Curse of the JSFH House lifted!
In 10+ years of parking in the northwest corner of the BART lot when attending A's games, one landmark has always been the backdrop for my pregame burrito consumption and games of catch: The Jesus Saves From Hell House (below is the view from Snell Street, and here is the satellite view).

In its heyday of the late-80s/early 90s, the Jesus Saves From Hell House stood proud with its message of redemption, its inhabitants no doubt fighting Satan tooth and nail, etc. However, later in the decade, things went awry for the JSFHH; it was abandoned, and (along with the small apartment building next door) became a crack house. The cleansing flames on the JSFH sign faded.
Meanwhile, the A's... well, we know what happened in the mid-to-late 90s and- even worse- what happened in '00-'03. So as long as the JSFHH has been a crack house, the A's have not won a playoff series. Coincidence?
I think not. For, as you can see from the photograph below, the JSFHH was demolished during the last week of the regular season. Pretty clear cause and effect, eh?

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why is jesus in hell?
He thought it would be more enjoyable
timely, obliq South Park quote
Jesus Saves, Satan Spends....
by AthleticsMojo on Oct 9, 2006 11:21 AM PDT reply actions
And Moses invests.
by senork on Oct 10, 2006 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Hilarious
Chris (looking at the Twinkie in his hand): I'm going to turn you into poo
BTW
I think there was a 3rd dish on the front side
At least one curse has been lifted
Interestingly, despite parking within an Eckstein throw of this place hundreds of times over the years, my truck was never once broken into (no such assurances for those who park on the nearby street rather than in the BART lot proper).
And a note to the reztipsy-types: with or without the A's, this area is redeveloping. Yet another new housing development of 150 mostly market-rate units is going up just the other side of 68th Ave., developers are salivating over other industrial parcels along San Leandro St., and a Coliseum BART transit village is happening in the next 5 or so years.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 9, 2006 11:41 AM PDT reply actions
Hmmmmmmmmm ...
JRBH
Coincidence?
...does this mean anything for the ALCS (?):
As for this diary, it appears that A's fans are razing hell. Channeled Nico for that one. But seriously, is there any greater irony than having a "Jesus saves from hell" sign on a crack house? I bet the Christian members of the Oakland police dept shied away from making any raids there. All I know is, if I was a frequenter of bad houses (there's an Atomizer reference for you, Aphid), you'd find me at the one with the satellite dish, ironic sign, and prime location across the street from A's baseball.
Bad Houses, eh?
I have wondered about the satellite dishes on the JSFHH; I must assume they were installed during the early phase of the crack-house-ization process (maybe it was a promotional thing: "Watch 150 channels while you smoke the best crack in town!"
Thanks for channeling me,
but what about when ...
Will you then be in favor of chunnel-turfing?
Surely no one would be bothered by

how about a little ...
Haha, That's exactly where we used to park...
Then we'd buy $5 scalper tickets on the skyway, go inside and poach $35 seats behind the dugout. Ah, the mid-90's A's games. So many memories, but I can't seem to remember them all...
I always thought...
by drummer510 on Oct 9, 2006 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Satellite dishes...
What Would Jesus Do?
the crack channel
by emperor nobody on Oct 10, 2006 10:00 AM PDT reply actions

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