Funny Stuff

by CrackBaby on Dec 19, 2006 11:10 AM PST

I just read this news story. Towards the end there is a bit about a former Angels pitcher getting beat up by his ex wife. I wonder if Zito's wife is the one "beating" him into leaving the A's for more money.

Tue Dec 19, 9:59 AM ET

LAGUNA NIGUEL, Calif. -
Tawny Kitaen, who starred in the 1984
Tom Hanks comedy, "Bachelor Party," has entered a drug rehabilitation program after pleading guilty to possessing 15 grams of cocaine.
The 45-year-old actress will be allowed to change her plea to not guilty after completing the program, under terms of a plea agreement, officials said. The plea change will remove the conviction from her record.

Kitaen was charged with felony possession after sheriff's deputies said they found cocaine in her apartment in May.

She was arrested in 2002 on charges she abused then-husband, former Angels pitcher Chuck Finley. She agreed to anger management and conflict resolution counseling in exchange for the dismissal of two misdemeanor counts of spousal abuse.

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Zito's wife??

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Dec 19, 2006 11:19 AM PST reply actions

Just smile & nod.

"You know, Mark Ellis is the all-time home run leader from South Pecota." ~ jeepers

by Poppy on Dec 19, 2006 11:53 AM PST up reply actions

Sounds like being in a relationship.

Bring back Hammer.

by OaktownPower on Dec 19, 2006 11:55 AM PST up reply actions

i love it when angels pitchers

get beat up by their coked-up wives or by jason kendall.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Dec 19, 2006 12:06 PM PST reply actions

I think

that Finley was with the Indians at that point, not the Angels but I may be wrong.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin, Seattle Mariners

by Helloooo 1st on Dec 19, 2006 5:40 PM PST up reply actions

Sort of an old story

There is a pretty ugly mug shot of her out there.

by easyraider on Dec 19, 2006 1:55 PM PST reply actions

indeed

http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/T/8/kitaentawny.jpg

"San Jose A's of Fremont" is embarassing

by ArakSOT on Dec 19, 2006 2:00 PM PST up reply actions

Before and After

In her heyday - the 80's:

After beating up Chucky:

by easyraider on Dec 19, 2006 2:01 PM PST reply actions

She looks like

Charlize Theron in Monster

Oakland A's 2007 World Champions!

by CrackBaby on Dec 21, 2006 10:24 AM PST up reply actions

After seeing your photos,

I guess the ones I remember are from over 20 years ago, when she was a lucious doll.... with a body that just would not quit. Ah, memories...

Charlie Brown GO A'S WIN

by Charlie Brown on Dec 19, 2006 2:38 PM PST reply actions

Little known fact

In between her Bachelor Party and Chuck Finley periods, Tawny Kitaen had a torrid affair with Billy Beane, producing a secret love child. Don't believe it? Stomper knows the truth.

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" --Johnny Rotten

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Dec 19, 2006 3:20 PM PST reply actions