So it's been well over a month since I've been on and I really don't have anything too important to say...I went to see the boys at KC last month and it was awesome. Loiza was blowing a game for us (Gee, there's a surprise) and we were down 6-1 in the 2nd and obviously God is an A's fan b/c he rained it out and it didn't count as a game. Thank God!!! But earlier that day.....my life changed.
I was wearing my fashionable "Nick Swisher Rocks" shirt that I hand crafted the night before. I was far out on the left field side watching the pitchers. My mother drooling over Huston Street, and I just happen to look to my right. I see a shaggy hair fellow in a t-shirt and shorts walk out of the dugout. I realized that it was Nick...this was my moment. I took off like a shot knocking down small children and old ladies. No one would stand in my way.
I make it to Swish. There he stood before me. A lady is asking him to go out to get drinks after the game. She's old...bad teeth, black stringy hair and w/2 young boys. I think to myself, "Oh no you didn't bitch" and she thanks Swish for everything he's done for the boys. I'm confused, hyperventilating, shaking and trying to not scream.
He signed my ballcard and then I asked him to sign my shirt too. So now he's touching my arm and signing my shirt. I tell him thank you and he looks me right in the eye and said,"You're welcome, Sweetie" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I walk away totally elated...shaking....freaking out.....and this huge guy with long black hair stops me. He's like a 350 lbs wall of flesh and says to me "So you like Nick Swisher huh?" and I look to my side and I see that lady standing next to him. I panic thinking I'm about to be hurt or something. Come to find out those ppl were Nick Swisher's cousins that live in St Louis. So I'm already in w/the in-laws!!! HE HE HE HE