HAIKU FRIDAY.... a tribute to secret asian man

by SwisherSweet33 on Jun 16, 2006 10:46 AM PDT

As a tribute to
B-town's Secret Asian Man
beat those dodgers yeah

Derek Lowe what a
joke, we remember game five
of two thousand three

it's happy haiku
friday, i bid adieu
secret asian man

In a tribute to all you AN'ers out there cheering on those A's and especially YOU SECRET ASIAN MAN, i thought all of us working stiffs out there on this georgeous friday could take the time out of our schedules to cheer on the A's number one fan and honor secret asian man by posting our own haikus. I'm gonna call this HAPPY HAIKU FRIDAY.

Secret Asian Man - say it aint so, not a girlfriend or school to keep you from contributing to the wonderful world of AN?

Give me your best shot oaktoon. Is there a creative side to your analysis or are you simply auditioning to be Billy's right hand man in the future?

This one's for you secret asian man.

Let's go Oakland

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Damn...

You LOVE secret asian men.

by jdoubleu on Jun 16, 2006 12:25 PM PDT reply actions

Actually...

It's no secret that you LOVE asian men.

by jdoubleu on Jun 16, 2006 12:26 PM PDT reply actions

Haiku at 130mph.

I am very rich.
I drive a red Ferrari.
Make it a double.

(hic)

"I smell like a meadow." - Yuniesky Betancourt

by Ozzz on Jun 16, 2006 2:10 PM PDT reply actions

Who am I?

Haikus are so lame
So are the Texas Rangers
Swisher is the man

by jdoubleu on Jun 16, 2006 2:25 PM PDT reply actions

Beane's assistant?

His name is oaktoon
When he helps run franchise...
Oh, Heaven help us!

Can intangibles exist? Only the ones you can touch.

by salb918 on Jun 16, 2006 2:30 PM PDT reply actions

Ready or not, here we come

Reno to Oakland,
Saturday and Sunday with
My little daughter.

Been to one game in
April, back-to-back-to-back,
What a good luck charm.

Swisher homered too.
Prepare for a big weekend,
Alex in the house!

Haiku Friday Rocks!

"I'm more into going home and being horizontal" - Lew Wolff

by bvank on Jun 16, 2006 2:51 PM PDT reply actions

That last one

is missing its second and third lines :-)

by green star oakland on Jun 16, 2006 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Um...

Omigod, Hotties
they will score so many points
even sans The Big Hit!

-Cindi

P.S. For those of you who don't know German, "sans" means "within". :-}

by Nico on Jun 16, 2006 5:12 PM PDT reply actions

hacotton's last diary:

Copy/paste:

As a tibute to
B-town's Secret Asian Man
beat those twinkies yeah

Cuddy-Bear what a
joke, nick punto what a chump
lets go oakland a's

it's happy haiku
saturday, i bid adieu
secret asian man

In a tribute to all you AN'ers out there cheering on those A's, i thought all of us losers stuck at home (or wherever we may be) on this georgeous saturday could take the time out of our schedules to cheer on the A's number one fan and honor secret asian man by posting our own haikus. I'm gonna call this HAPPY HAIKU SATURDAY.

Give me your best shot oaktoon. Is there a creative side to your analysis or are you simply auditioning to be Billy's right hand mand in the future?

This one's for you secret asian man.

Let's go Oakland

Where is Quannan Au?

July 11th... My.....Space?

by ohad on Jun 16, 2006 8:09 PM PDT reply actions