Chez-ing It Up, Nico Style!
It's Chez Nico season, and time to identify dates for this year's BYODA (Bring Your Own Dead Animal, in which you are more than welcome to bring slaughtered tofu or murdered veggie patties), this year's Thaiapalooza-slash-pot-luck-slash-"forget the luck, just bring the pot," and anything in between (e.g., "Bring Your Own Dead Thai Person").
We need to identify Chez Nico dates for 2006, but first and fivemost, for those unfamiliar with the concept of a Chez Nico, here are the answers to some FAQs:
"What is a Chez Nico?"
A Chez Nico is a get-together, a "shindig" if you will, hosted by Nico and revolving, if vaguely, around a televised A's away game. Located in the quaint and sanguine Berkeley hills, Nico's house is located just below a crack house, directly across the street from the orange and blue gang graffiti.
"What happens at a Chez Nico?"
Eating, socializing, and watching the A's game are three of the many activities often found at a Chez Nico. Generally, a virgin is sacrificed, and not surprisingly that is usually the only sacrifice the entire day.
Who can attend a Chez Nico
Basically, A's fans I have no reason to believe will be violent towards me, and who are not overly flatulent in general. Apricot is welcome to reapply this year.
Do I need to bring anything?
If you could bring the house, that would be great as I am in fact homeless. Other than that, we will work out all the details, by email, about 1-2 weeks before the Chez Nico date.
How long has the Chez Nico been around?
The Chez Nico is a long-standing AN tradition that dates back all the way to 2005.
Are people of all ages eligible to attend a Chez Nico?
No. If you are 57 years, 5 months, and anywhere between 123-240 days old, you cannot come. Otherwise, it's fine even if you are a minor, as long as I can chat with your parent/guardian in person, on the phone, or by email.
Do I have to sign a "waiver of liability" to enter a Chez Nico?
The waiver is not as bad as it sounds. After the first 16 pages, it goes really fast.
Where is the bathroom?
Down the hall to your left. Oh--if you're going that way, it's to your right.
OK...Looking at the calendar, thanks to the A's "maybe we'll televise the first and third game of the series, but not the middle one" TV schedule, and thanks to FOX's "I'm here, so nobody else can be in the sandbox!!!" policy, Chez Nico options do not exactly abound. From the limited choices of televised weekend away games, here are some possible dates. Use the poll to vote on a "preferred choice," but please only vote if there is some possibility you might attend, so that I can make choices that will actually be useful to people. You can use the comments in this thread to give info beyond just "first choice for a Chez Nico date," which is all the poll allows. Good dates to choose from appear to be:
Sunday, June 25th, 1:05pm at San Francisco
Saturday, July 15th, 4:05pm at Boston
Saturday, August 5th, 1:05pm at Seattle
Sunday, August 6th, 1:05pm at Seattle
Saturday, August 26th, 5:05pm at Texas
Sunday, August 27th, 5:05pm at Texas
You are also welcome to use this thread to discuss today's 5-4 loss to the Angels. Yeah, I didn't think so.
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by Alien @ Athletics Nation on Apr 22, 2006 4:05 PM PDT reply actions
Likes: quiet weekends at home, alter egos
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Apr 22, 2006 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
nico's friends are mostly of the online variety
I'd love to attend
It's nice of you to invite us ,Nico.
The game today was quite the bummer for us. Loaiza could get a win tomorrow. It's possible so shush!
I'm not sold on Loaiza....
So far he's been lousy on the road
In any event, let's hope for the best tomorrow.
John Rheinecker
And in the second inning, the Rangers scored four runs on one hit.
SWISH
I just had a baseballgasm. -- Chavinator
Sacrifice
by IndianaAsfan on Apr 22, 2006 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
If I came down, I'd like to
Yeah, um...(this is awkward)...
I assume you'll bring blubber?
That's great,
Last time I let you borrow my car,
So, sure.
And the guest bed...
Sounds cool
personally
ok
Nico.
Just bring the bride
You're a priest?
You should.
I just finished reading a new
What else have I missed?
Ah!
I once had the Vegemite Gospel version...
Mmmmm, sacrilicious!
No problem at all, salb--
Anyway, you bring the bride, I'll bring Ken Pries, and it should be fun.
Never mind.
I just read this on the Athletics site...
That doesn't sound too good does it?
For Chez Nico Day,
Last year, a Mom's concerns were assuaged because nobody got raped, hence the slogan:
Come to Nico's, where you'll almost never get violated.
(/Edgy humor)
by Checkswing HR on Apr 22, 2006 10:52 PM PDT reply actions
Chez Nico is back?!?!?!?
by ZeroIndulgence on Apr 23, 2006 10:49 PM PDT reply actions
can I come even if I didn't come last year?
by BillybUcko on Apr 24, 2006 10:03 AM PDT reply actions
Absolutely--
Oh, and the doctor's note
cool
by BillybUcko on Apr 24, 2006 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions

























