AN, I need your help. I've got the most dumbass Giants fan on my case and I can't shut him up. I've gotten him to settle down a few times (my most recent shot being thrown yesterday-- I screamed "TROY GLAUS! RUSS ORTIZ! OH, ALOU, WHAT DID YOU DO?") The most recent attack on our beloved team was this:
No matter what (GNGG) may say and try to brainwash you with pathetic facts and numbers that mean nothing always know that the Giants have always had history. They have a legacy that surpasses that of the Athletics and for many years in N.Y they were THE best team in town until the Yankees took off in lets say the 30s and beyond. The giants have always been the best and their players have made enormous impacts on the game in hitting and pitching. The two best of both areas: Willie Mays and Christy Matthewson. There is no one as good as those two. So don't listen to a stupid A's fan and begin to appreciate not just numbers but what can't be written down in a data table, PRIDE. A team is not just how many world series it wins but its connection with the city and the fans. The Giants have that and the A's are about to throw what little they have away by moving to Fremont of all places. Don't be fooled by the Green pathetics and have pride in a true baseball team.
Dumbass Giant Fan
(S.F and N.Y Giant fan forever)
On Friday, DAGF (DumbAssGiantsFan) wrote on my car in window markers. The phrase? "GIMPY SMASHES ECK", accompanied with a drawing of Gibson up to bat. I retaliated by giving his car an A's makeover (something I'm extremely proud of). He put a picture and an article of the.. gulp Jeremy Giambi play on my windshield. As you can probably tell, this harmless fun has been going back and forth for a while now.
Now, AN, I'm planning on showing this thread to the estupid boy, so give me your best :) I know all of you out there are dying to dish out what you've got by showing sterling intelligence and a keen brain.
Go for it :)