DLD 5/10/07: Münchausen Syndrome!
Bitching, kvetching, internecine snarking, and posting pix of a disgruntled Larry Davis are some of the ways that the A's faithful have expressed their befuddlement at the seemingly endless string of injuries this season. But until now no one has offered a convincing argument about why so many players have gotten injured. I have taken my own pet theory for a mental test-drive through the twisted and often washed-out highways of my mind, and I'm now ready to present it to the public in today's DLD.
The simple answer is Münchausen Syndrome , or more accurately, Münchausen Syndrome by proxy, a psychiatric disorder where a person, usually a parent, deliberately falsifies illness or injury, or deliberately sickens another person in order to keep that person close to them. You might be familiar with this disorder from the film The Sixth Sense, in which a mother puts cleaning fluid into her child's food. In case you find this theory far-fetched, not to mention "paranoid," here's a photograph of the Baron Münchausen riding an elephant. It just makes sense.
In a related story that might have been taken from Larry Davis's childhood, a kid grows pot on police chief's property .
Yes, yes, that's all fine and good, LAXile, you might be thinking at this point, but what does any of this have to do with reality? (Yes, that is the wikipedia link for "reality.") My answer: in a world where Jason Kendall goes 3 for 4 and still can't help the A's win, what does "reality" matter?
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I concur with your diagnosis.
But I don't care much for reality.
by Poppy on May 10, 2007 8:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reality check:
you might want to cancel your trip to the giraffe resort.
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've hung out with kudus...
but I think I'd rather be sober before saying hello to something as large as a giraffe.
by Poppy on May 10, 2007 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We know who the münchees are...
But who is the müncher?
by kaweahkaweah on May 10, 2007 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Jacob's later
It's all about the Benjamin
by ArakSOT on May 10, 2007 9:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i really hope
next episode is game over for a certain character. and i'm not worried about you-know-who from this last one, he's definitely not a tired act.
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're all going to die
NASA study suggests extreme summer warming in the future
So, they can't predict the weather in 2 hours, but the 80-year forecast is spot on.
by jubjub on May 10, 2007 9:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not so bad
They can all just go to the beach, which will be so much closer!
by oblique on May 10, 2007 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NASA = Beane
Long term forecast pretty good, but ultimately their shit doesn't work in the playoffs, er next 2 hours.
by Rickeyfan on May 10, 2007 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would mean
that Bobby Crosby's performance in 2005 was Beane's fake moon landing? It was all an illusion. He even convinced Gammons that it was real, but then Gammons learned the horrible truth and Beane had him silenced with a stroke. He should have been wearing his tin foil.
by jubjub on May 10, 2007 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coincidentally...
...Alyssa Milano's next baseball merchandise design will be made of tinfoil.
by Ozzz on May 10, 2007 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's funny
I would have thought she was would have chosen silicone
by jubjub on May 10, 2007 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When designing for A's fans...
Hospital scrubs are coming.
by Ozzz on May 10, 2007 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's Tipoo Saib riding the Elephant
by ArakSOT on May 10, 2007 9:13 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Tipoo Saib" is Swahili for "Salb is drunk".
by McFood on May 10, 2007 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
btw...
You only check your email about twice a year, don't you?
by Poppy on May 10, 2007 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one, yes, 'cause I can't access it from work
I'll send you my work one, that I check every weekday.
by McFood on May 10, 2007 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez, ArakSOT, do you just wait to
by LAXile on May 10, 2007 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baron Munchausen
could just drop his free throws down into the basket from atop that elephant.
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 9:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
awesome -- how did I miss the Baron/Davis joke?
by LAXile on May 10, 2007 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're fired.
by Poppy on May 10, 2007 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think my joke
was funny at all.
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By 'awesome' I meant the kind of 'awe' you feel
when a player who can hit a half-court shot at the buzzer misses a crucial FT. If it was 'funny' it was funny in the same way that global warming is funny -- "Hmm, that's funny...I don't remember there being a beach here..."
by LAXile on May 10, 2007 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be funny
if Cisco Field was suddenly flooded during a Giants game and Bonds's syringes all washed up through the dugout onto the field.
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the only Giants fans left alive are those
assholes in the kayaks
by LAXile on May 10, 2007 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they'd have to eat baseballs
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like Bartolo!
by Ozzz on May 10, 2007 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate you Tracy McGrady
HOW DO YOU LOSE A GAME SEVEN AT HOME?!?!?!?!!
freakin Jazz..
by fadedash on May 10, 2007 9:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
{experiences horrible flashbacks}
{curls up in fetal position}
by oblique on May 10, 2007 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just repeat this to yourself..
He slid... He slid... he ran back and touched homeplate... he kept running to home and waited till after the play for interference... he threw a changeup... he didn't pinch hit melhuse... he.. aw fuck, this is too long...
by Zonis on May 10, 2007 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dropped to 3rd place in my fantasy league.
I blame Jason Kendall. He's not on anybody's team (not even mine, thankyouverymuch), but I blame him anyway.
by Poppy on May 10, 2007 9:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
will Zito chicken out?
Zito is scheduled to pitch on Saturday the 12th, and therefore, should have his next start on the 17th. However, the Giants have an off day on the 14th, so he might get pushed back one day, to the 18th..which is Game 1 vs the A's.
Will they pitch Zito on regular rest and have him go the 17th, or take an extra day and face the A's? Hmmm
BTW, if Zito does pitch the 17th, that sets up a Cain vs Haren matchup for the Saturday 6pm game.
by fadedash on May 10, 2007 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kuiper said last night
that he's scheduled to pitch that night, but I'm not sure if he knows anything more than you do looking at the schedule.
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes sense
Unless there's a postponed game or health issue, it doesn't seem like they would change the rotation in the next week. The pitchers in line to be skipped by the off day would be Morris, Lowry and Lincecum. Morris and Lowry have pitched fairly well, and I imagine they want to keep giving Lincecum regular starts.
by goldfish on May 10, 2007 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: salb918 s--- list
- Science
- Work
- Fetuses (feti) that kick for their mothers but not for their fathers
- Skipping breakfast, then lunch
- Relying on food at meetings for sustenance
- Missing the link dump
- Mike Sweeney
- Basketball teams that lure you onto their bandwagon only to break your heart
- Sports
- Science
by salb918 on May 10, 2007 10:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
#3
multiple??
#8: when the warriors were ahead late in the 4th quarter, i IMed warriors fans and told them i was off the bandwagon. i won't root for the jazz, but i just can't root against deron williams and kirilenko. i've been a fan of both for many years, whereas i don't really care for any of the individuals on the warriors. <ducks>
they need to dump pietrus, that guy should be on your list. even in the mavs series, why was he taking so many threes? dude, you're not davis/jackson.
and baron davis, on the road, tie game, final shot, you're going to get the ball with 2.3 seconds, dribble away from the basket and shoot an off-balance three? really?
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pietrus is a good 3-point shooter
from the corner. He made them all year. His 3-point % is significantly higher than baron/jackson. That was a perfectly fine shot for Baron to get with 2.5 seconds left. Better to get a clear look than have to shoot really high into the air from closer.
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as already mentioned
Pietrus is a better 3pt shooter than Baron or Jackson. As far as Baron's last shot, you can only take what the defense can give you. I'm sure he would have preferred to shoot an easy, uncontested layup, or a nice little runner like Deron's game tying shot, but he didn't have enough time to get open like that.
by fadedash on May 10, 2007 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you are taking what the defense gives you...
Why do you give it to the guy who has one of the best on ball defenders in the NBA on him to try and get a shot with seconds left. Fisher abused Baron on D the last 40 seconds of that game and forced the turnover that changed the momentum of the game.
I said it at the time so it is not hindsight....I thought J Rich HAD to get the ball at the end there as he could elevate against someone and get a better look or you kick it back to the inbounds guy (S Jax) right away as that guy often can get open. To have Baron shoot it just because he is Baron was wrong....Just my opinion, but I really didnt like his chances of getting off a decent shot against D Fish.
by OaktownPower on May 10, 2007 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it just seems to me
like whatever percentage chance of that last shot going in is essentially the warrior's chance of winning the game, and an off-balance three pointer (when any point will win the game) seems like a low percentage shot.
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
#5
that crappy Bertucci's pizza that seems to be at every meeting?
and #3...there are multiple fathers..and mothers? What hath you created in your science lab of sin?
by jubjub on May 10, 2007 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You nailed it.
(The Bertucci's part)
Number 3 -- that was a general statement.
by salb918 on May 10, 2007 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Mrs. salb918 could kick you.
"Here, this is from the baby..."
by Poppy on May 10, 2007 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
get used to it Sal
sal 2.0 is going to love mama a lot more than papa for the first couple of years.
by Apricot on May 10, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not true in my experience with my daughter,
but that doesn't mean that sal won't get kicked.
by LAXile on May 10, 2007 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the positive side
You can add:
Crowd at symphony so hip they have fistfights!
Boston Pops gig halted by men fighting over relative coolness/lameness of Ben Folds. With video!
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 10, 2007 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This'll teach ya to clap between movements!
by Englishmajor on May 10, 2007 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
clap between movements?
{snerk}
by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed word of the junior stat wonk.
Congratulations!
by jeepers on May 10, 2007 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ssssshhh...
There's some question of the paternity...
by Poppy on May 10, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sal c?
will he emerge from the same freezing lighless mud as sal a and sal b?
A typical example comes from freezing, lightless mud 1,000 metres (3,000-odd feet) below the surface, the home of the microbes from which salinosporamide A is extracted. Though not yet licensed, Sal A, as it is dubbed, may be a potent anti-cancer drug. Its patent-holder, Nereus Pharmaceuticals of San Diego, is running clinical trials.
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting article in today's NY Times
I had no idea the Yankees used chains to keep fans from moving to the concession areas when the national anthem and 'God Bless America' are played. Also mentions that the A's have their ushers restrict crowd movement when the anthem is played.
by coffee roaster on May 10, 2007 10:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
no. comment.
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think restricting the buying and selling of
hot dogs is unpatriotic. There, I said it.
by LAXile on May 10, 2007 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I have to stand on the concourse...
while my garlic fries get cold, the terrorists win.
by Poppy on May 10, 2007 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if garlic fries were outlawed
only outlaws would have bad breath, and the vampires would win.
by kaweahkaweah on May 10, 2007 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
groan
not that i approve of any of it, but it's one thing to "ask them to stop" (i'm assuming that's what happens here), chains would definitely be taking things too far.
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One time I moved anyway
when an usher asked me to stop. I normally don't move, but you know, it gets a bit overboard when management hires people to tell me not to move so I have to participate in a ceremony when frankly, I don't always feel like participating in a forced show of patriotism.
by kaweahkaweah on May 10, 2007 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just thought it was an interesting concept...
...to use chains to celebrate freedom.
by coffee roaster on May 10, 2007 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
freedom isn't free
Freedom costs a buck-oh-five.
by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll laugh at that pun...
if you can convince me it was intentional.
by Poppy on May 10, 2007 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the first time a few weeks ago
I was barred from walking into the tunnel on the 2nd deck concourse (the one that heads towards the Westside Club) while the anthem was playing. I wasn't buying anything, or even entering the seating area, just walking. Sheesh...
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 10, 2007 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have tasered and cuffed you...
because God hates commies.
Oh wait, there is no God.
I guess it's just me then.
by McFood on May 10, 2007 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that wasn't because of the anthem ...
... it was because you've been secretly RFID'ed by the Tarp Police.
Either that, or by the Phone Cops.
by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite possibly
Since I was characteristically nowhere near the location stamped on my ticket.
Hey, is your email working? I'm getting oddball bouncebacks and no replies. I chalked it up to Homeland Security hauling you away, but lo, here you are posting.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 10, 2007 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sent you a response a little while ago
I will see you on Saturday.
by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where are you guys going?
If it's in the evening, can I come? I have to work during the day.
And, for the sake of dumpage, here's a link I came across today. Supposedly a good blog on the goings-on in the world of L.A. journalism, in case that's a world anybody here is interested in.
by rubin sierra on May 10, 2007 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little out-of-the-way place no one ever goes
with up to 35,077 of our closest friends. Starting at 1:05 pm.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 11, 2007 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right on
by rubin sierra on May 11, 2007 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it true?
from Rotoworld,
That Cust makes Manny Ramirez look like Andruw Jones on defense and has the base running aptitude of a wounded mammoth
I haven't had the pleasure of seeing Cust play but it does sound like it would be pretty entertaining.
by braek462 on May 10, 2007 11:30 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If you want entertaining
go look for the video from a few years back when Cust was playing for the Orioles against the Yankees.
by rfloh on May 10, 2007 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
entertaining
like pulling-the-wings-off-a-fly entertaining
by ArakSOT on May 10, 2007 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the more reason
to bring Durazo back. With Cust on 2nd and Durazo roping a double into the gap it would almost be a Discovery Channel special watching a T-Rex chase a wounded wooly mammoth around the base paths.
by braek462 on May 10, 2007 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's QOTM to me.
by JediLeroy on May 10, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most excellent dump, LAXile
I concur, Larry Davis always hurts the ones he loves.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 10, 2007 11:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Correction...
Larry Davis always hurts the ones we loves.
by McFood on May 10, 2007 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
McFood, WTF happened last night?
We go to the trouble of sacrificing a painful loss for the A's and are rewarded with that crap in Utah? WE HAVE A DEAL!!!!
by batgirl on May 10, 2007 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I KNOW!
I think basketball is the sport where the home team benefits the most from the home town bias of the officiating. If we get the same bias at home there's NO WAY we lose.
by McFood on May 10, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oakland A's sign Fremont land deal
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...
The owners of the Oakland A's announced today that they have signed a contract to buy 168 acres for a proposed ballpark development in Fremont.
Lew Wolff, the team's managing partner, said the deal will allow him quickly to submit an application to the city for a roughly 32,000-seat stadium, surrounded by housing and high-end commercial development.
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 12:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
does this mean there is no more plan B?
by fadedash on May 10, 2007 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll believe it
when ground is broken.
by Englishmajor on May 10, 2007 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's Go Earthquakes!
...errr...
[ducks and covers]
by popcornjames on May 10, 2007 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst Case Scenario
Wolff owns 168 acre parking lot, which he can then dub himself the mayor of?
by braek462 on May 10, 2007 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
F*CK
BJ ryan out for the year, TJ surgery
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel your pain.
I picked him in the 6th round in my draft. Oh f**king well.
by Philip Christy on May 10, 2007 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now
they need to start giving the ball to Accardo in the ninth.
by andeux on May 10, 2007 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing Frank Thomas signed with...
the team that gives him the best chance to win a World Series and not just the team that offered him the most money.
Oh, please excuse all the monkeys flying out of my butt.
by McFood on May 10, 2007 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
Anybody see Italiano's line from last night?
1.2IP 10H, 10R, 10ER, 4BB, 2K
I hope he's not hurt....
by jubjub on May 10, 2007 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
your buddy oaktoon
was banned again.
http://www.athleticsclubhouse.com/vi...
i know the sn says oaktone, but he verified himself as oaktoon from AN.
by fadedash on May 10, 2007 12:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's odd is that it doesn't sound like oaktoon
"No commentary offered here. We've had enough of that, right?
2006 OPS:
Teahen: 874
Crosby: 636
Difference 238
2007 OPS:
Teahen: 837
Crosby: 596
Difference 241
Number of saves Octavio Dotel has recorded for any team since 2004 season: 7
Number of outfield assists by Mark teahen so far in 2007: 6 (highest in baseball)"
Something doesn't seem right.
by Rickeyfan on May 10, 2007 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
trust me
that was after about a month of analyzing the A's offense based on two or three weeks performances, accusing the reason why the A's bullpen is so bad is because Geren takes his starters out too early, and about 3 or 4 different conversations regarding Chavy v Tejada v Crosby v Teahen.
u can do a search for all his posts if you'd like and i'll think you find it to be him.
in fact, the way i discovered it was him was by mistake. i replied to one of his posts and subconsciously wrote "oaktoon" and he replied with something like "damn, i've been figured out..yes, its me"
by fadedash on May 10, 2007 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm...
"We have a plan B if we run into certain things," [Wolff] said. "[But] our goal is to be in Fremont and stay in Alameda County."
(link)
by Poppy on May 10, 2007 12:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Plan B
sounds like it's not in California.
:-(
by popcornjames on May 10, 2007 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DJ/Niekro PA/OPS update
DJ: 57/1.215
Niekro: 18/.398
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Along those lines
I had thought "DJ sucks" was a much bigger explanation for his struggles last year than the eye thing, but maybe it really was the eye thing.
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
up until the end of last year ...
... I had been a staunch DJ believer -- and then I gave up on him.
Prematurely, as it turns out.
Yeah, you're gonna win that one, mikeA.
But (even with today's blowout) I'm still feeling pretty confident that the Giants offense will outperform the A's.
by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's fairly close right now
and the a's have had like a thousand injuries, and the giants haven't had very many.
have the giants even played on the road outside of the NL west yet?
a few long road trips and those 38 year olds will start dropping like flies.
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course
a big part of his prediction was that the A's would have a thousand injuries.
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, but
the giants will have their fair share of injuries as well, they've had none so far.
it's already starting: dave roberts will have surgery on his elbow. it's only a matter of time with durham. i bet either bonds or vizquel get injured this year as well.
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"fairly close" ...
... with the A's featuring a DH and the Giants' pitchers hitting.
And if you go with my "qualified" prediction of Giants-vs-NL-median vs A's-vs-AL-median, it's looking even worse for the A's.
by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do a comment search for
Dan Johnson??????
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like
by andeux on May 10, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bj ryan
also a three league disaster.
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and you can't be happy with
Grein-K going to the bullpen.
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, i'm not
that was another three team disaster, as was loewen. maybe i need to diversify my fantasy portfolio, but it's tough when you place certain values on players and then they're available.
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I (foolshly) predicted Niekro would outhit DJ
by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and that's *not* a typo in the parens
by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you predicted that the Giants
would trade for Byrnes?
by mikeA on May 10, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that wouldn't surprise me, actually
by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing Jenifer had a good day at the
ballpark today.
by LAXile on May 10, 2007 2:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I'm sure she found *some* reason to complain.
(Also, great sig.)
by salb918 on May 10, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was really hot.
And sunny.
by Jennifer on May 10, 2007 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gameday (i just liked the colors)
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/ar...
by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 3:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
great story about pitching
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slu...
by bigelephant on May 10, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I see dead people
equating Sixth Sense to the A's injury situation is sheer genius on par with the swede...bork bork bork
by since72 on May 11, 2007 9:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Signs of exam fatigue:
you get to the end of your exam, and start ranting about how it would suck if Ruper Murdoch bought the WSJ. It was sort of on topic though.
by mikeA on May 11, 2007 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That sounds exactly like Late Capitalism Fatigue
by LAXile on May 11, 2007 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's today's dump?
<low-grade panic>
by Poppy on May 11, 2007 12:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...

by Poppy on May 11, 2007 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That has nothing to do with anything at all.
Anywhere.
by Poppy on May 11, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what you're talking about. . .

. . . so here is a picture of my cat with a pancake on her head.
by malikot on May 11, 2007 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awe how sweet
by griffisgurl on May 11, 2007 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<high-grade annoyance>
by ArakSOT on May 11, 2007 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[shares meds]
by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB has a link for you, Poppy.
http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/mlb...
by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
awwww
too bad there isn't a new DLD for this to have been posted in. Nobody's gonna see it here.
by ArakSOT on May 11, 2007 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You two were the ones
who sat in your lawn chairs outside watching my house burn down.
by mikeA on May 11, 2007 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry about that.
by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought about calling 911
but I couldn't be bothered
by ArakSOT on May 11, 2007 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't my house.
by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have gone for help
but someone had to keep the marshmallows from burning.
by andeux on May 11, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dryer goes on the left.
by salb918 on May 11, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not my fault.
by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reaction #1: Aaaaaaw!
Reaction #2: WOW, mom's short! LOL
by Poppy on May 11, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was my exact reactions.
He has to be standing on a box or something.
by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She looks like Ellis' wife
His sister! His wife! His sister! His wife!
</Evelyn Cross Mulwray>
by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 11, 2007 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's oaktown
by xbhaskarx on May 11, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're posting just like an oaktownman
by monkeyball on May 11, 2007 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the oaktownman is NOT the issue here!
by xbhaskarx on May 11, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, Dude,
oaktownman is not the preferred nomenclature.
by andeux on May 11, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder he didn't win the Gold Glove last year:
he's a momma's boy! Grudzialanek would never write a sentimental message like that to his mother. Oh, and, hi mom!
by LAXile on May 11, 2007 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO 5/11 DLD?! =P
some player appearances during this homestand:
- sat 5/12: Nick Swisher at Crogan's in Walnut Creek (after game)
- thurs 5/17: Marco Scutaro at Hooters in Fremont (after game)
- sat 5/19: Adam Melhuse at Sporters in Pleasanton (12:00 pm)
by gotgreen on May 11, 2007 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were
pretty much guaranteed to see a bunch of A's players at Crogan's Walnut Creek no matter when you go.
by mikeA on May 11, 2007 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
5/11 DLD
halladay appendectomy, out 4-6 weeks. that explains his last two starts.
will ricciardi flip out again?
http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/...
by xbhaskarx on May 11, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Disaster!
First Carpenter, now Halladay. That's what I get for drafting pitchers early.
by andeux on May 11, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, at least you still have dan johnson
by xbhaskarx on May 11, 2007 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha-ha! Brad Lidge!
Sorry. Old habits die hard.
by monkeyball on May 11, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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