I've read the voluminous comments posted on AN over the last few days about whether or not Garret Anderson should be considered a douchebag for not wearing #42 to honor Jackie Robinson, and I've decided that Garrett Anderson is, in fact, a douchebag.  

While I have sincerely enjoyed much of the discussion pitting the symbolism of this gesture vs. serious committment to actual social change, I am hereby declaring Anderson a douchebag, the RevWharholfan a douchebag fan, and this topic settled once and forever.