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Fire Michael Urban Now!

Okay, so maybe I'm a little upset that he NEVER takes my questions for his mailbag or a little jealous that he gets PAID to follow my team around all season and all the other things that make his life (basebally speaking) better than mine!

But, I have noticed that, I only find myself agreeing with what he says, oh, I don't know, about 10% of the time!  

For example, in his latest MB over at www.oaklathathletics.com he's for Erstad ("I think he'd fit in beautifully") and I'm against him. Not a big deal, given how rarely we agree, but I bring it up because I find it funny that he would print a question in favor of Erstad when I'd say the loud majority of us A's fans are against Erstad coming to the club.

The other mailbag question that killed me is Urban's usage of Jason Kendall as a comparison to Kurt Suzuki!  Ouch!  That's just down right mean!  And he meant it to be a good thing!!!!  Again, a stance I would submit to be against the majority of A's fans.

Then there was the whole Ken Macha vs Kotsay mess he says he knew about and keep quite and the fact that that I don't think I've ever read an article/opinion from him that's not right in line with Wolff and co.  Hey, and now that I think about it, Mr. Urban's book, which I bought and read (things I rarely do both of) seemed a little too alright with the whole breaking up of the Big Three for my taste.  Hmmm...could Mr. Urban be Wolff's own Fox News?  I think so!

Therefore, without further adieu, I am calling for Michael Urban's firing.  And, my subsequent hiring.  All in favor, reply, those against...I think there's a great diary by a crackbaby you should read.

Seriously, is it just me or wouldn't every A's fan rather have a mlb source with a little more independent thought?  I know he's speaks with you guys fromt time to time, what's the deal?

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A few things...
He's not "the voice of the fan." Few journalists are. He's the voice of the team. Urban works for MLB.com/the A's, so it would be unwise to criticize the people paying his salary. No offense, but the mailbag is readers asking for his opinion as an insider on topics pertaining to the A's.

If we fired every journalist that the fans disagreed with... well, that's not a world I'd want to live in. Mainly because I am a journalist, but hey.

"You can't arrest me, I'm a basketball player." - Gilbert Arenas

by JLaff on Jan 15, 2007 5:11 PM PST   0 recs

So does
Mychael Urban get to keep his job, then? ;)
"We are a complete freak show." -- Billy Beane

by day-to-day on Jan 15, 2007 5:18 PM PST   0 recs

Fire oaklandfan40 Now!
Or at least fire his fact checker.
This guy is dead! We'll list him as day-to-day for possible reincarnation.
A's Medical Staff, 2006

by grover on Jan 15, 2007 5:23 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Journalists have fact checkers?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jan 15, 2007 5:27 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Unless they work for the Enquirer ...
I'd say Fox News too, but it would be an insult to the profession to call them journalists.

by devo on Jan 15, 2007 5:31 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

The Right has Fox, the Left has
everyone else.  All in all, the enquirer has more credibility than all of them.  At least they don't pretend to be impartial...or whatever it is jounalists pretend to be these days.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jan 15, 2007 5:35 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

That is complete crap ...
and there is significant amounts of research showing it.

by devo on Jan 15, 2007 6:28 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Easy there, you two....
     The Fox Sports coverage of baseball is horrible, and it would be great if they'd sell their contract to some station that cares a lot less about graphics and sound effects, and a lot more about the game.  And I think that's about as close as we should come on this blog to a discussion of Fox News.
(Visiting Cubs fan)

by Loon from Left on Jan 15, 2007 6:52 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

LOL...easy there Devo
For what it's worth, for the most part I'm apolitical.  I'm old enough to have been a liberal democrat and a conservative republican at one time or another.  There's also tons of research proving that oil companies weren't gouging the public despite 51 billion dollar profits.  The wisdom in all this?  Don't believe everything you read.  

Recently one of the tabloids announced Hillary's new running mate on the front cover....apparently it's Bigfoot.  At least someone is taking this global warning crap seriously.  That crap could be devestating to the pacific northwest, and I for one am glad Sasquatch is going to put a stop to it.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jan 15, 2007 7:31 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

That's terrible
how they degrade Bigfoot.

by Salvatore on Jan 15, 2007 7:56 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

He's expected to carry
Washington and Oregon by a wide margin.  No word yet on any romantic interests.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jan 15, 2007 8:41 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

He just ate Wyoming.
Diebold is calling it for Bush.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jan 15, 2007 8:44 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Maybe He's actually a She..
in which case, that's one big bush.  But Wyoming is a big state.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jan 15, 2007 8:46 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Theres also research
showing the exact opposite.

Whew. Okay, got my political rant over with. No more on AN.

I love you devo. Let's go Oakland!

"May our feet be swift. May our bats be mighty. And may our balls be...plentiful."

by nothinlikethetown on Jan 15, 2007 10:46 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Actually, there isn't.
Unless you count organizations like The Heritage Foundation, who donate millions every year to Republicans, or Focus on the Family, who think anyone who doesn't want to stone homosexuals to death is 'left'.
"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Jan 16, 2007 10:42 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

So, Focus on the Family
advocates stoning homosexuals--either your lying HollywoodOz or you live in a fantasy world. Are you sure you're not getting them mixed up with militant Islam?

by Salvatore on Jan 16, 2007 11:32 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

No, I'm not.
I'm on the Focus on the Family mailing list, so I see all their screeds. Ditto the American Family Association.

And to prove my point, here's a nice snippet from Focus on the Family leader James Dobson's book, The Strong-Willed Child, in which he describes beating his dachshund with a belt to teach it it's place:

"Please don't misunderstand me. Siggie is a member of our family and we love him dearly. And despite his anarchistic nature, I have finally taught him to obey a few simple commands. However, we had some classic battles before he reluctantly yielded to my authority.

    "The greatest confrontation occurred a few years ago when I had been in Miami for a three-day conference. I returned to observe that Siggie had become boss of the house while I was gone. But I didn't realize until later that evening just how strongly he felt about his new position as Captain.

    "At eleven o'clock that night, I told Siggie to go get into his bed, which is a permanent enclosure in the family room. For six years I had given him that order at the end of each day, and for six years Siggie had obeyed.

    "On this occasion, however, he refused to budge. You see, he was in the bathroom, seated comfortably on the furry lid of the toilet seat. That is his favorite spot in the house, because it allows him to bask in the warmth of a nearby electric heater..."

    "When I told Sigmund to leave his warm seat and go to bed, he flattened his ears and slowly turned his head toward me. He deliberately braced himself by placing one paw on the edge of the furry lid, then hunched his shoulders, raised his lips to reveal the molars on both sides, and uttered his most threatening growl. That was Siggie's way of saying. "Get lost!"

    "I had seen this defiant mood before, and knew there was only one way to deal with it. The ONLY way to make Siggie obey is to threaten him with destruction. Nothing else works. I turned and went to my closet and got a small belt to help me "reason" with Mr. Freud."

    What developed next is impossible to describe. That tiny dog and I had the most vicious fight ever staged between man and beast. I fought him up one wall and down the other, with both of us scratching and clawing and growling and swinging the belt. I am embarrassed by the memory of the entire scene. Inch by inch I moved him toward the family room and his bed. As a final desperate maneuver, Siggie backed into the corner for one last snarling stand. I eventually got him to bed, only because I outweighed him 200 to 12!"

Extremist? The hell you say.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Jan 16, 2007 12:12 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Somewhere out there
Nico is glaring at the pony 'If one word leaks out about this ...'

by Rickeyfan on Jan 16, 2007 1:07 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Someting is Smelly, Devo:
In March and April 2005, the University of Connecticut's Department of Public Policy surveyed 300 journalists nationwide -- 120 who worked in the television industry and 180 who worked at newspapers and asked for whom they voted in the 2004 presidential election. In a report released May 16, 2005, the researchers disclosed that the journalists they surveyed selected Democratic challenger John Kerry over incumbent Republican President George W. Bush by a wide margin, 52 percent to 19 percent (with 1 percent choosing far-left independent candidate Ralph Nader). One out of five journalists (21 percent) refused to disclose their vote, while another six percent either didn't vote or said they did not know for whom they voted.
"Where you start is not as important as where you finish."- Zig Ziglar

by bigelephant on Jan 16, 2007 9:32 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

You know what that means?
It means 52% of journalists aren't morons.

You might want to look over the research that said last year that Fox News watchers were immensely more likely to believe that Saddam had WMD, and was connected to 9/11.

Just because a news outlet says Bush is a tool, doesn't make them liberal. It just means they pay attention.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Jan 16, 2007 10:44 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

don't confuse the issue 'oz
If you refuse to accept my word on media bias here's a few ex:

A) When ABC News White House correspondent Terry Moran told radio talk-show host Hugh Hewitt that there is "a deep anti-military bias in the media." Added Moran, "One that begins from the premise that the military must be lying, and that American projection of power around the world must be wrong. I think that that is a hangover from Vietnam, and I think it's very dangerous";
B) When Newsweek's Evan Thomas said that media bias was worth five to 15 percentage points, meaning anywhere between five and 20 million votes for the Kerry-Edwards ticket in the 2004 election;
C) Bernard Goldberg's book "Bias," exposing the liberal environment at CBS and other networks, and the importance of holding the "correct" worldview.
D) Daniel Okrent, the former Public Editor of the New York Times, who wrote "if you think The Times plays it down the middle on any of them [social issues], you've been reading the paper with your eyes closed." As for its editorial page, Okrent wrote that it is "so thoroughly saturated in liberal theology that when it occasionally strays from that point of view the shocked yelps from the left overwhelm even the ceaseless rumble of disapproval from the right."  
E) Thomas Edsall, former top political reporter for the Washington Post, told radio host Hewitt that Democrats outnumber Republicans in the press corps by a factor of 15 or 25 to 1.

I can go on and on. In fact, I have some really good Dan Rather quotes...if you want them.

"Where you start is not as important as where you finish."- Zig Ziglar

by bigelephant on Jan 16, 2007 1:53 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

If we're going there.
An ABC News correspondent talks to Hugh Hewitt, and we're taking that as a good source? The same ABC News, who ran The Path to 9/11, made Miramax ditch Fahrenheit 9/11? The same Hugh Hewitt who is so far right leaning he nearly falls over every ten minutes?

If you want to talk about media bias on Kerry, do you recall a certain Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, and the reams of press they got questioning whether he awarded himself Purple Hearts? How 'liberal' was all that coverage exactly?

And Bernard Goldberg? Author of "100 People Who Are Screwing Up America" (and all happen to be liberal)? You're going there?

And the New York Times is liberal? Really? The newspaper that had the 'Bush is illegally wiretapping Americans' story and sat on it for a year while he won an election before finally mentioning it? The newspaper that ran pre-war front page daily breathless news items from Judith Miller, talking about all the WMD she'd seen in Iraq? That 'liberal' New York Times?

And Thomas Edsall... give me stength. Do you get all your information from listening to Hugh Hewitt?

Here's a link for you - Media Matters - go look at their front page. Go read the research. Go through it all and see how regularly the 'liberal' media is lying on Bush's behalf.

I mean, lansakes - the liberals were RIGHT on Iraq! Us 'hippy traitors' who said Iraq was a dumb move were all 100% right, but couldn't get a word in on the media, and you still want to play this 'the media are all lefties' game?

Good grief, CNN runs Glenn freaking Beck as programming. How much further right can you get?

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Jan 16, 2007 4:58 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Oz, Saddam
did in fact have WMD's.  Ask the Kurds, they have all the proof they'll ever need or want.  As to their existance after GW1, what difference does it make?  I wouldn't have believed his professions of innocence either.  
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jan 16, 2007 4:36 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Yes, they did have them.
Back when Reagan and Rumsfeld sold them to them, for use against the Iranians.

They haven't had them since '91. And if I was clever enough to read all the info that said as much before the war, I just wonder why Bush and his posse weren't.

"Kotsay is 31... Kotsay's back is 127." - Jeepers

by Ozzz on Jan 16, 2007 4:49 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Did that survey cover
publishers, executives, and others with power over editorial content, what gets printed vs. what gets spiked, etc.? I can't imagine that they share the political profile you've outlined.

by Ray of Lite on Jan 16, 2007 1:53 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

oaklandfan40 is a journalist?
This guy is dead! We'll list him as day-to-day for possible reincarnation.
A's Medical Staff, 2006

by grover on Jan 15, 2007 7:11 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

And fire his spellchecker!
"Fromt"?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jan 15, 2007 7:45 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I love how seriously everyone is here
  1. Did I write "fromt?" cuz I can't find it
  2. I REFUSE to spell Michael with a "y"
  3. Sorry I missed out on all this but was consumed with 24 (now there's a fox program worth watching)
  4. So then, it seems like everyone is okay with Urban's work b/c he works for the A's and they pay is salary?  hmmm....that saddens me
  5. No, I have not been a journalist since I got kicked out of college journalism for writing Canseco's biceps were natural.
"Baseball is like a church. Many attend, but few understand." - Wes Westrum

by oaklandfan40 on Jan 15, 2007 10:50 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Nothing against you
He writes this way because it is his job. He has to mix in a bit of PR with his writing. He's writing to the casual fan, not the rabid and knowledgeable fan base on AN.

You disagree with him. That in no way makes him a bad journalist.

"You can't arrest me, I'm a basketball player." - Gilbert Arenas

by JLaff on Jan 15, 2007 11:40 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

No
Knowledgeable/casual fan shouldn't make a difference in the mailbag context.  His opinions are what they are regardless of the audience.    
  1. I doubt he is under much pressure to make the organization's baseball decisions look good.  In that case, it is entirely justified for oaklandfan40 to wish him replaced.
  2. To the exent that he does approach his job such that he toes the company line in the mailbag, he is a flak, not a journalist.
Frankly, if you take his pretty good mlb.com work, his atrocious MB Examiner article, and his toolish audience-supplicant KNBR stints, it is quite obvious that he is a joke as a journalist.

Don't get me wrong, he is far better than the likes of Ratto/Jenkins/Knapp, but the guy is just not a good journalist.

Finally if he has dumbass opinions (which I don't really think he has), that would be a perfectly fine reason to want him fired from the mlb.com job.

by mikeA on Jan 16, 2007 12:11 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

urban is a hack
but it has nothing to do with "Wolff and co."

he was a hack long before people turned against him for the MB story.

if he's better than ratto/jenkins/knapp, it's only because he doesn't have as many opportunities to make an ass of himself.

he probably had hack parents and hack grandparents and someday he'll spawn little hack kids.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Jan 16, 2007 12:40 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

I guess
excessive hacking spelled doom for his baseball career (yeah, he was a pitcher, shut up).  Hacking seems to be a golden trait for sports journalists.

by mikeA on Jan 16, 2007 12:59 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Even used car
salesmen have more credibility than these so-called "journalists" these days.

by Salvatore on Jan 15, 2007 6:02 PM PST   0 recs

I just realized
that ever since I discovered AN, I visit the A's official website maybe once every two months or so, and mostly, just to look up stats or the schedule. Before, I used to visit nearly every day.

Back on the topic, I think he's a pretty good writer. Except for the whole Milton Bradley thing last year, I think he puts the team and players in the best light possible, in general. In my view, he's on par with Ken Korach and Ray Fosse.

http://www.athleticsnation.com/story/2006/7/20/94752/0333

"I guess more players lick themselves than are ever licked by an opposing team." ~ Connie Mack

by Flyin As on Jan 15, 2007 6:20 PM PST   0 recs

He does a good job while respecting
where his paychecks originate.

Before rushing to judgement write him a few emails and you might be surprised.

by A s Eh on Jan 16, 2007 8:28 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Don't get
me wrong. I like Mike Urban as a sportswriter, too.

by Salvatore on Jan 15, 2007 6:24 PM PST   0 recs

fire his parents
for not learning that 'sometimes y' doesn't apply to the middle of a proper noun

by fadedash on Jan 15, 2007 6:30 PM PST   0 recs

And while we're at it
More editors!

The phrase you're looking for is "Without further ado", not 'adieu'.

I was listening to a college jazz station the other day. The woman/girl introducing a piece said 'without further ado' 7 times. That's at least 7 further ado's.... about something, at least (I believe it was "A Love Supreme")

by Bronx A's Fan on Jan 15, 2007 6:39 PM PST   0 recs

can college radio hosts be fired?
Seeing as her college's radio station apparently has a frequency (not something to take for granted...many don't, and just have a devoted on-campus following of 5 people), if I "ran" that station I'd tell her, without futher ado of course, that her show will no longer be airing.  Then...I'd probably say it was a joke for fear of hate mail from BronxAsFan (I mean, a replacement might be a better host, but he/she probably wouldn't play jazz, now...).
"We don't want haddock and chips, we want cod. In cod we trust." --Ghostigital, the pride of Iceland

by Cutthemullet on Jan 15, 2007 9:17 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Just like any other MLB.com writer
Urban is just like any other MLB.com employee in that he is primarily responsible for marketing the MLB product to a specific demographic, in this case to people like you and me.

Of course, anyone familiar with marketing techniques knows that it's never a good thing to express doubt in your product, so Urban has probably been instructed not to do that, but rather contstantly present rosy pictures of the team in order to get butts in the seats and TV ratings up.

In this vein, MLb.com is not paying Urban for his "baseball expertise and critical analysis of the team's moves" but rather for the human interest angle in those moves...the angle that Urban, while admittedly a homer, is quite good at presenting by NOT critiquing the team publicly.

I think Mychael's aware of how he kind of has to keep his mouth shut and toe the company line in order to get the best access possible access to the information his employer really wants...and he's admitted as much in a couple of interviews I've read with him.

by Taj Adib on Jan 15, 2007 6:44 PM PST   0 recs

I don't think we are the target demographic.
I think its a far more casually interested population that mainstream baseball coverage is aimed at, while an audience as obsessive as AN is taken as given.

Fortunately, when the anodyne just doesn't cut it, there is all the niche on-line coverage catering to our many and varied obsessions, from the statty (Baseball Prospectus et al), to the snarky (Fire Joe Morgan), to the slutty (On the DL).

"Even if you know the deck is stacked in your favor, you still have to have the discipline to trust the math and the cojones to go to the ATM." BB

by green star oakland on Jan 15, 2007 7:32 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

indeed
am I alone in being able to say that I visit AN pretty much daily but have never actually been to the team website unless it's to follow a link from here?  And even those instances (clicking on a link to the team site) are few and far between (side note...if "for what it's worth" gets "FWIW", I think few and far between is definitely worthy of "FAFB".  So if I happen to mix in an FAFB here and there, this post is where it all began.
"We don't want haddock and chips, we want cod. In cod we trust." --Ghostigital, the pride of Iceland

by Cutthemullet on Jan 15, 2007 9:09 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

JLAFF is right
i know . . he never takes my extremely well written and fantastic questions. . so i finally email him asking why he never takes my question. . .

never got a response.  but a restraining order was mail to me lol jk

he's still a good journalist no doubt

"Im drinking seven and seven and theres only seven in here!"- the old Nick Swisher/ Spring 06

by 15andLovinIt28 on Jan 15, 2007 6:58 PM PST   0 recs

the day
he starts writing as the voice of the fans will
be the day he loses his job.

that's why a communicative medium like AN needs to exist.

by ConditionOakland on Jan 15, 2007 7:45 PM PST   0 recs

I'm actually a large
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jan 15, 2007 7:46 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

As a former medium, I should
be able to see into the future, but as a large my body gets in the way.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jan 15, 2007 9:25 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

But you're on the right track
If you get large enough, you can create a distortion in the space-time continuum, thus creating a wormhole allowing you to see into the future.

by Rickeyfan on Jan 15, 2007 11:46 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Seeing as he was the beat writer before Wolff...
I don't think he's any kind of puppet for the (relatively) new regime.  Although he does usually abide by the company line, he has in the past reflected some "anti-Moneyball" bias.  By that, I mean that he has criticized conceptualizing baseball players as mere embodiments of statistical histories and projections...thus his desire to write with more emphasis on the players', well, humanity, as he did with "Aces".  I'm kind of ambivalent about that stance; I think it's possible to root for the laundry and individual players simultaneously, while Urban seems to believe that it isn't.
"We don't want haddock and chips, we want cod. In cod we trust." --Ghostigital, the pride of Iceland

by Cutthemullet on Jan 15, 2007 8:09 PM PST   0 recs

Basebally speaking,
you're arguing with someone who's quiet sure he should get the job fromt Michael Urban.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jan 15, 2007 8:19 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Waack
Lol... but dude, there's like totally no way you're a large i've seen you at school

by Brian in 317 on Jan 15, 2007 8:21 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

You're not exactly
"317," are you? Mid-200s and you know it, poser.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jan 15, 2007 8:42 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

317
that's a whole different area code, right?  But Brian lives in Oakland.  I don't think he's lying about his weight, Nico.
"We don't want haddock and chips, we want cod. In cod we trust." --Ghostigital, the pride of Iceland

by Cutthemullet on Jan 15, 2007 9:03 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

watch out Nico
ohad and Brian in 317 once took on Huston123.  and as anyone seen Huston123 since?  (granted he may be small, so u just might miss him).

reference to the greatest thread of all time:  http://www.athleticsnation.com/story/2005/9/18/0432/46332

"Length matters, and if anyone tells you otherwise they're just trying to spare your feelings."-green star oakland

by F171615 on Jan 15, 2007 11:36 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

speaking of
RL-not-Stine (heh, if anyone even remembers "Goosebumps" et al) hasn't been around in a while to offer any other prescient takes.  I like his posts.
"We don't want haddock and chips, we want cod. In cod we trust." --Ghostigital, the pride of Iceland

by Cutthemullet on Jan 15, 2007 9:06 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Yes- one of the very best
wisdom, wit, and irreverance.

by mikeA on Jan 15, 2007 9:38 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

that is indeed...
the recipe for good posting.
"We don't want haddock and chips, we want cod. In cod we trust." --Ghostigital, the pride of Iceland

by Cutthemullet on Jan 15, 2007 9:43 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Problem is-
I wanted irreverence to start with a "W".

Side note: I abhor the convention of placing periods and commas inside ""'s.

by mikeA on Jan 15, 2007 10:08 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

Just adopt an English accent...
...and spell color with a u (or was that bolour with a k?) and all will be well:  In British usage, punctuation from the original quote stays inside the quotation marks, but all punctuation you add for your own sentence's purposes goes outside.
     Thus:  When Mr. Bounder of Adventure asked Mr. Smokestoomuch if people joked about his name "all the time", Mr. Smokestoomuch replied that he'd "never noticed it before."
(Visiting Cubs fan)

by Loon from Left on Jan 15, 2007 11:15 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

"bolour" with a "k"?
loonfromtheleft, I think I just won...SPOT THE LOONEY! Your user name should have given it away straight off.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jan 16, 2007 8:11 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Hmmm
Do you think that when Mr. Smoketoomuch said "What a silly bunt" he was expressing pro-moneyball sentiments?
In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Jan 16, 2007 9:50 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Yes, well done Mr. Nico of Berkeley...
...spotted the looney in 1.8 seconds!
(Visiting Cubs fan)

by Loon from Left on Jan 16, 2007 12:35 PM PST to parent up   0 recs

I don't know...
if you should mess with the current first-letter combination, which leaves you with the abbreviation for the worldwide conflict sometimes referred to as The Great War, oxymoronic (and also just plain moronic) though that title may be.  I'll take the rare opportunity to make the WWI connection over trite alliterations anyday.  The only way you could have really improved your post would have been to add, say, intelligence, as well a couple well placed conjunctions: "wisdom and wit, irreverence and intelligence"...not only is that a rather poetic ode to RLangford, but you've also managed to create a WWII abbreviation.

In lieu of haikus (secret ASian man, another AWOL ANer, only stops by to blast Ratto nowadays), this is how I've got to get by, heh.  After that last sentence, now would be the time for some NYC college radio DJ to say "without further ado" seven times consecutively and not get criticized on the blog of a California-based baseball team for it (this is assuming that BronxAsFan doesn't make use of satellite radio to get access to like a college radio station from the UC system or something...hey, some people support alma maters in stranger ways than that.  Actually, now pressed to think of an example of a stranger way to show support for one's alma mater, I can't.  Subscribing to satellite radio in order to hear some freshman kill her radio career before it even started would indeed be the strangest.)  

"We don't want haddock and chips, we want cod. In cod we trust." --Ghostigital, the pride of Iceland

by Cutthemullet on Jan 16, 2007 12:10 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

or one well placed conjunction
I forgot that in the original post you spotted me an "and".  There, I'll abide by your quotation mark preferences, which also happen to be mine too.  You may think that's a small gesture, but I took the time to re-locate the "in the original post" prepositional phrase from the end of the sentence to the middle in order to show solidarity.  You're welcome.
"We don't want haddock and chips, we want cod. In cod we trust." --Ghostigital, the pride of Iceland

by Cutthemullet on Jan 16, 2007 12:13 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

but if you REALLY wanted to keep the...
World Wide Web abbrev intact, you could go with "wisdom, wit, and willfulness."  Now, I'm not implying that "willfulness" is even close to being synonymous with "irreverence", but...it's also an applicable adjective.  Look up that old thread about the kid with cancer striking out in the Little League game if you need evidence of RL exhibiting that trait.  He argued his point pretty relentlessly, if I recall.  Since I'm devoting so much time to this sub-subject already, I would look up that thread myself, but I generally don't provide links, I only click on ones that other people have provided.  Though the lack of a membership fee here would designate us all as such, I am an AN freeloader to a higher degree.
"We don't want haddock and chips, we want cod. In cod we trust." --Ghostigital, the pride of Iceland

by Cutthemullet on Jan 16, 2007 12:21 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

can't help myself
Wisdom, wit, and unknown winter whereabouts.  Worse, he withered away without well-wishing wonderful women and men of AN (forget the last 4 words of that sentence ever happened).  Whatever went wrong?  Whimsical whispers of whiskey, Winnebagos, and white walls will win while we wallow in bewildered, wax-like, wordless wastelands of woe.  

Ok.  That's pretty sweet.

"We don't want haddock and chips, we want cod. In cod we trust." --Ghostigital, the pride of Iceland

by Cutthemullet on Jan 16, 2007 12:44 AM PST to parent up   0 recs

Ask and you shall receive
Urban's replacement:
Wisdom, wit, irreverence.
Call on RLangford.
(Visiting Cubs fan)

by Loon from Left on Jan 16, 2007 12:24 PM PST