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Open Thread: Game 29 - A's at Tampa Bay

You ever listen to KYCY-Billy's "Super Sluggers Who Can't Hit .270"? It's my personal favorite.

Bill Beane and David Forst were a duo known as "Moneyballers" when they drafted this Swisheresque pop bubblegum favorite from June of 2002, who reached out and hit #5 as KYCY-Billy's "Super Sluggers Who Can't Hit .270" continued ...

Swisher tries to keep shutting up the Tampa Bay Hecklers, and Joe Kennedy tries to shut down the D-Rays. And a Poetic Interlude after the jump.

[Note: still no on-field Jack Cust sightings scheduled. Swisher apparently not in field-ready shape, DH'ing today.]

A's

Stewart LF
Ellis 2B
Chavez 3B
Swisher DH
Johnson 1B
Crosby SS
Buck RF
Kendall C
Snelling CF

Tampa Bay

Baldelli DH
Dukes CF
Crawford LF
Wigginton 3B
Upton 2B
Young RF
Cantu 1B
Navarro C
Harris SS

On the mound for the A's, Joe Kennedy. For Tampa Bay, Scott Kazmir.

Star-divide

Gameday Poetic-Cinematic Interlude

"Stuck on the DL with You," by Swisher's Wheels

[Original here. A clip of Larry Davis practicing his training skills on an Athletic to the song is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awMQC...

Well I don't know why I brought a glove tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall on my derriere,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Klown to the left outfield,
Bradley to the right, here I am,
Stuck on the DL with you.

Yes I'm stuck on the DL with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Klown to the left outfield, Bradley to the right,
Here I am, stuck on the DL with you.

Well you started out with injuries,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all go crawlin',
Breakin' their own backs and say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Klown to the left outfield, Bradley to the right,
Here I am, stuck on the DL with you.

Well you started out with injuries,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all go crawlin',
Breakin' their own backs and say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know why I brought a glove tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall on my derriere,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Klown to the left outfield,
Bradley to the right, here I am,
Stuck on the DL with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.

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Go Big Joe - Kennedy!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck the TV schedule.

This is so ridiculous.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin, Seattle Mariners

by Helloooo 1st on May 5, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I know

Myself, I can't wait until I get baseball beamed directly to my amygdala.  

by MobiusKlein on May 5, 2007 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is this snelling fellow

and why is DOYLE! not in the lineup?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 5, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Stew walks - good AB
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Doyle in CF?

Over Shannon?

Huh. I always thought that baseball's version of a home run is the motherf---ing home run itself. -FJM

by oblique on May 5, 2007 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

a good day

had a nice dinner with friends

and then a free music festival, lots of great bands

to the pub, lots of good drinks and good company

stumble home and now an A's game

a good, good saturday...

Go A's!  

by tosk on May 5, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally got a radio signal!

And maybe a good thing we can't see all those sombreros and marachas.

by LilAnnieOaktown on May 5, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Swish!!!

Just get a single! Thats all!

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

shucks - Swisher K's
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya we K'D for the last 2 outs

But In my fantasy land that I live in at least we saw a lot of pitches, mainly Stew and EL

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

For anyone else watching this on MLBtv...

Does it seem like they are using some kind of local cable community access show film crew?  The camera is bouncing all over the place, they sometimes forget to show the batter when when the ball is pitched, etc.  Its bush league.

by ClutchSteinbach on May 5, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

not to break the cardinal rule

of not replying to your own post, but this camera-work is terrible.  They aren't showing wear the hit is going until after its fielded.  what the hell.

by ClutchSteinbach on May 5, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah its horrible

they can't follow the ball in play..  I especially hate the view of the batter while he's batting, can't see if its a strike or not..

Fosse and Korrach were just complaining about it too..

by tosk on May 5, 2007 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crosby should hyphenate
his last name, since lately it's always followed, by Ken Korach, with "dug out by Johnson".
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The Double Pl-A's
Huh. I always thought that baseball's version of a home run is the motherf---ing home run itself. -FJM

by oblique on May 5, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

Is there a chance Suzuki could be coming up soon...?

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

statistics

does anyone have any statistics on how many double plays the A's have hit into in comparison to the rest of the league, and how many of them are were by kendall??

by tosk on May 5, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

kendall must die

when could we bring up suzuki without starting his clock or whatever?  
on that same day, we need to bring him up to be our catcher, kendall can be the backup, melhuse can back up closser in sacto.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 5, 2007 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

First chance Kendall gets...

he inflicts as much pain as humanly possible on the Oakland Athletics.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell?

Is kendall still playing?  Doesn't Melhuse catch kennedy?

Come On! -Gob Bluth

by Degolas on May 5, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Upton beats out an infield single

gosh tampa has a lot of speed ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

There goes the no-no.  Thought we had it for sure this time.

by ClutchSteinbach on May 5, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

picked him off!

upton out!

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we didn't suck in May, we couldn't streak

after the all-star break.  The best thing to do is hibernate until mid-July.  Wake me up when Kendall stops sucking enormous donkey balls.

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad thing is

The Frickin Yankees will buy Upton

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah - hit to Chavy! :)
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

For radio listeners:

Chavez definitely did not "gun it across."

by mikeA on May 5, 2007 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, how can
LOL > LOL? Doesn't LOL = LOL?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2007 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICO

I am amused by you...lol (yes it does=)LOL

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phew
<mops brow>
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait. what's less than mops brow?

And what is mops brow more than?

You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 5, 2007 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing

just as nico showed us.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin, Seattle Mariners

by Helloooo 1st on May 5, 2007 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was a squirt gun
"Look at this, OK? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy."

by baseb3383 on May 5, 2007 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snelling - infield hit!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So far, he's been
nothing short of snellar.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2007 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

another good AB for Stew - walk
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Kazmir struggling a bit. Not that it means

anything (particularly for nihilists and other Athletics).

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Kendall has an outside shot

at setting the lowest slg% record.

by mikeA on May 5, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be awesome
"Look at this, OK? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy."

by baseb3383 on May 5, 2007 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Ellis K's - shucks
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

but

with a nifty little bat flip afterwards...

by tosk on May 5, 2007 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's in the minors

That can play 3rd?? ......Oh ya and HIT!!!

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'Mon Nick we need a hit!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I get so excited by those force outs that don't

turn into GIDPs.  It's called lowered expectations.

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

doink bloop hit we'll take it!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

We're on the board! 1-0 A's
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he just say 180 yard base hit?

That's like Babe Ruth's idea of a basehit.

"Look at this, OK? I want you to remember this face. This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy."

by baseb3383 on May 5, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you, swish, for not stranding a man

on 3rd for the 3rd consecutive inning.

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

shucks DJ K's
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

No shame in that AB. No runs, either.
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to Change the subject

But our starting pitching is absolutely amazing!!!!!!

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhhhh....

You wanna get somebody hurt?

''Certain types of players are born for the dramatic, and Marco Scutaro is one,'' teammate Nick Swisher said.

by fridaynightfan on May 5, 2007 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Crosby gets angry at the plate

will you say there's no shame in the AB?  Just curious.

by LilAnnieOaktown on May 5, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Doyle has scored in 50% of his ABs with A's,

Kendal in 5%.  Sample size is a problem, yes, but so is the minute size of Kendall's talent.

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

crosby "wailing away"

all or nothing bobby.    

Viva le AN...Liberte, Egalite, Disabilite and Inabilite.

by ak_A on May 5, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

nice AB for the Croz - walks
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Crosby laid off a season's worth

of low off-speed pitches in that at bat.

by mikeA on May 5, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

And makes up for doing something good

By getting picked off/caught stealing.

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have Kendall bunt

avoid the DP.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind

Way to go Crosby... ya bum!

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's baseball

walk, K, pickoff, K.  Can we start hitting the ball in play?

by MobiusKlein on May 5, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would make a great cheer. not the perfect

cheer, mind you, but good enough.

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kendall overpowered

FB down the middle... g'night!

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What do ya think???

Crosby and Eliis for Upton?

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What

You've got pictures of Tampa's GM with Nico and a pony?

Otherwise, not a chance in Hell.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I do

Want a copy?

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I've got a link to all the Nico + pony pictures I could ever want.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

how 'bout

Crosby and DJ...what a team when the A's play against them!

by LilAnnieOaktown on May 5, 2007 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vegas actually

The interesting part was that....a Nun, a Bull whip and a midget were there also...lol

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

so...

at what point to you finally say, ok Kendall, it's over.  We're bringing up Suzuki.  I mean, that slump he's been in since the beginning of the year is starting to look like what we're gonna get.  When can we finally say that a slump is just a player over the hill?  

at least this is the last year of his contract.

by jayefbe on May 5, 2007 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd give some slack to the hitting coach....

But the trainers...We certainly couldn't do much worse than what we have.

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's the plan

Kendall plays every day, thus gets injured, goes on DL.  Then they can bring up other catchers with no loss of face.

They have been trying to speed it along by keeping him from the medical staff, but that is bound to backfire.

by MobiusKlein on May 5, 2007 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

JFK.
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Note/Plea to Geren: please don't wearout our pen

.. if Kennedy's pitch count stays low enough and he continues to pitch this well ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm with you on that one.
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kennedy pitching very efficiently

44 pitches through 4 innings.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

base hit Ellie!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

shucks Chavy K's
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently

this kazmir guy is not so bad?

Isn't he supposed to be the best DRays pitcher?

by MobiusKlein on May 5, 2007 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Chavez so bad?

He was supposed to be a superstar. He's had a few injuries, but he hasn't improved one iota at the plate. Did the A's just get unlucky here? Why is it impossible for Chavez to improve his game?

by Philip Christy on May 5, 2007 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

hard to improve on defense but ..

I assume you mean his hitting ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your lack of faith, inverse to that of children

who clap to revive Tinkerbell, has killed him.

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Chavey defense......

He is a five or six hitter not 3 or 4

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had faith.

For several years. It was maybe '05 or '06 when I realized that faith in Chavez is obviously misplaced - much like how Chavez batting third in the lineup is misplaced. I agree with opiewannabe, he's a #6 hitter, but seeing him at #3 reminds me of how little he has advanced as a hitter since about 2000 - in fact, he's regressed. Disappointing.

by Philip Christy on May 5, 2007 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upton K's !!!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Kennedy wants nothing to do

with Delmon Young.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

nobody covering 2nd on that play ..
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring up Suzuki!

I'm tired of Kendall...

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

good five innings turned in by JoKe

Geren please please leave him in ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kennedy at 62 pitches

No reason not to send him back out in the 6th.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its amazing that DJ...

was the goat last year and there was nothing he could do right. Now, he's practically carrying this team offensively and defensively.

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Larry Davis...

No question.

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Annie

I don't wanna go there.... Hunky???

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's quite the image...

ugh

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No swinging!

Make Kazmir work! Get to the TB bullpen and feast.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahh Grover

Have you been hanging with Oscar??? Stay in the Light!!!...LOL

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hang On A's and try to get to Tampa's pen
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's this Kennedy guy???

Is he the same one from spring  training and last year...or his better pitching evil twin brother???

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

space alien abduction -> substitute !!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 6 starts, Kazmir has thrown between 102 &114

pitches each time.  So he might be done, or they might send him back out for a batter or 2.

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

hope so - thanks for the info
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dukes K's -- let's go A's !!

get some runs ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Runs would nice!
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Glover in

Buck shakes his flowing mane and laughs maniacally.

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Then takes his walk
Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - Meanwhile Huddy having another good outing

.. but so far Braves giving him little run support ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

They gave it all to Smoltz yest...

Go War Eagle!

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I tell ya'all

I met Travis Buck at the Hilton in Oakland?

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ball 4 - good AB for Buck
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a veteran AB...

He learned from last nite too.

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can't bunt with that shoulder pad...
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

er elbow pad...

that thing is massive..

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP in order!
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit & Run attempt

to avoid the Kendall special

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

tough luck liner for jason

3rd baseman caught the thing, darn, shucks ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Do it Doyle!

Initiation time, GIDP!

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god no hit and run.
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

true - would have been easy DP
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut up Vince!

Enough with the "Veterans Own All! You can't win with out old people!" matra! If you want that matra, join the Giants announcing crew!

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

mantra you mean?
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should "eliminate" themselves...
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't seem to pay attention to the game.

Pisses me off...not that I care about the Giants, but just wanna watch a game now and again.

by LilAnnieOaktown on May 5, 2007 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man... Rangers are killing Halladay...

Snell-man walked!

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I kind of like this DOYLE! kid.
"Of all the things he does well, that's like second-to-last on the list, just above deer hunting." Jeff, LL

by Jennifer on May 5, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA!

DOYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure to be a fan favorite!  

by CyZito on May 5, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to have a DOYLE! sign

in the OF when the A's roll back into town.

"Of all the things he does well, that's like second-to-last on the list, just above deer hunting." Jeff, LL

by Jennifer on May 5, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Rickey Bobby?
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ONLY reason I can see to keep Kendall

on the team and playing regularly, is because he 'handles the staff well'. That is to say, he is partially responsible for the Starting staff pitching in the 2's... then again, he is thus equally responsible for the bullpen meltdown, so go figure.

Is Suzuki ready yet?

I wonder if we can trade for Salty and have a catching platoon of Salty and Suzu.

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I know!

I like Jason, seems like a nice guy.  However, not much of a "ball player" any more.  I bet he'd be a terrific baby sitter though.  

by CyZito on May 5, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOTE - ugggh freudian slip I meant NOTE to them
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

unfortunately yes
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn!

Well, we did have a drought the last couple of games. Plenty of DP's tonite!

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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

<sigh>
Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does stewart have batting glove in his pocket

when he's already wearing a pair on his hands??

by tosk on May 5, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Because hes retarded.
We all think we're much smarter than we really are...- Huston Street

by iloveoakland on May 5, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has different gloves for batting and running..

and fielding of course..

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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many Psychiatrists does it take...

to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in, and the other to hold the penis.

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD to get Crawford out!

Keep that rabbit off the bases! ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I friggin' hate DPs.

Starting to become a bit fond of DOYLE!, though.

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

shucks they just tied it up!

ty wigginton ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god...

crawford didn't beat that out...

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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yes
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need offense

For crying out loud!!!! No wonder our pitchers are stressed out...we never score enough runs consistantly.

by opiewannabe on May 5, 2007 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much for the 1 hitter.
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

wait till late innings!

we got them right where we want them. Just don't pitch to Upton!

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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

will gameday be nonexistent....

when there are more than five games going on at once?

by santaclaraave on May 5, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

Just tuned in.  Not shocked that I saw a homer off Kennedy.  The 1-1 nailbiter was less expected.

Monkeyball, I like your song.  Kinda reminds me of Tarantino.  Sorta like this picture does.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

not so much a nailbiter

Kennedy has been dominant (supprisingly), and the offense has got on base a lot, but are doing their usual choke job.

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, the pic previewed but isn't here.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2007 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just knew the A's

were going to have to score more than 1 run to win this thing.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

if JoKe gets out of this inning ..

.. we need to get him a win .. he deserves it ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So did Dan yest...
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Joe!

Cantu is batting .111!

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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OK we got them out, let's win for JoKe
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

on the bright side?

Doyle since joining the A's:
2-5 with 2 Walks

Thats a .400/.600/.400 if I am not mistaken.

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Kennedy

84 pitches after 7 innings. I let him go back out to start the 8th. Get the bullpen stretched in case he gets into trouble.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't trust the bullpen

and I don't trust Kennedy

what to do...

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep Kennedy in

either Navarro or Harris gets on then make sure Calero or Duke is ready to face Dukes.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatev...

Joe K has already won this game. 7 innings 1ER against the 3rd best hitting team right now, wow!

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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

1 down...

Can you please get at least one hit tonite Chavvy? Please don't pop out...

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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hate May Chavvy...
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, kuk is a bad word in norwegian

male anatomy

useage more like @sshole, though..

by tosk on May 5, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

you don't want to know what tosk means

in Korean.

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

there will be multiple HRs this inning
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

D'OH!!
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE ARE DOOMED!!!!!!!

This guy's name is RYU?!

His scouting report says that he throws a splitter, cut fastball, + change, and the ever illusive HHHHHHHHHAAAAAALLLLLLUUUKKKINNNN!!!!!!!  Just wait until he throws his tiger uppercut.  I don't understand why they didn't start this guy!  He appears unbeatable!  

by CyZito on May 5, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

RYUUUUUU!

I know how to defeat him!

First you send Crosby up, and have him go Up, Down, Left, Left, Up, Left, X, Left, R-Button + L-Button, and Z.

Then you hit a run scoring double.

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

base hit Swish!

good to see someone in our lineup can hit ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon DJ!
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

DJ walks!

Crosby coming up... anyone comforted by this?

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bo Cro!

Get a hit!

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Croz with the hit! :)
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't grab the hammy!
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beau-Craux!
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

YES now JoKe has a chance for a win! :)

he deserves a win, has pitched well this season ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crosby gets go-ahead hit

Chavinator's circuits overload.

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

clumsy slide

and it looked like he was grimacing on his way back to the dugout..

anyone else see that??

by tosk on May 5, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It was hard to tell if he was

grimacing or grinning. he was jogging ok.

by mikeA on May 5, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Buck

make me regret benching you on my fantasy team!!!

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Sing it with me:
We will, we will KUK RYU, KUK RYU!
We will, we will...
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

semi-obscene scooby-doo?
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A one run lead!

What more can an A's fan ask for?

by Steve @ Athletics Nation on May 5, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

{i think} Duke probably coming in now
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

yes he is
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we'd better win, because
Duke and Street could both wind up unavailable tomorrow.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Duke is in now

If the Devil Rays Score: YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT IN KENNEDY

If Kennedy was brought in, and the Rays Score: YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT IN DUKE!

If No one scores: YAY!

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

shucks - C'Mon Duke
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I disagree with this move

Kennedy should have started the 8th inning.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, there goes that lead...

Come on Offense! Score in the 9th...

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

For those not watching

that was a horrible pitch by Duke.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

let me guess

middle of the plate, but the guy assumed he'd waste a pitch and took it.

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, a cutter that ended up middle-in, just above

knee-high (I'm talking about the pitch Navarro ripped for a double).

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on May 5, 2007 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

grab some pine Brendan Harris !!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

glad they didn't

..advance the runner by bunting or hitting ground ball to the right side ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baldelli K's !!!!!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Duke vs Dukes!
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

a thought

The trade for the backup catcher, Closser?... could that also signify that the A's might be preparing to call up Suzuki in the near future?

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You wish!

Me too, for that matter.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or they might release Jeremy Brown...

when all the injuries are cleared away...

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Embree in to face Crawford with ..

.. the game on the line ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy...

Embree-mr.-first-pitch-fastball-HR is coming in...

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

threw a breaking ball first pitch but it was

not in for a strike ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Duke

Don't blow this.

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Transfer that to:

Come on Embree, don't blow this.

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Embree?

I think I would have gone with Marshall. I know, Embree's the vet but Jay's been better vs. the lefties.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Marshall was shaky in Boston...
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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was pretty good in Anaheim
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is where Macha would've brought in Street

to the dismay of all sentient beings.

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd rather Duke face a lefty
than Embree face a lefty, but maybe Geren only wants Duke to face 4 hitters on back-to-back days--that would make enough sense for me.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

makes sense - let's go embree!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren might be saving Duke for tmrw...
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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

err.. i agree with u
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ..

.. this time my friend .. :)

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK gotcha
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Geez if you meant over for the Rays ..

.. then I hope you be right! .. :)

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got Crawford Out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Embree got im!

Drama over, hopefully...

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Flyout to Doyle

Thank God.

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That and

he sucks.

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah - like when the suck ferries stole all his

TALENT.

the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you think someone will take

Kendall's contract off our hands if all we ask for is a fungo bat and a box of baseballs?

by buddahead9 on May 5, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

DOYLE with a ricochet hit! :)
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I love this kid!
We all think we're much smarter than we really are...- Huston Street

by iloveoakland on May 5, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Doyle

I like this kid. M's fans might have been onto something.

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Street will have to make the 1-run ..

.. lead STICK .. we hope ...

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Snelling is doing his best

to make Beane look good.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

did you know...

that Kendall has THE lowest OPS among those that qualify per # of ABs.  The next lowest OPS is almost .100 points higher.  

Wow.

by jayefbe on May 5, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

also...

with the lowest OPS, the lowest slugging percentage, the lowest on base percentage and one of the lowest batting averages, Kendall is the anti-Bonds.

by jayefbe on May 5, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

tie game

there goes JoKe's game ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

no!

dammit...

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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This just in

I hate Ty Effing Wigginton.

"Holy hell! Does Haren's gameday picture get hairier? By August, it'll just be a koosh ball with an A's hat." -- JLaff

by Chavinator on May 5, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch...
Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

shucks
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry...

besides Embree, Street gives me a bad feeling these days.

by LilAnnieOaktown on May 5, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhahaha....

saw that coming....

CRAP!

by CyZito on May 5, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel moved to add...

CRAP!

"There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.'"--Joaquin Andujar

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

well, all those leadoff batters...

this game sucks!

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by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BJ Upton - K's
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH.

This shit really gets old.

We all think we're much smarter than we really are...- Huston Street

by iloveoakland on May 5, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We have 8 Hits, 6 Walks... and 2 runs...

The Rays have 5 hits, 3 walks... and 2 runs...

something is wrong here...

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you mean...

....we scored more runs than one might have expected?

"There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.'"--Joaquin Andujar

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 solo homers for them
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

by Mr. Ty Wigginton
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the strike outs

Kazmir had 8 K's in 6 IP. That usually limits the damage.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!! We still got a chance to win!
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

If we can hold them scoreless until....

...the 16th or so, we should accidentally get a run across.

"There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.'"--Joaquin Andujar

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

16th?

Isn't that a bit optimistic?

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you already said it! Doh! :)
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, I think the A's
should plan to (hopefully) give Street the 9th and 10th, since he won't be available tomorrow anyway. Calero if it goes 11.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes sense
Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Chavvy homers..

and tells all the naysayers off!

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That Devil Ray Mascot...

...must be the ugliest in the bigs.

Who the hell designed that thing?

In fact, who the hell thought this entire franchise was a sensible idea?

"There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.'"--Joaquin Andujar

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Um, that's Blanton
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2007 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

...but I'm pretty sure there's an easy way to tell them apart: the Rays' mascot gets better run support.

"There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.'"--Joaquin Andujar

by GreenNGoldSooner on May 5, 2007 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Paul in to PH for the Rays
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

and Zobrist pinch run for Cantu
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only one Street could win today...

and he's a horse.

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

how can you give up a hit to Cantu?

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

IF we get out of this inning

odds we have a Jay Witasick sighting in the 10th?

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Why???

If Street can ever get out of this fucking inning he should have enough to pitch the 10th.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's used Duke and Embree

I'd start Street in the 10th and get Marshall warmed up.

Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 5, 2007 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew... Street is killing me...
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Give Huston a Chainsaw

and there will be a massacure

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantu was batting .100
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew, we got out of it ...

Cantu is out of the game because pinch run for him ..

.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Josh Paul in to catch - Navarro out
.. the Athletics may be small-market but they have BIG-heart! ..

by Randy Bell on May 5, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long Fly Ball

and thankfully, Buck does not lose it in the dome.

by Zonis on May 5, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that would have been on Blooper reels...

for years to come, especially if it got stuck in his hair...

With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

new thread mojo requested
the difference between Chavy and deer in the headlights? (after Nico)

by LAXile on May 5, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Alrite! Extras! Time to win this shiznit!
With the Oakland A's, the intravenous drip is always half full!

by OaktownRajah on May 5, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith

by Boonee on May 5, 2007 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

that foul ball

was incredibly scary to watch.

by mikeA on May 5, 2007 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD OPEN
You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 5, 2007 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

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