Open Thread: Game 48 - A's at Baltimore
Well, here we are, precisely 29.0123% of the way through the season, the traditional point in the schedule where we tear our hair out over the offensive futility of our catcher and then pick all our hair up off the floor and either donate it to Pantene or knit it into a mourning veil for the players on the DL.
I have to agree with baseballgirl's agreement with me from last night: the A's are our favorite team. No, wait. Oh, right: Dan Haren is not only the single most valuable player on the A's roster right now, but also likely the key to the A's post-season chances this season. We can only hope that "Baghdad-by-the-Bay Bob" (ask FreeSeatUpgrade for an explanation of that one) was being truthful in his assertion that Haren was lifted after 7 innings and 91 pitches last night because of a mystical, peyote-fueled prophecy manifesting itself through uncomprehending human instruments, and not because of any physical problems. With Haren, that is.
Meanwhile, tonight the A's try to push closer to escaping their season-long standard deviation, with Joe Kennedy opposing the Orioles' Dallas Braden Brian Burres.
To the utter shock of absolutely no one, Chavez is out of the lineup again tonight. However, inspired perhaps by the very same hallucinogenic transformative vision that spurred Geren to pull Haren last night, Travis Buck returns to that field to the, uh, right, of that field that we're, uh, not supposed to name.
And thank Ba'al, Kendall is back in the 9 slot again.
A's
Stewart LF
Swisher CF
Johnson 1B
Cust DH
Crosby SS
Chavez 3B
Ellis 2B
Buck RF
Kendall C
Baltimore
Roberts 2B
Gomez 1B
Markakis CF
Tejada SS
Millar DH
Mora 3B
Hernandez C
Patterson CF
Payton LF
And a half-assed stab at the first stanza of a derisive Poetic Interlude after the jump ... to be finished post-game.
LATE UPDATE: Chavez in at third base after all. If he's gonna be in, I like seeing him lower in the lineup.
The Loathsome Bat of Jason Kendall
(Original lyrics here.)
William Triggerfinger traded for Jason Kendall
With a phone that he twirled around his diamond ring finger.
At a Baltimore baseball society gath'rin',
Outfielders were called in and his offense took from him
As they played him in shallowly near to the infield.
AN bitched, "William Triggerfinger -- no effin'-A trader."
But you who philosophize disgrace and criticize all trades,
Take the rag away from your face.
Now ain't the time for tirades.
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Go Big JoKe !!!!!!!!!!
go get em!
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
because, in his vision ...
... Geren saw the minotaie, who insisted Scutaro must play.
For the record...
Kendall vs. LHP this season: 59 plate appearances, 6 for 57 (.105)
1 double, 1 walk, 1 sac fly, 7 K's, 4 GIDP
.119 OBP, .123 SLG = .242 OPS
... to ground into three double plays!!!!!!!!!!!!
The record is four
in a game, accomplished twice. A little nugget I dug up researching a piece I'm planning for Thursday.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 26, 2007 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
List the DL on the front page?
I noticed that alot of DL questions are asked in the threads.
I'd like to see the DL list in one of the sidebars, with the projected dates of their returns.
Hey! Mora's in the lineup!
by JR on May 26, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
listing healthy players would take less bandwidth
I'm at the point where I'm hoping Kendall...
gets not a serious injury, but a nagging injury that forces him to sit for a few games. That's where I'm at. That way Geren gets to see an Oakland lineup that doesn't have a black hole at the 9 spot. The one guy on the team I wouldn't mind seeing on the DL is the healthiest guy on the team.
Geren re Haren: abundance of carin'
Geren told Korach on the radio pre-game that the team is looking at starters' pitch counts in three game groups, looking to keep the overall count down around 320-330 pitches in Haren's case. And the 91 pitches last night neared that limit when added to his last couple of starts. I bought it. So if Bob's simply spouting a partyline cover story, he's awfully good at it.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 26, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
I'll buy that for a dollar
Hey monkey--are you mourning?
(check the last post in mikeA's DLD)
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 26, 2007 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
uh ... no
My first thought on seeing your question was that Ol' Man Zimmerman had passed away.
Geren was reported to say similar thing ..
.. in the SJ Mercury article this morning recapping the game - I really think that is all there is to it (pitch count concerns) ..
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
in other words ...
... a mystical, peyote-fueled prophecy manifesting itself through uncomprehending human instruments.
< /RevHaloFan antistatsism >
FSN just said he is playing
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I just heard
by Vegas A's Fan on May 26, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
updated above. Thanks.
Ba'al
looks like he might actually be responsible for Kendall.

don't look, LAXile!
Kendall is now...
the Lord of the Flies? It's not like he leaves a lot of runner on base to wither away....it's so much higher an art form to eliminate them with the GIDP
Hi Everybody!!!
LET'S GO OAKLAND!!
gameday has chavy playing 3rd.
hi harold! :)
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want to ruin the ending to m-ball's
poetic interlude, so let me just say it ends in tears. i only hope this Poor Hatte Carrol bit doesn't spell doom for our 3rd best catcher.
not necessarily
Note that while in my version William remains the villain, it's for keeping Kendall alive, not for killing him.
yes, and by doom I meant Kendall doesn't get
slain by a cain...or sth like that
I just hope
that Chavez can duplicate the offensive production that Michael!! has been giving us lately
AW!
I was hoping for a Murphy sighting...then again Croz is playing in Balt (feel free to blame me if it happens).
hurt us with your bat,
hurt us with your arm...
did we learn nothing from last night's thread?
Oh, wait. You meant the DP, not, um ... never mind.
Less nicely executed
First Tejada homer against the lads in green.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 26, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
wow
That right there is a genuinely Dylanesque opening line. Dude.
good thing A's got the DP before Miggy's homer
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
That was an awful call
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 26, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
No excuse, either
Timmons was looking right at it, easy to see 1B glove and Croz foot in same instant.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 26, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
wow- bad call but i'm glad Croz didn't get tossed
the way he reacted to the bad call ..
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
they should have tossed
kendall for staying quiet during that arguement
IMHO croz needs to cool it there ..
.. he really could have gotten tossed .. not cool to show up the ump that way, even if the ump is wrong ..
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Chavvy is going to set
the grimace record this year.
It'll be in the record book
right next to Mo Vaughn's Hamburglar record.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 26, 2007 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
and Kielty's Ronald McDonald record
Hard rain's gonna fall?
Weather Underground says nah, maybe light rain.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 26, 2007 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
Kennedy is showing his Spring Training form...
he has nothing tonight. Better luck tmrw...
I seem to recall
that you said that about Haren early yesterday.
Unfortunately, you might be right this time.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 26, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
there's something wrong..
with can'tdall, Mr. kennedy isn't looking good.
bring another....
....catcher :\
I just read the inventor of "the wave" is a SJSU
grad. Me, too. Trying to decide if that's a good thing.
And in other news...
Did you hear we signed Jack Cust?
Joe "Smoke and Mirrors" Kennedy gets out of it.
left-handed Houdini :)
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
whew - got out of bases loaded situation
3 runs are not insurmountable (we hope) ..
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, that's a good point :)
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
AT BAT
JASON CAN'TDALL
Anybody see Cubs at LA this afternoon
I tuned in just in time to see Olmedo Saenz ground into the game-ending DP with the tying runs on base. Just like a True Athletic.
It was on here, which surprised me since the
Yankees were playing. I was hoping to catch that game against the Angels. It was probably better since the Angels won.
Dear Mr. Kennedy,
Now would be good time to stop pitching Miggy inside. He's not fooled and he's only going to hurt you again.
Nice To See Another Chavvy K
remind me ... now that the A's have won 2 in a row with Chavvy on the bench, why exactly is it necessary to get his sorry butt back in the lineup? If I were a more cynical guy, I would actually think that Chavvy is worried that people will figure out that the A's are a better team without a sore-armed Chavvy killing every rally.
My prediction for the night: even with the A's down 3-0 already, someone they will mount some kind of rally and somehow Chavvy will get a key AB and fail. And someone will wonder: if the guy really can't hit, why not bat him 8th?
As for Kendall...
Does anyone else look forlornly
our former catcher and shortstop on the other bench?
Record for assists by pitcher in 9 inning game
11, done several times, mostly in the dead ball era.
PS, FSU, I also looked up 4 GIDPs in the same game, was surprised at the "current" name, wonder what you have up your sleeve.
Nothing special
more a side note than anything else.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 26, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Swish!
Yes!
HR!
Swish!!!!
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
Swisher seems to enjoy
Baltimore.
way to break up the no-no!
Swisha!!!
The man loves Camden Yards. Shutout gone. Now time to take the lead.
Cust is not looking too good right now...
when was his last hit?
Walks work for me
Home runs work better for sure, but we all know we'd rather he bat in place of Chavez, Kendall, and just about everyone not named Nick Swisher.
I'll take it...
by OaktownRajah on May 26, 2007 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Swish rubbed his head against Buck's...
damn you j-pay
they should put can'tdall out, because of what you did.
Is Kennedy trying to lose?
What is he doing out there?
not your night
mr. kennedy
Are any?
at least he has
got out of jams all season, finishing with few runs allowed, but tonight, well.....
I have a feeling that
this is going to hurt.
ok
get us a K and a DP
is it too much??
Nice play Bobby.
At least his D is returning to acceptable form.
He has also hit in 13 of the last 15 games,
should have had a hit in his 1st AB, and hit the ball hard his 2nd.
by theblackpearl on May 26, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
nice play by the infield
could have been worse
still might be
Lucky us
Bases loaded, nobody out. Only one scores. That's very A's-like.
OMG
can'tdall put a runner out!!!
Holy Crap...
maybe Kendall has made a deal with the dark one...he actually threw a runner out. If goes yard the next inning....it can only mean he has no soul. He will be the Lord of the Big Fly.
that's what we know as
getting out of jams!
LET'S SCORE SOME RUNS NOW
Kennedy is fantastic at getting out of jams
even when his stuff is a little off.
of course, that makes him a perfect BP guy.
First pitch outs are bad, Chavvy...
you get it over with, less pain in forearms
Burres is a strike throwing machine...
Ump can't miss THAT call - airmail
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
I like this...
bunt in front of Kendall...
Will Kendall ruin the rally?
Survey says: Fo shizzle!
Give him a Scooby snack!
by OaktownRajah on May 26, 2007 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
someone needs to sit Chavey down
and tell him he needs to lay off the first pitch NO MATTER WHAT for his next 10 - 15 at bats.
I think it would really help him, if he was forced to keep the bat on his shoulder for a few at bats.
Impending feeling of doom
Kendall up with 1 out and runners on. Why must we watch this? Why?
(Note: May be deleted in case of miracle)
Must a walk be a miracle?
I see that as a minor blessing, not a miracle.
How long has Kendall been..
trying to get it going?
If he hits it out...
we will know that he has made a nefarious pact....
damn that was ball 4
quit swinging Kendall. bad things happen when you swing. Woo hoo a walk.
He walked!!
My goodness.
Zoinks!
by OaktownRajah on May 26, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Stew!
Good ab by Jason Kendall....
I was beginning to wonder if I would ever hear those words this year....besides from the A's opponents.
If I were Leo Mazzone
I would just start punching the guy for walking Kendall, and then retire.
Damn...
Shannon Stewart, True Athletic
Welcome to the team, Stew!
i can come out of my bomb shelter
Stewart - shucks ..
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions
Apparently Kendall's GIDP
fungus has infected the batters box...I am sure it will clear up before the Orioles step in.
your only job right now
is to get Swish to the plate this inning and you couldn't fucking do it!!~
Seriously I am pissed
I would have sent Stewart up there without a bat!
#9 on the year for Stewart. not too good...
yup
I am telling you, if I were manager I would not have let him have a bat in that situation.
"get your ass up there"
"but, I don't have my bat"
"yeah, I know it! Not get up there"
Dear Mr. Kennedy...
Not only will Miggy hurt you with inside fastballs, he will do it with inside breaking pitches. Again, STOP pitching him inside. It will end badly for you.
im sure glad we didn't resign miggy
not worth chavez money or kendall money.
No game on tomorrow?
Not televised in the bay area...
No K's tonite for Kennedy...
didn't he have zero K's last time, against SF?
Dear Mr. Kennedy...
throwing strikes may help your cause. Or maybe not.
3 RBI's for the O's with two outs...
C'mon Kennedy, lock it down!
The balls are just falling in...
take him out already...
we sure could have used
some damn runs when we had the bases loaded...son of ...
This Chevy commercial
is seriously starting to BUG me.
after seeing it over and over
I finally came to realize, that our team is simply not "doing what it takes to win". (grimace)
Kennedy's done
at least for this game. Not a terrible outing, but man, he didn't have a single inning without multiple base runners. It could have been worse.
agree - could have been worse ..
.. JoKe not sharp tonite - his command was off ..
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
and now it is...
worse that is!
Yeah you be right my man :)
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ford's BOLD Move of the Game
Was to get Witasick. Really? Was that so bold? Bold would have been kicking Kendall out of the game, putting in Melhuse and asking Scutaro to pitch.
Ford's got a low opinion of the term Bold.
Come out of the pen...
and hit the first batter. What kinda relief is this?
OH F
Great...
5 games back.
On the Good Ship Lollipop
Both of Stewart's tosses to home plate have been of the rainbow, arcing variety. Is this soft tossing just so Kendall won't let them go to the backstop?
Why do I suddenly have a mental
picture of Jason Kendall with U-boat commander hat peering through a periscope?
he's just trying to ...
... not let Kendall show up Ramon with his plate-blocking skilz.
Don't panic. My crystall ball tells me
Kendall is going to hit TWO grand slams!
by LilAnnieOaktown on May 26, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
what's your crystal ball smoking?
Things we can all agree to hate about the A's
- Any Shannon Stewart throw.
- Jay Witasick in to pitch.
- Eric Chavez on deck.
- Rich Harden reaching for a groundball.
- Jason Kendall at the plate.
Feel free to add on.
GIDP with the bases juiced...
by OaktownRajah on May 26, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
runners in scoring position
with less than 2 outs then no runs.
5 more?
- Adam Melhuse on the bench.
- Jack Cust striking out.
- Larry Davis sightings.
- Eric Chavez first pitch swinging.
- Huston Street pitching in the 8th inning.
I think these last two starts by Kennedy...
make it a sure bet that Gaudin will stay in the rotation when the other guys come back. If they come back...
Yeah, that looked futile...
by OaktownRajah on May 26, 2007 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like
now that the rest of the line-up has had time to rub off on Johnson and Cust they don't look quite as awesome.
Do they keep Swish in a seperate compartment during flights?
that is sooo true
Maybe he is just immune for some reason.
Don't worry
Crosby could get on and then ... oh, sorry.
Over and under odds...
on how many dirty birds run wild on the bases this inning?
They go through the order
and I take the over.
click
lets see, grill some salmon, steam some brocolli, play the other dvd of the three i rented for the weekend (the good shepard? or letters from iwo jima), resist going down to market for icecream with dvd.
Can I come over?
I make a tasty bowl of popcorn.
by LilAnnieOaktown on May 26, 2007 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? It nearly put me to sleep.
One of my friends thought it was really boring.
But I liked it a lot. The critics were pretty divided too.
Yeah, went with the family
who loved it. What they loved about it turned out to be exactly what I hated about it.
How's it compare to...
Jackass II?
by OaklandInvader on May 26, 2007 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love to see Colby get a 1-2-3 inning.
I felt kinda sorry for the guy when he pitched against the Chisox.
got your wish
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
and there you go...
nice to see a donut posted by an A's pitcher...
by OaklandInvader on May 26, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
ERA watch:
started at 27.00
after 1 batter 24.55
after 2 batters 22.50
after 3 batters 20.70
13 strikes, 4 balls
This must be what they were talking about in Sacramento.
what amazes me is Ervin Santana ..
.. of the Angels - he gets lit up on the road but not when he pitches against the A's - we never can hit him! :)
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? That amazes you?
Have you seen our lineup?
Hehe
I still have hope that, one of these days, we will catch him on a really BADDDDD outing - and get him.
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap!
Almost, that was crazy looking...
Bad play, but looked... well on replay... just really funny...
ZOOM!
The Baltimore Orioles
are The Oakland Athletics East.
Buck !!!!!!!!!
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Erasmo Ramirez (RP) and Donnie Murphy (2B)
into the game ..
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Can't get Payton out tonite ..
.. he's acting like Placido Polanco ..
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
When did we call Murphy and Ramirez up?
when Connor Robertson and Bradley -> DL?
maybe ??
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how many guys will have played
for the A's on the 25 man roster when the season ends. I wonder what the MLB record is for guys on the 25 man roster in a given year is?
nice DP turned by A's rookies
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
I wish this was Cricket...
Cuz then Swish could hit a 6-runner!
Chavvy: PopOut, PopOut, StrikeOut
thank goodness we got him back tonight ...
Not as bad as Stewart...
0-4 with a GIDP with the bases loaded. Speaking of DPs...
by OaktownRajah on May 26, 2007 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just looking at the replay of Crosby...
in the 2nd and he was soooo safe. I've seen a lot of bad calls from umps this year. I think they've all gotten worse...
Speaking of bad calls...
Vince hasn't gotten any better this year. He botched Swisher's HR last nite.
by OaktownRajah on May 26, 2007 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Cust needs a hit...
now!
C'mon Crosby!
New Batting Coach
obviously really giving even the new guys a fresh approach with RISP.
Did anything happen to Ellis?
I think it is time
to drop Cust from our fantasy leagues.
even Bonds has been slumping so ..
.. I'm hoping Cust will break out soon .. maybe tomorrow - but maybe that is just 'fantasy' I don't know - only time will tell! :)
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
well it is possible
that he set the bar a little high fo himself!! :)
Speaking of bad calls...
this is beginning to look a little fricking one sided. That was not a strike all night...and now it is?
agreed - Cust has a very good eye
I thought that pitch was a tad low ..
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
at best it hit
the front-lower-outside corner of the plate. And even then it barely nicked it. Hardly strike 3 especially the way he was pitching.
nice play Chavy
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Great... he swings twice at ball four
Not quite there yet.
But I do take solace in that he'd have been doubled off when Murphy grounded out.
6 straight runs!
The red Sox did it...
C'mon! We Believe!
At least we go out with a fight.
Rally Time!
We're THHHHIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS Close!
Free Melheuse dammit!
Nah
That's why Melhuse was given the AB in the 9th inning, to remind him where he can find home plate, so he's not clueless tomorrow.
The full formula is
Day game after night game
+ cross-country travel day
+ forecast high temp of 90 degrees
+ right-handed pitcher going
= Melhuse gets a rare start.
You guys?
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
Aw
I thought it was adorable.
I'll say no more:
Patty cake
Patty cake
Baker's man
Bake me a cake
As fast as you can.
Roll it
and
Pat it
and mark it with B
And put it in the oven for baby and me.
Well, that sucked.
always does when you lose ..
.. or, that is my theory .. :)
by Randy Bell on May 26, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions

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