My lady is ALWAYS asleep as i am on the couch at 1 AM finishing the a's games, here in North Carolina.

IT SUCKS!

Baseball Sex!

Just do as the game, for lack of a better word, dictates.

A's get to first base, so do you...Second and so on.

There can be side bets, like, if Marco gets this hit, then I'll do x, and if he doesn't, then, you do x.

Hopefully there will be no shutouts, because a night with no scoring after being on base all game can be a new level of frustration!!!

During baseball season, it was all about the mornings before the kids were up. During the rest of the year, you get back on a more night time schedule. You can snuggle in bed, watch/listen to the game, maybe ever catch some shows on Tivo if they are on the east coast, but then in the morning you take out all that frustration errrrr...enjoy all that excitement of an A's victory.

If you get going early enough, you may actually get to enjoy some peace and quiet in the morning, afterwards...

and then engage in grudge sex when the A's take two out of three......

I've got 4 little ones (the oldest is almost 7), and a wife that needs attention.  First, nice try on the priorities and choices SalB, but that ain't happenin.  You best figure that one out before future Mrs. becomes past Mrs.  Second, more often than not the wife is tired.  She'll go to sleep with the game on if you take care of her.  
Here's how we do it:
Get the kids to bed early and service the lady before the 8th inning.  You can listen to the beginning of the game (dinner before the game starts, dishes and/or bath accompanied by Ken Korach - it's part of the routine), turn it off for bedtime stories, and a quick game check before going into the bedroom with your wife.  Get down to business with her, then turn it back on by the 8th inning or so.  Sure, you miss an hour of the game or so, but that's what you signed up for by having a family.  After sex, you can turn the game down to a whisper and watch or listen as your wife sleeps.  You miss some baseball, but at least you don't get your wife resenting you or baseball, right?  Don't listen to blowouts, but make sure she knows that you are turning off the game to focus your attention on her (as opposed to because it's a blowout).  BTW, baseball on radio before bedtime is an important part of getting the kids into it so they are begging you to take them to games, which is more compelling for my wife than me trying to convince everyone that's what we want to do on a beautiful Saturday afternoon.  But whatever you do, you can't deny sex to your wife.

Unfortunately (or should I say fortunately) I have nobody to "attend to" in the place of watching A's game at 10PM on the East Coast.

But if any hot, single, female, die-hard A's fans wanna come over to my place, I've got MLB.TV in my bedroom... hint hint

... and thankfully the gf understands my fandom/obsession with the A's (She's a baseball fan, my better half for my season tickets, and a fan of Ken Doll {she used to live in Pitt}) ... and if she's at my place, she's usually plugging away at work on her laptop while I/we watch the game ...

That said, short of the game situation being one of the following ...

1)Late innings, close Yankees/Angels/Red Sox game
2)Late innings, late season, close game, jockeying for division/wc
3)Road Playoff game (if it's home, I'm there)

... if 'this sex of which you speak' becomes a likely prospect ... TV goes off (come on, really, there are at least {I hope} 162 games to the season).