THEY CALL ME swede

I watched the A's today.  No I didn't, actually.  Somehow they won tonight, even though Swisher shouldn't have played.  Luck luck luck, bork bork bork.

But I watched them a few weeks ago.  They sucked.  The manager is bad.  He really IS the luckiest man alive, Bob Gehrig.  First of all, he lets Kendall play.  This guy can't run, throw, catch, or hit.  He should've played JD Closser that day.  

Then there's Chavez. He wouldn't hit an Orlando Hernandez eephus pitch down the middle on the first pitch, even if Orlando Hernandez wasn't on the DL, the A's played the Mets, and Chavez knew it was coming. Chavez sucks, he's a joke, send him to Sacramento. He's not Aryan enough. Trade him to Cincinnatti. He can platoon with Edlose Encarnacion there.

What's wrong with Stuart Little? He shouldn't be hitting leadoff, he should be hitting 10th and playing left center. He must have plantar fascitis in both of his feet now, the way he's playing.

The day I watched, they showed Dan Johnssssson taking batting practice in a small town in California. He looked like he was working on driving the ball to shortstop instead of second base. Is that what Gehrig wants him to do? If so, he's a bad manager.

Travis Buck is bad. The buck doesn't stop here, it stopped on Opening Day. Stopped producing. Maybe he should cut his hair, and turn the brim of his hat upwards like Jesper Parnevik so he can see better in the field.

Ellis was the only guy who looked good. He was an island. Good fielding, good hitting. But he looked lost at the plate. Like an island.