Barry Lamar Bonds
Stay the hell away from us
What else needs be said?
Rumors from Slusser
My inner peace is disturbed
Get thee hence, Satan
Broken down legend
Colossal waste of money
No bay for splash hits
Haren and Blanton
Ain't no hope of competing
Let's tear this shit up
The Outfield defense:
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Bonds tumbling after
The cream and the clear
Straight from the orange and the black
To the green and gold
Give me the big head
One thousand-plus O P S
Savior of the A's
Chamionship hopes
Keep Haren and Big Blanton
Asshole and Colon
The story of Barry Lamar--
The guy who could hit really far
The league as a whole
Won't touch him with a pole
And THAT is the A's kind of star
Poll
Which of the following is MOST correct?
I don't understand greater than signs (1 vote)
The alligator eats limericks (8 votes)
Haiku > Limericks (1 vote)
Haiku < Limericks (9 votes)
19 total votes




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