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Poetic Interlude: Kendall is Killing Us Softly

Inspired by an actual comment from a post game thread!

Strumming our pain with his ground outs
Stingin' our lives with his K's
Killing us softly with his swing
Killing us softly with his swing
Leading the whole league with DP's
Killing us softly with his swing

I heard he called a good game
I heard he was hardcore
And so he came to Oakland and lead off for awhile
And there he was this catcher
Home run to left field

Strumming our pain with his ground outs
Stingin' our lives with his K's
Killing us softly with his swing
Killing us softly with his swing
Leading the whole league with DP's
Killing us softly with his swing

We felt flushed with fever
Embarrassed by his stats
I felt that he should rest more often and Melhuse should play more
I pray that he would walk
But he just kept right on

Strumming our pain with his ground outs
Stingin' our lives with his K's
Killing us softly with his swing
Killing us softly with his swing
Leading the whole league with DP's
Killing us softly with his swing

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