but people complained that it was too big.

So, I got a smaller image, and have stuck with this one.

It links to a translation project for a series of novels.

Just like a ray of fucking sunshine.

I really don't think it needs an explanation.

why it's funny is because everyone wanted to Fire Macha Now. I on the otherhand, had such hatred I wished time travel to go back a day and fire Macha so that when I came back, he would no longer chew his gum with his front teeth, with his hands in his jacket pocket while squinting.

from http://firejoemorgan.blogspot.com

The original article was describing some ideal situation for a baseball team, maybe a perfect player or something like that, and the author said, "It's baseball's version of a home run."

See, it's ironical-like.

a quote from Homer Simpson that I found in something on MSN. Heres a link to the same list:
http://www.esquire.com/features/what...

"I say we give 'em all a nice big shit burger...!" (Lou Brown)  

Cerrano asks, "Shitburger, Skip?"

ever heard of them? they are sort of big now...

long hair. travis buck. <3.</p>

it's all you need. :)

since the A's feed wasn't available on MLB.TV.

Someone on the Angels had a bloop single, and Huddy had some brilliant analysis. Apparently he changes person mid-sentence, and ends up using a term that could be interpreted differently than he intended.

Apparently, "doink" means "bloop single", and not "have sex with".

and don't remember what this one is about.  I like things that make little or no sense (even to me) when seen out of context.

some writer pointed out that the A's were in first place despite their craptastic offense. To which Billy Beane responded: "We are a complete freak show."

about as frequently as Britney Spears wears underwear, which is apparently often!

Currenty, have been on a bit of a creative hiatus from my comic strip so I have been taking out my usual social commentary (also known as smart ass opinion) on my fellow AN'ers. Used to get kicked out of class almost daily for this stuff, but so far no one has asked me to leave AN so it will continue!

The latest signature comes from my love affair with baseball nicknames and real names. I am dying to trade for CoCo Crisp so we can have Coco Crisp, Milton Bradley and then I am hoping we get some kid named Fisher Price. Mike Sweeney (Mike's weany) has always made me snicker (because men don't giggle) and when I was a kid I had a Rusty Kuntz baseball card and used to stand up in class, hold the card up and ask the teacher if I could show everyone in class my Rusty Kuntz.

from the "3rd wheel" of the awesome vehicle of the A's mid-80's broadcast booth, Wayne Hagin (who I think is now doing the Cards).

Julio Franco -- then with the Indians -- came up to bat against one of the A's utterly forgettable righties (probably Codiroli or Mooneyham or someone like that) and Hagin went on and on during the whole AB about how Franco was batting right-handed, and speculating about why he wasn't hitting lefty as he usually would against a righty.  Was he hurt?  Did he feel he had a better chance to hit so-and-so's "stuff" (used in quotes because the A's pitchers generally didn't really have any back then) hitting righty?

Eventually, Hagin sort of went, "Oh, wait...Franco's not a switch-hitter."  I imagined Lon (and Bill, if he wasn't off getting something to eat) getting a good laugh out of listening to Hagin's bizarre riff.

is my favorite quote from one of my favorite philosophers... who happens to be one of the greatest pitchers of all time...

Usually I go back and forth between something from Satchel Paige and something from Bill Veeck...

I just said, fuck it.

we watched the Asphalt Jungle in one of my classes and the line stuck out. I think I was the only person in the classroom who laughed.

but the latest change came when I had a cutthemullett quote that mentioned his fear of a healthy Eric Gagne, but when Gagne first pitched against he A's (1st time ever, I imagine); I freaked out, deleted my sig, and had nothing for a while.  My current sig reflects my concer with self-referentiality as an exhausted trope in the repertoire of postmodernity.

This was from the 2005 rookie hazing when Dan Johnson was a bottle of mustard, Swish was a plug, blanton a socket, Flores a bottle of ketchup, Yabu a Geisha and Huston was Britany Spears-esque....

Mine's cause I'm a big fan of Michael!!

discussing the Dodger's firing of Jim Tracy.

This new one is just a simple reminder to vote; we should have more than one player representing us this year.
You can vote up to 25x.

at the comcast player photo sessions... after we took a picture with swisher... as im walking out i turn around and yell " I HELLA LOVE YOU SWISHER!!".. then he looks a bit confused and shouts back with a huge smile " AND I... HELLA?..LOVE YOU TOO!"

one of the best moments ever....