Is it spring yet? It is? Yay! Why are there still five foot banks of snow on my driveway?

I have some links, less remarks, less witty ideas of random wordplay. With that in mind, I present...

The FIRST LINK!

Haven't you read this already?

Yay, well, that isn't too exciting. <yawn> Okay, moving onwards and upwards. I present the second link!
And the winner is...Rich!!

I like Rich. (I'm not so good at the impartial judge thing.) And all that hype about Bonds' first homer? (OMFG!!!!) Eewwwww... I mean, seriously. He hit a homer. Congratulations, Bonds, you win the Lamest Headline of the Day Award. Your medal is in the mail.

Okay, moving on from snarkiness. Here's a feel good link full of yay! The winner of the coolest event of the spring so far goes to...
Rich Harden, and Justin and Michele Duchscherer!

Heh, I nearly wrote Rich, Justin, and Michele Duchscherer. I got a bit confused. Here's the website.

I don't know if anyone's aware of what's happening over at the Padres clubhouse, but you might want to check it out. It's hilarious, if nothing else. I don't have all the links....but let's just say it this way: The Completely Bonkers and Zaniness Award goes to the Giles brothers.

Um...what else... I.. have a picture!

I actually like that picture. I have another:

This is a beautiful sight. Stay HEALTHY, Rich!

Anyway...what? All the Academy Awards are over? I can't just give out random prizes to random people for random things?

Shoot.

Commence dumping.