DrunkAthletes.com - Swish, Street and Blanton ... and ladies

by RyanFromBonas on Aug 11, 2006 7:38 PM PDT

Don't know if this is old news (apologies if so), but I don't think it is, as my friends check this site pretty often. The site is DrunkAthletes.com, which includes funny pictures of everyone from Nash to Leinhart to Dirk to some pretty funny shots of Jimmy Johnson's most recent cookout. It was only a matter of time until our boys made such a site, and if you haven't taken a look, I think they'll make you proud.

Nobody's stumbling over drunk, so don't overreact. Compared to other, more high-profile athletes on this site, they're choir boys. Just having a good time over a few barley sodas, allowing 7's-9.25's to throw themselves all over them.

One question: What on earth is up with Tongue Girl? Is she on X? Either she has a twin or she actually acted like this on more than one occasion. Holy Grouipe, Batman. See for yourself:

http://drunkathletes.synergyofsports.com/2006/08/10/its-the-oakland-as.aspx

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those are the pictures from On the DL, I think.

"The hard... is what makes it great."

by Jjjsixsix on Aug 11, 2006 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

Wait, that isn't me in those pictures........

"I refuse to be molded into some stereotypical ballplayer that has no interests, really, no life, no depth, no intelligence." Barry Zito

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 11, 2006 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

hey

apparently Kennedy was having none of that girl with the tongue.

http://static.flickr.com/71/175996460_6c92a27274_o.jpg

by thefosseposse on Aug 11, 2006 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

I have never laughed so hard

That is funny....so so funny.....Oh lord....my pants.........are wet......take that bitch!!! See, getting your tounge that close to my men will get ya......(insert evil laugh here)

"I refuse to be molded into some stereotypical ballplayer that has no interests, really, no life, no depth, no intelligence." Barry Zito

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 11, 2006 9:01 PM PDT reply actions

Also........

Since I have no life, I've been looking at all the pics, and it's kinda scary that all these chicks look just alike. Tan, highlights or totally blonde, all wearing the same tank top....Makes things look dire for ya know, normal looking, non slutty, no cookie cutter chicks like me.....okay...I"m done

"I refuse to be molded into some stereotypical ballplayer that has no interests, really, no life, no depth, no intelligence." Barry Zito

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 11, 2006 9:45 PM PDT reply actions

what's particularly sad about it

is that while these baseball players go after chicks based solely on looks, women are interested in the baseball players based on their SAT scores.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 12, 2006 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions

That was so well said

And it just adds to the depression.......

"I refuse to be molded into some stereotypical ballplayer that has no interests, really, no life, no depth, no intelligence." Barry Zito

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 12, 2006 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Only in some Bizarro world can I attract

mad fly hunnies with my SAT world. Unfortunately, I don't have the superpower to flip the world I exist in with the one in my head.

Current World
'Hey baby, my score is a 1430 ... Hey where are you going?'

Bizarro World
'Hey baby, my score is a 1430 ... What? That was 10 years ago? I'm past my prime? Where are you going?'

by Rickeyfan on Aug 13, 2006 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions

HA!!

Kennedy's is the best!!!

by thefatman on Aug 11, 2006 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

I also like his clothes

the others are all dressed to impress and he looks like he's ready to go into the garage and jam for a couple hours. very cool

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin, Seattle Mariners

by Helloooo 1st on Aug 11, 2006 10:03 PM PDT reply actions

The camera phone

dilemma is interesting, without knowing if those pics were from a regular camera or not. On one hand they have helped solved crimes and on the other there could be some perv sitting on BART pretending he's on the phone while snapping pics of unsuspecting girls. They really aren't much different from Polaroids except for the emailing/downloading aspect. Plus you don't have to lug a bulky camera around and still be able to take pics at your heart's desire as long as you don't mind the lesser quality.

Swisher, Street and Blanton seem to have the right attitude about it. I think it was Kyle Orton who shrugged off some pics of him wasted by saying 'so what, I'm young, single and like to have a good time...it isn't effecting my job.' As for married guys, I'm sure their wives love to see that crap pop up on gawker type websites.

Now back to your regularly scheduled diary, where the hell was Loaiza that night?

by southofcruiseamerica on Aug 11, 2006 10:26 PM PDT reply actions

There are Nekkid Women...

on BART?

I'm not a big wine guy... Where do you grow the BEER?

by str8tarrow on Aug 12, 2006 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions

In Japan

the problem of people taking pics of girls on the train (usually naughty pictures, like up her skirt) has gotten bad enough that the phone companies have to make the camera make a very loud noise when taking a picture.

When the lights...go down...in the city...

by senork on Aug 13, 2006 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions

JFK!!!

After the Street-Swisher-Blanton pics, seeing Kennedy's reaction to that broad is hard evidence to the fact that there is justice in this world. Long live Joe Kennedy, his lack of time for drunk coeds with wild tongues and, most of all, his wardrobe. Priceless.

Go A's!

by RyanFromBonas on Aug 11, 2006 10:30 PM PDT reply actions

AMEN!!! Kennedy for President

"I refuse to be molded into some stereotypical ballplayer that has no interests, really, no life, no depth, no intelligence." Barry Zito

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 11, 2006 10:50 PM PDT reply actions

Kennedy is my new hero

But what scares me is that they've partied with licky face girl on more than one occasion. Yuck.

"There's not a moment of peace and quiet in this damn clubhouse." ~~ Nick Swisher

by luvsthecurveball on Aug 11, 2006 11:01 PM PDT reply actions

Well maybe they're victims of circumstance

She seems a little off her rocker, she probably stalks them and they take pics of her so she doesn't go all "Fatal Attraction" On their asses

"I refuse to be molded into some stereotypical ballplayer that has no interests, really, no life, no depth, no intelligence." Barry Zito

by athleticsgirl24 on Aug 11, 2006 11:17 PM PDT reply actions

God Bless Joe Kennedy ...

the big "Denied!"

Self-appointed VP, BBG Groupies, NorCal Chapter

by angus hanger on Aug 11, 2006 11:26 PM PDT reply actions

kennedy?

what is his game plan? i bet that aryan monster gets more tail than anyone.

by azagtooth on Aug 12, 2006 1:54 AM PDT reply actions

I once....

saw this website (can't find it now) where this guy would take pics with random girls from everywhere he went and would flash "the shocker" in all of them. He evenutally started a blog about it and would post his pics. Maybe this girl is starting up her own licky licky blog?

by Mabster on Aug 12, 2006 2:02 AM PDT reply actions

What the hell??

I thought ball players got hot chics?

I'm not a big wine guy... Where do you grow the BEER?

by str8tarrow on Aug 12, 2006 8:40 AM PDT reply actions

Either you just made a poor attempt at a joke

or you didn't see the item seated next to our closer, Huston Street All are easily above average, but, to put it in perspective, the female next to Street is hotter than Rick Vaughn's agent-babe in "Major League."

by RyanFromBonas on Aug 12, 2006 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions