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Diamondbacks series? =] + Open thread.

Hello AN =]

I was just wondering... Who here will be going to the D'Backs series? I'll be there tomorrow for my BIRTHDAY =]. I had a dream that Z gave me a kiss on the cheek for my birthday, so we'll see if it comes true. I haven't been on AN for a long time, so if you're going, I'd love to say hello.

Now for the open thread =]
I'll start with my Huston Ninja dream. I had a dream the other night that Huston was the Ninja Master. He came to my house, where I was having a party, and kidnapped my friend Benjamin. Everyone was freaking out, so we went out and looked for him. While I was walking in downtown Livermore looking for Benjamin, I kept seeing Ninja Huston. He would make himself visible, but I'd go look over where he was and he dissapeared, only to reappear in a totally different place. I decided to go home because looking for Benjamin was leading me nowhere. When I got home, I looked on myspace and there was a bulletin that said, "BENJY HAS DIED!!" I opened it and inside, it said, "Benjy was kidnapped and slain by three gangsta ninjas tonight at 11:27 PM. He didn't go down without a fight. He tried to pull some E-40 moves by shaking his dreads etc. but it didn't seem to work. Please donate to the Benjy Fund to prevent this from happening to someone else!" I turned off the computer and went to bed. The next day, I went to school and the first person I saw was Huston Street, wearing a red and gold "Benjy Fund" shirt. I was like, "Huston, why are you wearing that?" He said, "Because. He put up a hell of a fight against the gangsta ninjas!" He kept walking and I went to class. I was really sad because it hit me that Benjamin had died. I started crying and looked to the back of the class, fully expecting to see an empty seat where he used to sit. To my surprise, Benjamin was sitting in his seat. No one was acting like it was out of the ordinary, so I stood up and went to touch him. He looked up at me with a "WTF" look on his face. I started jumping up and down and hugged him, screaming "You're not dead! You're not dead! But... wait... why the hell are you wearing a Benjy Fund shirt???" He looked down at the shirt and was like, "Oh this? Huston gave it to me." All of a sudden, Huston and three gangsta ninjas broke through the window. Huston was dressed up like the Ninja Master and said, "Hahahahah I TRICKED YOU, you freaky stalker!! That's what you get for scaring me everytime you see me!! Nyeah Nyeah Nyeah Nyeah!" He stuck out his tongue at me and I was like, "You scared me!" He said, "Good. Now, I have to go." He took his clothes off, but alas, underneath his ninja clothes, he was wearing his baseball uniform. He turned around three times stuck his hands up in the air, and jumped. Apparently, he didn't get the desired effect, so he stood up straight and walked out the door. We turned on the TV and Huston proceeded to strike out the side.

All in all, a very weird dream. =]

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