Sorry if this has already been posted ... I looked, I didn't see anything, I swear ...

AL West
A's 91-71
Angels 81-81
Rangers 80-82
Mariners 79-83

The Yanks (92-70), the Red Sox (90-70) and the Indians (86-76) will join the A's in the AL Playoffs.

The Mets (88-74), Cardinals (87-75) and Dodgers (86-76) will join the winner of a Cubs-Phillies playoff for the NL.

Barry Bonds will make 500 PAs and the Giants will still fail to reach .500.

Amazingly, the Royals will still be worse than the Marlins.