As I sit here burning with jealousy of all the folks who either live in the Bay Area and can easily get to the Coliseum for this Angels series, or those with the time and $ to fly or drive there, my mind starts to suspect those closest to me, and darkling thoughts crowd out reasonable ones...
Here's your chance to debunk the bizarre collection of AN CT's I've included below or to suggest some of your own CTs.
Was Harden's triumphant 3 inning return really filmed, like the 1969 moon landing, on a sound stage in Culver City? Are any ANers really trolls? (On AN, that is.)Is Blez really the Rev, as a few people have suggested?Am I, LAXile, HH spy and Rev-hater, really the Rev? Is Zito, 10-2 with a 3.06 ERA on the road, 6-7 with 4.80 at home, pitching so much better on the road to showcase his talents to possible future teams? Has Oaktoon been reincarnated, commenting in the guise of another logon? Whose?If someone were to cut Jered Weaver's Grizzly Man mullet, would he, like Sampson of old, lose his strength? Did E-Lo have a conversion experience in jail after his DUI, where Jesus (or Billy Beane in a Jesus costume) told him to lead the A's to the postseason promised land? Is Cindi real? Are the A's really moving to Willits? Is it a coincidence that the A's are 89-63 with a .666
RA on the very day that they are playing the Orange Angels of Ontario? Is the late, great Bill King really hiding out in a Mexican jail with Bruce Lee and Elvis, all three awaiting the A's return to the postseason?Is it really possible that anyone alive doesn't freaking love Bill King? (Not a conspiracy theory, really, just a question...)