My Angels Poem

by Dan_Honolulu on Jul 7, 2006 6:17 PM PDT

For no real reason... except that I wrote this last season and forgot about it until I was cleaning out computer files today...

I do not like the Angels, no.
I do not like that Guer-er-o.
I did not like them in the past
I like it when they finish last.

I do not like their manager
The one named Mikey See-yo-sher
I do not like that whiny jerk
I cannot stand his JV quirks.

I do not like that stadium
It stinks of cash and tedium
I do not like those plastic fans
I do not like that Disneyland.

I do not like the stucco rocks
I think the fountain is a crock
And then that plywood right next door
Painted green, what's it for?

I do not like the thundersticks
I do not like those bleacher hicks
I do not like their dumb facade
I think Molina is a sod.

I do not like their plastic park
And SoCal beachballs, what a lark
That park is so far from the beach
Their SoCal myth is quite a reach.

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beautiful

haha nice man

by greekpride08 @ Athletics Nation on Jul 7, 2006 6:26 PM PDT reply actions

Nice Prose

Forgot the Rally Monkey.

This year's Peja-Artest, Willis for Zito! aim: encryptthisthat

by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 7, 2006 6:41 PM PDT reply actions

yo got it.

the great playoff miss of 2004 followed by the good try of 2005...in 2006?...prove it.

by ak_A on Jul 7, 2006 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

hahahaha

awsome

Billy Beane is the only man I can TRULY count on!

by KotsaysGirl21 on Jul 7, 2006 10:52 PM PDT reply actions

hey Dan...

you mean you sent me off to make lemon chicken while you were posting poems???

The poem was cute though!

by IM4Oakgal on Jul 7, 2006 11:29 PM PDT reply actions

I do not like them on the road

I do not like their wack abode
I do not like them here at home
I would not like them up in Nome
I do not like them in the rain
Mere thoughts of Figgins hurt my brain
I would not cheer them in October
I would not cheer them drunk or sober
Should Western Div they win, goddamn
I'll loathe them still more, Sam-I-am

"I don't want to 'Wear It.' It doesn't match my shoes." --Jennifer

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Jul 7, 2006 11:52 PM PDT reply actions