a series of biographies MLB 22. Barry Zito

by DemianBlue on Aug 15, 2006 10:30 AM PDT

I'm A's fan in South Korea.

this is new version drown  by same cartoonist that is posted up AN last year. (20060814)

URL:  http://imgnews.naver.com/image/223/2006/08/15/1155615149.jpg

a series of biographies  MLB 22. Barry Zito

#1. many kind of human being, someone has passion of baseball , or not

Vlady: baseball! baseball!!
Zito: "oh, beast"   - "enjoy a culture"

(Vlady is called "beast" in Korea)

#2.  master of Curveball. handsome boy and lefty Zito.

Dmitri Young: "baseball isn't on your face"
Zito : "so what?"

(Dmitri is famous character in his cartoon. the cartoonist is Twins fan , but he has many knowledge about baseball.)

#3. He has Curveball of big orbit called  "awesome captain hook" & dominate AL  in age 24.

the ball : "throw! throw! destroy them"
Zito: "relax, relax"

#4. He is steady,(but someone disappoint him) , he has many hobby.

Zito : when I saw her in "Commando", I  want to carry her on my shoulder.
Pavano : what?
Alyssa Milano. : Why!

#5. He composed the music, a guitarlist of zam with famous musician

Zito : so fucking what !!!
Blanton : why he is?
Haren : he allowed 7 ER today.

#6. He is a passionate surfer

GM Beane : hmm. we should sell him.
Zito : Zito's fastball increase the speed.
Kendall : master of surfing.

(Bean is homophone with Beane in Korean ^^;)

#7. He intrested in the entertainment world & the Orient culture (yoga, incense)

Kendall: is this yoga?
Zito : no, this is fallen

#8. He is stylist, control about hair, fashion

Dmitri : how about me? cute?
(awake from sleep) Zito
a hurrah fan

(It means Zito is always gorgeous.)

#9. think about him,  occur to a person(the top seat in school & high talents)

Zito : haha (he folding arms with her)
Salrloos: he has fun, but he is ace.

#10. He has a half of envy & a half of respect.

Lima : he has fun, so he go to ruin.
Mets player: care you.

#11. but, he is workhorse.

Zito: "it's work time. give you." (she is Alyssa Milano.)
Penny : "oh!"

#12. Also, he improvemen himself.  for example, change simple pitching pattern

Zito : take 2 seam, slurve

#13.  some case is failed with an effort, but no case is success without an effort.

Zito : have fun in front of them, effort behind them.

#14. Zito's world isn't  full of baseball, he is effort man.

Ichiro Suzuki : waterfall Curveball?!!

sorry, I'm not good at English. ^^;;

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Thank you for translating!

"I almost landed in some lady's lap, which was kinda fun.'' -- Swish

by Sharon on Aug 15, 2006 10:34 AM PDT reply actions

Thanks

I've seen these comics and always wondered what they said. Thanks for breaking this one down! I love the Kendall/Zito one.

Stephen Colbert: "Kids who look up to athletes become athletes themselves."
The Word: Or bitter sports journalists.

by JLaff on Aug 15, 2006 10:37 AM PDT reply actions

Your English is great!

MUCH better than my Korean... ;)

I love #7: "Is this yoga?" "No, this is fallen."

Food burns just as surely at 5 mph as it does at 65 mph.

by Poppy on Aug 15, 2006 10:43 AM PDT reply actions

Thank You.

I wonder your Korean.

Good luck.

but, I'm not good at English.

by DemianBlue on Aug 16, 2006 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions

hilarious

"it's work time. give you." (she is Alyssa Milano.)

"the poop stain on the collective AN pantalones." -ohad

by ArakSOT on Aug 15, 2006 11:15 AM PDT reply actions

KoreAN marketing

They turn out in huge numbers to support their players in LA. If we're popular there, maybe we should acquire that guy who hit bombs in the WBC. We could use the media attention, tourists and extra fans at the games. Gotta keep Zito. He brings Oriental culture to MLB.

"If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem." -George Carlin

by eshock on Aug 15, 2006 11:42 AM PDT reply actions

that guy who hit bombs in the WBC?

He is Lee Seung Yeop. He is 4th hitter in Japan' Yomiuri Giants. Giants offered him $100M last week. He'll make a decsion offseason that if he goes MLB or remain Giants. (this Giants isn't SF Giants.)

by DemianBlue on Aug 16, 2006 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions

that guy who hit bombs in the WBC?

He is Lee Seung Yeop.

He is 4th hitter in Japan' Yomiuri Giants.

Giants offered him $100M last week.

He'll make a decsion offseason that if he goes MLB or remain Giants.

(this Giants isn't SF Giants.)

by DemianBlue on Aug 16, 2006 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions

Thank you

Kamsa Hamnida!

(Mekju juseyo?) =)

"I almost threw up in my mouth when I heard this this weekend...I literally almost threw up in my mouth"Eric Chavez

by 510inDenver on Aug 15, 2006 12:06 PM PDT reply actions

right!!

Thank you. = Kamsa Hamnida! right!! (How do you know Korean?) (Mekju juseyo?) =) ? Here it is. Mekju is "a beer". Juseyo is "give". change it. Do you drink a beer? => Mekju masilayo? Give me a beer. => Mekju juseyo. I love Coors. But, it's expensive. :)

by DemianBlue on Aug 16, 2006 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions

right!!

right!!
Thank you. = Kamsa Hamnida! right!!

(How do you know Korean?)

(Mekju juseyo?) =) ?

Here it is.

Mekju is "a beer".
Juseyo is "give".

change it.

Do you drink a beer? => Mekju masilayo?
Give me a beer. => Mekju juseyo.

I love Coors. But, it's expensive in Korea. :)

by DemianBlue on Aug 16, 2006 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions

Because....

I lived in Korea for a year. 9 months in Tong Duchon and 3 months in Munsan-Ni

;)

Chamaneyo

"I almost threw up in my mouth when I heard this this weekend...I literally almost threw up in my mouth"Eric Chavez

by 510inDenver on Aug 16, 2006 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Most excellent! Thank you!

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by McFood on Aug 15, 2006 12:24 PM PDT reply actions

This is tremendous;

Thanks for sharing.

Me and your kid probably have the same IQ!! -Swisher to Chavvy

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by rungood on Aug 15, 2006 12:59 PM PDT reply actions

That was so cool .

Globalness ya gotta love it.

by IM4Oakgal on Aug 15, 2006 2:35 PM PDT reply actions

Sarang hae yo!

by arch on Aug 15, 2006 3:58 PM PDT reply actions

Me, too.

Sarang hae yo! = I love U. ;) but, I'm a man. ;;;

by DemianBlue on Aug 16, 2006 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions

Thank you

very much

"+6 is our runs margin after 118 games"

by A s Eh on Aug 15, 2006 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

hahaha

those are great!

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by drmmerchk on Aug 15, 2006 8:59 PM PDT reply actions

Ahnyong!

That was hilarious!

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by OaktownRajah on Aug 15, 2006 11:36 PM PDT reply actions

Ahnyoug!!

Oh, You speak Korean! Ahnyoug!! = Hi!! :)

by DemianBlue on Aug 16, 2006 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions

Thank You. everybody.

I told the cartoonist that I posted up on AN.

His name is Choi Hoon.
He is famous for these cartoon.
He likes baseball very much.
He has many knowledge about baseball.
His favorite team is Twins.
(In MLB, Minesota & In Korea, LG Twins.)

He wonder about AN's reply.

of course, I love A's.
(In korea, my favorite team is Doosan Bears.
In Japan, Yakurut Swallows.)

I leave for Thailand 2 weeks later.
I stay there for 3 years.
not a vacation , on a work.

I miss the baseball. (A's, Bears...)
(There is soccer, badminton, not baseball ;;;)

I'll go to Coliseum someday.
My dream is watch A's game with you. ;)

by DemianBlue on Aug 16, 2006 12:49 AM PDT reply actions