For no real reason... except that I wrote this last season and forgot about it until I was cleaning out computer files today...

I do not like the Angels, no.
I do not like that Guer-er-o.
I did not like them in the past
I like it when they finish last.

I do not like their manager
The one named Mikey See-yo-sher
I do not like that whiny jerk
I cannot stand his JV quirks.

I do not like that stadium
It stinks of cash and tedium
I do not like those plastic fans
I do not like that Disneyland.

I do not like the stucco rocks
I think the fountain is a crock
And then that plywood right next door
Painted green, what's it for?

I do not like the thundersticks
I do not like those bleacher hicks
I do not like their dumb facade
I think Molina is a sod.

I do not like their plastic park
And SoCal beachballs, what a lark
That park is so far from the beach
Their SoCal myth is quite a reach.