The absence of the leadership of Ghost Better Act could hurt.
And who knows if Kill Smear will have a second straight great season?

by Billy Beane's first choice for a position he knows is important: Heck, A Man.

2005 was a MEND YEAR.

the respected Thong Wars Nino

...AN ICON TEMPLE

Let's take a look at what it'll take for the TECH TAILS to succeed and make it to the WORSE SLIDER. First, we're all expecting continued excellence from ROTARY BIZ. It's not unreasonable, given that his fall-off in 2004 was the failure from a three-pitch pitcher, and 2005 featured an expansion of his repertoire. While the A's pitching is deep, health in the starting rotation is key, as many are convinced that A LARK IS ROOKS' season last year was more than a bit flukish, and I can't imagine any of us look forward to seeing any more starts from KEEN JOY DEN.

Still, those two as the long man/loogy is a perfectly comfortable thought, and they make a versatile addition to a bullpen anchored by the trio of closer UTTER HOTNESS and setup men CROOK ALIKE and SIR HE JUST CRUNCHED.

The offense seems to be in as good a shape as it's been in years. We look forward to progression from WISH SNICKER, CRY BY SOB BOB and SAND ON JOHN. If healthy, ASH FRAT MONK and MY INBRED ATOLL both have the potential to give a big boost to the offense. Rebound years from SAND KLAN JOEL and STORMY KAKA would also be nice. The offense is going to revolve around CRAZE CHIVE, but maybe if other hitters can pick them up during his downswings, we'll beat A SENILE FELON'S HOME ANAL GAGS out for the AS WELT.

Baby Nellie is also a Yellin Babe...

You may have heard of "mall walking"... but if you grow up in South Dakota, maybe you could be a Mall Skier...

The guy with the ever-changing facial hair?  Whiskers Inc.  (but hopefully doesn't have Wicker Shins)...

They're not vermin; those little rodents at the Coliseum are Soul Mice (better than getting Sum E. Coli)...

I'll tell my husband that Oakland Athletics = Dalliance That's OK (except last May, when it was Hello, Antacid Task)...

it could be B'BYE KILT BOY

Huston Street:  
These nuts rot
Sun rots teeth
Enters to shut
Hottest nurse
She utters not

Milton Bradley:
Blame only dirt
Dr Milt Baloney
A troll in my bed(my personal fave)

Esteban Loaiza:
Bean is a zealot (if only his middle initial was 'E')

Who'da thunk that Dan Meyer was the AN Remedy?

I see the whole Cub roster in anagrams is up at Bleed Cubbie Blue (apparently other teams' fans are doing this too.) The favorite appears to be that notable outfielder, Anal Pan Egg, but Erect Toys on the mound isn't bad either.