6/21 DLD: Sleeping it off
Since everyone is still sleeping it off after a wild night of drunkenness (induced by the vapors streaming from Loaiza, no doubt), I'll do the dirty with the DLD.
USA Today failed to have a colorful graph documenting a lame Macha joke and the fact that Colorado isn't afraid of Zito's balls. Actually, if they had a graph, this article would be salvageable. It's not worth reading. Move on.
Andrew Bailey can't wait to start his baseball career.
Brown is getting motion sickness from too much travelling.
And the M's are glad that they have found some teams who will bend and obey!
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About Zito's balls...
"They break from the head to the ankles and we'll see it on Wednesday," Colorado manager Clint Hurdle said.
That's the thing, though... at that altitude, will they break right?
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 9:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
<hides>
by Sharon on Jun 21, 2006 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As if butt threads weren't bad enough...
-Catfish Hunter
by kaweahkaweah on Jun 21, 2006 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GEEEEEEZ, people!
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard a quote (somewhere)
by Squeaky on Jun 21, 2006 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then...
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it's time for Zito to test out his...
by Ozzz on Jun 21, 2006 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"They break from the head to the ankles"
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anhorexic gymnasts.
by Ozzz on Jun 21, 2006 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!
It's an old link. Seriously, don't bother. I only wanted to show you the picture.
by Sharon on Jun 21, 2006 9:46 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
{sobs with joy}
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, no, no
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pfffff
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except for Loaiza and Sauerbeck ...
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
first USA today
this is an unusual dump.
by xbhaskarx on Jun 21, 2006 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
does a monkey dump in the woodland?
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps.
by tankerraid on Jun 21, 2006 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that there are two orders in this DLD
by TurnTwo on Jun 21, 2006 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swish
A. I'm a fun-loving guy. I have a blast in everything I do.
by Sharon on Jun 21, 2006 9:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I read this in the paper this morning
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 21, 2006 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like this question:
by day-to-day on Jun 21, 2006 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, Swisheroo...
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Jun 21, 2006 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's official
And the pitcher formerly known to me as Esteban Loaiza talks about his jail time:
Uh... wait...
{re-reads article}
Okay, sorry... he was talking about the baseballs from the humidor at Coors Field...
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 10:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So the A's are just testicle-obsessed zombies now.
by tankerraid on Jun 21, 2006 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG!
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 21, 2006 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AWFUL. But way too funny.
by Jjjsixsix on Jun 21, 2006 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"... I think we're just dead."
by AsGirl on Jun 21, 2006 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His Subtle way of shouting out to us?
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 21, 2006 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you say that?
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Jun 21, 2006 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
re: humidor
of course, i don't know how they handle it. maybe they are already doing that and the balls are affected in just a day or two at that atmosphere.
by Eric in Atlanta on Jun 21, 2006 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's official
-Catfish Hunter
by kaweahkaweah on Jun 21, 2006 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
{juggles}
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<monkeyball obsesses over Poppy's juggles>
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought monkeys preferred JUNGLES
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
juggles IN the jungles
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
singing jingles, eating Pringles
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fingaling their dingalings
by tankerraid on Jun 21, 2006 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to love the Minor Leagues
My favorite:
Trustmark Park Stadium Replica Giveaway
Saturday, June 24 vs. Birmingham Barons
The Braves are currently in their second season at Trustmark Park, a beautiful facility located in Pearl, Miss. The first 2,500 fans to pass through the ballpark's gates on Saturday will receive a Trustmark Park Stadium miniature replica. The replica is the perfect item for those who have always wanted to take the stadium home with them, but did not know how to deal with the logistics of transporting a structure that weighs several hundred thousand tons.
(Emphasis mine)
<snerk>
by Jennifer on Jun 21, 2006 10:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love minor league team names
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh.
by ArakSOT on Jun 21, 2006 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they changed their name.
by Jjjsixsix on Jun 21, 2006 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The picture on ESPN's MLB front page
by Sharon on Jun 21, 2006 10:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ewww...
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Jun 21, 2006 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best name ever
Yup, you guessed it. The Macon Whoopie.
by 510inDenver on Jun 21, 2006 10:19 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
as opposed to the A's the last 2 games
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really liked the NBA plan a few years back...
Could never figure out whether they'd make any corporate dollars from such a move, however.
by Ozzz on Jun 21, 2006 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of minor league hockey teams...
Lamest names to me are the Greenville Grrrowl (that's not a typo) and anything with "Ice" in it.
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Jun 21, 2006 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love hat site
by pbruins92 on Jun 21, 2006 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
futures game during all-star weekend
by gotgreen on Jun 21, 2006 10:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
From BP's "Week In Quotes" 6/12-6/18
--center fielder Torii Hunter, on a David Ortiz sure home run that hit a speaker on the Metrodome roof and turned into a single
"There's some angels catching my stuff. That ball was supposed to hit [the Kirby Puckett banner in the upper deck]. What can you do?"
--Red Sox DH David Ortiz, on the blast
"It's like playing putt-putt golf, you've got to go around the windmill. This is Major League baseball. That's embarrassing."
--Red Sox manager Terry Francona, on the single
Windmills, cool! Obstacle course baseball! I also want to see some of those "swinging posts" in the infield (you know, like the ones that hang over the cup in putt-putt golf, and knock the ball away unless you time it just right)...
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They have those.
by Ozzz on Jun 21, 2006 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at that game..
by OaktownPower on Jun 21, 2006 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay....
...
He attends WNBA games and went to a Madonna concert. Wow.
But this is my favorite part:
"What's a crip? What's that mean?" Guillen said, deadly serious, in his Venezuelan accent. When several media members provided a definition, he said: "Oh, I thought a crip was one of the gangs."
lol
by Jennifer on Jun 21, 2006 12:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This wasn't on the front page
by Jennifer on Jun 21, 2006 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BLEZ should be the one...
;)
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[bleep] him!
by Jennifer on Jun 21, 2006 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
been going to many WNBA games?
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No....
by Jennifer on Jun 21, 2006 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dog fights
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Owen Wilson too!
by Masaryk on Jun 21, 2006 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's a beach? What's that mean?
by ArakSOT on Jun 21, 2006 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My mom once asked the same question.
by Sharon on Jun 21, 2006 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
'Cause that's how you do things in Missouri...
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Jun 21, 2006 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
kotsay making an appearance
by gotgreen on Jun 21, 2006 12:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mulder
HR's - 18
BB - 28
SO - 48
ERA - 6.09
BAA - .310
yikes.
by Colorado Fan on Jun 21, 2006 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my god
by RLangford on Jun 21, 2006 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
apparently he is only only throwing 80-85
by larrysgurl on Jun 21, 2006 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blah blah..
All I know if he is back to his 04 form with the giddy up, Barkley golf swing hitch, at the top...
by rook on Jun 21, 2006 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN Story
by 510inDenver on Jun 21, 2006 1:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Without even looking...
<looks at article>
Oh...he lists them by position, outfield first.
But there he is!
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Jun 21, 2006 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we all know that Jeter
by ak_A on Jun 21, 2006 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that.
by Squeaky on Jun 21, 2006 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NICKNAMES...
http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/5709590?FSO1&ATT=HCP>1=8297
by rocketgirl on Jun 21, 2006 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmmm
by 510inDenver on Jun 21, 2006 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think bones should make the list based on the
by larrysgurl on Jun 21, 2006 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was
by rocketgirl on Jun 21, 2006 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rumormongering: Big Blanton for Wee Giles?
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2006/06/john_smoltz_ava.html
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that would suck
and giles sucks, i wouldn't be surprised if he and his older brother were on the juice...
by xbhaskarx on Jun 21, 2006 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
frankly, though I'm a fan of Brian ...
I'm of mixed opinions about the Blanton-Giles idea. I think Blanton's ceiling is probably "RH Jamie Moyer," and it's an open question as to what his likely baseline through arby will be.
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think you're underestimating blanton a bit
and of course, being the next jamie moyer wouldn't be terrible.
the bottom line is, we don't need marcus giles to be the next keith ginter because we still have keith ginter.
seriously, why not just call up ginter and get the .244 avg, .690 ops, and 4 hr without having to make a trade?
by xbhaskarx on Jun 21, 2006 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
marcus giles is not keith ginter. ignore this year
by larrysgurl on Jun 21, 2006 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you could have said the same thing last year
and he's doing pretty well in sacramento this year.
and giles would be moving from the lousy NL to the AL, which could only hurt his numbers. see: ginter, kendall, loaiza, bradley, etc.
by xbhaskarx on Jun 21, 2006 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really comparable
Giles has had an OPS of .912, .821, and .826 the last three years as a full-time starter (the middle one shortened by an injury). While it's possible that age, injuries, or steroids have already caught up with him, that's too good a track record to simply write off because of two bad months.
That being said, I wouldn't trade a young, cheap starting pitcher for him either, even one with a low ceiling and a broad waistline.
by andeux on Jun 21, 2006 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that wasn't an underestimation
But I do think that's his ceiling -- do you disagree?
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it depends on what you mean by moyer
by xbhaskarx on Jun 21, 2006 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<calls Jay Mariotti "Moyer">
Blanton, to me, is the pitching equivalent of an "old skills" hitter.
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a rumor, I know...
by Sharon on Jun 21, 2006 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how cool is this?!
The 4TH ON DECK: SALUTE TO THE TROOPS Tigers-Athletics game will air live on Monday, July 3, 2006 at 7:00 p.m. PDT, which coincides with Tuesday, July 4th in many time zones in Europe, Asia and the Middle East. Following the game, FSN Bay Area and the American Forces Network will stay on the air for an additional 45 minutes to show live fireworks in High-Definition to viewers at home and U.S. troops serving around the world.
by gotgreen on Jun 21, 2006 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chills!!
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 21, 2006 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<scratches head>
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blacked out
This is a cool idea though, they should do it more often.
by JLeverenz on Jun 22, 2006 6:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineups are out for tonight
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=Ao.29LkPRblQiE1JuQ6J4.cRvLYF?gid=260621127
by Dr Pez on Jun 21, 2006 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I kinda like it! =D
And Zito batting, perfect comedy! If nothing else, tonights game will be amusing!
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 21, 2006 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, wait
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 21, 2006 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Rouse vs Cook
I still don't like seeing the inanimate corpse of Chavvy being rolled out there on a gurney, though.
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you honestly prefer Perez?
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Jun 21, 2006 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really do...
He must've had an extra 'beverage of choice', which loosened him up somewhat.
by Dr Pez on Jun 21, 2006 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"beverage of choice"
by monkeyball on Jun 21, 2006 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
{protests the "spffft" soda can opening}
by Poppy on Jun 21, 2006 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish the A's
by ohad on Jun 21, 2006 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone post the futures game Roster yet?
by gdub171 on Jun 21, 2006 7:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tadano...
http://hochi.yomiuri.co.jp/mlb/news/20060621-OHT1T00132.htm
what a shame.
by ConditionOakland on Jun 22, 2006 12:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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