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DLD 8/25 Whitey Ford -- Stoked

bye bye chacin.

Whitey can rest easy, as his mark for best AL start remained tied with little weaver, as the BoSox won last night, 2-1 at the little a.  Beckett pitched great and was actually throwing his curve ball a lot more than I've seen him this year, and what do you know, he cuts his middle finger on his pitching hand and had to come out in the 7th.  If you missed the game, you didn't really miss much, Ortiz homered, little weaver looked basically unhittable against everyone else not named Ortiz (Manny didn't play), and the Halos made the first out at home plate down by a run.  That's bad, like, really bad (at least that's what Cindi tells me).

The Mariners won their series against New York last night, Washburn over Johnson, and the M's are now 58-69.  Yankees travel to Anaheim to play the Mighty Ducks over the weekend, RedSox fly to Seattle.  As for the Muppets, we're playing Texas in what could be a statement series ("GO AWAY TEXAS"), or, like a total bummer on my GOG score dude.

About tonight/this weekend.  First off, it seems like guys have been getting hurt at Texas this year (Harden, Milton), so can we please try and stay healthy this time around?  The pitching matchup for tonight:

First game of the series, Friday night, first pitch: 5:35pm PDT

                   

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Zito (13-8, 3.76)          Volquez (1-2, 4.02)

Zito has a great record against the 'angers, hopefully he shakes off that last start against Texas at the Coliseum, I know I'm trying to.

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And for the record, our game thread of the BOS/LAA game last night was WAY more fun than the one at Halos Heaven.

Then there's the diary where the Rev says that Angels fans are better than A's fans: http://www.halosheaven.com/story/2006/8/24/203227/689
Of course by that logic, Yankees fans are the best in the game. And even the Rev would agree that that ain't true.

"The whistles are woooooooo" - Bubb Rubb

by Philip Christy on Aug 25, 2006 1:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Black Chevrolet
He can really rest easy, because he already knows that Weaver will never break his postseason wins record.  This current hot start--means nothing to him
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 2:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Skepticism of Yankees as an enterprise
A blog entry from George Mason University Professor of Economics, Russell Roberts.  He accuses Stienbrenner -- and Steinbrenner lackeys -- of distorting the truth about the enterprise in order to serve themselves and conjure up sympathy and other goodies ($$$).
4 8 15 16 23 42

by LowcountryJoe on Aug 25, 2006 6:02 AM PDT reply actions  

this sounds like the kind of article...
that I'll be very interested in once I regain some semblance of an attention span.  Give me 12 hours or so.
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 6:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a Steinbrenner/Lackey once

Scariest thing I ever saw.

It's a shame that families get torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs. -Jack Handey

by JediLeroy on Aug 25, 2006 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Friggin' Mouth Breathers
Both of 'em.

Scary.

COME ON, OAKLAND, COME ON!

by Colorado Fan on Aug 25, 2006 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great work!
"Hate the Angels, yeahhhhh!" -Sandfrog

by franks a lot on Aug 25, 2006 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stein Blade?
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sloth love Chunk!!
Anyone else think of the Goonies when they saw this, or is it just my typical Friday delirium?

Baby Ruth!

by LD on Aug 25, 2006 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, that's chris shelton
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 25, 2006 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLB owners stash loot like Marcos and Mobutu
Since they famously keep their books secret no one can ever say for sure, but the MLB owners have a deep bag of revenue hiding tricks.  A big one for teams with cable deals, like the Yanks and Braves, is to charge costs to the team but revenues to the media outlet.  The team is the product but the big heaps of cash get attributed to the YES network, for instance.  Also handy for dodging revenue sharing obligations.

Owners also pay themselves salaries and bonuses which get charged as expenses to the team.  A particularly egregious example involved Steinbrenner (natch) paying himself a $25 million fee for negotiating a cable deal in the 80s.  Counted as a "loss" on the books, but probably didn't feel like a loss in George's bank account.

"I don't want to 'Wear It.' It doesn't match my shoes." --Jennifer

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 25, 2006 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.
I thought you were just happy to see me.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

really bad to read that this early.
the great playoff miss of 2004 followed by the good try of 2005...and in 2006 don't make me sick.

by ak_A on Aug 25, 2006 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to miss the forest for the trees...
...but this is the most awkward sentence I think I may have ever read.
"This thing is under someone's chair and they go to sit and they just push your foot in the air and startle it -- obviously all they got to do is startle this thing," Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand said. "It's dark. They can't see you, you know that well. If it's scared, boom it strikes."
"Why won't everyone do what I want???" ~SportySpice

by baseballgirl on Aug 25, 2006 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Give him a break.
He's a herpetologist, fercryinoulloud!
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

but is she a himpetologist?
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a pimpetologist.
Word.
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The article's not about TREES, silly.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously...
Is the movie goer sitting or is the snake sitting?  Can snakes sit?

That sentence killed me

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Aug 25, 2006 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

My foot
gets pretty startled when there's snakes around.
Bill James on Duane Kuiper: "It's absolutely incredible that a player this bad could be given 3000 at bats in the major leagues." -- Baseball Abstract, 1982

by blueconversechucks on Aug 25, 2006 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when the snakes
push my foot in the air.
Bill James on Duane Kuiper: "It's absolutely incredible that a player this bad could be given 3000 at bats in the major leagues." -- Baseball Abstract, 1982

by blueconversechucks on Aug 25, 2006 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

SLITHER OUT!
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Aug 25, 2006 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Slither on... slither off.
Only then will your kung-fu have venom.
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The link isn't working for me
Here's Bollywoods version:

http://www.dtheatre.com/read.php?sid=1858

"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Aug 25, 2006 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

those are the same idiots
who protest valentine's day and are responsible for changing the name of bombay to mumbai.
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 25, 2006 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

The 2006 Scouting Report by the Fans for the Fans
Tangotiger takes a new and somewhat refreshing way to evaluate defensive abilities, a sort of the Wisdom of the Crowds approach.
What I would like to do now is tap that pool of talent. I want you to tell me what your eyes see. I want you to tell me how good or bad a fielder is. Go down, and start selecting the team(s) that you watch all the time. For any player that you've seen play in at least 10 games in 2006, I want you to judge his performance in 7 specific fielding categories.

So, if you want to feel like a scout for the day, go on and fill up the report card our A's

Mieses St?ck Baseball Fleisch

by elcroata on Aug 25, 2006 7:06 AM PDT reply actions  

And be honest.
No ballot stuffing!  This is an exciting and important project.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 7:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sal, Sal, Sal
You don't think the result of this study is going to be that the Yankees and Red Sox have all the best defensive players?
"the poop stain on the collective AN pantalones." -ohad

by ArakSOT on Aug 25, 2006 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

And for those jumping directly to the Oakland link
remember:
Try to judge "average" not as an average player at that position, but an average player at any position. If you think that Chone Figgins has an average arm, then mark him as average, regardless if you've seen him play CF, 1B, 2B, or 3B.

DO NOT CONSIDER THE POSITION THE PLAYER PLAYS!
DO NOT CONSIDER THE POSITION THE PLAYER PLAYS!
DO NOT CONSIDER THE POSITION THE PLAYER PLAYS!

Mieses St?ck Baseball Fleisch

by elcroata on Aug 25, 2006 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

numbers
http://www.stetson.edu/~efriedma/numbers.html
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 25, 2006 7:28 AM PDT reply actions  

it's too early to read THAT
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

a similar list...
I was trying to find the smallest number that had no (known) song with its title.

"One", U2
"Two of Hearts", Stacey Q (ow, old neurons firing)
"Three is the Magic Number", Schoolhouse Rock, de la soul
(rest left to the reader)

--

On a similar topic, I always liked that old contest where you made new made new media titles by incrementing old ones. Entries I recall:

Five Weddings and Two Funerals
Six Easy Pieces
A Tale of Three Cities
Thirteen Angry Men

and my favorite... 2002: A Space Even-ssy

by Apricot on Aug 25, 2006 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Dirty Baker's Dozen?
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or take the exponential route...
The Dirty Gross
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

To Die Five.
Think about it.
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five Whom the Bell Tolls
The Man Who Knew Three Much

How the West Was Two

A lonely monkey is a spiritually dead monkey. -- tankerraid @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

the cars that nine paris
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071282/
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 25, 2006 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

for German fans of Will Ferrell ...
Zwolf
A lonely monkey is a spiritually dead monkey. -- tankerraid @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

as I always say ...
... six and a half of one, half a baker's dozen of the other.
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

$1,000,001 Baby
"Hate the Angels, yeahhhhh!" -Sandfrog

by franks a lot on Aug 25, 2006 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

from the onion
list of worst sequals:

102 Dalmations 2: 103 Dalmations

Live forever or die trying.

by oaklandpete on Aug 25, 2006 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Much Ado About One Thing
Two From the Heart

Tea for Three

The Four Amigos

Born on the 5th of July

The 6th Element

Seven Degrees of Separation

Ei8ht

Nine Men Out

10-1/2 Weeks

... and, of course: Hitchcock's The 40 Steps

aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

2010: a space... d'oh!
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 25, 2006 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh heh
Born on the 5th of July.  Don't know why that makes me laugh.

by Apricot on Aug 25, 2006 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget
Buffalo '67
We hold these truths to be self-evident / We drink beer in bars and act irreverent - Lambchop

by andeux on Aug 25, 2006 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like my Criterion dvd
of Eight Samurai is obsolete...

http://dvdfile.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5580&Itemid=3

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 25, 2006 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

<snerk>
"tent pole"
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going backwards on this one
The Negative One Effect

Zero True Things

Lord Of The Rings: The One Tower

The Two Musketeers

Fantastic Three

The Fourth Element

Five Feet Under

Lucky Number Slix

"The whistles are woooooooo" - Bubb Rubb

by Philip Christy on Aug 25, 2006 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less Than Less Than Zero
A lonely monkey is a spiritually dead monkey. -- tankerraid @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Empire Spares Back?
We hold these truths to be self-evident / We drink beer in bars and act irreverent - Lambchop

by andeux on Aug 25, 2006 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent! :-D
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some Of The President's Men
"The whistles are woooooooo" - Bubb Rubb

by Philip Christy on Aug 25, 2006 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plan 10 From Outer Space
The 11 Commandments

29 Days Later

Licorice

by Ice Cream on Aug 25, 2006 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

xXxI
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

or
3 Fast 4 Furious
We hold these truths to be self-evident / We drink beer in bars and act irreverent - Lambchop

by andeux on Aug 25, 2006 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eleven-Men
or, if you prefer, XI-Men.
A's 2006 record when I attend: 8-7

by peanut gallery on Aug 25, 2006 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised no Sixteen Candles yet
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 Platonic solids...
...solids that just want to "be friends."
Dorian on Bonds: "Still, I love it when Bonds wins at the game that he plays."

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Aug 25, 2006 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woofing, Shmoofing
Some Ranger's fan has a web site that does the courtesy of updating the AL West's magic number scenario through the use of a matrix.

Athletics magic number is 30 with 35 left to play.  Put another way, the Angels magic number sits at 41 with 34 games remaining on the slate.

4 8 15 16 23 42

by LowcountryJoe on Aug 25, 2006 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Help
I'm working on a little A's project. I'd like to include in it audio of a few A's radio calls. MLB has a few A's files to purchase/download, but not all the ones I want. My question: Is there a way to save a file from MLB radio or a different place to download specific calls? Or would using ripping software work best?

by Jennifer on Aug 25, 2006 8:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I just re-watched Hurt's 3-run double
from the third game of the season against the Yankees.  Somebody please, please explain to me how that ball did not go over the fence.  He crushed that one.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 8:28 AM PDT reply actions  

I remember that one as well. My theory:
Hurt's contact with the ball created such a massive shockwave that pinballed throughout the Coliseum actually creating a matrix of atmospheric interference that actually slowed the progress and velocity of the ball to an extent where it was physically impossible for the ball to leave the park.
Licorice

by Ice Cream on Aug 25, 2006 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

too much
uppercut, not enough backspin.  that plus the cold april air kept it in the park.  a bit more level swing and lesser launch angle, and that puppy would have been gone.

by Backspin on Aug 25, 2006 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frank's double
makes me think of Miggy's fabulous bottom-of-the-ninth game-winning double off the wall against Mariano Rivera a few years ago, the one Matsui misplayed.

In both cases, coming off the bat, I remember thinking, dang! that ball's not outta here?, but then I realized, who cares? we won the game! And it was against a team I love beating like a dirty rug.

Gaudin's VOJFP, otherwise known as "Value Over Joel F---ing Pineiro" is very high. In fact, every pitcher's VOJFP is very high. Except for Mateo. -- LL

by Checkswing HR on Aug 25, 2006 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus
It features one of the greatest Bill King calls of all-time.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of Frank and doubles, Dayn Perry says
this about Frank in his Power Rankings, in which the A's are 6th.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/powerRankings

On the other hand, he's got a shot to join Dave Kingman as the only players in major league history to tally at least 35 homers and fewer than 10 doubles in the same season. Still, it's been a productive year for the Big Hurt.

by theblackpearl on Aug 25, 2006 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

confirmed: beane fleeced jocketty
"It's a great trade," Ricciardi said. "If the Cardinals don't bring Mulder back, it's a fabulous trade."

A's are getting the better of Mulder trade

by gotgreen on Aug 25, 2006 8:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Jocketty: Fleeced = Understatement
Jocketty:  Bent Over

...closer to the truth.

COME ON, OAKLAND, COME ON!

by Colorado Fan on Aug 25, 2006 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

controversial perspective
Okay, clearly in retrospect, Beane made a KILLER deal for the A's. The question is whether Jocketty made a TERRIBLE deal. And I would argue that it was merely a BAD deal. From his perspective, the Cards are playing to win everything in 05 and 06.  Danny Haren is probably not the missing piece that can help you right away; Walt wanted to a new #1 pitcher, not a #4-5 pitcher who is going to have big ups and downs, nor a 2009 superstar, nor a solid setup guy. So he gambled big and lost. And yes he overpaid.

But my point, and I do have one, is that his part of the deal can't be judged on how the talent matches up in the long run. It needs to be judged on whether the Cards make it to the WS in 05 and 06.

(And by that standard, they are falling short... even if they make the WS this year, it won't be because of Mulder.)

by Apricot on Aug 25, 2006 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mulder injured?
To me, how bad Jocketty looks on this deal depends on whether the Cardinals had any concerns about Mulder's health, and whether they seriously checked out why he was struggling so badly; other than needing a "change of scenery"
On Sunday, Minaya ticked off a list of candidates to join the rotation, and for once this season, none of them was Jose Lima.

by rfloh on Aug 25, 2006 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wear It
COME ON, OAKLAND, COME ON!

by Colorado Fan on Aug 25, 2006 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.
Best use of that phrase I've seen.
Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on Aug 25, 2006 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

and that is why i don't watch the little
league world series. it's too sad.
"I thought it was cute," Oakland's Nick Swisher said of Kotsay's blast with the petal-colored bat

by larrysgurl on Aug 25, 2006 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think
That's how I picture DJ as a kid (minus the crying)
"the only way Joe Morgan can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy"Michael Lewis

by 510inDenver on Aug 25, 2006 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, is that Bartolo Colon's kid?
He's not crying. His face is just misshapen from fattage.
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not follow the NL much
But I do not think Dusty is still coaching for the Gnats
Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 25, 2006 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I looked it up and
the White Sox DO have 2 managers.  Cleveland just gave them theirs and didn't tell very many people.

This gives me hope that I could land a job at CNN/SI.

Bill James on Duane Kuiper: "It's absolutely incredible that a player this bad could be given 3000 at bats in the major leagues." -- Baseball Abstract, 1982

by blueconversechucks on Aug 25, 2006 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

More on managers
Article on Cito Gaston (HT: Primer)

The author posits that there are four types of managers:

  1. "The teaching and development kind of manager that a young, rebuilding or expansion team will install."
  2. "There is the micro-manager, the preparation-and-details guy who knows every stat and plays percentages."
  3. "Then there is the paranoid psychotic, the us-against-the-world kind ... who scraps and fights and challenges his players to be real men and suck it up and get the job done."
  4. "The third kind brings an air of calm to the clubhouse. He needs good players to succeed, but he lets good players play, tries to keep the keel even in good times or bad and seldom lets himself go off the deep end. He's only good with a good team, but he won't wreck a good team by overmanaging."
As a sub-thread, let's categorize MLB managers using this method.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moron managers?
What, and nothing on Hargrove?
Day to day

by oblique on Aug 25, 2006 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll start
  1. Girardi, Maddon.
  2. Showalter, La Russa.
  3. Guillen, Scioscia to some extent.
  4. The author points out Joe Torre as an example.  I think Macha also fits into this category.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

managers
  1. Bobby Cox?
  2. Jim Leyland, in a good way?
  3. Larry Bowa? Not a current manager though.
  4. Willie Randolph.
In what category would John Gibbons be? Dusty?
On Sunday, Minaya ticked off a list of candidates to join the rotation, and for once this season, none of them was Jose Lima.

by rfloh on Aug 25, 2006 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was talking about Gaston yesterday...
with a colleague.  He said that Gaston almost wrecked John Olerud early in his career by telling him to change his swing.  Based on that one instance, I would almost say that Gaston was more of a combination of the first three: 1) trying to develop Olerud's talent; 2) micro-managing the swing; 3) telling Olerud to suck it up and swing like a real man.
"When it's moving, it's better than when it's not moving." Saarloos, channeling BZ.

by PDXAthleticsfan on Aug 25, 2006 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Category 5: Will watch his ace rip his arm off...
..to squeeze an extra two innings out of him.

Every. Single. Time.

Dusty Baker, take a bow.

"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whitey Ford & Sandy Koufax
This is my favorite baseball themed poem, written by Robert Pinsky, former U.S. poet lauereate.

The Night Game

Some of us believe
We would have conceived romantic
Love out of our own passions
With no precedents,
Without songs and poetry--
Or have invented poetry and music
As a comb of cells for the honey.

Shaped by ignorance,
A succession of new worlds,
Congruities improvised by
Immigrants or children.

I once thought most people were Italian,
Jewish or Colored.
To be white and called
Something like Ed Ford
Seemed aristocratic,
A rare distinction.

Possibly I believed only gentiles
And blonds could be left-handed.

Already famous
After one year in the majors,
Whitey Ford was drafted by the Army
To play ball in the flannels
Of the Signal Corps, stationed
In Long Branch, New Jersey.

A night game, the silver potion
Of the lights, his pink skin
Shining like a burn.

Never a player
I liked or hated:  a Yankee,
A mere success.

But white the chalked-off lines
In the grass, white and green
The immaculate uniform,
And white the unpigmented
Halo of his hair
When he shifted his cap:

So ordinary and distinct,
So close up, that I felt
As if I could have made him up,
Imagined him as I imagined

The ball, a scintilla
High in the black backdrop
Of the sky.  Tight red stitches.
Rawlings.  The bleached

Horsehide white:  the color
Of nothing.  Color of the past
And of the future, of the movie screen
At rest and of blank paper.

"I could have."  The mind.  The black
Backdrop, the white
Fly picked out by the towering
Lights.  A few years later

On a blanket in the grass
By the same river
A girl and I came into
Being together
To the faint muttering
Of unthinkable
Troubadours and radios.

The emerald
Theater, the night.
Another time,
I devised a left-hander
Even more gifted
Than Whitey Ford:  A Dodger.
People were amazed by him.
Once, when he was young,
He refused to pitch on Yom Kippur.

    Robert Pinsky

by NoeValley on Aug 25, 2006 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

<pretends not to be hurt>
<goes on Poet DL>
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cheer up, monkeyball:
everyone knows that in our day and age recycling is much more valuable than the creation of new raw materials!
Crazy George hagiographer since 1981

by LAXile on Aug 25, 2006 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maple vs. ash
John Shea article in Chron
Ash bats crack. Maple bats explode.

When a hitter makes contact and his bat splits in two and the shattered barrel flies across the field -- or into the crowd -- it's usually maple.

Just in case you wanted to know the composition of that projectile that just impaled you.  (I typoed "imapled" first... how apt... LOL)

They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

lol
"I almost landed in some lady's lap, which was kinda fun.'' -- Swish

by Sharon on Aug 25, 2006 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

iMapled
The new yummy pancake syrup from Apple. Also leaves your e-mail on a central server.

by Apricot on Aug 25, 2006 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought iMaple was the
portable device that lets you do symbolic manipulation on-the-go?
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, no, no ...
iMaple is the trade name of Huddy's oblique machine.

As in, "iMaple my oblique muscle" ...

aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

At SF State
It would be iMathematica--they were one of the original Mathematica schools, if memory serves.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Currently only available in Canada.
"Folding chair. Right to the base of the HR guy's spine. Incapacitates a man in seconds. Next question." --Catfish Stew

by tankerraid on Aug 25, 2006 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Vermont.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, am sick of all this ashtalk
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by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see dead people.
Dead people beating me in elections, that is.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arkansa?
Wait, is there more than one Arkansa, because I'm sure I've seen it written as a plural.
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, my bad.
I mean Arkansaws.
Licorice

by Ice Cream on Aug 25, 2006 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that
the contents of Noah's garage?
We hold these truths to be self-evident / We drink beer in bars and act irreverent - Lambchop

by andeux on Aug 25, 2006 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

These days...
it's full of bagels.
Licorice

by Ice Cream on Aug 25, 2006 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And an agent saying...
.."Would you just do one more year on ER? Please?"
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jermaine Dye hit two homeruns last night,
bringing his season total to 39 and his average to .325. He gets my vote for MVP. You know, if I had one.
Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on Aug 25, 2006 9:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Ah, I see
The two brought him to 37, not from 37. He's still having a fantastic (and unbelievably ignored) season.
Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on Aug 25, 2006 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

agree
(but not about the MVP)

Gave some love to him in the Baby Winexp report, but where is the Sports Illustrated cover? (Or did I miss that?)

by Apricot on Aug 25, 2006 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic absolutely....
I hear a good amount about him, but with Thome on the squad and his comeback story, Jermaine has been buried a tad.

Happy for Jermaine, always a guy I liked while with the A's.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Aug 25, 2006 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

In honor of Jermaine's drumbeat
THUMPTHUMP! THUMPTHUMP! THUMPTHUMP! 'DYE - DYE - DYE!' (said with maniacal fervor)

I miss Dye ... One can only dream - Bradley+Kotsay+Dye in the OF.

by Rickeyfan on Aug 25, 2006 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big Papi
Dude is on pace to hit .287, 56 HR's and 156 RBI's...If Frank Thomas had those numbers, we would all be casting votes for the Big Hurt.

Fielding or no Fielding, PAPI is the MVP.  Not just because of his numbers, but because, plain and simple...

David Ortiz is the Best Hitter in today's game...and the most FEARED.

COME ON, OAKLAND, COME ON!

by Colorado Fan on Aug 25, 2006 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

manny
is a better hitter than ortiz.  i also think manny is a better mvp candidate than ortiz.  make ortiz protect manny, and he'd hit 50 hrs with 150 rbis, with a 325 avg and a 1100 ops.

by Backspin on Aug 25, 2006 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Disagree.
Manny's such a flake, you could never seriously say he'd be the most valued guy in the league.

How many times is that jackass going to bust a triple into a double through sheer lack of effort before someone pulls him?

"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he stops being
the most talented hitter in the American League.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need more than one skill to be MVP.
Unless you're a DH. And Papi is a DH.
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manny isn't a terrible fielder
Just an indifferent one.  He has a reasonably strong and accurate arm, and isn't that slow.

I think it's fairer to question whether or not you can give an MVP award to someone who doesn't seem like a leader on their team.  You could certainly argue against Manny for that.  For me, though, hitting is far and away the most important skill a position player can have, so I tend to favor him in MVP voting right now.

That said, Jermaine Dye is rapidly approaching his numbers, and is an above-average fielder.  I also think few would question what kind of teammate he is.

"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papi plays
after being in the hospital.

Manny sits because he loses a hit to a scoring decision.

No comparison..Papi for MVP.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Aug 25, 2006 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, but that doesn't mean
ortiz is a better hitter than ramirez.  i'd much rather root for him or have him on my team, but i still don't think he's at the manny level.
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 25, 2006 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

even FT agrees
Watching Yankees-Red Sox on a clubhouse TV, Frank Thomas is explaining to Nick Swisher why he considers Manny Ramirez the best hitter in the game. "How long has Manny being doing it? Twelve years. Let's see (Albert) Pujols do it that long," he says.
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 26, 2006 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

T K Hits One Out Of The Park:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=kurkjian_tim&id=2560002

I love Billy's line about the A's being a "Freak Show"!!!

"I think we just feel that now is our time." - Nick Swisher

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Aug 25, 2006 9:52 AM PDT reply actions  

If the sabermetrician fits ... WEAR IT!
"Billy told me we were giving the sabermetrician fits,'' Shapiro said with a smile.
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by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know I rarely do this
But over the years I have been getting more and more sympathetic to the voices who cry out over the dearth of quality sports journalism.  This article was terrible.  

"And since coming off the disabled list to begin the second half, outfielder Milton Bradley has given Oakland a switch-hitting presence in the middle of the order. No one has ever questioned Bradley's ability, which is tremendous; the only question is whether an implosion is soon coming."

This gives the impression that Bradley's impact has been limited by an attitude problem.  While sensational, this is misleading, untrue and insulting.  Bradley has been unable to translate his ability to runs because on injuries.  This has been true troughout his career.  Tim, this is BS sensationalism.  Do your job.  Wait, its ESPN, I guess his job is to sell copy through drama and insinuation as opposed to hardwork and craftsmanship.  

by mikedaviswhereareyou on Aug 25, 2006 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that:
That gets tiresome, from everyone in the media.

I like that Milton is getting props for his record with the Dodgers.

That was a LONG TIME COMING!!!

In fact, I did the math myself as soon as I saw that we acquired him and went on to write a piece about how valuable his presence was.

Guess what?

The A's clubhouse has gravitated to him!!!

AN-d where has Urban been lately!?!?!?!

I can excuse TK for touching on it, especially when the A's own beat reporter ripped on him incesently.

"I think we just feel that now is our time." - Nick Swisher

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Aug 25, 2006 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

so bradley is the new bobby crosby?
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 25, 2006 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bradley has been a winner EVERY Year:
Bobby needs a bit of work to catch Ol' Uncle Milt!!!

The year before, Bradley led thier playoff push.

He then led them in 05 and was CUT, basically. Traded for a AA player.

In fact, he was DUMPED.

They even threw in ANtonio Perez who hit .297 in 2005.

In retrospect Ethier has Completely "OVER PERFORMED" to expectations. But, talent for talent at the time, Milton was the best player in that deal.

In fact, I am glad that we have his personality in  the mix.

Ethier is mellow and would have "blended" in.

Milton is "The Blender"!!!!

"I think we just feel that now is our time." - Nick Swisher

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Aug 25, 2006 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

professionalism vs craftsmanship
Kurkjian -- like 99% not only of sportswriters but of all journos -- is a professional, not a craftsman.

Meaning that he prioritizes trust in his colleagues' opinions and established storylines over the truth.

aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's obvious now
Beane has no idea what he's doing.
"The whistles are woooooooo" - Bubb Rubb

by Philip Christy on Aug 25, 2006 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kurkjian's is another in a line of
"How are they doing it?" stories.

Sure, the offense for the season to date has been at the bottom, but, since the All Star break, the A's are middle of the AL pack in terms of OPS and runs scored, which I would bet is on par for the previous 3-4 seasons. In any case, did anybody expect us to outscore NYY, TEX,BOS, or CLE?

Gaudin's VOJFP, otherwise known as "Value Over Joel F---ing Pineiro" is very high. In fact, every pitcher's VOJFP is very high. Except for Mateo. -- LL

by Checkswing HR on Aug 25, 2006 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Frank Thomas picture
leading off the DLD is absolutely awesome.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks
I basically made the DLD so I could show that picture.  Frank likes the ball -- right, about, THERE!
"No, I haven't been drinking or taking Ecstacy... " ~ Poppy

by eamb on Aug 25, 2006 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone place this Q in the Neyer Chat?
"The A's are tied for the AL lead with Detroit for the least unearned runs allowed with 37 on the season. The Tribe has nearly double that total with 69.

How much weight should be given the extra 32 (apx) crucial run scoring outs and the runs themselves over the course of the season so far?

Or are we just splitting hairs because the number of unearned runs given up pales in comparison to the ammount of runs these defensive players take off of the board. This stat could help identify which teams do this, since no current stat is of much use.
RF?
ZR?
please?!?!"

That part of ESPN is blocked at my work.

-Saint

He has a live chat right now.

"I think we just feel that now is our time." - Nick Swisher

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Aug 25, 2006 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

He's cranky today
Mike (St. Louis): Travis Hafner is the best hitter in baseball every season???? I think Albert Pujols might disagree with you.

SportsNation Rob Neyer: (12:34 PM ET ) If Pujols played in a real league he'd be lucky to bat .260 with 20 home runs.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

VERY cranky
B-Diddy (Chicago): .260 and 20 HRs for Pujols in the AL!! So you're saying a guy like Torii Hunter is a better hitter? Care to recant?

SportsNation Rob Neyer: (1:00 PM ET ) That's exactly what I'm saying. And if Neifie Perez played in the National League he'd bat .320 and draw 75 walks.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh ...
... up until 2 weeks ago, Neifi did play in the NL, didn't he?
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by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm assuming/hoping that's part of the joke
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 25, 2006 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is a good joke:
Neifi was horrid in the AL and is always employable in the NL.

Neifi "Could"

http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/P/Neifi-Perez.shtml

I take that as SABER-Humor?

"I think we just feel that now is our time." - Nick Swisher

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Aug 25, 2006 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

eamb:
That Frank Thomas shot is my new wallpaper!!!

I may have two tickets for Monday Night. Send me an e-mail and I'll let you know.

"I think we just feel that now is our time." - Nick Swisher

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Aug 25, 2006 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice!
I've got to work late Monday night, not Tuesday though...
"No, I haven't been drinking or taking Ecstacy... " ~ Poppy

by eamb on Aug 25, 2006 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may have tow for Tuesday as well:
But, I think only one.

Two for Tuesday reminds me of my early clubbing days!!!

"I think we just feel that now is our time." - Nick Swisher

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Aug 25, 2006 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

two-fur Tuesday reminds me of ...
... my seal-clubbing days.
A lonely monkey is a spiritually dead monkey. -- tankerraid @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad it wasn't Lou-fur Tuesday.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fur DOES matter!
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flag wavers?
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Aug 25, 2006 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're waiving on their use of The Clear.
Damn steroids.
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phoenix to win Penal Softball League
Albert Belle sentenced to 90 days in jail for stalking.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2560224

"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 11:02 AM PDT reply actions  

does that make Albert a penal implant?
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by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

More of a penal ringer.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

he's a prince of a man
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's that piercing wit again!
"I don't want to 'Wear It.' It doesn't match my shoes." --Jennifer

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 25, 2006 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

and a CAN-do attitude
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

d'oh!
Better response:

Prince Albert in the can.

aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'll be the belle of the balle.
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i may be completely off topic, but why is the game
not being televised. I work til 6 so I wouldn't get to see much of it...but it infuriates me that a first place team playing a division rival on friday nite is not being on tv. We as A's fans should be outraged....
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too

by littleA on Aug 25, 2006 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

KICU
This is where you come in! GET THE DAMN GAME!

by Zonis on Aug 25, 2006 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just went to their website.....or rather Cox
broadcasting and sent a message. It would be great if we could bombard them with call and emails. And look what's on Fox, partypoker.net....ugh! i'm so pissed....
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too

by littleA on Aug 25, 2006 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really pissed off now.
I didn't realize tonight's game wouldn't be on.  And mlb.tv is, of course, USELESS.

But in an attempt to find an email address for KICU, I did find this really entertaining headline:
Boy Charged For Meowing At Neighbor Lady

They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLB.tv trick.
This has worked for me the last few nights, so you may be able to watch the game by MLB.tv.

About ten minutes before game time, load the game on MLB.tv.  You will probably see a blue screen.  Do not close the browser window or reload the game.  There is a good chance that the game will start and you will be able to watch.  However, if you reload the game or close the browser window and try to re-launch the A's game on MLB.tv when the game is in progress, you will get the blackout message.  It has worked for me to watch the BOS-ANA game the last few nights, and it may work for you, too.  The other option is to try MLB's Mosaic software.  I don't think they've figured out all the blackout rules on the software and you can often watch a game that would otherwise be blacked out.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, I'll try that...
Mosaic is crap.  I can only ever see whatever is in panel 2.  Panels 1 and 3 always say "connecting" for about 3 minutes, then say "stream error, retrying"... forever.  Of course, I emailed the nice mlb.tv people about that problem...

{dies laughing}

They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know... I'm sorry...
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'll teach him not to meow
at Jason Kendall's wife.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd meow at the Lady Kendall.
Mrowr!
"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'Angelo Jimenez up
Weird - No DJ?  Why?
"No, I haven't been drinking or taking Ecstacy... " ~ Poppy

by eamb on Aug 25, 2006 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Middle infielders.
We need 'em.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Therer you go again
getting all rational and shit -- whatever.
"No, I haven't been drinking or taking Ecstacy... " ~ Poppy

by eamb on Aug 25, 2006 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

DJ is done in Oakland.
He was never on anybody's good side, and he really got on the shit list this year.  Maybe he'll be traded to Pittsburgh this offseason.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you elaborate?
if he fixed whatever was wrong with his swing and is hitting .330 with a 1.000 OPS why don't they want him back?
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 25, 2006 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, they let him crush AAA pitching
for two solid years without even giving him a chance, which sends a pretty strong "we don't really believe you're for real" message.  I don't think it's impossible that they think the end of last year/beginning of this year validates their initial conclusions.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or...
...maybe they just need middle infielders.

(shrug)

"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Aug 25, 2006 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did he do to get on people's bad side?
"I thought it was cute," Oakland's Nick Swisher said of Kotsay's blast with the petal-colored bat

by larrysgurl on Aug 25, 2006 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'd look good in
that Sean Casey/Pirates motif.  But can't he help us now/later/this year?
"No, I haven't been drinking or taking Ecstacy... " ~ Poppy

by eamb on Aug 25, 2006 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can help us now
And if he does, it will help us later by increasing his trade value.

I think he just might stick around, though; Kotsay is the only outfielder we have signed next year.  So the A's are either going to have to resign Bradley (likely) and Payton (not likely), get an FA outfielder, or move Swish back to the outfield--which opens up a spot for DJ.

Of course, we could target an OFer in a trade, too.

"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct me if I'm wrong,
but isn't MB under club control, just arby eligible?  Isn't this only his fifth full season?
"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on Aug 25, 2006 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's correct
And the main reason I consider him likely to be back.  Prior to this season, Milton and the A's avoided arby by signing a 1-year, $3M contract.  Ironically, Milton being hurt so much this year is a boon to the 2007 A's, because he probably won't get much more than that in arbitration, making him eminently affordable for next year.  If next season is the one where he finally stays healthy all year, we could have a .300/400, 25HR/100RBI guy for very cheap.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 26, 2006 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep
That epidermis peeled right off. And when he bent to pop the wrap... his hips snapped like biscotti.

by Apricot on Aug 25, 2006 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ChoCoBoCroBiscottiHips
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

if crosby isn't willing to change his swing in
spring training next year, then he needs to be traded.
"I thought it was cute," Oakland's Nick Swisher said of Kotsay's blast with the petal-colored bat

by larrysgurl on Aug 25, 2006 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cursed Bobby Crosby bobblehead
Even he went on the DL at the beginning of the year with a separated throwing arm.

By the way, how about a new reality show?  Call it the "DL House" and employ all injured A's players for the cast.  And you can give bit parts to minor league players!

"Hate the Angels, yeahhhhh!" -Sandfrog

by franks a lot on Aug 25, 2006 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am just a bit depressed today. =(
"This is the best hug in the major leagues, right here!" - Swisher Pics

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Aug 25, 2006 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwwww
Monkeyball, your nephew is adorable!
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Aug 25, 2006 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

When FULLY GROWN, it'll weigh 3.5 ounces?!
Wow.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!
The actual headline in the Chronicle said something about Chewbacca, and it really does look like Chewbacca.
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Aug 25, 2006 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mothers are wimps.
So easy to push one of those out.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confiscate their periods.
We hold these truths to be self-evident / We drink beer in bars and act irreverent - Lambchop

by andeux on Aug 25, 2006 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Poppy, where is our Glossary.
i think we need an AN lingo glossary
for newbies.

by gotgreen on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 10:13:43 AM PST
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Boy, me too...
We'll start with:

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!! - phrase To be used when ANers are being particular dramatic about a situation.

<censored> - v To avoid the cuss jar.

"Why won't everyone do what I want???" ~SportySpice

by baseballgirl on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 10:19:29 AM PST
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but then the cuss jar has to be explained...
...which leads to having to explain NRAFs... it would be never-ending...

They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 10:23:47 AM PST
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And the Segway, and the unicorn,
and "what's your f'n problem?," and the basement, and the...

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 10:32:52 AM PST
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...sabermetric spork, and <AMPLE>, and...
<head explodes>

They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 10:37:35 AM PST
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HWY DOAN YOO GOE CHOO SUMM GUMM
... always a crowd-pleaser ...

A lonely monkey is a spiritually dead monkey. -- tankerraid @('.')@

by monkeyball on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 11:11:00 AM PST
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What about:
<throws chair>?

by SD Erik on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 11:11:49 AM PST
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tapir, betadine, <eats chair>...

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 11:13:01 AM PST
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<sigh>
I sense an obsessive-compulsive weekend project coming on...

They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Wed Aug 09, 2006 at 11:20:55 AM PST
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by theblackpearl on Aug 25, 2006 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tapir ate it.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out that picture on the left side
Man going down a waterslide while simultaneously expelling fluid from his nose.  Zah?
"Hate the Angels, yeahhhhh!" -Sandfrog

by franks a lot on Aug 25, 2006 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but just wait ...
... sal's going to say the young'un's not a "real" monkey, and McFood's going to claim the lil' guy doesn't even exist.
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 25, 2006 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It exists, and I bet it's great as a garnish!
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 25, 2006 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tastes like chicken!
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mf'n marmoset on the mf'n thumb tastes...
just like the mf'n snakes in the mf'n theater!
Licorice

by Ice Cream on Aug 25, 2006 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday, I went to my new optometrist...
to pick up some paperwork and he said, "So, are you an A's fan?"

"Why, yes. I am." I answered (wondering how he knew I liked the A's). "Are you an A's fan, too?"

"Yeah. I heard your name on the radio for a contest yesterday or the day before--I can't remember which."

"Really? Did I win?" (hoping against hope)

"Uh. No."

"Ahh...shucks! Oh, well."

Then I asked him if he knew about Athletics Nation and he didn't so I told him it was a real nice online community of funny, articulate and intelligent A's fans.

Okay, okay. I embellished a little!

Licorice

by Ice Cream on Aug 25, 2006 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He must have heard a
commercial for Breyer's.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 25, 2006 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineups posted already
OAKLAND

J. Kendall C
M. Kotsay CF
M. Bradley RF
F. Thomas DH
E. Chavez 3B
J. Payton LF
N. Swisher 1B
M. Scutaro SS
M. Ellis 2B

TEXAS

GG. Matthews, Jr. CF
M. Young SS
C. Lee DH
M. Teixeira 1B
M. DeRosa RF
I. Kinsler 2B
H. Blalock 3B
R. Barajas C
J. Hairston, Jr. LF

"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck
Not starting Laird against a lefty is outrageous.

(this year)
Laird Vs. LHP 1.138 OPS (!)
Barajas Vs. LHP .648 OPS

"No, I haven't been drinking or taking Ecstacy... " ~ Poppy

by eamb on Aug 25, 2006 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not like him to buck the trend.
Not a star, that buck.
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hatty!!
awwwwww, marty lurie interviewed hatteberg in his pre-game show!!

by gotgreen on Aug 25, 2006 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Curses!
Wish this was available to me...any general recap of the interview?
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 25, 2006 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's a brief recap!
-    He loves the national league, the strategy, the "nuts and bolts of it"
-    the A's philosophy of taking pitches is good for his new club also, trying to get on base for the other guys to knock him in
-    the reds clubhouse is similar to the A's, everybody gets along, beginning to see a change in the confidence factor with reds, exceeding expectations
-    aaron harang has been their ace, growing into a mature #1 starter
-    Bronson aaroyo, very into his guitar, he has played with guys like that (hmm, i wonder who?)
-    text messages a lot of the A's to stay in the loop, checks box scores to keep up with the team
-    has been able to stay away from injuries, a lot of it is also from luck
-    the pinch hit homerun from the 20th consecutive win is the highlight of his career

by gotgreen on Aug 25, 2006 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love hatteberg!!
"I thought it was cute," Oakland's Nick Swisher said of Kotsay's blast with the petal-colored bat

by larrysgurl on Aug 25, 2006 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!
"The first night, we were right there," Bradley said. "All we needed was a couple of touchdowns, and we would have had them."

by jeepers on Aug 26, 2006 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Garrison Keillor column on baseball

http://prairiehome.publicradio.org/features/deskofgk/2005/old_scout/

"(The skeptics and the devout) meet in certain places, such as here at the ballpark, and that is good, especially if we can keep our mouths shut. "

"The theme of the day is murky." -- Ken Macha, August 11, 2006

by Englishmajor on Aug 25, 2006 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Good stuff...
But my favorite Garrison Keillor piece on baseball is Casey at the Bat (Road Trip).  It's best heard from Keillor during a Feb. 1994 show (I have it on a best-of CD) -- unfortunately the Prairie Home Companion web site doesn't have it archived (yet).
Dorian on Bonds: "Still, I love it when Bonds wins at the game that he plays."

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Aug 25, 2006 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

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