My Superstitious Mind Revisited
Yes, I've got issues. Most of you know how superstitious I am when it comes to the A's thanks to some earlier discussions. I am most definitely Monkian. But I've got a new bag of different numbers that I do to try and placate fate. If I make offerings to the Baseball Gods in a small way, then the A's will most assuredly win and win big.
If you're wondering what I'm talking about, the truth is that I use A's player's numbers as lucky numbers. I try and work their uniform numbers into my everyday life to try and appease any bad fortune that may hurt the team. Is it crazy? Yeah, thinking that whatever I do can have any impact on the team whatsoever is probably a ticket to Shady Acres. But I do it any way.
In the past, it was imperative for me to stay on the treadmill for 75 minutes the day of Barry Zito's starts. Here's the thing...I didn't do the treadmill on opening night. But I did do it before Zito's next start in Seattle for 75 minutes. I also did 55 minutes prior to Blanton's start. The Baseball God's smiled upon them.
I still do the digital volume setting on the TV and car stereo. I must stop on 14 for a good game from Mark Ellis, especially when listening to the A's games in the car. I stop at 22 if Milton Bradley needs some help getting out of a hitting funk. And the number seven is a good setting when Bobby Crosby needs some assistance.
I also have a regular setting for my daughter's milk. Yep, I put it in the microwave for 35 seconds each and every time. That hasn't worked that well for the Big Hurt so far, although that bases clearing double against the Yankees did come when I had the milk in the microwave.
I've been thinking I'm going to need to do something involving 29 to get DJ going. Of course, all offseason I did things involving 11 because I thought that was DJ's number. That'll teach him to switch his number and not let me know.
So on this early season offday (darn players needing rest), share some of your silly superstitions involving the green and gold. And don't worry, no one will be judging you.
Wait, hold on...there's some men with white coats knocking on my door, I'll be right back.
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Blez wants A's in San Jose!
by oblique on Apr 10, 2006 11:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
drink
i am pretty superstitious about the a's too. for instance, if we're in a tight game and are facing a threat, i feel that i cannot watch or listen. if i watch or listen, i know they will fail. like yesterday, i pulled up im my car during the ichiro ab, only to have the bad throw. i quickly turned off the radio and went into my girlfriends house. i resisted temptation for a couple mins, but finally had to turn the game on. the a's had already won.
the worst one though was game 5 of the 2003 alds. i had to go, but was watching that fatefull ab to manny. i was late but told myself, "ok, one more pitch." bam, 3 run homer. i still blame myself for that loss...
by Backspin on Apr 10, 2006 11:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So it was you..
by JediLeroy on Apr 10, 2006 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
NNOOOOOOOO!!!!"
damn that sucked, i can still the see image of manny stomping down the 1b line and pointing to his dugout. ahh, it hurts.
by Backspin on Apr 10, 2006 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
$45.00, Please.
Thanks in advance,
cf
by Colorado Fan on Apr 10, 2006 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry to hear
by Backspin on Apr 10, 2006 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2003 ALDS
by bkrawez on Apr 10, 2006 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lottery Numbers
by Stomper The Elephant on Apr 10, 2006 12:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about me?
by Jose Canusee on Apr 10, 2006 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great post!
by OaktownRajah on Apr 10, 2006 12:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's actually not as crazy as it sounds.
That's why I've been all over the country interviewing people these last few months, including my Oakland trip last week, which included a journey to Stanford Research Institute, who have been doing stuff on this for a few decades that, if real (and it looks it), will blow you away.
And if you think that sounds odd, I'm off to NASA at the end of the month to talk to scientists there about their support of these theories.
</serious>
by Ozzz on Apr 10, 2006 12:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So who keeps having all the bad thoughts about....
And maybe you could talk to Nico about remote viewing the next time Comcast screws up.
by Mission1929 on Apr 10, 2006 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like you're reading my mind!
by Ozzz on Apr 10, 2006 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
have you interviewed Darren Daulton yet?
by monkeyball on Apr 10, 2006 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Interviewed Apollo astroanuts, ex-CIA remote viewers, random number generator experimentalists who claim that 2 hours before 9/11, random numbers across the US became less random... it's getting intriguing.
by Ozzz on Apr 10, 2006 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When it comes out, tell the Nation.
"No. It's Oakland."
by Kyli on Apr 10, 2006 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blez
by Satchmo22 on Apr 10, 2006 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my gosh...
Oh, and I must apologize ahead of time to everyone. I didn't wear my high socks correctly on Opening Day. Usually, I have my green sock on my left leg and my yellow one on my right leg; Opening Night, they were backwards.
I also went out and bought my toothbrushes last Sunday, before Opening Day. I have a green toothbrush that I use for days they win, a pink toothbrush that I use for days they lose, and a blue toothbrush for offdays. I change them every month.
Then comes the issue of talking during games. If Zito is starting, I can't talk about the game. No one around me is allowed to talk or MENTION anything that's going on in the game. Timing is crucial, too. Let's say I'm watching the game with a friend. If Barry gets an amazing strikeout and my friend turns and smiles at me, it's unnaceptable. NO. Not until Barry is out of the game can I talk about it. Exceptions are only if we are at the ballpark watching the game. Then it's required to cheer and act as usual :]
Cupcakes. Joe Blanton. I, or someone I know, has to eat a cupcake 55 minutes prior to his starts. Catch: I have to see them eat it. They have to eat it in my presence. Also, it's not just any cupcake, mind you. It has to be a vanilla cupcake from Safeway. It's.... it has to be it.
And my calendar. oh my freaking gosh. That calendar is the most OCD thing in my life. It's crazy-insane. All the games, times and channels are on that calendar, color-coded and perfect. Spring training games are different than regular season games. Home spring training games are OUTLINED in orange and away spring training games are OUTLINED in blue. The game times and opponents HAVE to be written in in the color sharpie corresponding to the home/away situation. Off days are OUTLINED in black. This is spring training.
For the regular season, home games are outlined in dark green and colored in in lime green. Away games are colored in in yellow. Off days are colored in in blue. ALL GAMES HAVE TO BE WRITTEN IN IN BLACK BALLPOINT PEN. That's imperative. The day's pitcher is written above the day in black sharpie. If they win, a W and the score, along with the A's record, is written in big letter/numbers over the game in GREEN sharpie. If they lose, an L with the score and record is written in the box with the same directions.
Let's see. What else... I blow a kiss to my Barry Zito shrine every morning. :]
I can never listen to the first or last innings of a game on the radio.
I have to eat breakfast before Barry Zito starts :]
Harden starts require me to wear my green and gold converse.
Haren starts are green and gold high socks.
I knock on a baseball bat necklace I have for good luck when I'm watching a game and they need some luck. (It seems to work about 80% of the time). The catch with this is that I have to be wearing it at the game's beginning for it to work.
If I miss the beginning of a game, I can't turn on the TV until the beginning or end of a half of an inning.
I can't listen to the radio broadcast more than four times a week.
I have to be wearing my A's bracelet on days Zito or Haren start.
If Zito is starting, I have to be in front of the TV or radio 12 minutes (7+5) before the start.
For the first inning of Zito's pitching, NO ONE can talk. Nothing. Nada. Well, in my house. Nothing. If the phone rings, you're forced to go outside, into the bathroom or into the garage.
It's almost sacreligious to change the channel in the middle of an inning. You're playing with fire by changing it during commercials, but changing it in the middle of the action? [[shudder]]
dang. That's like.... NOTHING on my list of superstition/OCD. That's just a preview of my fucked up mind :]]]]
by GreenNGoldGirl on Apr 10, 2006 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You Rock!!
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Apr 10, 2006 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do the same thing
by RevHalofan on Apr 10, 2006 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow do you need a hearing test after ST
by theblackpearl on Apr 10, 2006 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some believe
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Apr 10, 2006 12:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mine have been out there for a while
by Tyler Bleszinski on Apr 10, 2006 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have major issues when it comes to...
by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2006 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Um...we talk to you during games...
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Apr 10, 2006 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't mind talking to *most*
by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2006 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the toilet seat thing
by rockit on Apr 10, 2006 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the latter
by monkeyball on Apr 10, 2006 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That
by andeux on Apr 10, 2006 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, you never know ...
by monkeyball on Apr 10, 2006 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
And my new sig.
by andeux on Apr 10, 2006 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Curses!
by salb918 on Apr 10, 2006 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
<sal disappears in a puff of smoke>
by monkeyball on Apr 11, 2006 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's not get into
by Tyler Bleszinski on Apr 10, 2006 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really a men-need-to-be...
by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2006 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
snack control
by Poppy on Apr 10, 2006 12:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
aw crap
by gigglingone on Apr 10, 2006 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm superstitious too
by gigglingone on Apr 10, 2006 12:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sssssshhh, indeed
by Poppy on Apr 10, 2006 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Monkian
by monkeyball on Apr 10, 2006 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For the very same reason..
by JediLeroy on Apr 10, 2006 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i used
by Backspin on Apr 10, 2006 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
push-ups during....
by magnantecandunk on Apr 10, 2006 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
do you recommend underwires?
by monkeyball on Apr 10, 2006 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
remember
by Backspin on Apr 10, 2006 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First thing I thought of when I read this....
My lucky bra.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Apr 10, 2006 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
by Poppy on Apr 10, 2006 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wear Yankees unmentionables?
by monkeyball on Apr 10, 2006 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the COLOR!
by Poppy on Apr 10, 2006 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of superstitions
by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Apr 10, 2006 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think by being superstitious...
Now I'm FREE!!!
by McFood on Apr 10, 2006 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm developing a superstition re: my earrings.
So...it's pretty clear to me that I should never wear a pitcher on the day he's starting. But can I wear Zito on a Harden start, or vice versa? I need advice.
by lexdevil on Apr 10, 2006 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think those rules seem allright
by Chavez4Prez on Apr 10, 2006 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my main superstitious contribution
hey, we all do what we can, right?
by OaklandSi on Apr 10, 2006 1:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
seeds...
Last season I put this huge #11 magnet on my truck (it came from a friend who races cars) since it was DJ's number. But now that he changed his number I'm not sure what to do...leave it on? Put it back on the fridge with the 3 other #11's? I don't really want to take it off, because it makes the truck stand out in crowded parking lots!
I used to be really superstitious about wearing the same home cap when I was going to a game. However, this year it dawned on my that the cap is so dirty it's disgusting. I think it's time for a new one. And I suppose that would break the superstition...
by high street on Apr 10, 2006 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I am completely rational.
by Apricot on Apr 10, 2006 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Absolute Proof
Just prior to every game he INSISTS on doing a monkey-dance and proclaiming that the A's are "gonna kick arse", then tosses out words like "massacre", "vicotry", "shutout", etc.
ONLY WHEN I counter this with "They're totally gonna lose", "Oh my god, they suck and they are going to play like crap" are his comments nullified. When I get wrapped up in his abandonment to effervescent positivity, and say things like "HELL YA!", the A's inevitably lose, and, I would point out, play like crap in the process.
Therefore, I have come to believe that any and all celebrations and effervescent behavior (outside of ballpark cheering, etc.) can only proceed through the end of Buan's show. After that, the stage is being set for the next game, and all gawdy revelry must cease.
Also, I firmly believe that CELEBRATION should not be played in the parking lot prior to the game (it's on a mix CD I have). If you play it early, you jinx the team horribly. The song should be avoided at all costs, and then played only after a victory (of course).
by tankerraid on Apr 10, 2006 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW
by billyball1981 on Apr 10, 2006 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My turn now...
I cannot wear the colors of the opposing teams the day the A's play them. I blame this on my sister (HUGE Kings fan). She has this dry erase board where she writes things like "GO KINGS!" etc. Anyways, she is very strict about not using ANY color of the Kings next opponents on that board. NONE whatsoever. If anyone even makes a tiny dot on the board using the next opponent's colors, she freaks out.
That has led me to develop my color superstition where I cannot wear the colors of the A's opponents. I have several slippers that I wear at home. Before the A's/Yanks game on Tuesday, I was this close to wearing my blue slippers but I quickly realized the mistake I was about to make. I chose to go with the purple slippers instead and the A's didn't lose that day. Had I worn the blue ones instead, Matsui would have played Scutaro deeper and would have caught that ball. We would have lost that game. I know it. :-P
Anyways, my other new supersition is to never make negative jokes about the A's. I have forbidden my sister from doing so as well. I always send my sister e-mails with pictures of A's players and cute/funny captions with them. Anyways, on opening day, I sent my sis a pic of Stomper and Zito. She responded by writing "Stomper pitches better than Zito." And guess what? With the way Zito pitched on opening day.... <Shudder>.... Stomper couldn't have been any worse. :-/
And then last Friday, I was talking to my sister about the Kings/Clippers game. I mentioned that the Kings will have to contain Sam Cassell (Kings killer) and she just shrugged it off. That surprised me and I said "You need to go back and see the hi (low) lights from the 2004 playoffs when he killed us!" That clearly touched a nerve and she sarcastically responded by saying that maybe I need to see the baserunning blunders by the A's in the playoffs. (That was so not cool!)
Anyways, I told her that "That's why we got rid of Miggy, Byrnes, and Jeremy. We don't have those guys anymore!" Anyways, as it turned out, Milton Bradley missed third base that night and I'm sure it brought back those memories. <Shudder> Thankfully, it didn't cost us the ballgame.
My sister said she watched that part and thought about what she said to me that afternoon. She said she felt guilty and sorry. I told her to NEVER EVER joke about these things again.
by AsGirl on Apr 10, 2006 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Weird stuff.
My green wristband is cursed. CURSED. Every now and then I forget and put it on, then the A's lose.
My father and I have a particular routine where we make fun of Melhuse when we're at the game and he's at bat and the A's need a big hit -- it's gotten pretty good results. I love Adam, but I have no guilt about taunting him for the greater good. :-)
Sometimes when the A's are on a big losing streak, I'll put an A's cup filled with peanuts up by all my bobbleheads as an offering to the Baseball Gods.
I have systems for whether I have Gameday on or not while watching a game, and which game I have it set on. Varies based on the starting pitcher.
Foo Fighters 'Hero' is my Rich Harden theme on my baseball playlist and I'll often play it during the first inning for him. If I feel the spirit, I'll play over and over until he gives up a baserunner. Last year, during the July perfect attempt, I ended up playing it nonstop whenever he was pitching for a very long time.
And of course, the don't-talk-about-don't-think-about perfect games and no-nos.
And when the A's suck, I go get a snack because I know they're just waiting for me to leave before doing something hella awesome. Damn wily bastards.
"No. It's Oakland."
by Kyli on Apr 10, 2006 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I have this hat
For two seasons, this was my designated rally cap. I didn't wear it very often, because I didn't want to use it up, but in dire circumstances, and in combination with the right hairstyle, it worked wonders. Especially if I was physically at the game.
And then, woe is me, I had a brilliant idea. I decided to get my lucky hat signed last year at fanfest. This not only caused the luck to completely laeave the hat (every subsequent wearing during a game has caused a loss) but it also cursed many of the players who signed for me. Blanton's horrible start to the year last year, Melhuse's rotting on the bench, and I don't even have to explain about Keith Ginter, Dan Meyer, Charles Thomas, and Dave Hudgens. Only one man escaped (further) injury and bad times. Although he did get totally cheated out of the comeback player of the year award. I won't say his name for fear of divine retribution, but you get he idea.
As far as actions go, touching the hats of my stomper and rich harden bobbleheads wards off bad luck, as does tossing a certain baseball up and down a certain number of times depending on the number of the player in question. That baseball isn't allowed to leave my room in my parents house though, which makes it tough. Most imoprtantly, especially good pitching cannot be spoken of. Especially harden. In other situations, circumlocution can be used to a certain extent-- "none of the XXteamXX hitters can figure out our pitching today", but even that's pushing it. In a Harden situation, nothing can be said. I'd rather talk about the weather, Barroids, famous playoff baserunnning miscues, anything but the Schrodinger.
by DavisAs on Apr 10, 2006 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hats...
by Ludawg6 on Apr 10, 2006 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Real Comeback Player Of The Year...
by Poppy on Apr 10, 2006 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here come the guys in the white coats...
by Charlie Brown on Apr 10, 2006 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: Mulder just went DEEP.
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Apr 10, 2006 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1st career home run...
That's right. Mark Mulder has more home runs with the Cardinals than Jason Kendall does with the A's.
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Apr 10, 2006 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mulder's homerun
by holy toledo on Apr 10, 2006 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder
by Backspin on Apr 10, 2006 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Mulder
by Chavinator on Apr 10, 2006 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The national league is strange backwards place
by kvn on Apr 10, 2006 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny azz baseball blog
http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/
Warning: some coarse language on here if you are concerned about that sort of thing.
by Bearcat on Apr 10, 2006 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Last year Marty's inside out sox beat Boston!!!
by saint on Apr 10, 2006 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OOps, M-Rods
by saint on Apr 10, 2006 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blez . . .
by jarforcefatherofforce on Apr 10, 2006 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No! The numbers cannot be used for financial gain!
by OaktownRajah on Apr 10, 2006 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42...4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42...
by Chavez4Prez on Apr 10, 2006 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A's gear
A strange blip was yesterday, when I forgot & just wore regular clothes, but they still won....just!
A friend got me a new hat (green road hat) at Opening Night but I'm afraid to try it. I didn't wear it that night so it might not be jinxed....?
by streetfan on Apr 10, 2006 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I go with the "turn of the audio or
by ak_A on Apr 10, 2006 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I developed that habit over many
by ak_A on Apr 10, 2006 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A famous serial killer
by kvn on Apr 10, 2006 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Three losses in a row
I have way too many game time superstitions to even delve into.
by homerozzieandthestraw on Apr 10, 2006 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Both A's losses this year
by OaktownTribesman on Apr 10, 2006 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is so great==now I know I'm not crazy
Since I live in Portland, I rarely get to games. I usually follow play by play on the A's web site or on yahoo. But first I always play a game of Solitaire. If I get over 100 as my score, the A's win. Less than 100 and that is sure sign they're going to lose. Funny thing is that it usually works out that way. Now that I know the rest of you crazed A's fans are as nutty about superstitions as I am, I may just be able to let this go.
Go A's
by haleakalu on Apr 10, 2006 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Or never stop! :)
by GreenSocks on Apr 11, 2006 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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