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Apparantly, A's GM Baby Nellie had a nice little offseason for his team, signing Fathom Snark and Estonia Ablaze and trading for Notably Milder, who the A's hope will live up to his name. Now, with Utter Hotness closing games and a hopefully healthy Drench Hair this season, the A's needed little to begin with.
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Huston Street
by deadteddy8 on Feb 18, 2006 3:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I second that motion
by Philip Christy on Feb 18, 2006 3:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wait
by Philip Christy on Feb 18, 2006 3:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Huston + Me + Lotion=.....
by GreenNGoldGirl on Feb 19, 2006 6:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you know...
"thats right, thats my boy Hottness here to shut y'all down."
whatever. Its too good to drop.
by mikedaviswhereareyou on Feb 18, 2006 3:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
potential pitfalls for '06
And who knows if Kill Smear will have a second straight great season?
by vk on Feb 18, 2006 5:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Estonia Ablaze???
by rungood on Feb 18, 2006 6:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Let's hope we are led well
by Nico on Feb 18, 2006 6:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I FER HECK, A MAN!
by Ice Cream on Feb 18, 2006 7:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Alternate candidates?
A Neck Ham
Mean Hack
Mack A Hen
Hank Mace
by OaktownTribesman on Feb 18, 2006 8:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Top Beane manager requirement
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Feb 18, 2006 8:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Let`s hope he really is Notably Milder
by SuperDingus on Feb 18, 2006 7:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I guess for some players,
by Nico on Feb 18, 2006 9:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
More clues please
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Feb 18, 2006 10:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I Deem Yarn...
by Cutthemullet on Feb 18, 2006 10:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
best one for Meyer, hands down
by Cutthemullet on Feb 18, 2006 10:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
best 3rd base coach around
by Cutthemullet on Feb 18, 2006 10:04 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yep
by OaktownTribesman on Feb 18, 2006 10:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to think
by Nico on Feb 18, 2006 10:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll join in chanting your praises at the...
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Feb 18, 2006 11:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Flew Fowl? ...
by SalParadise on Feb 18, 2006 11:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
DICE IN SPORT (predictions)
Still, those two as the long man/loogy is a perfectly comfortable thought, and they make a versatile addition to a bullpen anchored by the trio of closer UTTER HOTNESS and setup men CROOK ALIKE and SIR HE JUST CRUNCHED.
The offense seems to be in as good a shape as it's been in years. We look forward to progression from WISH SNICKER, CRY BY SOB BOB and SAND ON JOHN. If healthy, ASH FRAT MONK and MY INBRED ATOLL both have the potential to give a big boost to the offense. Rebound years from SAND KLAN JOEL and STORMY KAKA would also be nice. The offense is going to revolve around CRAZE CHIVE, but maybe if other hitters can pick them up during his downswings, we'll beat A SENILE FELON'S HOME ANAL GAGS out for the AS WELT.
by Nate on Feb 18, 2006 11:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
fun!
You may have heard of "mall walking"... but if you grow up in South Dakota, maybe you could be a Mall Skier...
The guy with the ever-changing facial hair? Whiskers Inc. (but hopefully doesn't have Wicker Shins)...
They're not vermin; those little rodents at the Coliseum are Soul Mice (better than getting Sum E. Coli)...
I'll tell my husband that Oakland Athletics = Dalliance That's OK (except last May, when it was Hello, Antacid Task)...
by Poppy on Feb 18, 2006 11:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
at the trade deadline
by emperor nobody on Feb 19, 2006 1:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
The best of the best
These nuts rot
Sun rots teeth
Enters to shut
Hottest nurse
She utters not
Milton Bradley:
Blame only dirt
Dr Milt Baloney
A troll in my bed(my personal fave)
Esteban Loaiza:
Bean is a zealot (if only his middle initial was 'E')
Who'da thunk that Dan Meyer was the AN Remedy?
by JediLeroy on Feb 19, 2006 7:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I like
by Nico on Feb 19, 2006 7:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
On deck, Julio "these nuts rot" Franco!
Here are a few more:
Mark Ellis:
Lark slime
Antonio Perez:
O! An inept zero!
A one ton prize
Poet near Zion
Poor nazi teen
Hiram Bocachica:
Ha! I am a chic cobra!
Hibachi coma car
I rib coach Macha(!!)
Marco Scutaro:
Sour taco Marc
..or our scam act
Nick Swisher:
I wreck shins(shouldn't this be BoCro?)
Screw his kin
Frank Thomas:
Format shank
Monks fart! Ha!
by JediLeroy on Feb 19, 2006 9:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite is
by Nico on Feb 19, 2006 10:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
whole rosters
by vk on Feb 22, 2006 6:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

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