In an effort to make up for yesterdays dump fiasco...

Japanese billionaire opens some of his multi-million dollar homes to homeless native Hawaiins. Read the details and decide what you think his motives are for yourself.

Five trained dolphins recued after Hurrican Katrina are pregnant. Tom Brady claims he has an alibi, and that he and the dolphins were "just good friends".

Birth control prices soar on campuses across America. Tom Brady is "very concerned" and claims that he and the millions of co-eds across the nation are "just good friends."

The family of Harry Houdini wants his body exhumed to be tested for poisoning. Houdini, commenting through a spiritual medium known as the internet, claimed it's only a publicity stunt so the family can make money off of his reputation.

Thieves steal $12,000 in underwear from Victoria's Secret. Police are thoroughly searching hot chicks up and down for evidence.

And that will be my fade-away dumper.