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DLD 2.9.07 - AN Karaoke

[editor's note, by carp] - Upon Poppy's request and AN's participation, the DLD has been changed from SuSlu bringing her "A" game. Her first report deals with the Stewart signing, has quotes from Forst, and notes that 2 buck Chuck was DFA.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2007/02/09/SPGEDO1HHM1.DTL

...Stewart, who turns 33 at the end of the month, has been pain free for three months since going to the Hospital for Special Surgery in New York, where an ultrasound pinpointed the problem. A cortisone shot in the heel calmed things down, Stewart said, and he's had no sign of the injury since. He's running four days a week and working out five days a week..."He's like Jay Payton, but better,'' said Stewart's agent, Greg Genske. "As long as he's healthy, the A's have just upgraded."

In her next piece she breaks down a possible reason for Johnson's disappointing year: double vision.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/archive/2007/02/09/SPGEDO1NH61.DTL

... Johnson's season-long trouble with dry eyes was discovered to be far more serious: The A's first baseman also had developed double vision, according to a group of specialists in Mesa, Ariz., that Johnson's agent found.

One of the prescriptions Johnson was given during the season apparently caused the double vision, the specialists said. Johnson just thought his vision was blurry, and that complicated the diagnosis, because "my perception of what was wrong was wrong."

Johnson has been undergoing intensive eye therapy and, he said, "There were dramatic results right away. It's night and day."

Will we see an improved Johnson?  Perhaps we can more accurately assess his talent now.  How good can these elephants be?

For an excellent (and I mean excellent) review of
Cal football's incoming recruiting class, check out this blog at http://tightwad-hill.blogspot.com.  And no, that's not my blog.  I can barely find the "Start" menu let alone set up a web log.

By all means, place your dumps here.

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With Juan Cruz gone for Halsey
2-buck DFA'd, and Dan Meyer with a big question mark over his career, the Huddy trade doesn't look so good as of 2/2007.  I'm not saying we should have kept him or anything like that.  I'm just saying we got hosed.  Halsey and Meyer may improve over the next couple of years, so we will just have to wait and see.  It's not like Huddy has been pitching lights out for ATL.
Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay.

by carp on Feb 9, 2007 5:59 AM PST   0 recs

A-Rod apparently has options...
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/6443836

This will probably dominate the baseball season (will he or won't he...).  Barf.

There is one interesting question - do you think the Rangers were smart enough to include a clause that they don't have to pay the ~$9MM a year to the Yankees if A-Rod opts out?  I can't figure out if I hope they still have to pay or not (anything that hurts the Rangers helps the A's vs. rooting for good fortune for demon spawn).

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Feb 9, 2007 6:35 AM PST   0 recs

100% true prediction
I can already hear it as the feature story on ESPN every night. I think the Rangers would not have to pay him if he opts out, since he is terminating the contract.
"Choosing between Milledge and Gomez is like choosing between Mozart and Beethoven" --NY Mets Message Boards

by apilgrim on Feb 9, 2007 8:47 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Surf Dawgs
Maybe they really are moving to Tel Aviv...
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 6:38 AM PST   0 recs

Sign the Stop Extra Innings to DirectTV petition
link
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Feb 9, 2007 6:52 AM PST   0 recs

I like that your post is telling us to sign
a petition to stop EI to DirecTv, but your sig says, "Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures."
"i was not told that this blog would involve math."

by Jennifer on Feb 9, 2007 8:11 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

ah the irony...
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Feb 9, 2007 9:20 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

SOTM
"Shitburger, Skip?"

by ohtobe21likehuston on Feb 9, 2007 9:20 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Really interesting DirecTV article
On Yahoo Finance.
By shifting the Extra Innings package to DirecTV, MLB has now vastly expanded the market for its own offering. Fans like myself who have cable and no interest in switching to satellite television, are left with only one alternative to watch out-of-market games: MLB.TV.

The premise is that an IPO is imminent for MLB Advanced Media, and they are increasing its value by limiting the availability of Extra Innings.

Pretty shrewd business move, if there's any truth to this.

by booya on Feb 9, 2007 2:48 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

makes sense
Good link.  I figured it was all a ploy to create value for mlbav and the new baseball channel and I don't, by itself, have an issue with it.  I have an issue with the fact that the current state of the existing product (mlb.tv) absolutely sucks and the future product (baseball channel) won't have the same reach (can only broadcast one game at a time if I remember the rules of time/space from physics 101).

By turning down a job offer from MLBAV in 2000 did jubjub miss out on the chance for money, power, and love?  

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Feb 9, 2007 4:51 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

ooooooooooooooooh
I got DOUBLE vision...
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Feb 9, 2007 7:15 AM PST   0 recs

Great.
I'll be singing that all day.
"i was not told that this blog would involve math."

by Jennifer on Feb 9, 2007 7:17 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Looooving you...
...is easy cuz you're beautiful...doo doo doo doo dooo...heeaaaeeaay...
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Feb 9, 2007 7:19 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

GAAAAAAAHHH!!!
~The sun'll come out... tomorrow... betcher bottom dollar that tomorrow... there'll be sun...~
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 7:26 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

We built this city.
We built this city on Rock. And. Roll.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Feb 9, 2007 7:27 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

All I need is a miracle,
all I need is you.

-Mike & The Mechanics

Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Feb 9, 2007 7:36 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

carp needs to change the name of this DLD to
AN Karaoke.
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 7:44 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Immutable law of Karaoke.
At some point, someone will try REM's "End of the World As We Know It" and will fail miserably.  Me, I prefer "Whip It" by Devo as it requires no rhythm or singing skills and the word "bitch" can be easily incorporated.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Feb 9, 2007 7:46 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I bring my own CD to karaoke
and bust out the Gregorian Chants to really get the party started
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Feb 9, 2007 7:49 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

It ain't a party until I'm singing...
.."Just a Gigolo."
"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Feb 9, 2007 10:06 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Louis Prima Lives!!!
"I've been accused of using too many words...I suppose that's like accusing Mozart of using too many notes." Bill King

by Gerard on Feb 9, 2007 10:50 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Excuse me ...
First, more often than not, I'm "That Guy", take it easy, okay?

Second, Devo is musical genius (at least I assume from their name, as we have discussed previously, I'm generally not especially versed in their music).

by devo on Feb 9, 2007 3:27 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Proof of Devo's musical genius
Can be found here and here.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Feb 9, 2007 4:29 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Poppy...it's been changed!
This is funny stuff.
Two-thirds of the earth is covered by water, the other third is covered by Kotsay.

by carp on Feb 9, 2007 8:40 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Wow, I was just kidding... LOL
Where you say "Her first report" makes it sound like "her" is me, though, and not SuSlu...
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 8:43 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

go DJ
"Johnson has been undergoing intensive eye therapy and, he said, "There were dramatic results right away. It's night and day.""

Night and Day, you are the one...only you beneath the moon and under the sun.. dooo daaa dooo

"Choosing between Milledge and Gomez is like choosing between Mozart and Beethoven" --NY Mets Message Boards

by apilgrim on Feb 9, 2007 8:50 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Feb 9, 2007 7:39 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Doo, doo, doo, lookin out my back door.
"i was not told that this blog would involve math."

by Jennifer on Feb 9, 2007 7:49 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears...
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 7:57 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Oh, you're cruel.
I can climb the highest mountain, cross the wildest sea...I can feel SAINT ELMO'S FIRE burning insiiide meee!
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Feb 9, 2007 8:02 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

This is the song that never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friend!
"i was not told that this blog would involve math."

by Jennifer on Feb 9, 2007 8:08 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon...
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 8:24 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Are you asking us?
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 8:36 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Joe Esposito
You're the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down. You're the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down. You're the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own!

by franks a lot on Feb 9, 2007 8:36 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Someone left a cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never find that recipe again!
"If your athame is a spork, you might be a Discordian."

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Feb 9, 2007 8:45 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Blame it on the rain
There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Feb 9, 2007 9:06 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Purple rain, purple rain.
"i was not told that this blog would involve math."

by Jennifer on Feb 9, 2007 9:08 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I'm walkin on sunshine
whoa-o!
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Feb 9, 2007 10:34 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

And I would walk 500 miles
There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Feb 9, 2007 10:53 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Walk on the ocean
Step on the stones

Flesh becomes water

Wood becomes bone

"...sometimes I can't tell the difference between baseball and magic."- salb918 "Ellie plowed into him like an evil, pink unicorn."-ArakSOT

by McFood on Feb 9, 2007 10:55 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

And I would walk 500 more
"Length matters, and if anyone tells you otherwise they're just trying to spare your feelings."-green star oakland

by F171615 on Feb 9, 2007 11:12 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

And we were singing
Bye, bye, miss American pie
drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry...

by sslinger on Feb 9, 2007 9:15 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

When I think back...
on all the crap I learned in high school
There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Feb 9, 2007 9:21 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

OHHH Baby, You, You got what I neeeed, but you
say he's just a friend, you say he's just a friend.

by theblackpearl on Feb 9, 2007 9:24 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Oh bay-bee
I wanna get witcha, and take your pickcha!
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Feb 9, 2007 9:34 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I want the doctor, to take your picture...
so I can look at you from inside as well!
"...sometimes I can't tell the difference between baseball and magic."- salb918 "Ellie plowed into him like an evil, pink unicorn."-ArakSOT

by McFood on Feb 9, 2007 10:51 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock'n'roll high school...
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 9:25 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Young Turks
Patti gave birth to a ten pound baby boy, yeah!
Young hearts be free tonight, time is on your side.

by franks a lot on Feb 9, 2007 9:23 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Sounds like an...
Urgent, urgent, emergency!

by franks a lot on Feb 9, 2007 7:24 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I prefer DJ's problem from September '04...
Hello, hello... (hola!)
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 7:28 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Feb 9, 2007 9:22 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

For some reason
I suddenly have this strange urge to shop at Target.
In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Feb 9, 2007 10:14 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

kill the DJ, kill the DJ, kill the DJ
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is a sad sign of the times

by ArakSOT on Feb 9, 2007 9:46 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Last night a DJ saved my life!
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Feb 9, 2007 10:33 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water, let the motherf&%er burn.

Burn, motherf&%er, burn.

"...sometimes I can't tell the difference between baseball and magic."- salb918 "Ellie plowed into him like an evil, pink unicorn."-ArakSOT

by McFood on Feb 9, 2007 10:54 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

tin roof, rusted
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Feb 9, 2007 11:13 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

something concerning
The A's had little interest in Stewart initially, according to Genske, who said they were focused on another of his clients, Darin Erstad. It was erroneously reported that the A's were one of the teams that had watched Stewart work out in Florida recently; they did not have anyone on hand for that.
"It's weird when it came down to it -- Oakland was the one team that nobody saw me,'' Stewart said.

What I want to know is why did all the other teams pass on him.  It seems that the only reason the A's had interest is because they didnt get Erstad.  Is it safe to say that the other teams were less then impressed?  1 yr 1 million isnt a lot of contract.

I'm still a fan of this signing but I dont think Im expecting Jay Payton type results from Stewart.

"...we don't score six, seven runs. We score three, four runs and play defense and pitch" - Eric Chavez

by pickinmachine on Feb 9, 2007 8:03 AM PST   0 recs

Coming soon to a ballpark near you...
Researchers have patented what is being known as a video airship.  This sphere will be covered with a matrix of LEDs to wow the crowds with advertising.

Ohhhh the humanity!!!!

link

"...we don't score six, seven runs. We score three, four runs and play defense and pitch" - Eric Chavez

by pickinmachine on Feb 9, 2007 8:21 AM PST   0 recs

That's just creepy.
And we thought beach balls bouncing onto the field were bad...
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 8:26 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

all I can think of
are the potential applications for the porn industry
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is a sad sign of the times

by ArakSOT on Feb 9, 2007 8:29 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

That's
all I can think about too. What was the subject?
In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Feb 9, 2007 10:15 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

the disco ball
for the 21st century
"I'd like to reference a brilliant post from Left Coast Lumber today" - notsellingjeans

by methodrampage on Feb 9, 2007 10:04 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I'm sorry,
so very, very sorry, for posting this.
"Even if you know the deck is stacked in your favor, you still have to have the discipline to trust the math and the cojones to go to the ATM." BB

by green star oakland on Feb 9, 2007 8:31 AM PST   0 recs

Please tell me that isn't what I think it is.
"i was not told that this blog would involve math."

by Jennifer on Feb 9, 2007 8:37 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Aaaaaw! I'm jealous!
The guys get a flume ride in their restroom!
"I can't believe you guys like that (Swisher) doesn't wear underwear..." ~ Mark Ellis

by Poppy on Feb 9, 2007 8:38 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Is this work-safe?
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Feb 9, 2007 8:40 AM PST to parent up   0 recs