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Why ESPN is Dead to Me

ESPN was once a safe haven for sports fans and the only game in town.  It was a place where people could go and catch a Hartford Whalers game if they lived in Nebraska or California.  It was a place that before the advent of satellite TV and sports packages like Sunday Ticket and Extra Innings where you could catch a national glimpse of your team on shows like Sportscenter.  

But the station has slowly diversified into different brands, ESPN2 (evolved from the hipper, cooler espn2), ESPN Classic, ESPN U and ESPNEWS.  Not to mention ESPN: The Magazine, ESPN.com, ESPN Mobile, ESPN Radio, ESPN8: The Ocho, ESPN: The Jock Itch Cream, ESPNialis: THE solution for your embarrassing ED problems.  This diversification, in seeking world dominance, has partially led to the "worldwide leader's" undoing.

The only ESPN property I pay any attention to these days is ESPNEWS because they have 24 hours to fill so in the middle of the day they actually do things like interview Nick Swisher and Susan Slusser and Marcos Breton.  The rest of the time the parent channel does things like create original crappy movies like "3" and washed up ratings reality shows like The Contender.  It wasn't the diversification by itself that killed the network.  The changes happened gradually.  Things like removing box scores from the end of a baseball highlight on Sportscenter.  Or packaging three or four highlights together at once so you don't get any stats from the game whatsoever.  Perhaps they assume the bottom line rundown is enough for us?    

But my biggest problem with ESPN has to do with two things I've mentioned many times before.  Their absolute Glenn Close-boil-the-bunny-like fixation on the Yankees and Red Sox and all teams East of the Mississippi have basically rendered the worldwide leader useless to me.  And don't try and say that they have a national columnist in Bill Simmons.  That guy is more obsessed with the Red Sox and Yankees than anyone.  He is NOT a national columnist no matter how funny can be.

The channel has also fallen in love with controversy.  So the Terrell Owens, Ron Artests, Ricky Williams and Maurice Clarretts of the world have dominated their programming.  If it doesn't involved Kobe and Shaq in some kind of bra and panties cage match, this supposedly sports-centric channel doesn't want anything to do with it.  You'd think Vince McMahon was responsible for their programming decisions.  Is this ESPN or Dr. Phil?  The only way the A's will get any attention from the big station is if we get a chair-throwing incident or Kenny Rogers tosses Ken Macha to the ground while he's holding a video camera.  That's certainly how the Blue Jays got some air time for their pitcher and manager going toe-to-toe.

But ESPN could be brought back to life in the mind of the sports fans eye.  They already have ponied up the money to have the NFL, MLB and NBA which is saving their collective asses right now(although I really miss NHL2Night on ESPN2 and the NHL on that channel).  All they would have to do is throw fans a bone.  Make your coverage truly national again and spend more than 30 seconds talking about teams West of the Mississippi (outside of the Lakers).  Make the team pages on ESPN.com something other than a collection of tiny little stories.  Tell the world about Frank Thomas's revival, Nick Swisher's emergence.

And for the love of God, can we please stop hearing 24-hour-a-day coverage of Terrell Owens' bowel movements, Barry Bonds' belly button lint, Ricky Williams' infatuation with Mary Jane and Ron Artests' future career at Circuit City?  These guys may be interesting to you in their navel-gazing ways, but to the general public, we're tired of it.  You have an entire nation of sports fans who want to have a true worldwide leader.  Just do your part and give it to them.  It's not that hard given your foundation of access to league telecasts and the US consumers' homes.

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By the way, I want to reiterate
the fact that ESPNEWS is the one property that isn't dead to me.  They have Joe Sheehan from BP on every Wednesday and Rob Neyer on Tuesdays as well.  They actually use the 24-hour time space to talk intelligently.

by Tyler Bleszinski on Aug 24, 2006 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Marcos Breton
is the older brother of my very good and long time friend, Rod Breton. He lives up in Sacto. now with his wife Nina, who ia also a friend of mine. Good points there Blez......I rarely watch ESPN anymore because of those very same reasons you just mentioned.

Especially right now with the A's just continuing to soar post-All Star break, all they seem to be able to talk about is the Yanks-Sox, T.O., Tiger Woods, and meaningless drivel surrounding troubled college athletes.

We need our own A's news network to go along with Athletics Nation, don't you think?

Gotta run follks........"Koninchiwa bitches!"

by mrod on Aug 24, 2006 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Hey...."3" was not all that bad of a movie....no worse than "Hustle"...and I enjoyed both!

by tbshaw on Aug 24, 2006 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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"The student is trying to keep up with the teacher," Swisher said. "It ain't easy chasing a dang Hall of Famer, though."

by Jennifer on Aug 24, 2006 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I enjoy PTI

Even though they only metion the A's in their closing arguments, and only after we've won 10 in a row.  I like that Wilbon takes notice of the east coast bias (by giving Tony crap for it).

Otherwise, I agree, ESPN is pretty much useless for sports fans who don't follow NL East teams or a team thick with controversy.

by Eric in Atlanta on Aug 24, 2006 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder when the genesis of that
controversy love started?  Was it Bob Knight?  Something else?

I just don't give a crap that Ron Artest is about as crazy as Charles Manson eating Fruit Loops on my front porch.

by Tyler Bleszinski on Aug 24, 2006 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice suicidal reference.
I think the beginning of the end was probably the purchase by ABC, and of course, ESPN now essentially being run by ABC.  Those ass-hats haven't figured out that we watch the channel because it was 24 hours of sports.  Now it's 8 hours of Sportscenter, maybe one game, and of course a ton of garbage.

Don't get me wrong, I love watching poker, but that stuff should always be filler when there's not something more important, like a major league baseball game currently on.  Don't get me started on the numerous "shows" that I have yet to even bother to catch just once, like Contender, and of course, the worst show on earth, Quite Frankly.  

And PTI would get credit for being a solid sports-talk show.  Both Kornheiser and Wilbon are excellent in covering the stuff they do cover, even if means that they tend to run over the same issue five times in the same week.

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by NicksDreamy on Aug 24, 2006 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really like PTI...
...but what really annoys me (and Tony Kornheiser, before he stopped doing his radio show to do Monday Night Football, has said he doesn't like it either) is putting "The Big Finish" like 15 minutes into the 6 p.m. ET SportsCenter.  So if you want to watch ALL of PTI, you have to wait through the muck that Blez was talking about on SportsCenter first.

ESPNEWS is also good.  And the only show I like on ESPN Radio is Mike & Mike in the Morning.

Dorian on Bonds: "Still, I love it when Bonds wins at the game that he plays."

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Aug 24, 2006 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that does suck
luckily TiVo has saved my sanity as I just bump it 17 minutes late and can cut through the TerrelGate leads.

by homerozzieandthestraw on Aug 24, 2006 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I have said before...
ESPN is possibly the most biased network on television. Covering what it wants (Yankees, Boston, T.O., and ESPNs Bonds version of the OJ trials) when it wants (24-7). 30 second clips go out to the scrapping other teams without the $100 million payrolls.And now no Harold Reynolds?! ESPN is dead to me too, they can have their cake and eat it too and far as I am concerned. Maybe Harold got fired for wanting to do a piece on a team in the West. I cant stand watching it now. oh and ESPN..... ITS PRE-SEASON for NFL! "Practice.... were talking about PRACTICE"

by asfan777 on Aug 24, 2006 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

You like Reynolds?
I didn't
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by WhiteElephantGuy on Aug 24, 2006 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like him better than Kruk, Tino Martinez,
Joe Morgan, and a host of others... The only ones that I like are Orel Hershiser despite his drab delivery - he is pretty insightful, and Eric Karros once in a while...

by SD Erik on Aug 24, 2006 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate all the BBTN guys
It used to be my favorite show, now it's barely even watchable.

Harold Reynolds was the biggest Yankee cheerleader they had

Goliath, dissatisfied with his size advantage, decided to buy David's sling, which took steroids.

by TexasAsfan on Aug 24, 2006 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaahaha
It's amazing-when people hate a company enough,  they will begin blaming the company for firing someone with some serious sexual harassment problems...

by SeanR on Aug 24, 2006 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harold
I think Harold was looking for another kind of piece when they fired him...
Morada Mudshark

by Morada Mudshark on Aug 24, 2006 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

but we wish him the breast
Storage is for buuuuuusiness or for familyyyyy. We have your space ... 5A RentaSpaaaaace....

by rolliedigits on Aug 24, 2006 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hear, hear!
ESPN = sports' MTV
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 11:23 AM PDT reply actions  

That is the perfect anology
MTV used to actually be music television.

ESPN used to be a sports network.

"I can't wait for tommorrow, cause I get so much cooler every day" - shirt worn by Swish

by Bigtoe on Aug 24, 2006 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some of their impact on their industries...
...has been similar, too.  I'm sure there are a hundreds of "visually dull" yet highly talented musicians (especially women) that we'll never hear of because they'll never get a break in an industry where they have to be video-presentable (despite the present lack of programming that actually shows videos).

And Mark Kotsay, who doesn't rack up enough diving Web Gems, will never win a Gold Glove.

They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Democrats ...
... who can't mount a televisually savvy campaign to save their lives, will never win another presidential election.

George W. Bush: the Web Gem President.

(Go ahead, give me a strike. Bring it on!)

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by monkeyball on Aug 24, 2006 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I don't have time to complain.
I'm still too busy worrying about the bears and wolves in the woods, and that little girl with the daisy...
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do ...
Sorry. Wrong '60s Daisy reference.

There's a bear in the woods. Some say the bear is tame ...

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by monkeyball on Aug 24, 2006 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good afternoon, gentlemen
I am a SALB 918 computer.
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by monkeyball on Aug 24, 2006 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh crap! It's become self-aware.
<straps metal colander on head>
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by McFood on Aug 24, 2006 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

technically, a slide rule IS a computer
... just not a digital computer/Turing machine. Sheesh. And you call yourself a nerd!

<seizes Sal's pocket protector>

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by monkeyball on Aug 24, 2006 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's another reason that Chavez's
Five consecutive Gold Gloves are so impressive - He won them despite playing for Oakland, remember how the WorldWideLeader was touting A-Rod's Gold Glove season in his first at 3B, but somehow Chavvy still won - Awesome - he is the man!!!

by SD Erik on Aug 24, 2006 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I realize that -
But regardless - the propaganda machine was touting A-Rod last season, and I'm sure that each of the managers watch that show more often then they play the A's each year - and that is a testament to Chavvy's defense... That the manager's still voted for Chavez despite ESPN disagreeing with that sentiment.

by SD Erik on Aug 24, 2006 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the managers are more influenced
by watching guys play in person and reviewing video in preparation for games than they are by nightly "Web Gems."
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by salb918 on Aug 24, 2006 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are probably right -
and thank god for that - otherwise the Gold Gloves and Silver Sluggers would like the All-Star Game... You know, the NL vs Redkees.

by SD Erik on Aug 24, 2006 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chavy's defense is completely unignorable.
Even for ESPN.  Just the fact that it's been noticed means Chavy should qualify for a Better-Than-Gold Glove.  Like a Mithril Glove.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

TempurPedic Glove
So comfortable, the ball wants to go there.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Led Glove?
LOL
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Dilithium Glove!
Score! Totally outgeeked you!

UR SO PWN3D!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Aug 24, 2006 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.
I had to look up what the f--- dilithium actually is.  Totally outclassed me.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 24, 2006 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dilithium is *real*?
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Wikipedia,
it generally refers to the fictional material of the Star Trek universe.  By Li2 exists as trace vapor - not surprising really - but doesn't really do anything special.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 24, 2006 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mithril's way cooler.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the thread really peaked early.
You can't really beat "Mithril Glove" in the pantheon of baseball-ubergeek marriages.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 24, 2006 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmmm
I dunno, I'd like to see Wolverine swinging an adamantium bat....
"the only way Joe Morgan can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy"Michael Lewis

by 510inDenver on Aug 24, 2006 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think MILTON needs an adamantium bat.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol
So true!

<louisville shards fly randomly about the infield...>

"the only way Joe Morgan can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy"Michael Lewis

by 510inDenver on Aug 24, 2006 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I think I live in that state most of my waking
moments, the state of Dilithium, oops nver mind, my other self just reminded me it is Delirium

by theblackpearl on Aug 24, 2006 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me...
does the new CBA allow MLB to test players for Tek?
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by Nick on Aug 24, 2006 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chavy D
I checked the stats today--Chavy has turned 37 DPs and committed only 3 errors this year.  That is off the charts good D; an average 3B's ratio would be a lot closer to even or only slight edge to DPs...
Good pitching beats good hitting. And vice versa.

by TheBigO on Aug 24, 2006 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GG voters are pretty well sold on Chavy.
Let's help them find Mark Ellis.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's easy: just follow the unicorn spoor
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by monkeyball on Aug 24, 2006 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW Poppy,
This is exactlywhat I was thinking.

I was going to go straight and post my insight, but then I realized I'd better read down to see if anyone else already said it. So, well done.
Well. Done.

Me and your kid probably have the same IQ!! -Swisher to Chavvy

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by rungood on Aug 24, 2006 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their journalism
Tends to come off a little bit too strong.

Are they supposed to be NBC Nightly News?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 24, 2006 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

AMEN!!
PREACH ON!!
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by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Aug 24, 2006 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

I agree completly
It is to the point that it is actually funny to me now.  I have given up watching sports center, it is worthless.

Even after the Jay Vs. A's game when we actually made it on baseball tonight because a pitcher and manager got into a fight, I still don't think they even mentioned the fact that the A's came back from 8 runs down.

It is the Yankees / Red Sox network, period!

"I can't wait for tommorrow, cause I get so much cooler every day" - shirt worn by Swish

by Bigtoe on Aug 24, 2006 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

What I also like about ESPN News...
...is that their score ticker doesn't go away during commercials.  On regular ESPN, I hate having to sit through all the NASCAR standings, and random golf blurbs and 7,251 NCAA scores, then just as the ticker gets to "AL," and does a couple of games...  COMMERCIAL!  Five minutes later, the ticker comes back and may or may not pick up where it left off.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I do Enjoy Outside the Lines
OTL is probably the only mature thing on the network, where someone is not screaming or yelling.

by Khmi on Aug 24, 2006 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

can't agree more,
i don't even go to the espn website anymore and removed it from my "favs". sorry espn but i ain't paying to read what joe morgan has got to say about baseball.
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by bigelephant on Aug 24, 2006 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I totally agree (rant coming)
Even I'm sick of hearing about "All TO, All the time." I think with things like TO, the endless Shaq soundbites (Big Aristotle? Someone kill me now.)... they're trying to make news, not report it. If they just keep provoking Owens a bit more, maybe he'll blow up and they can do a mini-series about the ruination of sport (that the network ironically contributed to).

You forgot to mention the lovefest that is Reggie Bush. I know preseason football is much-maligned in these parts (I'm looking at you, Sal!) but following the Monday Night Football game between the Dallas Cowboys and New Orleans Saints, they spent at least 60% of the analysis on a rookie tailback who ran for a grand total of seven yards. On four carries. Did not touch the end zone. They broke down and analyzed all of Bush's carries, all of his receptions, all of his blocks. I swear to god... Stuart Scott even led into the segment with "Did you see Reggie Bush's run last week against Tennessee?" They even showed his post-game interview.

By the way. Bush's Saints lost the game by 23 points. They analyzed Dallas quarterback Drew Bledsoe's game after the Bush lovefest, but I was too annoyed to listen.

ESPN has actually made Bonds into a martyr. I never thought that would happen. Caminiti = Bonds. Giambis = Bonds. Palmeiro = Bonds. Grimsley = Bonds. I honestly think they would care less if say, Albert Pujols or David Ortiz tested positive. They would be talking about Bonds that entire day. And yet as they're shaking their collective finger at Bonds for his (alleged) steroid use, they are celebrating and tripping over themselves every time the man goes deep. Pick one! Either he's a cheater or a man to be celebrated - not both.

Bill Simmons, as I linked to yesterday, should be writing for the Boston Globe, not a national media outlet. He is willingly ignorant about all things outside of New England. That's what I can't stand. Sure, he can admit that he hasn't been tracking Hatteberg specifically. But to compare the Senior Circuit to a minor league is just stupidity.

What annoys me the most, though, is the ADD nature of the network is breeding these new kinds of journalists. Why do actual reporting when you can just spout your mouth off like Jim Rome or Skip Bayless?

I'll stop there, I could go on and on and on.

Stephen Colbert: "Kids who look up to athletes become athletes themselves."
The Word: Or bitter sports journalists.

by JLaff on Aug 24, 2006 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Well said.
I specifically agree about Bonds Indecision 2006 and about Gene-- I mean Bill-- Simmons' stupidity.  Argh.
Me and your kid probably have the same IQ!! -Swisher to Chavvy

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by rungood on Aug 24, 2006 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It already ate mine
Sucked em off like a hoover.  I guess pre-season footbal really DOES suck.
"the only way Joe Morgan can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy"Michael Lewis

by 510inDenver on Aug 24, 2006 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Bush rant was ridiculous
almost as ridiculous as him winning the Heisman
Goliath, dissatisfied with his size advantage, decided to buy David's sling, which took steroids.

by TexasAsfan on Aug 24, 2006 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet you thought VY should have won the Heisman?
Bush was phoenomenal in College - now getting hyped up on 7 yards in 4 carries is a bit much - but that is the single most exciting athlete I've ever seen on a football field, bar none.

by SD Erik on Aug 24, 2006 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it that exciting
when he tried to lateral backward in the Rose Bowl? But I guess when he ran in for the Game winning TD that was really exciting, oops, that was Vince, and you can't watch that game and tell me anyone is more exciting than him on a football field, it's incredibly the things he does on the field
Goliath, dissatisfied with his size advantage, decided to buy David's sling, which took steroids.

by TexasAsfan on Aug 24, 2006 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they starting MNF
one hour early this year?  The games have been on at 6:00 east cost time so far and that's the way I prefer it.
"A's Brand Baseball: The worst best baseball you've ever seen!" -Chavvy

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 24, 2006 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so
I think with ESPN they will do that, plus Kornheiser goes to bed at like 9 est, they can't keep him up too late
Goliath, dissatisfied with his size advantage, decided to buy David's sling, which took steroids.

by TexasAsfan on Aug 24, 2006 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

preseason football
really, the only thing that is interesting about it is how rookies performed...and Reggie Bush may be the most talented rookie since...uh...fellow USC alum Keyshawn?  Yeah, five years from now when Mario Williams is a Denver Broncos' reclamation project and Bush is pushing LT for title of best RB in the game, boy will the Texans be wishing they had this draft to do over again.
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by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

BSPN sucks
However....please don't knock the Contender. That show is awesome. Mark Burnett is an emotion puppetmaster. I'm guy-crying by the end of every episode. (it was better on NBC though).

I pretty much ended my affair w/ ESPN after Dream Job. I tried out for Season 1, and made it pretty far in the process. I was one round away from being on the show when I got cut. Then, the show came on and I could't believe the people that made it, and it was borderline unwatchable. That really soured it all for me.

I'll try not to swear.

by Tony on Aug 24, 2006 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

I actually loved the Contender when
it was on NBC.  I thought it was one of the best reality shows ever.  But the truth is that they really should be focusing on sports and not their original programming.

I find PTI almost unwatchable because there always seems to be so much yelling.  And if I happen to stumble across Around the Horn, I want to pull my eyes out listening to Woody Paige, Bill "I'm a Dildo" Plaschke and Jay Mariotti (could those eyebrows be more plucked?).

by Tyler Bleszinski on Aug 24, 2006 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, man, the first contender

was totally awesome, definitely one of the best reality shows.  ESPN has turned it into something else.  Something sucky.

I don't see how ATH even stays on the air.  A lot of people hate on Plaschke and Mariotti.  Don't get me wrong, I hate them, but oh... what I would pay to punch Woody Paige in the face.  Right in the middle of an apoplectic hand wiggling tirade, just WHAM!  Ahhh, I get satisfaction just thinking about it.

by Eric in Atlanta on Aug 24, 2006 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think having buffoons
is sort of the point of that show.  Not sure if that's a defense or a criticism.

by mikeA on Aug 24, 2006 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine
who hates sports and loud noises was at my house one day when PTI was on. Clearly traumatized, he grabbed my arm and said, "Why do they keep yelling?"
"The scrubs beat the Yankees!" -- Ronnie Mac

by day-to-day on Aug 24, 2006 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

"EOE"
Was I the only person who liked TILT?  Because I think I was...and I wasn't a fan of Playmakers.  So melodramatic...ok, the locker room is an interesting place, but not every professional football player is gay, beats his wife senseless, or smokes crack.  Maybe a few crack users per 53-man team, and a domestic disturbance here and there, but...there are some guys whose lives wouldn't fit all that well into the Playmakers' mold.
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by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

what's Mike Hall been up to lately?
Is he even on ESPNNews?  He's horrible.  You and I both could've, and should've, made it over him.  I tried out for season 2 in Cleveland...I think Al Jaffe thought I was speaking a foreign language when I cited Barry Bonds' OPS in an argument that he was the NL MVP.  That show frustrated the hell out of me...and NBA Dream Job was even worse.  
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

for the record
season 1, Zach and the dude from Stanford were the only good candidates, with Zach being the only one I'd actually want to watch.  I thought he was good enough to be on the network...team him with Kenny Mayne (RIP) and I'll watch every night.
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by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Those guys were both at the semis w/ me in LA
Zac is a cool guy. We went out partying one night w/ a few of the others and stayed in touch after the show went on the air for a little while. The other guy, Aaron, was solid too.

Jaffe is one of the main reasons why I stopped liking ESPN. One of the producers told me after I'd been cut that a lot of the decision makers had fought for me and Jaffe overruled them and cut me, but she said he couldn't produce  asolid argument why....very frustrating to have something that big come down to something that small.

I'll try not to swear.

by Tony on Aug 25, 2006 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

part of it is their personnel
they hire morons to analyze sports...and they're not even that entertaining. john kruk is the best example. if they let neyer and kurkijan do more baseball analysis, w/ former players like tino or even kruk give a little info on mechanics, etc. (ie the stuff they actually do know something about), it'd be much better. baseball tonight was once a can't-miss show. now, it's one that's pointless to watch.
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by guy incognito on Aug 24, 2006 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Not only that
but they cover literally two pitches of the game in their highlights.  I remember watching one highlight where they start off a recap of a Reds game or something.  The host goes, "It's already 5-0 when blah blah hits a homer..."  OF COURSE IT'S "ALREADY" 5-0 WHEN THE FIRST CLIP OF THE GAME YOU SHOW IS FROM THE SIXTH INNING.

Augh!

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by rolliedigits on Aug 24, 2006 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My problem is
When I watch ESPN, they seem to be so in love with their own voices. They are trying so hard to be "clever" and "hip," they don't give much info on the sports! That is the same with the magazine, which I have browsed through once or twice.

All I want is highlights of the best of all sports that happened that day. If I want special details on a specific sport, I go to another source.... such as, to learn about A's baseball, I come here or even the official site.

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by streetfan on Aug 24, 2006 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

ESPN killed hockey
or at least attempted to kill the NHL.

They say no one cares about the league, but how can it gain new fans if the only sports channel never mentioons it.

Like others ESPN has some redeming features, mainly ESPNEWS and PTI. ESPN.com is not only uninteresting, but often late with breaking news. TSN had all the major NHL moves up half a day before they appeared on ESPN.com.

ESPN also has become like some insanely awful combination of MTV and Fox News. Too many shows are only vaguely related to sports and too many shows feature the talking head format.

ESPN.com is become a maze of locked doors because of the Insider tag.

Deadspin and TSN have replaced ESPN for me. ( not to mention AN)

"We've never been in that position. We wouldn't know how to operate, I mean, do we get him a corsage?"-Beane on Big name free agents

by pbruins92 on Aug 24, 2006 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

NHL now is on OLN or VS. in September
With ESPN's talent and old footage.
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by pachydermOAFC on Aug 24, 2006 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know
I am one of the lucky few to have OLN.

Its avalible through digital cable, but not basic.

Most people have basic.

"We've never been in that position. We wouldn't know how to operate, I mean, do we get him a corsage?"-Beane on Big name free agents

by pbruins92 on Aug 24, 2006 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

here in Buffalo...
we got it on basic just in time for the Sabres' run to game 7 of the conference finals...I liked their coverage.  Not even sure if it's still on air here, or if it was eliminated from the cable package once the NHL playoffs were over...I can get my fix of fishing on ESPN2 at 5 AM if I want it, so no need to watch OLN now.
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by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 4:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

OLN
I liked their coverage too, especially when they picked up the CBC game broadcasts. I also really liked their highlight show. They simply showed the key plays (not just the goals) with the original broadcast narrative. There was no studio guy talking over it, trying to be funny or pump up the drama with hyperbole. Then later, the studio experts would analyze specific plays. You got so much more feel for the actual flow and emotion of the game. It was so refreshing after years of suffering through the dumbed down, lowest-common-denominator approach that ESPN takes.
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by peanut gallery on Aug 25, 2006 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN.com...
...is also bogged down with ads and superfluous graphics.  Even when you do find something interesting that isn't Insider, you have to wait for it, then get one of those ultra-frustrating in-browser pop-ups.
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by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Aug 24, 2006 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

like orbitz.com?
thanks to espn.com, I'd go out of my way to use expedia or travelocity if I ever want online airline tickets or hotel rates or whatever.
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by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 4:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for bringing this up
ESPN attempted to fully kill hockey and it bugged me so bad.  I'm a huge hockey fan and now I cant stand ESPN, even though I used to be a huge fan of it as well.  

The attempt to murder hockey was enough for me to get angry, the talking head format of THIS IS FOOTBALL SEASON, THESE ARE ATHLETES, YOU GOTTA HANG ON TO THE FOOTBALL, BILL COWHER, JEROME BETTIS IS FROM DETROIT,TOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTO was enough for me to tune it out.  it's too bad, but there will be a backlash and some other channel will spring up and make us happy again.

btw, did anyone read "tiger is best athlete ever" on espn.com?  SO sensational, so over the top, so fox news, BLAH i hate it all

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by speedracer on Aug 24, 2006 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah..I would take a Bengal Tiger
Over Bush, Kobe, Shaq, Bonds, and Woods any day of the week.

by Donner on Aug 25, 2006 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto, AMEN!
I think ESPN has fallen victim to the reality television audience -- that formidable band of jackals that have taken over television. As Blez pointed out, Sporscenter basically focuses on fights, the Red Sox, Yankees, T.O., and BALCO. The other scores and highlights of the day are treated as extraneous and are nothing more than chores packaged together in a 30 second clip. Other than the occasional baseball highlight and the sporadic Civil War clip on the History Channel, I don't watch TV anymore. Gone are the days of "snickerable" sitcoms and commendable sports journalism. Welcome to the world of trashy television: BALCO, T.O.,and Bonds on Bonds.  
"It's never 'just a game' if you're winning" - George Carlin

by bluelightrain84 on Aug 24, 2006 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Blez...
ESPN is unwatchable these days.
Between the morons they put on tv and the craving for "headlines" the network is bad.

I'm actually glad that FOX has a highlight show on now and if I need my NBA or NFL coverage I tune into NBA and NFL TV. I wish MLB would do the same.

"I hate the Angels"

by Vegas A's Fan on Aug 24, 2006 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

NFL Network
is there anyone blander than former SportsCenter anchor Rich Eisen?  Between him and clinically depressed companion (ex-Raider tackle) Lincoln Kennedy, there is no entertainment value in their signature show, whatever it's called.  it's not like there's enough NFL news to keep it afloat 365 days a year anyway, but those guys ensure that I stay away, AIC Jar of Flies-style.
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by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 4:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

amen, and ...
... I'd add that ESPN mirrors the spiral into turbid uselessness of all televised "journalism."

Poppy makes a good analogy above by comparing ESPN to MTV (in that neither channel provides the programming that it was originally known for), but I think that the more significant parallel is to CNN or MSNBC, in the way that all cable news has swept aside genuine inquiry and informative discourse in favor of sensationalized, he-said/she-said bullshit.

But, of course, the people I ultimately blame are the majoritarian morons who provide the ratings that keep the crap on the air and the advertisers supporting said crap.

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by monkeyball on Aug 24, 2006 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

A-ha!
I don't get ESPN, and neither does the Institute.  Count me and this place of higher education among the enlightened!
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Aug 24, 2006 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN's not MTV yet...
and it may never be.  A lot of their so-called original programming has bombed...Mohr Sports, anyone?  Beg, Borrow, and Steal?  Yeah, those shows tanked...for every World Series of Poker (which, personally, I'll watch over almost anything else on television), there's a World Series of Darts that's destined for a one-and-done airing.
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by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 4:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN -- You're on Notice!
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"Their team is full of a bunch of shitty nobodies pieced together from the moneyball scrap yard." -- Halos Heaven 7/31/06

by SportySpice @ Athletics Nation on Aug 24, 2006 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

GENIUS!
Stephen Colbert: "Kids who look up to athletes become athletes themselves."
The Word: Or bitter sports journalists.

by JLaff on Aug 24, 2006 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Try it yourself
it's fun. www.shipbrook.com.
"Their team is full of a bunch of shitty nobodies pieced together from the moneyball scrap yard." -- Halos Heaven 7/31/06

by SportySpice @ Athletics Nation on Aug 24, 2006 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mistake
it's http://shipbrook.com.

No www.

"Their team is full of a bunch of shitty nobodies pieced together from the moneyball scrap yard." -- Halos Heaven 7/31/06

by SportySpice @ Athletics Nation on Aug 24, 2006 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

one more time
http://shipbrook.com/onnotice
"Their team is full of a bunch of shitty nobodies pieced together from the moneyball scrap yard." -- Halos Heaven 7/31/06

by SportySpice @ Athletics Nation on Aug 24, 2006 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!
I will definitely play around with that.
Stephen Colbert: "Kids who look up to athletes become athletes themselves."
The Word: Or bitter sports journalists.

by JLaff on Aug 24, 2006 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

ROFLMAO!!!
Marry me!

Oh, wait... damn...

They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you move to Utah?
"the only way Joe Morgan can lose his job is if he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy"Michael Lewis

by 510inDenver on Aug 24, 2006 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No... and not to Canada, either... LOL
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Utah? Really?
Wow, those liberal Mormons
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by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 4:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

genius, but ...
... Will Carroll -- even allowing for his mistakes and hubris -- doesn't belong in such demonic company.
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by monkeyball on Aug 24, 2006 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although I think
Mt. Davis and Simmons would be more on the "Dead to Me" board.
Stephen Colbert: "Kids who look up to athletes become athletes themselves."
The Word: Or bitter sports journalists.

by JLaff on Aug 24, 2006 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we have a winner in the August
comment-off for the Athletics DVD...baseballgirl, this has to be included in the voting!

by Tyler Bleszinski on Aug 24, 2006 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

pfff
I would think that YOU, of all people, would be able to spell "MaEl h8r" correctly...
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random comment
I hate Cindy Brunson and Robert Flores.
"The student is trying to keep up with the teacher," Swisher said. "It ain't easy chasing a dang Hall of Famer, though."

by Jennifer on Aug 24, 2006 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

or is it Kirk Gimenez?
"The student is trying to keep up with the teacher," Swisher said. "It ain't easy chasing a dang Hall of Famer, though."

by Jennifer on Aug 24, 2006 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPNNEWS is watchable
I like that Kim guy.  He just delivers the news, no flash, few "zingers", and I doubt I'm gonna see him in the next Adam Sandler movie.

The channel that I really like is ESPN-CLASSIC!  Now, there is nothing better than seeing re-runs of the 1989 WS......

AH, as for Bill Simmons, he is the classic Boston-boy, (see Marky Mark, Joe from Survivor, Ben Affleck, etc.)  They "bore" the hell out of me.  They are proof that sterotypes exist for a reason.

"hunting for fresh meat"

by Masaryk on Aug 24, 2006 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

ESPN
seems totally racist to me, they have a fascination with "controversial" black atletletes that borders on the sexual.  T.O., Clarett, Artest, Bonds, Ricky Williams, and a thousand others must all have ESPN cameras trained on them 24 hours a day, the network execs praying on their knees that one of them goes AWOL, gets busted for pot, or gets caught shooting up steroids.  I am surprised they don't have camera crews stationed at Reggie White's tomb, waiting for him to issue a  Ouija Board statement defaming one minority or another.

That coupled with the obscene bias for the East Coast teams just makes it laughable to watch, like Fox News but with more touchdowns and home runs.  The only way the Athletics will ever get more than 30 seconds on Sportscenter or BBTN will be if Milton Bradley cracks his bat over his knee, drives it straight through the heart of the plate umpire, and strips naked for a brisk sprint around our ample foul territory.

We joke in our house that if the Atletics were to win the World Series, it would be the #4 story on ESPN, behind what Alex Rodriguez had for breakfast, what movie David Ortiz saw that night, and what Derek Jeter thought of both of those.

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by emperor nobody on Aug 24, 2006 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

well said
though i think bradley would have to call somebody hitler, too, for it to be on sportscenter
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by rolliedigits on Aug 24, 2006 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get most of my ESPN news
from FireJoeMorgan.com

Sorta like watching the Daily show for real news.

"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane

by WhiteElephantGuy on Aug 24, 2006 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that site. I love the article ripping
Collin Cowherd. Man I can't stand that guy.
"I hate the Angels"

by Vegas A's Fan on Aug 24, 2006 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad
The creators of the website are RedSox fans.  It totally shattered my image that all of them are idiots.  Now all of them but 5 are idiots.
"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane

by WhiteElephantGuy on Aug 24, 2006 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do love the fact that ESPN has the
Little League World Series on.  They have completely demonized everything.  I also think Brian Kenny is fantastic.  He's about the only guy on ESPN who could interview Neyer and intelligently discuss OPS and what it means as a metric of a player's offensive performance.

by Tyler Bleszinski on Aug 24, 2006 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Kenny
is my favourtie ESPN guy; great for baseball and boxing.
On Sunday, Minaya ticked off a list of candidates to join the rotation, and for once this season, none of them was Jose Lima.

by rfloh on Aug 24, 2006 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Espn
is not a fav of mine..but they have done a great deal for women's sports. The coverage of softball ,soccer,volleyball etc...has helped women's sports get attention.

by IM4Oakgal on Aug 24, 2006 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Women's whats?
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by McFood on Aug 24, 2006 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

women's sports
and the WNBA, tennis.
On Sunday, Minaya ticked off a list of candidates to join the rotation, and for once this season, none of them was Jose Lima.

by rfloh on Aug 24, 2006 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well said
ESPN used to be the king of sports coverage; now it's just the king of watered-down, opinionated commentary.

The fact that Stephen A. Smith, Jim Rome, Tony Realli, and Michael Wilbon/Tony Kornheizer actually have their own shows is sickening.  Nothing they say is important; I could listen to a few New Yorkers on the subway talk about sports and get the same information and attitude.

by baseb3383 on Aug 24, 2006 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll generally agree
That ESPN has become a waste of time, but I think a lot of you are a bit overzealous in your vitriol for ESPN. Yes, they've done a LOT of wrong things. But they still do a great job of covering the NBA. Sportscenter, despite it's sensationalist journalism, is still a quality program for getting the national, broad view on the world of sports. Like Blez mentioned above, their coverage of the LL World Series is execptional. They do well with poker even though they highly oversaturate it. I guess what I'm saying is that I wouldn't generally watch a lot of their programming, and yes I agree they've been going in the wrong direction for a very long time, but I think it's a bit overboard to call the station "worthless." It's done amazing things for the world of sports, and continues to be the one outlet where sports is the flavor of the day. Without ESPN we'd be watching KRON for the local hilights and then reading whatever we could in the paper in the morning.

People have to understand that ESPN is catering to a national audience. The casual fan. No, they're not gonna put the A's in the limelight. Quite frankly, the A's aren't an interesting story right now. They're playing good baseball, but so are the Tigers and White Sox and Yankees and Mets and you get the picture. Couple that with the fact we do have one of the smaller fan bases and you just can't expect a national program to take much heed of us, especially in August. Perhaps come the middle of September that will change, but right now they do pre-season football because football is America's biggest dollar maker and most popular sport. And the casual idiot loves all this TO,Red Sox-Yankees, Maurice Clarett crap. I suppose what I mean by all that you can go ahead and fault ESPN for all these things, but they're not unreasonable by any measure.

That being said, I love ESPNEWS.

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by walk off bunt on Aug 24, 2006 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I Agree with all of you, but
what are the alternatives?? I turn to ESPN and ESPN 2 to get all of my sports news (praying they show some A's highlights) until there's something better and more informative. I'll switch once there's a viable alternative, until then I think I'm stuck w/the T.O. / Parcells BS.
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by sf drift king on Aug 24, 2006 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FSN
actually has a pretty decent hilight show they have every night at 11 I think now. I know they run through every baseball game and they show a lot of stats and information, while skipping the analysis and insight part that we normally get A LOT of on Sportscenter.
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by walk off bunt on Aug 24, 2006 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FSN
You know, I thought I some something like that when I was at a restaurant last week, but thought it was a part of another cable package or a satellite dish I didn't have... anyway, I'll keep an eye out for it.

thanks!

"I don't know if you know but France made it to the World Cup final. They all tested positive for being assholes" -Lance Armstrong

by sf drift king on Aug 24, 2006 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then there's "Best Damn Sports Show...
...Show Period," pulling it down.  I mean, Rob Dibble's on that show, for Pete's sake! :P
Dorian on Bonds: "Still, I love it when Bonds wins at the game that he plays."

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Aug 24, 2006 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant...
I thought I saw some something like that when...
"I don't know if you know but France made it to the World Cup final. They all tested positive for being assholes" -Lance Armstrong

by sf drift king on Aug 24, 2006 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome Points Made, Blez.
I am 26 and have been an ESPN die hard since the mid 80's when I started to watch sports. However, I have felt the same way as you have over the past year or so. The bottom line is that ESPN has no true competitor in the sports reporting field WHATSOEVER. The nightly Fox National Sports Report got demolished by the Sports Center powerhouse a few years back and nothing has come close to touching, let alone, challenging ESPN's dominance since.
Also, contributing to the fact is that our local nightly news' sports segments are 2-4 minutes lone. KRON, with Radnich, has the longest sports segment, but we all know that he does not know crap about sports (as evidenced by his mispronouncing names all the time).
Luckily, we still have Sunday night extended sports casts like Game Day and the one with RaJ Mathai on KNTV. The Last Honest Sports Show is also a great way to get solid local reports.

by nfadil4 on Aug 24, 2006 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo-Yaa!
ESPN is like the cool side of the pillow, BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK gone!  

Preaching to the choir, but after all that, I still watch it, beats the hell out of Lifetime.

"No, I haven't been drinking or taking Ecstacy... " ~ Poppy

by eamb on Aug 24, 2006 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What you should be doing
is watching ESPNEWS.  That's the channel that still has highlights and stats featured.  They also do interesting interviews with intelligent people like Neyer and Sheehan.  

The rest of ESPN is just an open faucet dripping American brain cells.

by Tyler Bleszinski on Aug 24, 2006 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everytime Stuart Scott says
someone is as cool as the other side of the pillow, I just want to smack him upside the head. Actually, when he says anything I want to do that.

Also annoying is that guy who always does the "athlete is to team as band member is to band" analogy.

Can't they think of something new?

"The scrubs beat the Yankees!" -- Ronnie Mac

by day-to-day on Aug 24, 2006 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm tempted to change the channel
every time that guy busts out the "winner winner chicken parm dinner." Ugh.

I actually don't have a lot of ESPN venting to do. If I don't like something, I usually just change the channel, but my one peeve is the Sportscenter anchors who are all trying to be the next Craig Kilborn. You're not getting a late night talk show. Now shut up and give me the highlights.

Kettlecorn! Swishercorn!

by TurnTwo on Aug 24, 2006 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wrote a cute term paper/diary on this once
in a thread somewhere, but it bears repeating. Sort of the neo-Marxist critique of ESPN... try not to flame me up too toasty, AN comrades.

It's easy to forget what the real purpose behind ESPN is (hint: it ain't there to tell you who won the game): to sell the advertising that promotes the lifestyle built around blind consumption that is killing this planet and choking its people into submission.  To make the advertisers (large corporate entities, far-too-unaccountable to anything but the uber-predatorial profit system) and beyond that Disney-owned ESPN (they also own all of these outlets here in the "Land of the Free": http://www.cjr.org/tools/owners/disney.asp) richer and richer, presumably until the day in the not-too-distant-future when they have everything, claim over every vital resource on Earth, and everyone else has nothing, kind of the logical end-game of post-consumerist, hypercompetitive capitalism when foisted upon a biosphere with finite accessible/implementable resources like the Earth.  Not unlike the Lords and their Vassals enslaving their Serfs in the feudalist economic model, only with more "bling" so the serfs can't see that they are really serfs with only their ability to mortgage/sell their time standing between them and starvation.

The soon-to-be Oakland Athletics of Fremont confound this model and poke a serious hole in its foundation, built as it is upon a near-religious devotion to "more is more" as a guiding mantra/philosophy.  We are spoiled to an extent, in that we watch the team's every game and every move so the bigger picture (how our team fits in the dynamic of MLB and of the sports economy in general) can get sort of lost... suffice to say that all you need to do is think of what all those poor Angels fans say on Halos' Heaven (aka Haters' Hell), that we are a bunch of "nobodies" cobbled together from the "Moneyball scrapheap" and that they are increasingly appalled to the point of enraged apoplexy at our ability to win on a consistent basis without a fraction of the vaunted, all-perfect dollars that they enjoy over there in Moreno Valley.

ESPN covers the Dodgers just fine, the Lakers get obsessed over, so the anti-West Coast bias argument holds limited water.  Our team gets the shaft because our team doesn't have the payroll, the superstars, the palatial stadium, or the sexy city that networks (really Propaganda Ministries) like ESPN need to fulfill their true purpose (and that of nearly all American Mainstream Mass Media), which is to reinforce the exaltation of wealth and power (Yankees/RedSox paradigm) on a constantly-assaultive, all-saturating basis, so that the masses of people out there (their viewers) don't get the message that they are really being fucked over nine-ways-to-Sunday by this wretched, exploitive, meta-destructive system we have that forces them to think/say/do/act/vote against their material interests (and those of their allegedly-precious children) just to survive.  The Moneyball/sabermetrics trip is kind of like Luke Skywalker to their Death Star, and I think they try not to show it on TV or pay it too much attention in the hopes that if an OBP-based analysis falls in the forest and no one hears it, it won't really exist.  The whole idea of OBP as the Holy Grail stat is anathema to what they are trying to promote and sell their ads with, which is that the big sluggos that don't get on base enough aren't shit and are in fact a big illusion... an over-hyped, ineffective superpower whose only real asset seems to be its ability to crush the opposition, just like this formerly-great, overmilitarized country you might have heard of. Our team's success takes a bit of the piss out of their ability to trumpet the Slavery-is-Freedom model so prevalent on American TV screens, and we should be very proud.

Even if the goddamned team is Gap-owned and probably has the blood of thousands of abused sweatshop workers in foreign lands on its hands.

1972...1973...1974...1989...2006

by emperor nobody on Aug 24, 2006 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

cute was a good way to describe it
But it's a rather silly conspiracy theorist view of the 'purpose' of ESPN.  The purpose of ESPN is to make money... we get it, it's not surprising...that's the purpose of every business, it's also the reason that every writer (whether or not he/she is loved on AN) gets up in the morning to write about baseball.  Sure, there's love for the game, but you can easily get it all out with a chat with buddies over lunch.

As for the reason everyone at Halo's Heaven comments on the scrap-heap A's...what do you expect them to think?  The fault for that lies on Michael Lewis, for over-embellishing a mildly unique situation just as he does in all his novels.  Makes a good book, I loved Moneyball (and some of his other stuff), but he really beats the daylights out of it.  The A's got an image of being this sideshow of a baseball team, when in reality, Beane just made a few nice pickups for slightly above replacement-level returns.  The A's win with a fraction of the 'vaunted' dollars because, though free agent salaries on the whole rise, the parity of talent in MLBers remains very very high.

All that said, I am very glad you mention that the anti-West Coast bias doesn't hold water.  Because it doesn't...even Blez's front-page post mentions more athletes from western teams.

by dscel on Aug 24, 2006 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a business, not a public service...
Would you run your business into the ground to do special features on a team that can't even sell out Mini-Mcafee?  I personally think the A's are a good story this year, but they play one of the most boring styles of baseball in the league.  We don't have any superstar power hitters, incredibly exciting leadoff guys, nor do we have a dominant strikeout pitcher.  That's the stuff that is fun to watch in baseball.

Ratings rule the day in the TV world.  Advertisers aren't going to pay top dollar for a :30 spot when they're highlighting a second year player batting .250 with 26 homers in a poor market (in regards to your Swisher reference).  Instead they've been focusing on  young players having better years name Papelbon, Mauer, Liriano, Verlander, Reyes, Wright, etc.

I agree that ESPN has an East Coast bias, but so do most other sports media outlets.  They're located there and by the time our games finish out here, they're wiping the dried drool off their face and dragging their asses to the bedroom, only to get the cold shoulder from their wives for not getting to bed at a decent time and drooling on their new couch.

As far as hockey goes, ESPN didn't kill hockey.  Hockey killed hockey.  The outdoor games garnered better ratings than the NHL before the strike.  

All that being said, I wish the'd feature the A's more often and I wish they cared about Swisher and his outgoing personality.  In the beginning of this year, ESPN was jocking the A's, people were picking them to win the World Series, people were picking Crosby to win the MVP (which was ridiculous by the way for a guy who has had two good months in his three years in the league).  They even put Chavvy in the all-star commercial, hoping as much as the rest of us that he might actually realize all of his talent.  If the two guys who were supposed to step up and be our leaders would have done so, we would've gotten a lot more rotation this year.

Maybe if you guys cry enough about this they'll make an ESPN Oakland channel...then again who would watch it?  The possible ratings points are getting mowed down by drive-by's at a record rate.      

by RunRickeyRun on Aug 24, 2006 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The point is that
it isn't JUST for them to focus on the A's.  There are 28 other baseball teams out there besides the Red Sox and Yankees and I guarantee their collective force dwarfs the fans of those teams.  Sure there are lots of bandwagoners who love to be associated with winners, but for the most part, teams like the White Sox get largely ignored unless Guillen is calling someone a slur or they win the World Series.  The Twins have flown under everyone's radar except those on the Internet.  

Diversify your coverage and you could wind up surprising yourself and your giant corporation that owns you by showing an increase in ratings...there already are NESN and YES networks for those Northeast navel gazers.  We need the worldwide leader to include some coverage outside of the Northeast and Shady Acres Pro Athlete Cooperative (Artest, Bonds, Williams, etc.).

by Tyler Bleszinski on Aug 24, 2006 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you hate ESPN,
but you should watch a little more lately.  Who's getting all the coverage?  The teams in good playoff races, including the Sox and the Twins, the Padres and the Dodgers.  Unfortunately, the AL West race isn't nearly as compelling to the nationwide audience (which is heavily east-coast skewed as is).  I promise that if the A's win a World Series, they'd get as much coverage as the White Sox the following year.  There's no conspiracy against the A's, except that they generally play unexciting baseball.  

There are 28 other teams, and collectively, they MIGHT pass the fan base of NY and Boston.  However, no other single team can come close.  And if they glossed over every team, not a single bit would be interesting to the casual viewer.  The Yanks-Sox rivalry has made baseball big again.  If I even knew where to get data on this, I'm confident the sport has gained a lot popularity since their epic playoff series in 2003.  But regardless of this, they cover winning teams and compelling stories...can't really argue with that.

By the way, I can't stand the MTV-ifying of ESPN either, but I don't really dispute their decisions of coverage on regular sports shows.  

by dscel on Aug 24, 2006 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN goes for big names/stories etc.
I constantly watch ESPN - but not to get info on the A's (my favorite sports team). I am also a huge college football fan - my brother played at USC - and there coverage of them is great, as well as College Gameday (great show). But there is anti-west coast bias, unless you're name is the Lakers, Dodgers or Trojans then you get no love. But the Lakers also happen to be my favorite basketball team. So of my favorite teams (A's, Lakers, 49ers and the Trojans) two of the four are regularly covered - but they also lie in the second biggest media market in the nation - so there coverage is to be expected.

The baseball coverage has consistently gone downhill for years - but there coverage of the NBA, NFL ans college football has gotten better in that same time period.

I kind of like the neglect though - it reminds of Billy the Kid in Young Guns, when he gives his speech about getting the President's attention.

"Every man I kill, and President Hayes is gotta lift an eyebrow. Every Story they write and he starts to look out this way. If I keep this up, then he's gonna have to come out west himself - just to get a look at the injustice that's going on."

That's like the A's - as ESPN is so caught up with the Yankees, BoSox, CHiSox, Tigers etc.

Meanwhile the A's are quietly climbing in the overall standings, and are making themselves a story.

Every game that they win, ESPN has to raise an eyebrow, everytime they sweep the Yankees, or pass the Red Sox in record - then there gonna have to come out themselves to look at what's going on out there - to see it for themselves.

And you know what - I dig this about them. Unlike my other teams when they had the daily soap opera known as the Shaq/Kobe Lakers, or the daily coverage of USC in practice and where Matt Leinart went out to the previous night and with whom... this kind os anonimity is kinda a cool - and when they are on the October stage, then they will have no choice but to pay them there proper dues...

by SD Erik on Aug 24, 2006 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Its not like its suprising
Im pretty sure that ESPN stands for the EASTERN SPORTS NETWORK, oh chours they are going to be biased towards East Coast teams. The Reason alot of people back east dont care about west coast sports, is that most of the time they are sleeping when the games are played. Think about it, a 7pm game in Oakland, Starts at 10pm east coast time, and is usually not over untill 1230 or 1 AM.... What we need is WSPN, or PCSPN. Pacific Coast sports network...
Bring back the Bash! Bring back the Mustache! Go A's in 2006!!!
Death To The Angels!!

by Shippee33 on Aug 24, 2006 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

actually
it stands for nothing, but it used to mean "Entertainment and Sports Programming Network", back in the 80's.

That being said, ESPN tends to be biased towards those teams which have the most fans. The Red Sox, Yankees, Lakers, Patriots and teams like that tend to get the most coverage, because they have the most fans. Yes 90% are bandwagoners, but that's how it happens.

--Nebraska--

ThePastime

by Ryan Armbrust on Aug 24, 2006 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN just catching up with Bravo and others...
Remember when Bravo used to be a station that just showed arty movies and foreign films? It was quite some time ago, so maybe some of you don't remember that. A&E stood for ARTS and entertainment (now it's another hitler channel like the history channel, isn't it), and there was a time when MTV actually showed music videos all day long. The Discovery channel actually showed educational progams (though Myth Busters rocks). Cable channels have just evolved into the  same big batch of sh!tburger mix that seem to all come from the same place (like that old Robin Williams joke about going to McDonalds, and everything came from the same vat, including your change...) And everyone is ordering more...so ESPN is just following suit, contributing to The Great Dumbening.

that all sounds very serious, and it's only because i've been waiting around 6 hours today for directv to show up and do their HDTV upgrade, how pathetic/ironic is that?

by giambizombie on Aug 24, 2006 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

money
all of those networks you mentioned now only care about money & shareholders.  Independent Film Channel was another one of those that isn't really great anymore.

Good luck with the HD service.  The A's NEVER looked so good.

"A's Brand Baseball: The worst best baseball you've ever seen!" -Chavvy

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 24, 2006 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

'dumbening' is a perfectly cromulent word
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 24, 2006 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I don't know...it lacks the proper....
verisimilitude.
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Aug 24, 2006 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do what now?
It was a place where people could go and catch a Hartford Whalers game if they lived in Nebraska or California.

And I'd want to do that why?

--Nebraska--

ThePastime

by Ryan Armbrust on Aug 24, 2006 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been frustrated with ESPN for awhile
and it sucks to admit it, but there just really aren't as many sports fans out here right now compared to back east.  And we all know the media flocks to controversy because that is where the $$ is.  Thats all there is to it:  Going where the $$ is.  Its a business and if they didn't flock to where the money was then another network would and they would bury ESPN. Its a dog eat dog world, thats just the nature of capitalism.

by wordfromthewise on Aug 24, 2006 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Last year, on SportsCenter,
during a game recap, one of the announcers said something like, "The A's have won X-gazillion more games since June 1 than any other team in baseball. Who knew?" To which Linda Cohn responded, "Who cares?"

'Nuff said.

Gaudin's VOJFP, otherwise known as "Value Over Joel F---ing Pineiro" is very high. In fact, every pitcher's VOJFP is very high. Except for Mateo. -- LL

by Checkswing HR on Aug 24, 2006 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually,
Larry Davis said ESPN is day-to-day.
Gaudin's VOJFP, otherwise known as "Value Over Joel F---ing Pineiro" is very high. In fact, every pitcher's VOJFP is very high. Except for Mateo. -- LL

by Checkswing HR on Aug 24, 2006 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

chris bermans hair....
...kinda freaks me out these days.  actually, i think he freaks me out.

although 'eric sleeping with bienemy' was funny in 1988.

well, im off to start drinking agressively.  i hate getting out of work on a's off days on the east coast.

by the stare on Aug 24, 2006 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The A's need to win a playoff series this year...
Because until they do they will remain irrelevant to the rest of the nation - to them they are the little guys that almost could... They are a cute little story - that has there Moneyball and GM - but when it comes to the big stage, they are not one of the big boys... even though they should have won at least two of those earlier series.

But that is the national perspective of them - the Angels won the series, and took down the Yanks last year - so they are perceived as an actual threat - but the A's need to overcome that nice little story stigma, to make the Linda Cohn's and Bill Simmons' of the world to take notice.

by SD Erik on Aug 24, 2006 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Very true
They do need to win a playoff series, not come close.  We "should have" won those series...it was certainly disappointing when we didn't, but the fact remains.  Unless you're A's-obsessed and reading AN everyday, the Athletics do not look like a serious contender.  How can you blame them?  And, I'd be happy if Linda Cohn and Bill Simmons never take notice.  I enjoy that Bill Simmons doesn't like the A's...I can't stand reading his crap.

by dscel on Aug 24, 2006 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't watch ESPN very much...
... usually, when I do, it pisses me off.

With that said, the ESPN Empire does do a few things that don't completely suck:

  1. Soccer coverage - Their coverage of the World Cup was generally good (although Marcello Balboa needs to just stop... seriously). Their Champions League coverage is also good. They could improve what they do during games, but I'm just glad they cover soccer at all. Soccernet (their web presence) is actually pretty good.
  2. Rob Neyer, Keith Law, Tim Kurkjian, Peter Gammons and Buster Olney are varying degrees of great for baseball coverage. Sadly, these guys don't make it on the TV enough.
  3. Bill Simmons. He's taking a lot of heat in this thread, but I find him hilarious. He isn't an analyst, he's just a guy that loves sports, especially sports in Boston. I maintain a strong dislike for most things Boston, but he's one of the few exceptions to my rule.
  4. Some of their NFL coverage on the website is pretty decent.
  5. Some of the page 2 columnists over the years have been great. Ralph Wiley (RIP), DJ Gallo (of sportspickle fame), Paul Lukas (Uni Watch) and Gregg Easterbrook (TMQ) come to mind.
Do all of these things make up for all of the shite ESPN generates? I don't know. But then again, I only pay attention to the things I like. Everything else just doesn't register...

by RickeySteals on Aug 24, 2006 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just going to mention TMQ
By far the most intelectual column on the planet.  A great writer, and he is BACK on espn now.  No longer on football outsiders or nfl.com.  He is back! I was so excited to see ESPN make a good decision for once and bring him back.

Also Simmons is awesome.  He is clearly not as sharp as he was back in the early 00s but he delivers the goods and is up front about his bias.  I don't see how people can hate him so much.  He loves Boston, so what, if you got the opportunity to write whatever you want wouldn't all of you keep writing about the A's?  I think the fact that Simmons can write about Boston sports on espn shows how few good writers there actually are (he is clearly one of them).  I mean his old website was called "The Boston Sports Guy".

It is a shame that sportscenter and BBTN have fallen off so far.  They were so great, and now they suck.  The worst is the 3pm (pacific) sports center right after PTI.  Most days there have been no games so it is just an hour of their tabloid talk and crappy analysis.  

They need a show that is all highlights and box scores with witty comments helping the show along.  What I used to love about sportscenter was that you couldn't tell who won the game till the highlight was over, they would show the three/four plays that turned the game.

by homerozzieandthestraw on Aug 24, 2006 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the grand tradition...
TMQ is great
Football writing for smart folks
Now back on Page 2

by RickeySteals on Aug 24, 2006 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

very nice

by homerozzieandthestraw on Aug 24, 2006 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darren Rovell
covers the business side of sports pretty well in his columns.  Had a great expose on McGwire's "charity" that was linked to on AN a while back...
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 4:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

My Favorite ESPN News Clip
happened during March 2006, when ESPN 2 had to shift over to ESPN News due to technical difficulties. Here is what happened:

http://thatvideosite.com/view/1794.html

(it happens towards the end of the clip)

Keep our A's in Oakland!

by twofootslim on Aug 24, 2006 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

IGNORANCE IS ITS OWN PUNISHMENT
The fact that ESPN chooses to ignore the A's is fine by me-- more the SHOCK for them later when we're kicking the EAST's asses ( or whomever) come playoff time.

(Man am I ecstatic over my man Loiza's 4 hit CG )

by Carlos1118 on Aug 24, 2006 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

espn radio in modesto
it is dead to me.  You turn it on in the morning you get news!  There is no sports talk.  You have to turn on one of the san francisco stations to get sport talk.  We get Rome tape delayed!  Its pathetic you cannot call in because well you are not getting a live broadcast.  Only a few months ago We used to get Rome live and the station up in Sacramento gets Rome live.  I just wish the station would go back to the way it once was, it was so much better.  but atleast they do get to carry the a's games so i should be happy about that.  From what i understand up in Sacramento they cannot even listen to the A's on the radio that must be really awful.  Finally Blez and the rest of the people that run this site you all do a great job keep it up

by greenNgold4life on Aug 24, 2006 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Not all of ESPN is bad,....
.....,but don't give FOX or even MLB.com a free pass. I agree ESPNEWS keep ESPN alive for me and other. So, does ESPN Mobile on my cell phone and ESPN.com just go to the Oakland A'S section. Remember, FOX had a special about the Yankees/Red Sox rivarly plus our Bay Area sports report got axed, and Kevin Kennedy of FOX Saturday Baseball always likes putting the Yankees, Red Sox and Halo homer for FSN West Sports Report. MLB.com always gives the free pass to the Yankees and Red Sox, but at least Bleacher Dave is there to reminder that baseball isn't Northeast sport.  
Macha is a great manager. -Ron Washington

by pachydermOAFC on Aug 24, 2006 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW,
ESPN is airing the A's all-time web gems on Sunday, September 3rd.

by Jennifer on Aug 24, 2006 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

From 10:00:00 to 10:00:26 a.m.
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what play I want to see?
Chavy's throw in Boston a few years ago. I'm not saying that's one of the greatest plays EVER!, I just want to see it again. I thought I had it recorded somewhere... I can't find it. Bitch! :(

by Jennifer on Aug 24, 2006 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

<blink>
Well, then I hope they include it... because I have no idea what you're referring to...  LOL

(My mental game files are really poorly organized...)

They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 2 Choppy gems that stick in my mind
are the one where he slid almost, but not quite, into the dugout to circus-catch a foul pop, and the utterly sick snare of Bill Mueller's smash in the 12th inning of game 1 of the 2003 ALDS, where he grabbed it and crawled to beat Manny to the bag by a whisper.
1972...1973...1974...1989...2006

by emperor nobody on Aug 24, 2006 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That play in the 2003 Playoffs
SICK! That was at, like, one or two o'clock in the morning here.

by Jennifer on Aug 24, 2006 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooooh, yeah!
We were at that game... and the first thing I did when we got home was turn on the TV and look for that play (AND the bunt) in highlights... :-D
They're urban raccoons, and they're not afraid.

by Poppy on Aug 24, 2006 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember the year...
but it was in the same series at T-Long's bullpen catch. 2002?

Chavy basically throws Manny out from the A's dugout.  

by Jennifer on Aug 24, 2006 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see ...
... his catch from ~4 years ago off of Kenny Lofton, when Chavvy was creeping up to guard against the bunt, ending up about 50 feet from home, and Lofton nailed a smokin' line drive that was bound to be a low-screaming double into the gap in left-center -- except that Chavvy somehow leapt and grabbed it.
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 24, 2006 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about...
When Chavvy made that made running slide into the A's dugout a couple years ago? It was similar to the one Lo Duca made that ended up on the Dodger's all time Web gems.
"ET TU, DAMON?" 4/4

by FireballerHARDEN on Aug 24, 2006 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that time - the ball was smashed -
And it looked like it was heading for the bleachers - but then outta nowhere... Chavvy jumped like 50 ft. to snare it before it left the infield.

And Chavvy was like: "That was pretty cool."

But man, was he high...

by SD Erik on Aug 24, 2006 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that he posted on the radar
ant the air traffic controllers had to create numerous alternate flight plans due to a U.F.O.

by SD Erik on Aug 24, 2006 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like his footwork on the play.
"the reason why hitting the ball on the "sweet spot" of the bat feels so good is that the ball is contacting at the bat at a vibrational node." - salb918

by McFood on Aug 24, 2006 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean 'footwear'
Once again, Chavez was not wearing huaraches.
aka Baron Monkey Von Ballheimer -- FormerHuntsvilleStar @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 24, 2006 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Lo Duca's teammates
caught him! Chavy just went flying! That was a great game (minus the BS). I still pull that tape out to watch every so often. Huddy vs. Maddux. Dye's hit off Bong. <snicker>

by Jennifer on Aug 24, 2006 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

TV Just Sucks
Period.
It's It. What is it? aim: encryptthisthat

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 24, 2006 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear ya
And it seems like anything that doesn't suck always gets canceled.
"The scrubs beat the Yankees!" -- Ronnie Mac

by day-to-day on Aug 24, 2006 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Competition
Another network such as Fox Sports should branch out and pick up the market that ESPN left on the table.  You can't blame ESPN for being entrepreneurial but when there is nothing else to watch... I feel you can blame other networks for not trying to compete.

I could give two shits about the Royals and absolutely HATE the Cardinals.  I also would KILL my first born (don't have one) if he/she ever decided to attend Missouri.  Guess what news I constantly receive updates about on FSN???  Yep Royals, Cards & Misery.    

"A's Brand Baseball: The worst best baseball you've ever seen!" -Chavvy

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 24, 2006 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's how to improve ESPN
They need to go back to the days when the world hadn't decided to create a gazillion hours a day of televisable sports for Americans.  If they put the following sports on ESPN, I will find the time to watch:
  1. Australian Rules Football
  2. Rugby, especially international competitions.  When was the last time you got to root for Wales against New Zealand?
  3. Cricket, especially test matches.  Did you know, for instance that there's a huge controversy involving ball-tampering (no, not that kind, good god) by the Pakistani squad?  Very exciting, could affect world politics.
  4. Lawn Bowls.  Because guys actually smoke pipes while playing, and you've gotta respect that.
  5. Miniature golf.  I actually saw this once on ESPN about 10 or 15 years ago.  Send Tom Rinaldi to do a stand-up next to the windmill!
  6.  Buzkashi.  Because I want to see highlights of an ancient form of polo using a goat carcass as a ball whose name translates as "goat grabbing."
I'm sure we can come up with a much more extensive list of programming that we'd prefer to the current crop of talking heads and quips-over-highlights.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 24, 2006 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I will start a new Network
And focus only on West Coast teams.  Actually I probably won't, but if by some chance I have just sparked motivation in one of you, please remember to give me props when its a huge success (casue it could be)

by wordfromthewise on Aug 24, 2006 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

west coast network!!!!
we need a rival for espn on the west coast... f boston and the yankees.. a's giants lakers etc will get more press... anyone agree

by jaacee007 on Aug 24, 2006 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMEN. AMEN. and oh yeah AMEN!
Who heartily agree with Blez's critique of ESPN...

Baseball tonight used to be my favorite show when it was an hour of great analysis and long highlights...

Screw the TriFecta and screw this 40 min... 20 min... BBTN sessions they are horrible...

Kurjikan(sp), Olney, and Ravich should get their own show and Gammons if he should ever return... Screw Kruk, Phillips, Martinez, Stark and the other idiots...

Cosell was absolutely correct about the Jockacracy in sports media...

 

by dhannonpdx on Aug 24, 2006 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

espn.com
I gave up on the website when it was just Bonds and DUKE LACROSSE.

Simmons and Easterbrook are just trying to sell their fan views as if it was general knowledge. By now I understood how great Boston and rushing on 4th-and-4 are.

by Bukanier on Aug 24, 2006 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

More fine reporting from ESPN.com
Streaking Rangers complete four-game sweep of D-Rays
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=260824130

Wonder how long before they fix the headline.

by mrtcereal on Aug 24, 2006 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Where in the name of all that is holy
does this Website (espn.com) get their copy editors? Drunken Diary guy was 587% more accurate in his drunken diary! Not only does the focus on 2 teams and scandals leave out most of the sports world, but everything else gets completely F-ed up in the process because of ESPN's MTV style reporting.
Crazy George hagiographer since 1981

by LAXile on Aug 24, 2006 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

MTVspn
Bring Back "Sports Night" by CSC... At least that fake sports show had more to do with actual sporting news than the current tripe presented by ESPN.
"I see Milton Bradley being the Oaktown player that breaks out this year." breaks out... breaks out of where? jail?

by gdub171 on Aug 25, 2006 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

So True
Man that five game Bosox and Yanks series absolutely killed me, not because the actual games because it did make some things clear in the east, but because ESPN could not shut up about the rivalry. Thank you Blez for your passionate and very true comments.

by asyouwish33 on Aug 24, 2006 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

YES THANK YOU
I DONT EVEN ATTEMPT TO WATCH ESPN

by smasfan on Aug 24, 2006 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Yeah...
And why does Baseball Tonight hate the A's? Nothing is every said about their great play. I HATE IT!

by asyouwish33 on Aug 24, 2006 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Great diary, Blez
wow, a busy week+ and still trying to catch up on here.  Blez, thank you for making it clear how shitty ESPN is.  I don't watch them at all, unless the A's have a great win, hoping they will at least acknowledge the fact that this is not the same kind of team that the '00-'03 ones were.  I don't mena that totally negatively, but these guys can SLIDE in to home; they score first and protest later; I won't even get into the topic about the fun & love in the dugout. ;-)
   Just watching the Angel/Sox and Giant/Cinci games right now on gameday and TV respectively.  
Go "Red-named" teams!

by wolffpackdavid on Aug 24, 2006 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

SOX WIN!
Not that I like them, but they help us out!

by wolffpackdavid on Aug 24, 2006 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Boston 2,
Los Angeles Angels of Los Alcarrizos 1. final.

5.5 up.

LET'S GO OAKLAND!!!

48-25 since May 31st (Kendall's HR day).

by haroldMD on Aug 24, 2006 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

PTI is pretty good
other than that, I have to agree--ESPN is CRAP
"WTF is wrong with you people TASTELESS COMMENTS. I'm disgusted. Mocking a 10 year old's horrible painful death." --eshock

by rubin sierra on Aug 24, 2006 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know
if on BBTN they have done a segment on the A's and they're top 3 web gems of all time?

please tell me =]

by flipper33 on Aug 24, 2006 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

oakland?
ESPN refuses to recognize the A's
Green eyes come from yellow flecks of fatty pigment on a dark background. Some men think a green-eyed woman is exotic. The truth is she's got fat eyes.

by Furious George on Aug 24, 2006 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday, Sept. 3.
The schedule is on the ESPN.com baseball page.
A's, baby!

by Coach Cleats on Aug 24, 2006 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jared Weaver
In the loss column for the first time.

Feels like he holds the record for most losses by a rookie...

It's It. What is it? aim: encryptthisthat

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 24, 2006 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

YEY, REDS!
Thank you, Boston and Cinci, for helping make this quiet day of no A's baseball awesome!
Did the Yanks lose too, to my memory?

by wolffpackdavid on Aug 24, 2006 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much
4-2

Putz them down 1-2-3.

It's It. What is it? aim: encryptthisthat

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 24, 2006 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree 100%
I used to religiously watch BBTN, I never watch it anymore, its the same old crap everyday.

yanks-red sox blah blah blah

Frank Thomas is big.

by robber23 on Aug 24, 2006 11:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Why ESPN is dead to all of us
The Internet has spoiled us...sure, the network's evolved (devolved?) over time, but the overriding factor for why ESPN no longer is must-see TV for even the diehard sports fan is because of sites like this...eventually all the major networks will experience such a loss of significance.  Now is not the time to invest in Viacom.
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 2:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Lakers
THAT will always be the most tired story to me...and that's a West Coast team...the Shaq-Kobe-Zen Master soap opera was so overdone...well, I still can't picture a future Christmas without a Lakers-Heat ABC matchup.
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 3:08 AM PDT reply actions  

TO
way too much coverage of his drama, but it may all have been worth it just for the privilege of seeing Drew Rosenhaus' "next question" press conference in TO's driveway last year
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 3:40 AM PDT reply actions  

and how is it...
that after all the ESPN coverage of TO, and with Michael Irvin attending his birthday party in a presumably non-professional role, that I have to read an AOL column to tell me that TO co-owns a rap recording studio in Atlanta?  At least there's something TO-related that hasn't made ESPN headlines...yet.

Something tells me that Randy Moss might cut into some of ESPN's allotted NFL wide receiver negative press time this year...week 5 fistfight with Aaron Brooks?  

I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

props to ESPN for...
not abandoning the MLS.  Horrendous ratings, but they still air it every Saturday in the summer...I don't know what the contract with the league looks like, but it can't be very lucrative.
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 4:30 AM PDT reply actions  

also
airing every World Cup game was obviously appreciated, and gives them some leeway with me.  Also appreciated is the gradual phasing out of Quite Frankly, even if it never should have aired in the first place.  Stephen A, you're no longer invited to your own house (joke that will only be gotten by people who have actually seen at least one episode, as few as that may be...I caught a couple of the early ones, when he had decent interviews with guys like AI and Sheff...)
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 4:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

man I guess my life really does revolve aroundESPN
...I've posted like 20 times in this thread, and I feel like I have a lot more to say.  Taking my posts as a whole, I guess I'm somewhat ambivalent about the ESPN family...it's fair to say that I don't watch ESPN as much as I used to, or visit espn.com at all anymore really, but I respect some of their innovations while not really compromising their coverage of sport.  I mean, to listen to some of you guys, you'd think that, say, women's tennis would've been completely eliminated in favor of some ridiculous reality programming by now...nope, I can still find almost any sport on ESPN.  ESPN would be wise to keep it that way, as sports is indeed the ultimate reality television, as one of the better current anchors (Scott Van Pelt) has been known to say.
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 4:43 AM PDT reply actions  

The best TV show is on the Radio
The best part of ESPN today is Mike & Mike in the morning.

They are truly a national talk show.

They go through the various divisions.  They talk about all the teams and all the games.  They get the national commentators like Olney to talk about non-Yankees/Sox issues.  They ask questions about every team.

As an east coast fan of west coast teams (moved out here for my job), it is the only place where I get good news about the A's, 9ers, Cal, Sharks, etc. that is not on the web.

Thank god for AN, sfgate, the SJ Merc and Sac Bee on-line for letting me stay an informed fan even while a ways away.

by NovA'sFan on Aug 25, 2006 6:07 AM PDT reply actions  

here's criticism on the most basic level
I don't like either of their voices.  "Greenie" should have been banned by ESPN when greenies were banned by MLB...his whine is quite irritating, while Golic sounds like he has something caught in his throat.  That said, I can't comment on the content of the show, because, well, I don't watch/listen to it hardly at all.  One of those flip through the channels/stop and watch for a few minutes/move on at commercial break or onset of boredom type deals.
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

simply put
Greenberg=3rd rate Dan Patrick (can you imagine Greenie confronting Keyshawn in an interview after Keyshawn was de-activated by Gruden and the Bucs?  That turned into a shouting match, practically...great stuff, credit to Dan for not buying Key's bullshit...I think it had to do with not wanting to play for Parcells, which of course he did.)
Golic=smarter John Madden...for a lot of people, that's fine, not for me though
I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Aug 25, 2006 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

They finally stole Josh Smith away from SI
He's a much better writer/host than anything they toss on normal ESPN broadcasts... and he is from the West Coast. (Even with his infatuation with the Dodgers... he's still spreads the wealth)
"I see Milton Bradley being the Oaktown player that breaks out this year." breaks out... breaks out of where? jail?

by gdub171 on Aug 25, 2006 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

A thought on ESPNs lack of diversification
Blez, if ESPN were how you, and others, really wanted it to be, I think that your web site wouldn't be as appealing as it is now.  That's not a knock on the web site, and please don't take it as one because that's not how I mean for it to sound, but I believe it's the lack of 'traditional' coverage of our Athletics that has led many talented people that belong to this community to have found this site in the first place.
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by LowcountryJoe on Aug 25, 2006 6:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I was complaining...
to my father (a former ESPN and Disney exec) about the lack of A's coverage on Baseball Tonight, and while he simpathized, he made it clear that most sports fans aren't as discriminating as us here on AN.
ESPN (and all of television) caters to the lowest-common-denominator because that is what sells.

Let's put it this way: off ALL MLB merchandise sold, over 65% is Yankees and Red Sox. Therefore, giving the East Coast 65% of the coverage is giving the people what they want.

Unfortunately, the people, for the most part, are idiots.

Live forever or die trying.

by oaklandpete on Aug 25, 2006 9:23 AM PDT reply actions  

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