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Open Thread: The Rockies vs. The Red Sox - The Baseball Game

Now Starting For Colorado:

Tavares
Matsui
Holliday
Helton
Atkins
Hawpe
Tulowitzki
Torrealba
Spiborghs

And the Red Sox:

Pedroia
Youkilis
Ortiz
Ramirez
Lowell
Varitek
Drew
Lugo
Ellsbury

Francis vs. Beckett

Everything else, continue below.

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LET'S GO ROCKIES!!!!
Like I told a guy on another board, just because the Rockies play after your bedtime, doesn't mean they can't pound your precious RedSox. -510inDenver

by baseballgirl on Oct 24, 2007 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

I'm in the mood to denounce religion, speculate about the impact of faith upon free will, and - for good measure - deliver one or two incendiary rants about politics, class, race, and economic theory.

Am I in the right place?

by 74mk on Oct 24, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

no

one thread lower man

"He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown

by flipgatey3 on Oct 24, 2007 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, you forgot

"engage in abstruse and near-incomprehensible debates about the intersection between linguistics and logic."

by PaulThomas on Oct 24, 2007 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

May God determine in his ...

or her infinite wisdom which team is the best and see to it that that team ultimately emerges victorious.

"It's for your own good. Big strong Devo knows whats best for Poppy" -- Mossback

by devo on Oct 24, 2007 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd just like to say

that as a Pastafarian, I'm really hoping that the Pirates win.

Maybe the dark is from your eyes.

by andeux on Oct 24, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

X-SAH-LANT

What about pirates and global warming?

Here's hoping His "noodily appendages" embrace thee!!

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Oct 24, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The actual game times (closely guarded secret)

It took some searching before I could find out the actual scheduled times for first pitch (all Pacific):

Tonight:  5:35
Game 2:  5:29
Game 3:  5:35
Game 4:  5:29
Remainder TBA

by Soaker on Oct 24, 2007 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Rox!

Look! Game 1 hasn't even started yet and we have new thread MOJO!

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pre-game Show

Features Eric Byrnes & Eric Karros!!!! LOL

They should have got Kielty to pop in too.

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The desk the Fox crew is at...
is it leaning?
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Three seconds...

that's how long it took me to get angry and mute the television.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go roxies

 Hate thiose bum redsux fans.  Please lose so I will not see you at any of my A's games next year.  rocks in 6.

by Arcman on Oct 24, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

www.ericbyrnesisfuckingcrazy.org
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately...

Its just pictures of a certain basement....

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Puh-lease.

I have standards.

:P

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't mean he was IN the pictures

Just that he was looking at them.....

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Byrnes:

"Is that... Eric Chavez with a... no, it can't be... I'll never be able to eat gummy bears again."

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So THAT'S how he got the

"Chronic Injury"

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately, yes.

My staff is working to correct the problem.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is:

www.oaklandathletics.com
www.coloradorockies.com
www.baltimoreorioles.com

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just picked up my new glasses

and wow, what a difference.  I have a special pair just for computer use and they make the screen look all bright and shiny and clear.

We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Were your old ones

sunglasses?

Maybe the dark is from your eyes.

by andeux on Oct 24, 2007 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Rockies!!!
"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What shitty fans

Not even enough class to politely applaud.

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I heard Ben Affleck yawning.
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<*snerk*>
"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they're very good fans

They're just shitty human beings.  

We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to say

that they were classy since I could hear some boos in the background, but if I start complaining about them now I'll never be able to stop.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I'm already pissed as Manny.
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"As" or "at"?
We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At.

I suck as much as Manny.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just wanted to be sure

because Manny didn't look particularly pissed in the American sense...maybe in the British sense though.

We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But unlike Manny

You actually own & use shampoo.

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duh!

http://www.ericbyrnesisfuckingcrazy.org

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I clicked on it.
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were going over the layout at Fenway

And I kept hoping they would ask Eric if he could describe the unique feature of touching home plate and how it works at this ballpark.

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OUCH

10.0
9.9
9.9
10.0
and a 7.2 from the D-Backs judge....

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this

Having a musical rendition of the national anthem is much better than having a random pop star or something.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey!!
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi!!

lol

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...which is to say..

some of us random pop stars (or non-stars) actually like singing the national anthem at games!

Smartass :-)

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well thats OK

I really don't mind during regular season games, but sometimes I think they try too hard to find someone "popular" just because it's the post season (or all star game, or whatever). I'm sure you do a great job!

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you saying

You are opposed to Mike Jones and Soulja Boy doing a duet of "God Bless America" tonight?

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Yes. Yes I am.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL; thanks!

<stops feigning offense>

It is true that they tend to get famous people who sometimes end up trying way too hard to do something "creative" with it and end up sucking.

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn

I was hoping for Roseanne again....

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

psh whatever

he was 9-0 when the Rockies came to Boston earlier this year and they handed him a fatty loss. They can do it again.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that's a really big flag

How are they going to fold that thing up in the prescribed way?

(And using it as a backdrop for Buck/McCarver does not arouse patriotic feelings.)

by mikeA on Oct 24, 2007 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Ordered especially to match the RedSox ego....

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And brilliant commentary by McCarver

The Rockies really want to split here.  I'm sure that's true-they'd hate to take the first two games. If they win tonight they will throw game 2.

I think I may have to hit mute.  Or get a drink.

WTH-2 drinks and mute.

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Two drinks and a mute

sounds like a hell of a night to me!

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was the new show

on NBC....

"If that happens, I will race Stomper around the bases on Opening Day in a lime-green Speedo." - Mychael Urban (On A-Rod to Oakland)

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn..

I was hoping for Roseanne again!

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm still somewhat new around here

By next year maybe I'll be up to the pony.

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Todd Helton gets 10 points

for lack of stupid commentary in the lineups.

We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Amen!!!

Nothing worse than the 5 minute stuttering lineup full of nicknames that make no sense and are obviously made up for the Saturday afternoon.

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Tonight's announcers could gain a clue from that - less talk.  But they won't.

Let's go Rockies!  Stay hot!

by NewPosterMojo on Oct 24, 2007 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More shitty music

<redacted> help us.

by mikeA on Oct 24, 2007 5:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My 2 year old

Just yelled "GOW RAWKIES" in my ear =)

"Good hunting weather" - Todd Helton

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTH?!?

Fox just used Soulja Boy to introduce Beckett.

I'm starting to feel like a trivial psychic. I'm so used to nothing but music from 1984 from Fox I never thought I would hear that.

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and for the record

I don't usually listen to music like that, but kids with their ipods bring you new info every day.

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

that made no sense. i was waiting for van halen or something.

"He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown

by flipgatey3 on Oct 24, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

All we are going to hear about all game is the 8 day layover.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

did you guys know that Varitek is the Captain? Yeah, that's right, he's the Captain.

by mikeA on Oct 24, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hit Beckett early, hard and often...

go Rockies!!!

But, if he keeps getting called strike 3's like that one against Taveras, it may be a long night for Rox hitters.

Go A's!

by FoolshGame22 on Oct 24, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yikes.

That was pretty convincing.

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What about now?
"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not necessary

due to counterfactual premise (per previous discussion).

Maybe the dark is from your eyes.

by andeux on Oct 24, 2007 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

No "if and only if" condition..thankfully!

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I was actually careful to leave that open. More like "sentiment retracted."

by mikeA on Oct 24, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The two runs

have made what would have been a 100% Rockies victory into an uncertain morass.

by mikeA on Oct 24, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well --

you didn't say WHAT they would win.

We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that lasted longer than it could have...
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey Yaz

win a ring, will ya? (ha)

"Hitting is better than sex." Reggie Jackson

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 24, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yaz. Nice.

10 points to Boston for choosing him.

We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

just messin'

in his last-ever Coliseum AB in Oakland (in '83),  he homered.

"Hitting is better than sex." Reggie Jackson

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 24, 2007 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

has any team

ever started its first WS game in worse fashion?

good gawd

"Hitting is better than sex." Reggie Jackson

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 24, 2007 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

I'm already sick of the Red Sox. They need to lose.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...this is disgusting.
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries

I prefer the Sox to feel in the driver's seat.

"Good hunting weather" - Todd Helton

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No

The 8 day break had no effect...not.

"Good hunting weather" - Todd Helton

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I could not fail to disagree with you less.
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would you universe rebalance

if the Sox went up 3 games to 0 and then had the biggest collapse in WS history?

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know if what

McCarver just said was stupid, because it was too baffling to understand.

by mikeA on Oct 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets go Francis

settle down get these outs.

I fear that it's going to take at least one time through the lineup for the Rockies to get their offense going... but maybe this inning will wake them up earlier.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh boy.

Just tuned in. Do not want.

by pam5981 on Oct 24, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I made such a nice lolcat for this game

and now Photobucket is on the fritz and I can't post it.

We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you sure it has nothing to do with your

new spectacles?

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't do it before I got them
We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm here now too. just get out of this inning

with minimal damage.

Then settle the shit down!

Oakland - where opposing pitchers go to lower their ERA

by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and tell mini-kapers

to stop rooting for the Red Sox!

by pam5981 on Oct 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send him to boarding school until this series

is over.  It's simply the right thing to do.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

have I mentioned lately
how much I despise the Sox and their fans?

where the hell is the fucking rain?

"The Athletics at Fremont" is heinous

by ArakSOT on Oct 24, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am not sure which is worse

the RS Nation that expected the sky to fall on them, or this newfound security and confidence.

Sickening,

"Hitting is better than sex." Reggie Jackson

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thunderbutt!
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jennifer!
"The Athletics at Fremont" is heinous

by ArakSOT on Oct 24, 2007 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And to think...

all of this came with a leadoff homerun. It goes against conventional thinking.

by Rocktopus on Oct 24, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL against my will..
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

QOTM
I'm suprised he didn't start talking about it again
"The Athletics at Fremont" is heinous

by ArakSOT on Oct 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My only consolation

for this crap in the 1st is that it will be more fun to watch if/when the Red Sox fall apart.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Sox!

"Good hunting weather" - Todd Helton

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear jeezus.

Don't let them bat around in the first inning.

by pam5981 on Oct 24, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

It just occured to me.... the Redsox think 3 runs are a big lead against the ROX......

"Good hunting weather" - Todd Helton

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't want to even know how many pitches

Francis has thrown this inning.  Could be a short night for him.

Oakland - where opposing pitchers go to lower their ERA

by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

as if Beckett

wasn't going to be tough enough to beat tonight.

"Hitting is better than sex." Reggie Jackson

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 24, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"And this is as good as it gets"

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not so much.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright, I'm going home.

It couldn't hurt.

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

everything happens for a reason
and the reason is that the universe hates me
"The Athletics at Fremont" is heinous

by ArakSOT on Oct 24, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Remember

Its not just about winning the World Series, its about crushing the will and hope of Red Sox fans.

Now jumping out early and beating them would be good.  But coming from behind in a game they thought they had in the bag is great.

"Good hunting weather" - Todd Helton

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rain rain, DON'T go away
Oakland - where opposing pitchers go to lower their ERA

by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At first I got mad

cuz I looked up at the wrong time and I was like WTF WHY ISNT IT A HR WHEN THE ROCKIES HIT IT!?! But nevermind.

LETS GO ROCKIES!!

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no use killing a rally with a homerun

right, Joe?

"Hitting is better than sex." Reggie Jackson

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 24, 2007 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes
"Hitting is better than sex." Reggie Jackson

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 24, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAAAY!

Thats m'boy Tulo!! WOOOOO!!!

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!! a run for the Rox!
Oakland - where opposing pitchers go to lower their ERA

by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rookies get first RBI's for both teams...

Kinda kewl

"Good hunting weather" - Todd Helton

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Was that bat made of Balsa wood?

"Good hunting weather" - Todd Helton

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tulowitzki is similar to Bobby Crosby

because they both play SS.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT

Compare this ROY candidate to that ROY winner.  Please.  I beg you.  Stop.  Now.

(runs away screaming)

"Good hunting weather" - Todd Helton

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmmm

Ok, stayed off AN for the whole Rockies run.  Started writing and they get shelled.  Close laptop and they score.  Open laptop they get out.

See you guys in a while.

"Good hunting weather" - Todd Helton

by 510inDenver on Oct 24, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The closed captioning on my TV

just referred to those horses as "Clydes Details".

We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your glasses really are f'd up!
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

drexler?
"Hitting is better than sex." Reggie Jackson

by 67MARQUEZ on Oct 24, 2007 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody needs to notify Budweiser they've

had it wrong all these years.

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by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bastard!
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All of the above,
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll pray for you.
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. They finally got the HD fixed.

I was missing TBS for a while.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sucked.
"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently coming home had no effect.
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what else is on TV...
"The Athletics at Fremont" is heinous

by ArakSOT on Oct 24, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good lord
I'll take it
"The Athletics at Fremont" is heinous

by ArakSOT on Oct 24, 2007 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The People's Court

I love the 90s, MythBusters... OH! Forensic Files on CourTV!

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And one of my new faves...
YouTube reactions to "Two Girls One Cup".
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you actually seen

"Two girls One Cup"?

I had not heard of it until here, and i go to youtube and see only about 10k reactions.  Now, from what they are saying, I dont WANT to see it, but I am just wondering if I missed the link here.

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can google it.
You might not want to watch it.
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

just from what they said in 1-2 reactions

you couldnt get me to watch it for all the tea in China.

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm..where's my horn?

Ahh, yes....toot!

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[swoon]
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has 510 closed his laptop yet????
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by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You. See? 'Kay.
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's how I deal with the pain.

Coping mechanism.

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lazy ass almost dropped it.
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys! Go A's!

Oh. Right. Go Rockies!

by danmerqury on Oct 24, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets go Rockies!!!
"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 6:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, base hit..
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit.
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa. If anyone steals a base, free tacos?

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/fan_forum/tac...

Unfortunately, it's only available from 2 PM to 5 PM on the "redemption date". Still, though.

by danmerqury on Oct 24, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So it says

They are giving one free taco to every person in America.

If I refuse will they deport me, or just hound me for the rest of my days?

by 5Aces on Oct 24, 2007 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I miss anything?

Am I here in time to receive Communion?

It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do tacos count?
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Communion tacos?

THAT would have kept me going to church.  Or going in church.

It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Redemption tacos, actually.

See danmerqury's comment above yours..

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I'll wait for Rapture Tacos.

It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do Tacos

with a glass of wine count???

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by LawDaddy on Oct 24, 2007 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

Maybe fish tacos...

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by LawDaddy on Oct 24, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I missed something.

I'm down to basically reading the DLD and the comments in the game threads.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't matter,

since you're going to hell anyway.  See ya there!

It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bitch.
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

geez...how many times has Cust K'd this game?
"just a beating heart ... plasma that we'll put into our uniform." Billy Beane

by athleticsBB4life on Oct 24, 2007 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Tulo!

Very smooth.

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo Hoo Tulo!

I'm so happy he's getting some national recognition. He should win the gold glove... but I'm not voting so what do I know.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

am i

the only one here who likes manny?

"He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown

by flipgatey3 on Oct 24, 2007 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

None of my coaches ever taught me the

"take-off-your-helmet-as-you-slide" slide.

by mikeA on Oct 24, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How about the...

"throw-your-helmet-off-as-you-run-toward-the-plate" non-run-scoring play at the plate?

It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A McCarver moment sponspored by Directv.

"It will be important for Francis to get out of this inning."

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh damn.

There goes the hot streak.

by danmerqury on Oct 24, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Christ, what an asshole.
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, shit.

Where's the winning that the Rickies are supposed to be doing?

It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

uh, ROCKIES, too.
It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lineup of 9 Rickeys would be winning this game.
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And we'd probably have free tacos too!
"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With wine!
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poppy said "Rickies"

Ricki could beat the Sox in an "Oh no, you di'n't" contest, but not at baseball.

by mikeA on Oct 24, 2007 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

and I don't mean Mike LOL

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

21 out of 23 is unacceptable.
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well.. shit. Can someone repeat the TV

lineup?

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know it's only Game 1

Beckett, Fenway, blah blah blah.

But it's hard to watch.

by OaklandSi on Oct 24, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am trying to not believe that it's over but

with Beckett possibly throwing 2 more games (if it goes that far) it certainly doesn't look very promising.  

I am beginning to realize that all of my Yankee-hatred has completely transferred to the Red Sox.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

welcome aboard.

there is some small amount of solace in that for me.

by mikeA on Oct 24, 2007 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, Captain Steubbing.

I think I need to go see Doc or stop by the bar for an all-nighter with Isaac.  

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My wife, not a huge baseball fan

can't stand Manny and the hair and the doo rag...

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by LawDaddy on Oct 24, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

<sacrifices chicken to Jobu>
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YAAAY!!

Take THAT Red Sox! A WALK!! HA!!

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sometimes its the only way to keep my sanity

I'm hoping for a 7 run inning here, but I won't hold my breath lol

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, don't...

we'd hate to lose you.

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like this game

can we have a do-over?

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, crap. 6 to 1?? When did Francis get chased

I was reading to my son, throwing some subliminal messaging in (sox suck) between the dragon and flying rat.

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by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

very nice play

by Morales and Tulowitski (sp?)

by OaklandSi on Oct 24, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was lame
"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit! I may pick up my dolly and head

somewhere else.

"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh... did I really just post that?
"If he raced his pregnant wife, he'd finish 3rd." -Lasorda on Mike Scioscia

by ohtobe21likehuston on Oct 24, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I bit. Went to that 2 girls website

Not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't THAT!

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by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw.

I should have warned you.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could have read the reviews on youtube, but I s

saw this:  whatever you do, don't go to 2girls1cup.com

So that's exactly what I did.  Now I'm reading about coprophilia.  Not a word that was part of my vocabulary.  And I think I'll keep it that way.

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by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm changing my prediction

to Rockies in 5.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish it was 8pm already

so I could watch Pushing Daisies and pretend this game never happened.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What do you think of Chuck?

The girl, not the show. I heart Chuck the show. Not so much Chuck the girl.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the Chuck are you talking about?
"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chuck you.
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like her

I think she'd be annoying on any other show, but the character fits in well with everything else pretty well I think.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the little lady that works

at The Pie Hole.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olive!

Yes she's definitely one of my favorites!

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was the very first episode...

but she was watching Ned's dog. Ned came back to pick him up and she stood on her coffee table and was just as tall as he was. I thought it was adorable. She's like a little Polly Pocket.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Yes! I was going to write about how great it is that she is so much shorter than him, but it seemed like a random thing to say. It really adds to her charm, I think.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Not sorry.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

I'll be sorry tomorrow morning.

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah.

Story of my life.

by pam5981 on Oct 24, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well. This stinks.

But you know, losing 2-1 is really the same as losing 15-1.  So let it rip, Boston, and Rockies, see if you can regroup tomorrow.  

We were caught in a hamster wheel of recriminations and resentment.

by Englishmajor on Oct 24, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The score being 10-1 I think

justifies me watching ANTM at 8:00.

by pam5981 on Oct 24, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That sucks

that's a play Tulo makes every other time. I hate the Red Sox and I'm turning this shit off now.

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm out.

Off to the airport.  Will have to find something else to listen to in the car.

"Female ass are strange creatures. They come and go as they please." -- Sigourney Weaver

by oblique on Oct 24, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't fly angry!
It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just opened a beer with my

Bill King bottle opener and heard the Win #20 Call.  I'm sad.

It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's your problem

This game calls for hard alcohol.

Well I used to live the night life, but now the night life's living me.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 24, 2007 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's actually my fault

not enough rally coors. from the looks of it, i'll need coors, coors light, and all like seven kinds of keystone for the rockies to rally tonight, including the orange can.

"He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown

by flipgatey3 on Oct 24, 2007 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay.

As soon as I finish this 6-pack, I'll drive down to the liquor store.

It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better drive fast

Esteban could be cleaning out their inventory as we speak.

Well I used to live the night life, but now the night life's living me.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 24, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you know how lazy I am?

I went downstairs to watch television in the comfy chair. I grabbed a refreshing drink, a cookie, plopped my fat ass down, covered up... and forgot a bottle opener. I didn't want to walk back upstairs, so I tried to pry the top off with my teeth. After working with it for a few minutes I realized the top screwed off.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

With... your... TEETH?!
It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thirsty.... ?
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And my doctor said I had great teeth!
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you felt the need to destroy them?
It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was testing my superpowers.
"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROY 80

Beer truck driver 81.

Well I used to live the night life, but now the night life's living me.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 24, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Billy Beane and Grady Sizemore

mated, the love child would look like Joe Charboneau.

"That doesn't happen in Spiderman."

by Jennifer on Oct 24, 2007 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmm

I wonder if he has a son...

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If my Visa card limit were higher

Seat atop Green Monster from Stubhub:  1,200 dollars

Manny Ramirez contract:  20 million dollars

5th Inning of Game 1:  Interminable

Every fan of Red Sox Nation:  Insufferable

Chance of this Series ending well:  Inconceivable

Well I used to live the night life, but now the night life's living me.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 24, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ow, my soul!

I think I mortally wounded it watching that video.

Well I used to live the night life, but now the night life's living me.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 24, 2007 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice summary

Too bad it's reminiscent of a television commercial.

The 5th inning turned from anguish to farce, so I was laughing by the third walk in a row that pushed across a run.

Why is the score so lopsided??  Too many off days.  I reserve my disgust for MLB management for serving up this fraud.

"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer

by One won lost won on Oct 24, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

1] That AVIS commercial with the guy expressing his love for the GPS device is problematic.

2] Why would Kevin Spacey take a supporting role in this movie?

3] I don't have any evidence to support this, but I'm pretty convinced that if it was possible to peer directly into Josh Beckett's soul, you'd find a bottomless, pitch black pit of pure evil.

4] Speaking of Beckett, can someone explain to me how he managed to give up 36 home runs last year?

5] McCarver's use of the phrase "cocking that howitzer" = 12-15 seconds of acute unease for me.

6] If FOX persists in it's gee-isn't-that-a-lark obsession with the Red Sox bullpen drummers, I estimate there is a 75% chance I will develop a drinking problem by game 3.

by 74mk on Oct 24, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the taco bell one

with the stupid clip from whip it is just as bad, if not worse.

"He has no equivalent." -Paul DePodesta on Jeremy Brown

by flipgatey3 on Oct 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

~Turn around...~
It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, I like that song

at least I used to.  That and the Clash's formerly cool cover of Pressure Drop have been thoroughly ruined for me this postseason.

Well I used to live the night life, but now the night life's living me.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 24, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I think I liked it, too, in about 1984 when I felt angsty.

It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, then, what would happen

If Spacey, McCarver and Beckett took turns praising the cocking of one another's howitzers, to the tuneful stylings of the Boston bullpen quintet?  I'm betting apocalypse.

Well I used to live the night life, but now the night life's living me.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 24, 2007 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't even contemplate that.

Is there something worse than apocalypse? Apocalypse squared?

by 74mk on Oct 24, 2007 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apocalypso!
Well I used to live the night life, but now the night life's living me.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 24, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to invoke the mercy rule.
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by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Absolution Tacos for everyone!
It kind of sounds corny, but you develop a bond with your pumpkins.

by Poppy on Oct 24, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell with the tacos, just give me the frigging

vat of vino.

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by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yaaay

Pushing Daisies time! Good luck next game, Rockies. :\

"I never saw a hooligan I did like. They're like left-handed pitchers, they all have a screw loose somewhere." - The Asphalt Jungle

by drmmerchk on Oct 24, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've been watching the A's stink it up in Fenway

for 40 years now, and this game is as bad as anything I have ever seen the A's play there...even during the "Triple-A's" years of the late '70's.

by Soaker on Oct 24, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you see the look of dread on the new pitcher?
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by kapers on Oct 24, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Done and done.

Flipping back on commercials. Too much pain.

by pam5981 on Oct 24, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

This is some great entertainment.

by apilgrim on Oct 24, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs