What would a unicorn do?
by iglew on Dec 27, 2007 1:11 PM PST
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PrintAn illustrative comment on yesterday's DLD contemplates how Mark Ellis might handle a broom-wielding confrontation.
Looking at the options, I can't help thinking that "chase a rainbow" sounds more like something Travis Buck might do.
It's a slow day, so maybe this warrants a new discussion thread.
Which A's player (or former A's player) do you think is most likely to do each of the following:
- Chase a rainbow
- Leap across a ravine
- Impale evil things
- Graze on honeysuckle
- Race the wind
- Nuzzle a newborn
- Believe in miracles
- Prance through a waterfall
- Majestically gallop
- Whinny and rear
- Pose on a windy cliff
- Frolic in a meadow
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From what I heard
Barry Zito is widely believed to be the player most likely to "Prance through a waterfall."
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Dec 27, 2007 1:00 PM PST reply actions
most likely to do each of the following:
- Chase a rainbow: Dan Johnson [snicker]
- Leap across a ravine: Eric Byrnes... of course, he wouldn't make it across
- Impale evil things: Jason Kendall
- Graze on honeysuckle: Adam Melhuse
- Race the wind: Frank Thomas
- Nuzzle a newborn: Mark Ellis
- Believe in miracles: Bobby Crosby
- Prance through a waterfall: Huston Street
- Majestically gallop: Mark Kotsay
- Whinny and rear: Milton Bradley
- Pose on a windy cliff: Nick Swisher with his long mane
- Frolic in a meadow: Travis Buck
At the end of the day, I gotta agree with you.
Me too
Those are nice bullet points. Where did you get them?
by kaweahkaweah on Dec 27, 2007 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Woooooo!
Show us your bullet points!
Here goes...
* Chase a rainbow - Buck
* Leap across a ravine - Ellis
* Impale evil things - Brown
* Graze on honeysuckle - Blanton
* Race the wind - Stewart (does he count?)
* Nuzzle a newborn - Street
* Believe in miracles - Cust
* Prance through a waterfall - Crosby (he'd get hurt doing it)
* Majestically gallop - Barton
* Whinny and rear - Swisher
* Pose on a windy cliff - Harden
* Frolic in a meadow - Chavez
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