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Athland Oakletics Preason Seaview

It's an exciting time of year, folks!  Opening day is right around the corner.  With a few Beanesque additions and a strong group of young talent, the Oakletics seem primed to win a lot of games this season.  However, there are still a few questions.

It's an exciting time of year, folks!  Opening day is right around the corner.  With a few Beanesque additions and a strong group of young talent, the Oakletics seem primed to win a lot of games this season.  However, there are still a few questions.


Will the Big Hurt get his own parking space?



Will the outfield fill its monster potential?



Will Swilton Bradsher get along?



And the disgruntled clown backing up the outfield?



Will Kiko Streetscherer be able to reproduce last year's success?



What kind of production will the A's get from Danric Chaveson on the corners?



MaCro ElBo?



How `bout Scutonio Marquez, his backup?



Will Jirk Saarnedy have to start any games?



Can we expect a repeat of last season for Blanton?



Will Randy Hardich be too stoned to compete for the CY?



And what of our gritty catcher who never takes a day off but is disgruntled because he never gets to play?



Why does the idea of a Martha and Big Unit (Stewnit) lovechild give me nightmares?



Do I have too much time on my hands?

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