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I've Got Dave Stewart's Balls

Sunday's win over the Tribe was very meaningful to me. Reposted from Five Tool Tool, The Sports Blog That Loves You Back...

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The A's were down two with two outs in the ninth, nobody on, and an 0-2 count on Eric Chavez. But the third baseman and Smoke Stewart client (yes, our man is also an agent) would not go gently into that good night, and he got on against Tribe closer Joe Borowski with a base hit. Milton Bradley followed with a longball act of vengeance against his old team. Then, Dan Johnson and Bobby Crosby get knocks to chase the closer. Finally, minor league legend Jack Cust went yard against Fernando Cabrera for his sixth home run in the last seven games. Ball game, Oaktown.

It gave the A's a series win, and made them 15-6 against the Tribe in their last 21 games in Oakland. But more importantly, it gave FTT its second win of the year in the Smoke Stewart NBX.com picks contest.

This means that we're going to get a second autographed baseball from the man himself. Having just gotten the first one in the mail yesterday, we're clearly besides ourselves with glee at the idea of completing the set.

(Smoke, however, just saw the headline, clicked on the (AC/DC YouTube video) clip below, and spit his coffee across the room, then fired off an email to the head people at NBX.com to make sure he really does have to go through with an interview with us when we win the season-long contest. Don't worry, Smoke. We're big fans. And we would not have the balls of Roger Clemens in our house, not that he's got any in the first place.)

Editor's follow-up -- Smoke has replied to our posts with vaguely happy words of congratulation... so either he's got a sense of humor, or he's not reading. In any event, we're camping happily -- and if you'd like to join in the quest for Smoke's Balls, go to www.nbx.com and see if they'll let you in the Blog Challenge. Tell them DMtShooter sent ya.

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What Would You Do To Get A Hold Of Dave Stewart's Balls?
Dress as Stomper
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Find Ken Macha, hire him to do some yard work, and then FIRE MACHA NOW
3 votes
Pick baseball games
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Send DMtShooter A Big Honking Check
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Call Tony LaRussa and see if he's still got them
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I never realized you were a transvestite,

DMTShooter, but now it all makes sense.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 16, 2007 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What, Smoke's not good enough for you?

The man won a Series for the Green and Gold, dammit! I question the quality of your fandom, sir.

Have you visited http://fivetooltool.blogspot.com yet? Well, why the hell not?

by DMtShooter on May 16, 2007 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

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