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DLD 11/30/06--Mulder in the Sky with Diamondbacks?

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Mark Mulder and his agents toured Chase Field yesterday, and it looks like a contract proposal from the D-Backs may be forthcoming:

"(The meeting) was really just, 'Hey, this is what we're about. This is what we're doing moving forward. We want you to be a part of it,' " Bross said. "I would definitely say that Mark would like to see a (contract) proposal."

Mulder has some ties to the club. He and new bench coach Kirk Gibson, both Michigan State products, know each other well, and A.J. Hinch, the team's director of player development, played with Mulder in Oakland.

And then there's the fact that Mulder lives in Scottsdale.

In case you were wondering about what A.J. Hinch was doing...

Back on the East coast, Curt Schilling, self-appointed authority on everything, has told the Boston media that Manny in fact wants to be traded, making it seem likely that he would waive his no-trade rights to facilitate a deal:

Wednesday night at an event in Warwick, Rhode Island, Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling confirmed the rumors - he said Manny wants out of Boston.

"I think Manny is less than comfortable playing in Boston for whatever reason, that's his right. I think it's gotten to the point now where there's some thought that even though Manny might stay, he might not be here if he does. And I think the belief is that trading Manny and bringing somebody in would be more valuable than having a Manny here that didn't play. I don't know that to be a fact. That is pure speculation on my part" Schilling said.

Pure speculation on your part, Curt?  Maybe you should call up a radio show and tell us more about this.  

In hot stove news that more directly affects Oakland, there are updates available on some players that have been discussed as possibilities for the A's next year.  There is good news on Mike Piazza--contrary to previous reports, it looks like we won't be competing with the Phillies for his services.  On the other hand, we may face some competition for Cliff Floyd, as the Orioles, despite the fact that they aren't one, seem determined to act like a low-payroll team:

Cliff Floyd is coming off offseason surgery and turns 34 next week. Trot Nixon is dogged by health and home run concerns. Jay Payton had three fewer home runs than Orioles designated hitter Jay Gibbons last season in 214 more at-bats. Aubrey Huff and Jose Guillen face questions about their character, and Luis Gonzalez is 39 and hit just 15 homers last season, his lowest total since 1997.

Orioles executives expressed some interest with all their agents, knowing that each player carries a significant risk. At this point, it appears Gonzalez and Floyd are at the top of the wish list, even though each would give the Orioles an all left-handed-hitting starting outfield, something Duquette said the club is not especially concerned about.

Finally, Ryan Klesko, another possibility that's been floated on this site, is also drawing interest from the Orioles, as well as another team.  I could tell you the other team, but it really isn't that hard to figure out.  Like everyone else they're targeting, he's 35 years old.

In the only piece of A's-related news, the team has addressed its critical need for a bench coach, hiring noted coacher of benches Bob Schaefer.  This will be Schaefer's sixth tour of duty as bench coach, making him the Billy Martin of bench coaching.  I look forward to his tearful resignation when he drunkenly opines to the media that, "Mark Kotsay and Lew Wolff were made for each other.  One's a born liar, and the other's convicted."

There's been a little discussion of why Schaefer was hired for this position, instead of successful RiverCats manager Tony DeFrancesco, so I guess I'll add my take on this.  I think that our AAA manager actually serves a more valuable role to the organization than our bench coach does, so if he's good at working with young players, the big club is actually served better by continuing that relationship.  It also avoids putting Geren in the uncomfortable position of having a legitimate candidate for his replacement sitting at his side.  I think it's safe to say that there's no way Bob Schaefer will ever manage the A's.

That's all I've got for now.  When the A's actually do something with the ROSTER this off-season that merits discussion, someone please wake me up.  Like Bob Geren, I just switched to Sanka, so have a heart, people.

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Here's my DLD
Sandy Alderson is not happy with the recent megacontracts:
"There are a couple contracts out there that would suggest history is repeating,'' Alderson told SI.com. "It's hard for me to understand how you can justify $136 million for a player of Soriano's caliber. I don't know what justifies that contract, other than a lousy won-loss record over the last several years.''

He's right, you know -- espeically about the lousy won-loss record.

The Manny-to-the-Giants pipe dream is fading, and it's looking like Bonds might be back with the Giants when all is said and done.

In a way, Bonds can thank himself for the ever-shrinking options that could bring the Giants back to him, his agent and his $14 million salary demand. As long as Bonds was their centerpiece, the quality of the china, silverware and linens remained secondary. Now, they don't have much to put on the bargaining table for another team.

It looks like there might have been some truth to the Angels/White Sox trade rumors.  I can only hope that this trade comes to fruition as reported (Crede/Garcia for Figgins/Santana) -- it would go a long way to keeping the A's in the 2007 AL West race.

Q: There has been speculation of a trade that would send Figgins to the Chicago White Sox for third baseman Joe Crede. What are you smoking? You think the White Sox are idiots? You think Angels fans are stupid enough to fall for such B.S. investigative writing?

Soxfan

A: Soxfan, I'm sensing a little hostility here. First, I would hardly call "speculation" a form of "investigative writing." Speculation is just that -- speculation. Second, there is some substance to the speculation, because a person with direct knowledge of talks between the teams confirmed this week to The Times that the teams have discussed a deal that would send Figgins and Santana to the White Sox for Crede and Freddy Garcia, a trade that makes a lot more sense for both teams than Crede for Figgins straight up. I agree with you, if I'm the Sox, I don't trade Crede, an excellent defender with 30-homer potential, for Figgins, a speedy leadoff hitter who has been shaky on defense. That's a deal that won't happen, but it's certainly possible Crede and Figgins could be part of a bigger deal between the teams.

P.S. As much as I love the Showtime series, "Weeds," I don't smoke.

But Kenny Williams, the White Sox GM, issued a non-denial:

But much like last summer, when several New York newspapers trumpeted trade rumors involving Sox starting pitchers Freddy Garcia and Javier Vazquez, Williams failed to find the humor.

"I just don't know where these things come from,'' Williams said Wednesday. "I've talked to (Angels GM) Bill Stoneman once or twice in the last couple of months.''

Other stuff:

Blue Jays sign Royce Clayton.  In related news, JP Ricciardi was removed from the "Moneyball General Managers" facebook group.

Craig Counsell signs with the Brewers.

Mark Mulder is exploring desert options, visiting the Diamondbacks with his agents.  When asked about the flight to Arizona, he said, "It was a terrible flight.  I don't know what's wrong -- the plane is fine, the pilot felt good, the snacks were salty.  But the in-flight experience just wasn't there."

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Nov 30, 2006 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Kenny Williams is just being pissy
because he just spent 45 minutes on the line with a UPS rep trying to figure out how to reroute the shipment of Frank's rebar from Oakland to Toronto to Mexico City.  
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Nov 30, 2006 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we can hack the site
and put the link dumps side-by-side.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

It was pav-esque.
Where else can you find run-on sentences like this?
If the A's got manny its first of all an absolute Beane friendly hitter and it replaces the power right hand bat to compliment Robin (Chavez) I think manny has 2years left on his contract @ like 18mil. which A)is alot of $ but if Boston can cover say 5mil. a year of that it's 13mil. a year for the A's and if we paid frikin kendal 11 mil. a year we can pay an absolute slugger 13mil. especially w/ zito gone and frank and now maybe jaypay, but i would try and keep payton and loose kotsay.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

We go weeks
with late or absent DLDs, and then get two? Who the heck is in charge around here?
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is pathetic

by ArakSOT on Nov 30, 2006 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Personally
I'm hoping we force Jennifer into posing a DLD through non-action.  But I'm not counting on it.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

she'll never pose
not online, anyway
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is pathetic

by ArakSOT on Nov 30, 2006 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

<blushes>
I really need to utilize that preview button.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

<snerk>
<adds "utilize the preview button" to AN Euphemism Hierarchy>
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Nov 30, 2006 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey salb
Any idea where BTF went?
there's simply no club like the white elephant club

by walk off bunt on Nov 30, 2006 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Danny knows
link

Domain name got stuck in limbo being shuttled around.  In the meantime, there's some action at http://66.197.210.165/  You'll get errors if you try to click around the links, but just click the link and replace www.baseballthinkfactory.org with 66.197.210.165/ in the URL and you'll be fine.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Nov 30, 2006 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

so it's not just me?
phew.  Yes, I googled it too but couldn't see any discussion about this anywhere.  Cybersquatting I guess, maybe legit, maybe not.  I know that my father's company had one of their URL's stolen for a couple of days before responding with legal action and serious threats from International Hell's Angels.

by jakarta on Nov 30, 2006 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get the McCartney reference
Is he poor or something now? Anyone have a link?

by Philip Christy on Nov 30, 2006 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

He's in a bitter divorce battle
With his rebound wife Heather Mills.  She's after a lot of his cash.  Somehow, I think Paul will keep enough of it, although he might have to downgrade to basic cable.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

No word yet
as to whether that stimulating discussion of legal theory has made it into the casebooks.  However, legal scholars are still actively studying the proceedings here

by DavidA on Nov 30, 2006 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard it's going to cost him...
an arm and a leg.
"...sometimes I can't tell the difference between baseball and magic."- salb918 "Ellie plowed into him like an evil, pink unicorn."-ArakSOT

by McFood on Nov 30, 2006 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

She's putting her best foot forward.
Via Fedex.
"That's one osteoporitic offense." - Jeepers, on the SF Giants

by Ozzz on Nov 30, 2006 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

she doesn't have a leg to stand on
rip 2006, it was nice while it lasted.

by ak_A on Nov 30, 2006 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

YAAAAAY!
I mean...

BOOOO!

"...sometimes I can't tell the difference between baseball and magic."- salb918 "Ellie plowed into him like an evil, pink unicorn."-ArakSOT

by McFood on Nov 30, 2006 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that everything needs a link.
When I die, one of you is going to show up at my memorial service and ask for a link confirming my death.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Nov 30, 2006 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

There will be a URL on the casket.
CONFIRMED.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

No, it'll say day-to-day.
And Will Carroll will say you're due for Tommy John surgery any day now.
"That's one osteoporitic offense." - Jeepers, on the SF Giants

by Ozzz on Nov 30, 2006 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

"Uploaded for a blogger to be named
later"
"B.I.P."
(Blog IN Peace")

<Whispers: "He looks so natural", "he might be blogging right now!". Adjusts keyboard to in use position>

by A s Eh on Nov 30, 2006 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I won't
I'll just speculate wildly on the competence of your medical team.
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Nov 30, 2006 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Former Russian PM falls ill.
Leader of opposition party believes he was poisoned.  I'm beginning to suspect the Kremlin paid off a sushi chef in Toronto.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Nov 30, 2006 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

I wonder if it was Polonium again.
His transformation from a slap-hitting outfielder with a proclivity for teenage girls into an element whose radioactive isotopes kill Russian politicians has been remarkable.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Placido Polonium!
"That's one osteoporitic offense." - Jeepers, on the SF Giants

by Ozzz on Nov 30, 2006 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

MARCO!
POLONIUM!
"...sometimes I can't tell the difference between baseball and magic."- salb918 "Ellie plowed into him like an evil, pink unicorn."-ArakSOT

by McFood on Nov 30, 2006 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Polonium dancer!

Man, that stuff will really mutate a girl, won't it?
"That's one osteoporitic offense." - Jeepers, on the SF Giants

by Ozzz on Nov 30, 2006 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

AJ "Polonium in the groin" Pierzynski
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Nov 30, 2006 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yegor Gaidar
gaidar, and his ally, anatoly chubias, were both interviewed in the second part of the PBS documentary "the commanding heights: the battle for the world economy."
all three parts (six hours) are on the pbs website:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/commandingheights/

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Nov 30, 2006 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Best Book Ever
I'm glad they added pictures and "spoken" words.  Who would have thought dense economic and political theory would make an interesting tv show?
Signatures? We don't need no stinking signatures.

by jubjub on Nov 30, 2006 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, great book, documentary, and website.
the first two parts of the documentary are really good, the third part feels a bit like it was added on in response to current events.  

the website is useful, it has the full interviews with each of the hundred or so people, so you can get more than just the sound bytes they ended up using.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Nov 30, 2006 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

is anyone else's gaidar going off?
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Nov 30, 2006 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey! Yegor my gaidar!
No! You yegor MY gaidar!
"...sometimes I can't tell the difference between baseball and magic."- salb918 "Ellie plowed into him like an evil, pink unicorn."-ArakSOT

by McFood on Nov 30, 2006 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You lanced my blankenship!
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Nov 30, 2006 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

chubAIs
"...but we're also always open to hearing about other sandwiches if it can make our lunch better." -- Nico, channeling Billy Beane

by iglew on Nov 30, 2006 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy Birthday
RICH HARDEN! Woo!!

Don't get yourself injured this year, dammit.

"Yeah, I think I hit a kid." - Rich Harden (regarding sailing the ball into the stands.)

by heartsforharden on Nov 30, 2006 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

Don't give him any candles. He will be out for
2 more years, in traction from blowing out his candles.

by theblackpearl on Nov 30, 2006 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

And Will Carroll will say...
...bah, I can't do the same joke twice.
"That's one osteoporitic offense." - Jeepers, on the SF Giants

by Ozzz on Nov 30, 2006 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Good God.
A high-school basketball team picked with a method inspired by parents who act like they're still in middle school.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It would quickly become a 4-person panel
I'm sure at some point I would snap and kill oaktoon. Then I would go to jail and Cindi would run the show.

I'd hate to see the Win Shares graph for that administration.

Why yes. I am a ray of warm and fuzzy sunshine.

by grover on Nov 30, 2006 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

A's spring training schedule
released.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

Should we start a pool on who he'll sign with?
My money's on the Giants.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 11:32 AM PST reply actions  

I clearly went to the wrong high school
Then again, my attendance was never perfect...
There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Nov 30, 2006 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

no kidding
the closest I got was winning a Casio keyboard as a door prize at prom
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Nov 30, 2006 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmmm
I guess they haven't seen you freak dance. I hear you're all hands.
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Nov 30, 2006 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

International love
Russian hands and Roman fingers.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Nov 30, 2006 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny thing is ...
no one really minded Sal rubbing their calves ...

by devo on Nov 30, 2006 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes
for more tender veal.
In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Nov 30, 2006 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I won a cassette tape copy
of The Escape Club's "Wild Wild West" at a middle school dance.  Top THAT, people :-).
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I was last guy kneeling
for "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" at a high school formal.
Why yes. I am a ray of warm and fuzzy sunshine.

by grover on Nov 30, 2006 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I vomited on the cake and drove a golf cart...
into the koi pond at a wedding reception.

My own.

Oh, sorry, I thought we had transitioned to "my most embarrassing moments".

"...sometimes I can't tell the difference between baseball and magic."- salb918 "Ellie plowed into him like an evil, pink unicorn."-ArakSOT

by McFood on Nov 30, 2006 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

In second grade
my class got free records of "Kokomo." Hey, it was exciting at the time...
"We are a complete freak show." -- Billy Beane

by day-to-day on Nov 30, 2006 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

M's sign Lehr
USS Mariner is reporting that the Mariners have signed former A Justin Lehr to a minor league contract. For some reason they are excited by this. Long-time AN'ers will remember that for a brief time in 2004 Lehr and Jairo Garcia were going to solve all of our bullpen problems. That didn't quite work out. He was subsequently traded to Milwaukee for half of the immortal Keith Ginter, and was used mostly as a starter last year at AAA Nashville.

I'm guessing the crew at USSM will be somewhat less excited by the news that the M's have also expressed interest in Luis Gonzalez (aka this year's Carl Everett).

In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Nov 30, 2006 1:43 PM PST reply actions  

I can't wait until some country
institutes punitive segway tariffs.   The economic consequences for the US GDP could be literally in the hundreds of dollars.

by DavidA on Nov 30, 2006 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the US needs to
impose Segway tariffs now to protect the hard-working American who manufactures our Segways.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Nov 30, 2006 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Its late enough in the workday
that it took me until the third reading of that sentence to read closely enough to get the joke.

by DavidA on Nov 30, 2006 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Segway?



Best. show. ever.
It's a shame that families get torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs. -Jack Handey

by JediLeroy on Dec 1, 2006 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

A million a year on cognac ...
that's why he's such a not nice fellow, he's perpetually hung over -- if you assume his average bottle costs $1k, that leaves him at 3 bottles/day!

by devo on Nov 30, 2006 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally hittin em where it hurts
Taking away booze, TVs, and toys might finally push this man over the edge.

Im sure hes got enough johnny walker in his palace to last 100 lifetimes.

"...we don't score six, seven runs. We score three, four runs and play defense and pitch" - Eric Chavez

by pickinmachine on Nov 30, 2006 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Does the state religion ...
of worshipping Kim Jong Il include a belief in reincarnation? If so, that might not be enough ...

by devo on Nov 30, 2006 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Zito meets with Rangers
No information about the outcome of the meeting.  However, the article does state that "the Rangers are definitely serious about making Zito their #1 free-agent target this winter."
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 4:25 PM PST reply actions  

Please do
That would make it a tight race however for best signing of the offseason for the A's.  Gary Mathews Jr. still makes me giddy.  I am salivating just thinking of the expensive mediocrity the Angels just bought.  If the rest of the AL West ever wakes up, we are going to be in deeeeep trouble.  

by mikedaviswhereareyou on Nov 30, 2006 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.
I can see the idea that Barry Zito will be overpaid, but comparing him with Gary Matthews?  Matthews has had one good season, and Zito has a career ERA of 3.55 in 1,430 innings.

I don't know if it's some kind of A's fan defense mechanism, but all the Zito hating on the site is boggling my mind.  Will he be overpaid?  No doubt.  If he's signed by a team for whom payroll is actually a concern, could his contract become an albatross?  Sure.  But no matter how flawed we all think Zito is, he still has a proven track record as a durable, reliable pitcher in the big leagues.  He will make the team he signs with better, regardless of whether or not he's worth the money he gets.

"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Our style of hitting
matches up well against Zito.

Ergo, having him in AL West is good for us:  We do fine against him, and he still gets to beat the Angels a few times.

"...but we're also always open to hearing about other sandwiches if it can make our lunch better." -- Nico, channeling Billy Beane

by iglew on Nov 30, 2006 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah
Thing is, Zito also keeps on beating the Mariners, the Indians, the Devil Rays, the Royals...
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crapola!
This is not good. They got rid of Eaton to get Zito! Jeezus! NOOOOOO!
Let's GO OAKLAND!!!

by OaktownRajah on Nov 30, 2006 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Former Royal Bust Joe Vitiello
the #7 overall pick of the 1991 draft is being honored at royals review

http://www.royalsreview.com/story/2006/11/30/15418/139

He coulda been the next Phil Hiatt/Matt Stairs after a 2003 "breakout" with the Expos, but instead he spent 2004 raking in Toledo and waiting for a call that never came

one of the greatest Royals of the 1990s however

www.royalsreview.com

by Freneau on Nov 30, 2006 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

hey,
just wanted to give you props for the affiliate profiles on RR.  They are, IMO, the best non-AN-baseball thing on SBN (and second on all of SBN, from what I've found, just behind UDubDish's fun with facebook profiles).
"The hard... is what makes it great."

by Jjjsixsix on Nov 30, 2006 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

A latter-day Steve "Bye Bye" Balboni
"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" --Johnny Rotten

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Nov 30, 2006 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

a trustworthy, if pidgin, palindrome
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Nov 30, 2006 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Selig to retire
when his contract runs out.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2681764

"We are a complete freak show." -- Billy Beane

by day-to-day on Nov 30, 2006 6:11 PM PST reply actions  

his contract with MLB ...
... or his one with Satan?
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Nov 30, 2006 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Hallelujah!
It'll be a great day when MLB is rid of that evil bastard.  Though the downward progression of commissioners since Bowie Kuhn suggests that the next guy'll be even worse.  Maybe Rupert Murdoch.
"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" --Johnny Rotten

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Nov 30, 2006 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear Donnie Rumsfeld
is looking for a job.
"Even if you know the deck is stacked in your favor, you still have to have the discipline to trust the math and the cojones to go to the ATM." BB

by green star oakland on Nov 30, 2006 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll believe it when I see it
Or don't see it, as the case may be.  I think this is about the 14th time that Selig has talked about retiring, yet there he is - as troll-like as ever.

Actually, that's a bit harsh.  I don't think he deserves nearly the amount of blame that he has received.  The All Star Game that ended as a tie wasn't his fault, the wild card was a good idea, and interleague play is good now that they are moving around the divisional matchups.  That said, I'll be happier when someone else is in charge.

ducks to avoid flying chair

by JLeverenz on Dec 1, 2006 7:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Sniff...I miss the link dump
All day long with jeepers' drunken Schaefer bit hanging up there fat in the zone, and no one labeled the new guy "the one coach to have when you're having more than one."

Drink Schaefer beer!

"Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?" --Johnny Rotten

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Nov 30, 2006 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

Jeepers, you said:
"There's been a little discussion of why Schaefer was hired for this position, instead of successful RiverCats manager Tony DeFrancesco, so I guess I'll add my take on this.  I think that our AAA manager actually serves a more valuable role to the organization than our bench coach does, so if he's good at working with young players, the big club is actually served better by continuing that relationship.  It also avoids putting Geren in the uncomfortable position of having a legitimate candidate for his replacement sitting at his side.  I think it's safe to say that there's no way Bob Schaefer will ever manage the A's."

A's Eh!: RiverCat Team IS the A's "bench".

by A s Eh on Nov 30, 2006 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

Actually
aribitration-eligible RiverCats, but that's just a technicality.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Nov 30, 2006 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes but my implication was we have a
player 90 minutes away anytime we like.

Not as close as the dugout bench but a valuable asset.

by A s Eh on Dec 3, 2006 12:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Mulder in the Sky with Diamonds...
I think I had a dream like that onces!
"This is the best hug in the major leagues, right here!" - Swisher Pics

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Nov 30, 2006 11:06 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like the beginning to a joke...
and the punchline is...

Anna Benson!

"...sometimes I can't tell the difference between baseball and magic."- salb918 "Ellie plowed into him like an evil, pink unicorn."-ArakSOT

by McFood on Dec 1, 2006 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I am shamelessly
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Dec 1, 2006 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

making my own diary have 100 comments.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Dec 1, 2006 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

I completely understand
It's a total diary hallmark - akin to a 20-win season
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is embarassing

by ArakSOT on Dec 1, 2006 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't want to be
the Bert Blyleven of diarists.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Dec 1, 2006 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I achieved it only once my entire career
there's no way I make the AN Diarist HOF
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is embarassing

by ArakSOT on Dec 1, 2006 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It's all timing ...
you picked a slow time (akin to having a poor offense) to post a DLD.

I've topped the 100 mark twice but I've been in the 80s and 90s a few other times.

I hope the DOF (Diarist of Fame) voters note that I accumulated my comments without once posting a DLD. Don't leave me hanging, guys!

by devo on Dec 1, 2006 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

wait
so you're saying it's easier to hit 100 comments if the Diary is a DLD? why should that be the case?
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is embarassing

by ArakSOT on Dec 1, 2006 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't know, but it's true
If Jay Witasick gets involved, they can reach 355 comments, not including 47 comment continuations.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Dec 1, 2006 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno...
Maybe DLDs routinely top 100 comments because good diarists post them, not because of some quality inate to DLDs. I mean, you could argue that front-end of the rotation guys are more likely to have 20-win seasons on account of they're getting more starts over the course of the year, but wouldn't it be more parsimonious to say they get more 20-win seasons because they're better pitchers?
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is embarassing

by ArakSOT on Dec 1, 2006 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

That reasoning
is known as Oquist's Razor.
In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Dec 1, 2006 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

no, that's Begging the Quistion
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Dec 1, 2006 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Since your argument
is nothing but flattering to me, I endorse it wholeheartedly.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Dec 1, 2006 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

and look at us padding your stats!
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is embarassing

by ArakSOT on Dec 1, 2006 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

jeepers' stats are padded?
I always thought they were too big to be real ...
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Dec 1, 2006 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I note that we've all been too polite
(until now) to point out that jeepers had to resort to cheating to get this 100-comment diary.

<cough>gambler<cough>

"San Jose A's of Fremont" is embarassing

by ArakSOT on Dec 1, 2006 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll have you know
that this is the 144th comment, so any affect my cheating had on the outcome is incidental.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Dec 1, 2006 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not here to talk about the past
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Dec 4, 2006 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

That's valid ...
lets look into it ...
Jeepers, clearly a spectacular diarist.

Jeepers has published 15 diaries.
11 DLDs and 4 others
of the 11 DLDs, 8 have topped 100 comments.
of the 4 others, none have.

SalB, another great
59 DLDs and 47 others
38 of the DLDs topped 100 (most of the others came in the early days of the DLD)
of the 47 others, none have.

by devo on Dec 1, 2006 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

so grover is something of an anomaly
which isn't such a big suprise
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is embarassing

by ArakSOT on Dec 1, 2006 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I resemble that remark
<yuk yuk yuk>

I'm special, biyatch!!!

Why yes. I am a ray of warm and fuzzy sunshine.

by grover on Dec 1, 2006 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Be civil.
He's more humany that anamoly.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Dec 1, 2006 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

17 of the last 25 have topped 100
and this is the slowest time of the year for the site.

By contrast, none of the last 100 non-DLD diaries have topped 100.

The last one to do it.

by devo on Dec 1, 2006 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I could have topped 100
if I had merged my last series into 1 diary. I'd have topped 100 comments easy... or left most of AN in a coma.

50-50 either way.

Why yes. I am a ray of warm and fuzzy sunshine.

by grover on Dec 1, 2006 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe
But I have submitted 59 diaries

1 DLD
58 Others

My DLD tanked, but 6 of my non-DLD diaries topped 100+ comments.

Why yes. I am a ray of warm and fuzzy sunshine.

by grover on Dec 1, 2006 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

impressive ...
5 years after you retire from AN, I would proud to introduce you for your induction to the DOF.

by devo on Dec 1, 2006 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

aww shucks...
thanks.
Why yes. I am a ray of warm and fuzzy sunshine.

by grover on Dec 1, 2006 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We'll make him sit next to oaktoon
at the induction ceremony.

I would also vote for Jennifer when she comes up for the DOF.

Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Dec 1, 2006 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

In the spirit
of Bret Saberhagen, I'd like to announce that if elected to the AN Hall of Fame, I would refuse the honor unless reztips is also included.
In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Dec 1, 2006 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Good longevity,
but your peak wasn't high enough.  Nice try, though.
Stat Wonk Futurist

by salb918 on Dec 1, 2006 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Look who's talking.
In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Dec 1, 2006 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That has to be
the emptiest empty threat I've heard in some time.
"Look its either batman or batman and robin not robin w/o batman robin isn't sh@#."--cchefz71

by jeepers on Dec 1, 2006 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If you don't retract that statement
I'm going to move to Las Vegas.
In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Dec 1, 2006 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe Portland.
But definitely out of state.
In the stands the home crowd scatters For the turnstiles

by andeux on Dec 1, 2006 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You're just jealous
'cause you won't be allowed on the podium.

Besides, what makes you think there'd be any room for someone other than oaktoon in the HOF?

Why yes. I am a ray of warm and fuzzy sunshine.

by grover on Dec 1, 2006 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally ...
here's a list of my favorite diaries of hers.

by devo on Dec 1, 2006 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

talk about homerism
Jennifer hasn't posted a single diary!
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is embarassing

by ArakSOT on Dec 1, 2006 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

...which devo has already pointed out
in a far more clever way. It's no wonder he's collected more 100-comment diaries than I have.
"San Jose A's of Fremont" is embarassing

by ArakSOT on Dec 1, 2006 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

How many of the comments
in the 100-topping diaries were yours ?
"Even if you know the deck is stacked in your favor, you still have to have the discipline to trust the math and the cojones to go to the ATM." BB

by green star oakland on Dec 1, 2006 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know
How many of the DLD comments were puns and attempts at puns?
Why yes. I am a ray of warm and fuzzy sunshine.

by grover on Dec 1, 2006 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we both know the answer to that !
"Even if you know the deck is stacked in your favor, you still have to have the discipline to trust the math and the cojones to go to the ATM." BB

by green star oakland on Dec 1, 2006 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

and don't forget the rare blocked puns
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Dec 1, 2006 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

is that a meta-pun ?
"Even if you know the deck is stacked in your favor, you still have to have the discipline to trust the math and the cojones to go to the ATM." BB

by green star oakland on Dec 1, 2006 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

no, that would be ...
... this guy.
People wanted Washington because he would do a better job of establishing the run. -- andeux @('.')@

by monkeyball on Dec 1, 2006 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

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