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SunflowerseedGate

   In keeping an eye on the SF Chron's Athletics coverage the past couple of days, it seems that a behind-the-scenes controversy is developing.  You might say the A's are embroiled in it.
   After Sunday's Angels game, wrote Chronicle writer Ron Kroichick, "On the dirt in front of Oakland's dugout, a white bucket rested on its side, with bags of sunflower seeds scattered nearby."
   A crime had been committed.  A crime of passion.  And so, suspicion immediately fell on the most notoriously-passionate Athletic:
   "I wasn't throwing them out there," manager Ken Macha said.
   Riiiight.  Like we said, suspicion immediately fell on the most notoriously-PASSIONATE Athletic.
   As Kroichick wrote, "Given ... his combustible history, Bradley was a logical bucket-toppling candidate, but he calmly denied any involvement."
   Yet a witness (Kroichick) says Bradley "angrilly flung his bat" after his ninth-inning pop out in Sunday's game, just minutes before the bucket went from upright to sideways.  
   The incriminating evidence continued to pour in against Bradley yesterday, when A's beat writer Susan Slusser's excellent investigative reporting brought forth two anonymous sources:
   "Two members of the team confirmed Sunday's suspicions that Milton Bradley tossed the bucket of sunflowers seeds during the game vs. the Angels," wrote Slusser, who then attempted to fight the flames of controversy by adding, "but the general sentiment was: good. The A's like Bradley's intensity and desire to win, seed-tossing and all."
    But who were these anonymous informants who turned Bradley over to the media hounds? And faced with the now-mounting evidence against him, will Bradley confess? Or is he being framed? And how many buckets of sunflower seeds will be overturned before these treacherous snacks are banned from the clubhouse?
    And finally, will this controversy overshadow the team and the game we love? Will baseball ever be the same, or will the bucket, now toppled, never be truly upright again, seeds scattered in the dirt like children's tears?

Poll
What would be the ideal poll to go with this diary?
What would be a better alternative as a communal oral fixation: gum or chewing tobacco?
0 votes
If Susan Slusser were to write a book based on this controversy, what shold it be called: Shell-Game of Shadows or There's a Hole in My Bucket?
15 votes
If the A's held a kangaroo court regarding the sunflower seed incident, would Bradley be found innocent or guilty?
2 votes
If guilty, what penalty: forced to dress up as a woman like on rookie hazing day, or forced to dye his hair bright red, like on Bobby Kielty bobble-head day?
3 votes
Will the Toppler strike again (yes/no)?
7 votes
Regardless of the Toppler's identity, does this incident show that Macha has lost the team ... and therefore should be FIRED NOW?
11 votes

38 votes | Poll has closed

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There are no Kangaroo Courts
around here.

Not nowhere. Not no how.

Whoever did it is my new hero.

oaktoon

by oaktoon on Apr 25, 2006 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh. Funny stuff.
"This is the show. Do it right."

by baseballgirl on Apr 25, 2006 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha
Nice diary. I like this style of writing.

Just the most nittiest nit to pick though: If the formatting was a little easier on the eyes, it would be even better!

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by ohad on Apr 25, 2006 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

::sniff::
seeds scattered in the dirt like children's tears?

Although, "seeds scattered in the dirt like children's ears" would have worked, too.

Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Apr 25, 2006 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm glad that after all this time...
...we can still cry over the same things.
Sig Mojo worked in Spring Training... so... *MaEl LuvR!*

by Poppy on Apr 25, 2006 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

"...seeds scattered in the dirt...
...like children's tears."

That's beautiful, man.  {wipes away a seed}

Sig Mojo worked in Spring Training... so... *MaEl LuvR!*

by Poppy on Apr 25, 2006 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Creepy.
Copernicus felt the same way about the geocentric crew.

by salb918 on Apr 25, 2006 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know i would be bummed
if they were a different kind of seed.  i like my pumpkin seeds.  
"Oakland is home, and you always want to go home. Anytime you get the chance, you're happy to go home." - #24 Rickey Henderson

by burnone on Apr 25, 2006 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the informant...
a)Omar Vizquel

b)Jose Canseco

c)Kimberly Bell

d)Jim Bouton

e)Chico Escuela

The answer can be found by examining monkeyball's droppings. After all, monkey seed, monkey doo.

"I think the Coliseum is... comfy. Not state-of-the-art, not trendy, not chic, just comfy. It matches my wardrobe." - poppy

by McFood on Apr 25, 2006 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I find it best read aloud
With a Howard Cosell accent.

My favorite Japanese A's player you ask? Bari Shitou!

by almostreggie on Apr 25, 2006 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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