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DLD 5/10/07: Münchausen Syndrome!

Bitching, kvetching, internecine snarking, and posting pix of a disgruntled Larry Davis are some of the ways that the A's faithful have expressed their befuddlement at the seemingly endless string of injuries this season.  But until now no one has offered a convincing argument about why so many players have gotten injured.  I have taken my own pet theory for a mental test-drive through the twisted and often washed-out highways of my mind, and I'm now ready to present it to the public in today's DLD.  

Star-divide

The simple answer is Münchausen Syndrome , or more accurately, Münchausen Syndrome by proxy, a psychiatric disorder where a person, usually a parent, deliberately falsifies illness or injury, or deliberately sickens another person in order to keep that person close to them.  You might be familiar with this disorder from the film The Sixth Sense,  in which a mother puts cleaning fluid into her child's food.  In case you find this theory far-fetched, not to mention "paranoid," here's a photograph of the Baron Münchausen riding an elephant. It just makes sense.

In a related story that might have been taken from Larry Davis's childhood, a kid grows pot on police chief's property .  


Yes, yes, that's all fine and good, LAXile, you might be thinking at this point, but what does any of this have to do with reality? (Yes, that is the wikipedia link for "reality.")  My answer: in a world where Jason Kendall goes 3 for 4 and still can't help the A's win, what  does "reality" matter?

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I concur with your diagnosis.

But I don't care much for reality.

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 10, 2007 8:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reality check:

you might want to cancel your trip to the giraffe resort.

Doyle is ours and you can't have him.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've hung out with kudus...

but I think I'd rather be sober before saying hello to something as large as a giraffe.

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 10, 2007 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blanton.

Bartolo.
Kirstie Alley.

And in a less literal sense, Anne Heche?

The Kendall Shift: 6 infielders and 2 catchers.

by Ozzz on May 10, 2007 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, no

the munchies.  

Disclaimer:  bad quality, but quite nostalgic.  It was one of those 80's things that used to run between cartoons on Saturday mornings.

death to myspace!

by malikot on May 10, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Jacob's later

It's all about the Benjamin

"San Jose A's of Fremont" makes baby Jesus cry

by ArakSOT on May 10, 2007 9:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i really hope

next episode is game over for a certain character.  and i'm not worried about you-know-who from this last one, he's definitely not a tired act.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're all going to die

NASA study suggests extreme summer warming in the future

So, they can't predict the weather in 2 hours, but the 80-year forecast is spot on.

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 10, 2007 9:10 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's not so bad

They can all just go to the beach, which will be so much closer!

Huh. I always thought that baseball's version of a home run is the motherf---ing home run itself. -FJM

by oblique on May 10, 2007 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NASA = Beane

Long term forecast pretty good, but ultimately their shit doesn't work in the playoffs, er next 2 hours.

by Rickeyfan on May 10, 2007 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would mean

that Bobby Crosby's performance in 2005 was Beane's fake moon landing?  It was all an illusion.  He even convinced Gammons that it was real, but then Gammons learned the horrible truth and Beane had him silenced with a stroke.  He should have been wearing his tin foil.

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 10, 2007 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coincidentally...

...Alyssa Milano's next baseball merchandise design will be made of tinfoil.

The Kendall Shift: 6 infielders and 2 catchers.

by Ozzz on May 10, 2007 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's funny

I would have thought she was would have chosen silicone

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 10, 2007 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When designing for A's fans...
...it makes more sense to follow the paramedics theme.

Hospital scrubs are coming.

The Kendall Shift: 6 infielders and 2 catchers.

by Ozzz on May 10, 2007 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's Tipoo Saib riding the Elephant
"San Jose A's of Fremont" makes baby Jesus cry

by ArakSOT on May 10, 2007 9:13 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Tipoo Saib" is Swahili for "Salb is drunk".
"Crosby and Chavey have a special button on my D.V.R... its called fast forward." -risp

by McFood on May 10, 2007 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw...

You only check your email about twice a year, don't you?

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 10, 2007 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That one, yes, 'cause I can't access it from work

I'll send you my work one, that I check every weekday.

"Crosby and Chavey have a special button on my D.V.R... its called fast forward." -risp

by McFood on May 10, 2007 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeez, ArakSOT, do you just wait to

call me out?

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 10, 2007 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baron Munchausen

could just drop his free throws down into the basket from atop that elephant.

Doyle is ours and you can't have him.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 9:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome -- how did I miss the Baron/Davis joke?
"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 10, 2007 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're fired.
"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 10, 2007 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think my joke

was funny at all.

Doyle is ours and you can't have him.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

By 'awesome' I meant the kind of 'awe' you feel

when a player who can hit a half-court shot at the buzzer misses a crucial FT.  If it was 'funny' it was funny in the same way that global warming is funny -- "Hmm, that's funny...I don't remember there being a beach here..."  

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 10, 2007 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be funny

if Cisco Field was suddenly flooded during a Giants game and Bonds's syringes all washed up through the dugout onto the field.

Doyle is ours and you can't have him.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the only Giants fans left alive are those

assholes in the kayaks

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 10, 2007 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they'd have to eat baseballs
Doyle is ours and you can't have him.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like Bartolo!
The Kendall Shift: 6 infielders and 2 catchers.

by Ozzz on May 10, 2007 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate you Tracy McGrady

HOW DO YOU LOSE A GAME SEVEN AT HOME?!?!?!?!!

freakin Jazz..

by fadedash on May 10, 2007 9:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

{experiences horrible flashbacks}

{curls up in fetal position}

Huh. I always thought that baseball's version of a home run is the motherf---ing home run itself. -FJM

by oblique on May 10, 2007 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just repeat this to yourself..

He slid... He slid... he ran back and touched homeplate... he kept running to home and waited till after the play for interference... he threw a changeup... he didn't pinch hit melhuse... he.. aw fuck, this is too long...

by Zonis on May 10, 2007 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dropped to 3rd place in my fantasy league.

I blame Jason Kendall.  He's not on anybody's team (not even mine, thankyouverymuch), but I blame him anyway.

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 10, 2007 9:52 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

will Zito chicken out?

Zito is scheduled to pitch on Saturday the 12th, and therefore, should have his next start on the 17th.  However, the Giants have an off day on the 14th, so he might get pushed back one day, to the 18th..which is Game 1 vs the A's.  

Will they pitch Zito on regular rest and have him go the 17th, or take an extra day and face the A's? Hmmm

BTW, if Zito does pitch the 17th, that sets up a Cain vs Haren matchup for the Saturday 6pm game.

by fadedash on May 10, 2007 10:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kuiper said last night

that he's scheduled to pitch that night, but I'm not sure if he knows anything more than you do looking at the schedule.

Doyle is ours and you can't have him.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It makes sense

Unless there's a postponed game or health issue, it doesn't seem like they would change the rotation in the next week.  The pitchers in line to be skipped by the off day would be Morris, Lowry and Lincecum.  Morris and Lowry have pitched fairly well, and I imagine they want to keep giving Lincecum regular starts.

by goldfish on May 10, 2007 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: salb918 s--- list
  1. Science
  1. Work
  1. Fetuses (feti) that kick for their mothers but not for their fathers
  1. Skipping breakfast, then lunch
  1. Relying on food at meetings for sustenance
  1. Missing the link dump
  1. Mike Sweeney
  1. Basketball teams that lure you onto their bandwagon only to break your heart
  1. Sports
  1. Science
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on May 10, 2007 10:46 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

#3

multiple??

#8: when the warriors were ahead late in the 4th quarter, i IMed warriors fans and told them i was off the bandwagon.  i won't root for the jazz, but i just can't root against deron williams and kirilenko.  i've been a fan of both for many years, whereas i don't really care for any of the individuals on the warriors. <ducks>
they need to dump pietrus, that guy should be on your list.  even in the mavs series, why was he taking so many threes?  dude, you're not davis/jackson.
and baron davis, on the road, tie game, final shot, you're going to get the ball with 2.3 seconds, dribble away from the basket and shoot an off-balance three?  really?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pietrus is a good 3-point shooter

from the corner. He made them all year. His 3-point % is significantly higher than baron/jackson. That was a perfectly fine shot for Baron to get with 2.5 seconds left. Better to get a clear look than have to shoot really high into the air from closer.

Doyle is ours and you can't have him.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as already mentioned

Pietrus is a better 3pt shooter than Baron or Jackson.  As far as Baron's last shot, you can only take what the defense can give you.  I'm sure he would have preferred to shoot an easy, uncontested layup, or a nice little runner like Deron's game tying shot, but he didn't have enough time to get open like that.  

by fadedash on May 10, 2007 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you are taking what the defense gives you...

Why do you give it to the guy who has one of the best on ball defenders in the NBA on him to try and get a shot with seconds left.  Fisher abused Baron on D the last 40 seconds of that game and forced the turnover that changed the momentum of the game.

I said it at the time so it is not hindsight....I thought J Rich HAD to get the ball at the end there as he could elevate against someone and get a better look or you kick it back to the inbounds guy (S Jax) right away as that guy often can get open.  To have Baron shoot it just because he is Baron was wrong....Just my opinion, but I really didnt like his chances of getting off a decent shot against D Fish.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on May 10, 2007 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it just seems to me

like whatever percentage chance of that last shot going in is essentially the warrior's chance of winning the game, and an off-balance three pointer (when any point will win the game) seems like a low percentage shot.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

#5

that crappy Bertucci's pizza that seems to be at every meeting?  

and #3...there are multiple fathers..and mothers?  What hath you created in your science lab of sin?

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 10, 2007 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You nailed it.

(The Bertucci's part)

Number 3 -- that was a general statement.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on May 10, 2007 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Mrs. salb918 could kick you.

"Here, this is from the baby..."

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 10, 2007 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

get used to it Sal

sal 2.0 is going to love mama a lot more than papa for the first couple of years.

by Apricot on May 10, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not true in my experience with my daughter,

but that doesn't mean that sal won't get kicked.

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 10, 2007 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

clap between movements?

{snerk}

You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

#7

You spelled "Mike's Weenie" wrong.

He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on May 10, 2007 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ssssshhh...

There's some question of the paternity...

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 10, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sal c?

will he emerge from the same freezing lighless mud as sal a and sal b?

A typical example comes from freezing, lightless mud 1,000 metres (3,000-odd feet) below the surface, the home of the microbes from which salinosporamide A is extracted. Though not yet licensed, Sal A, as it is dubbed, may be a potent anti-cancer drug. Its patent-holder, Nereus Pharmaceuticals of San Diego, is running clinical trials.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting article in today's NY Times

I had no idea the Yankees used chains to keep fans from moving to the concession areas when the national anthem and 'God Bless America' are played.  Also mentions that the A's have their ushers restrict crowd movement when the anthem is played.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/10/sp...

by coffee roaster on May 10, 2007 10:54 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no. comment.
Doyle is ours and you can't have him.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think restricting the buying and selling of

hot dogs is unpatriotic.  There, I said it.

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 10, 2007 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I have to stand on the concourse...

while my garlic fries get cold, the terrorists win.

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 10, 2007 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well if garlic fries were outlawed

only outlaws would have bad breath, and the vampires would win.

Blah

by kaweahkaweah on May 10, 2007 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

groan

not that i approve of any of it, but it's one thing to "ask them to stop" (i'm assuming that's what happens here), chains would definitely be taking things too far.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One time I moved anyway

when an usher asked me to stop.  I normally don't move, but you know, it gets a bit overboard when management hires people to tell me not to move so I have to participate in a ceremony when frankly, I don't always feel like participating in a forced show of patriotism.  

Blah

by kaweahkaweah on May 10, 2007 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

freedom isn't free

Freedom costs a buck-oh-five.

You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll laugh at that pun...

if you can convince me it was intentional.

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 10, 2007 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the first time a few weeks ago

I was barred from walking into the tunnel on the 2nd deck concourse (the one that heads towards the Westside Club) while the anthem was playing.  I wasn't buying anything, or even entering the seating area, just walking.  Sheesh...

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 10, 2007 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have tasered and cuffed you...

because God hates commies.

Oh wait, there is no God.

I guess it's just me then.

"Crosby and Chavey have a special button on my D.V.R... its called fast forward." -risp

by McFood on May 10, 2007 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that wasn't because of the anthem ...

... it was because you've been secretly RFID'ed by the Tarp Police.

Either that, or by the Phone Cops.

You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quite possibly

Since I was characteristically nowhere near the location stamped on my ticket.

Hey, is your email working?  I'm getting oddball bouncebacks and no replies.  I chalked it up to Homeland Security hauling you away, but lo, here you are posting.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 10, 2007 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sent you a response a little while ago

I will see you on Saturday.

You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

where are you guys going?

If it's in the evening, can I come? I have to work during the day.  

And, for the sake of dumpage, here's a link I came across today. Supposedly a good blog on the goings-on in the world of L.A. journalism, in case that's a world anybody here is interested in.

"WTF is wrong with you people TASTELESS COMMENTS. I'm disgusted. Mocking a 10 year old's horrible painful death." --eshock

by rubin sierra on May 10, 2007 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A little out-of-the-way place no one ever goes

with up to 35,077 of our closest friends.  Starting at 1:05 pm.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 11, 2007 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right on
I wish I had that many friends.  I bet you met them all on friendster.  But seriously, you guys have a good time, and maybe I can join you at a similar such intimate gathering in the future.
"WTF is wrong with you people TASTELESS COMMENTS. I'm disgusted. Mocking a 10 year old's horrible painful death." --eshock

by rubin sierra on May 11, 2007 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it true?

from Rotoworld,

That Cust makes Manny Ramirez look like Andruw Jones on defense and has the base running aptitude of a wounded mammoth

I haven't had the pleasure of seeing Cust play but it does sound like it would be pretty entertaining.

by braek462 on May 10, 2007 11:30 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you want entertaining

go look for the video from a few years back when Cust was playing for the Orioles against the Yankees.

On Sunday, Minaya ticked off a list of candidates to join the rotation, and for once this season, none of them was Jose Lima.

by rfloh on May 10, 2007 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

entertaining

like pulling-the-wings-off-a-fly entertaining

"San Jose A's of Fremont" makes baby Jesus cry

by ArakSOT on May 10, 2007 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All the more reason

to bring Durazo back.  With Cust on 2nd and Durazo roping a double into the gap it would almost be a Discovery Channel special watching a T-Rex chase a wounded wooly mammoth around the base paths.

by braek462 on May 10, 2007 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's QOTM to me.
He's not going to try to kill you, I'm just going to try to doink you. -Rex Hudler

by JediLeroy on May 10, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1
Yep. Warm and fuzzy... that's me.

by grover on May 11, 2007 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most excellent dump, LAXile

I concur, Larry Davis always hurts the ones he loves.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 10, 2007 11:56 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Correction...

Larry Davis always hurts the ones we loves.

"Crosby and Chavey have a special button on my D.V.R... its called fast forward." -risp

by McFood on May 10, 2007 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

McFood, WTF happened last night?

We go to the trouble of sacrificing a painful loss for the A's and are rewarded with that crap in Utah?  WE HAVE A DEAL!!!!

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on May 10, 2007 12:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I KNOW!

I think basketball is the sport where the home team benefits the most from the home town bias of the officiating. If we get the same bias at home there's NO WAY we lose.

"Crosby and Chavey have a special button on my D.V.R... its called fast forward." -risp

by McFood on May 10, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oakland A's sign Fremont land deal

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...

The owners of the Oakland A's announced today that they have signed a contract to buy 168 acres for a proposed ballpark development in Fremont.

Lew Wolff, the team's managing partner, said the deal will allow him quickly to submit an application to the city for a roughly 32,000-seat stadium, surrounded by housing and high-end commercial development.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 12:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the winner

by 15 seconds

by braek462 on May 10, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll believe it

when ground is broken.

In Beelly ve-a troost. Bork Bork Bork!

by Englishmajor on May 10, 2007 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's Go Earthquakes!

...errr...

[ducks and covers]

by popcornjames on May 10, 2007 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worst Case Scenario

Wolff owns 168 acre parking lot, which he can then dub himself the mayor of?

by braek462 on May 10, 2007 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

F*CK

BJ ryan out for the year, TJ surgery

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 12:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel your pain.

I picked him in the 6th round in my draft. Oh f**king well.

by Philip Christy on May 10, 2007 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now

they need to start giving the ball to Accardo in the ninth.

I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 10, 2007 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they will

considering that I traded for him last week.  Either way JP is probably going down.

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 10, 2007 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they will

considering that I traded for him last week.  Either way JP is probably going down.

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 10, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing Frank Thomas signed with...

the team that gives him the best chance to win a World Series and not just the team that offered him the most money.

Oh, please excuse all the monkeys flying out of my butt.

"Crosby and Chavey have a special button on my D.V.R... its called fast forward." -risp

by McFood on May 10, 2007 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

Anybody see Italiano's line from last night?

1.2IP 10H, 10R, 10ER, 4BB, 2K

I hope he's not hurt....

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on May 10, 2007 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

your buddy oaktoon

was banned again.  

http://www.athleticsclubhouse.com/vi...

i know the sn says oaktone, but he verified himself as oaktoon from AN.  

by fadedash on May 10, 2007 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What's odd is that it doesn't sound like oaktoon
I had come to expect a lot more in-depth, if misguided, analysis from oaktoon.  The Teahan vs. Crosby comparison just feel like oaktoon's work.

"No commentary offered here. We've had enough of that, right?
2006 OPS:
Teahen: 874
Crosby: 636
Difference 238
2007 OPS:
Teahen: 837
Crosby: 596
Difference 241
Number of saves Octavio Dotel has recorded for any team since 2004 season: 7
Number of outfield assists by Mark teahen so far in 2007: 6 (highest in baseball)"

Something doesn't seem right.

by Rickeyfan on May 10, 2007 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

trust me

that was after about a month of analyzing the A's offense based on two or three weeks performances, accusing the reason why the A's bullpen is so bad is because Geren takes his starters out too early, and about 3 or 4 different conversations regarding Chavy v  Tejada v Crosby v Teahen.  

u can do a search for all his posts if you'd like and i'll think you find it to be him.  

in fact, the way i discovered it was him was by mistake.  i replied to one of his posts and subconsciously wrote "oaktoon" and he replied with something like "damn, i've been figured out..yes, its me"

by fadedash on May 10, 2007 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm...

"We have a plan B if we run into certain things," [Wolff] said. "[But] our goal is to be in Fremont and stay in Alameda County."

(link)

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 10, 2007 12:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Plan B

sounds like it's not in California.

:-(

by popcornjames on May 10, 2007 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

vegas

baby

by braek462 on May 10, 2007 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJ/Niekro PA/OPS update

DJ: 57/1.215
Niekro: 18/.398

Doyle is ours and you can't have him.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 1:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Along those lines

I had thought "DJ sucks" was a much bigger explanation for his struggles last year than the eye thing, but maybe it really was the eye thing.

Sigs cause injuries.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

up until the end of last year ...

... I had been a staunch DJ believer -- and then I gave up on him.

Prematurely, as it turns out.

Yeah, you're gonna win that one, mikeA.

But (even with today's blowout) I'm still feeling pretty confident that the Giants offense will outperform the A's.

You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's fairly close right now

and the a's have had like a thousand injuries, and the giants haven't had very many.  
have the giants even played on the road outside of the NL west yet?  
a few long road trips and those 38 year olds will start dropping like flies.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course

a big part of his prediction was that the A's would have a thousand injuries.

Sigs cause injuries.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, but

the giants will have their fair share of injuries as well, they've had none so far.  
it's already starting: dave roberts will have surgery on his elbow.  it's only a matter of time with durham.  i bet either bonds or vizquel get injured this year as well.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"fairly close" ...

... with the A's featuring a DH and the Giants' pitchers hitting.

And if you go with my "qualified" prediction of Giants-vs-NL-median vs A's-vs-AL-median, it's looking even worse for the A's.

You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

do a comment search for

Dan Johnson??????

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like

this one?

I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 10, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bj ryan

also a three league disaster.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and you can't be happy with

Grein-K going to the bullpen.

Sigs cause injuries.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, i'm not

that was another three team disaster, as was loewen.  maybe i need to diversify my fantasy portfolio, but it's tough when you place certain values on players and then they're available.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I (foolshly) predicted Niekro would outhit DJ
You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and that's *not* a typo in the parens
You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you predicted that the Giants

would trade for Byrnes?

Sigs cause injuries.

by mikeA on May 10, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that wouldn't surprise me, actually
You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 10, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing Jenifer had a good day at the

ballpark today.

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 10, 2007 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was really hot.

And sunny.

"Of all the things he does well, that's like second-to-last on the list, just above deer hunting." Jeff, LL

by Jennifer on May 10, 2007 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and also

Nebraska who's a big Dan Johnson fan.

I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 10, 2007 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gameday (i just liked the colors)

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/ar...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 10, 2007 3:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

great story about pitching

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slu...

"Where you start is not as important as where you finish."- Zig Ziglar

by bigelephant on May 10, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see dead people

equating Sixth Sense to the A's injury situation is sheer genius on par with the swede...bork bork bork

What if we signed Mike Sweeney? Do you think that would be enough to coax Rusty Kuntz out of retirement?

by since72 on May 11, 2007 9:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Signs of exam fatigue:

you get to the end of your exam, and start ranting about how it would suck if Ruper Murdoch bought the WSJ. It was sort of on topic though.

Sigs cause injuries.

by mikeA on May 11, 2007 12:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's today's dump?

<low-grade panic>

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 11, 2007 12:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...

Sigs cause injuries.

by mikeA on May 11, 2007 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 11, 2007 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That has nothing to do with anything at all.

Anywhere.

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 11, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea what you're talking about. . .

. . . so here is a picture of my cat with a pancake on her head.

death to myspace!

by malikot on May 11, 2007 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awe how sweet
i need to make some pancakes...it's been way to long.  
If we don't talk to strangers, how would any of us make friends?!

by griffisgurl on May 11, 2007 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<high-grade annoyance>
"San Jose A's of Fremont" makes baby Jesus cry

by ArakSOT on May 11, 2007 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[shares meds]
"Of all the things he does well, that's like second-to-last on the list, just above deer hunting." Jeff, LL

by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MLB has a link for you, Poppy.

http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/mlb...

"Of all the things he does well, that's like second-to-last on the list, just above deer hunting." Jeff, LL

by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

awwww

too bad there isn't a new DLD for this to have been posted in. Nobody's gonna see it here.

"San Jose A's of Fremont" makes baby Jesus cry

by ArakSOT on May 11, 2007 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You two were the ones

who sat in your lawn chairs outside watching my house burn down.

Sigs cause injuries.

by mikeA on May 11, 2007 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry about that.
"Of all the things he does well, that's like second-to-last on the list, just above deer hunting." Jeff, LL

by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought about calling 911

but I couldn't be bothered

"San Jose A's of Fremont" makes baby Jesus cry

by ArakSOT on May 11, 2007 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wasn't my house.
"Of all the things he does well, that's like second-to-last on the list, just above deer hunting." Jeff, LL

by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would have gone for help

but someone had to keep the marshmallows from burning.

I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 11, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not my fault.
"Of all the things he does well, that's like second-to-last on the list, just above deer hunting." Jeff, LL

by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reaction #1: Aaaaaaw!

Reaction #2:  WOW, mom's short!  LOL

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 11, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was my exact reactions.

He has to be standing on a box or something.

"Of all the things he does well, that's like second-to-last on the list, just above deer hunting." Jeff, LL

by Jennifer on May 11, 2007 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

He turned this one on its end, and stepped up on it.

"Don't your coworkers find a baby on your head to be kind of weird?" ~ salb918

by Poppy on May 11, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She looks like Ellis' wife

His sister!  His wife!  His sister!  His wife!

</Evelyn Cross Mulwray>

by FreeSeatUpgrade on May 11, 2007 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's oaktown
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 11, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're posting just like an oaktownman
You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 11, 2007 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the oaktownman is NOT the issue here!
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 11, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, Dude,

oaktownman is not the preferred nomenclature.

I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 11, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder he didn't win the Gold Glove last year:

he's a momma's boy!  Grudzialanek would never write a sentimental message like that to his mother.  Oh, and, hi mom!

"Can I quote myself in my sig?" ~LAXile

by LAXile on May 11, 2007 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO 5/11 DLD?! =P

some player appearances during this homestand:

  • sat 5/12: Nick Swisher at Crogan's in Walnut Creek (after game)
  • thurs 5/17: Marco Scutaro at Hooters in Fremont (after game)
  • sat 5/19: Adam Melhuse at Sporters in Pleasanton (12:00 pm)

LINK

by gotgreen on May 11, 2007 3:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were

pretty much guaranteed to see a bunch of A's players at Crogan's Walnut Creek no matter when you go.

Sigs cause injuries.

by mikeA on May 11, 2007 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5/11 DLD

halladay appendectomy, out 4-6 weeks.  that explains his last two starts.

will ricciardi flip out again?
http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 11, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Disaster!

First Carpenter, now Halladay. That's what I get for drafting pitchers early.

I don't know, I've never snelled.

by andeux on May 11, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, at least you still have dan johnson
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on May 11, 2007 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha-ha! Brad Lidge!

Sorry. Old habits die hard.

You don't promise a fat girl doughnuts and don't deliver. ~ Jennifer @('.')@

by monkeyball on May 11, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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