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With Barry Bonds as DH...

With our need for a Big Stick, magine the Possibilities with Bonds:

Barry Bond's Proposed Salary:  $10 million
Number of RBI's: 90 (average over last 7 years)
OBP: .732 (average over last 7 years)
Crowd Participation: 100%

Increase in game attendance and media coverage:  Priceless

For everything else, there's Billy's MasterCard

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732 OBP!!!!
That's amazing. Sign me up!!

by OaktownIn06 on Nov 17, 2006 2:27 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

dude's highest OBP
in the last 7 years was .609 in '04....

by arch on Nov 17, 2006 2:30 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Oh sure
You just had to bring in your "real" statstics and your "math" to this discussion.
Green eyes come from yellow flecks of fatty pigment on a dark background. Some men think a green-eyed woman is exotic. The truth is she's got fat eyes.

by Furious George on Nov 17, 2006 8:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Crowd participation may be 100%...
..but at least 50 of those percentage points will feature fans 'participating' by flipping the guy off.

And at least 1% of those participating fans will be doing so at other teams ballparks, where cheaters aren't embraced.

"It's time to blow this team up." - Oaktoon, July 2006

by Ozzz on Nov 17, 2006 3:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

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