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Curse of the JSFH House lifted!

In 10+ years of parking in the northwest corner of the BART lot when attending A's games, one landmark has always been the backdrop for my pregame burrito consumption and games of catch: The Jesus Saves From Hell House (below is the view from Snell Street, and here is the satellite view).



In its heyday of the late-80s/early 90s, the Jesus Saves From Hell House stood proud with its message of redemption, its inhabitants no doubt fighting Satan tooth and nail, etc. However, later in the decade, things went awry for the JSFHH; it was abandoned, and (along with the small apartment building next door) became a crack house. The cleansing flames on the JSFH sign faded.

Meanwhile, the A's... well, we know what happened in the mid-to-late 90s and- even worse- what happened in '00-'03. So as long as the JSFHH has been a crack house, the A's have not won a playoff series. Coincidence?

I think not. For, as you can see from the photograph below, the JSFHH was demolished during the last week of the regular season. Pretty clear cause and effect, eh?



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Anything to the JSFHH Curse?
Yes, that must have been the problem!
18 votes
No, curses are for Red Sox and Cubs fans.
25 votes
What do you have against crack houses?
40 votes

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why is jesus in hell?
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Oct 9, 2006 11:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He thought it would be more enjoyable
closing games for them than the Yankees.
"Next thing you know, they'll have me taking an overdose of pills."--Milton Bradley

by jeepers on Oct 9, 2006 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

timely, obliq South Park quote
"Well, where was I gonna go, Detroit?"

by calgbear on Oct 9, 2006 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Saves, Satan Spends....
Who'd be more fun to hang with?

by AthleticsMojo on Oct 9, 2006 11:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Moses invests.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
When the lights...go down...in the city...

by senork on Oct 10, 2006 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious
and here I thought the A's won becuase the morning after we learned the A's would be facing the Twins and not the Tigers, my Family Guy Quote Generator produced the following quote:

Chris (looking at the Twinkie in his hand): I'm going to turn you into poo

I miss Bill King :(

by gojohn10 on Oct 9, 2006 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW
It's nice to see the crack addicts can get high while enjoying over 155 channels for only $39.99/mo
I miss Bill King :(

by gojohn10 on Oct 9, 2006 11:37 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think there was a 3rd dish on the front side
so they actually had 3 dishes going at once!  That always cracked me up (no pun intended)
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Oct 10, 2006 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least one curse has been lifted
I'm guessing that long-suffering, multi-generational, attack dog owning and presumably heavily armed (yet invariably friendly) family who has lived next door all these years really feels that a curse has been lifted.  The JSFH house was a magnet for a lot of wretched despair.  

Interestingly, despite parking within an Eckstein throw of this place hundreds of times over the years, my truck was never once broken into (no such assurances for those who park on the nearby street rather than in the BART lot proper).

And a note to the reztipsy-types:  with or without the A's, this area is redeveloping.  Yet another new housing development of 150 mostly market-rate units is going up just the other side of 68th Ave., developers are salivating over other industrial parcels along San Leandro St., and a Coliseum BART transit village is happening in the next 5 or so years.

The Green and Golden Road to Unlimited Devotion

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Oct 9, 2006 11:41 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmmmmmmm ...
JSFH

JRBH

Coincidence?

but jesus--rhyming is a pain in the ass! -- Rubin Sierra @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 9, 2006 12:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

...does this mean anything for the ALCS (?):
I have now 2 diaries recommended in one day (this and floyd's Onion-esque satire, which I thought was genuine through about three paragraphs...or maybe five...); this is rare for me.  I'm not one of the recommend-the-daily-link-dump-daily types; I try to keep my recommendations scarce if not valuable, heh.  As for something to consider for the offseason, I actually wish we could keep tabs of diaries that we've recommended throughout our time on AN, to make it easier to go back and read some of the personal favorites.  Or something along those lines.

As for this diary, it appears that A's fans are razing hell.  Channeled Nico for that one.  But seriously, is there any greater irony than having a "Jesus saves from hell" sign on a crack house?  I bet the Christian members of the Oakland police dept shied away from making any raids there.  All I know is, if I was a frequenter of bad houses (there's an Atomizer reference for you, Aphid), you'd find me at the one with the satellite dish, ironic sign, and prime location across the street from A's baseball.

I am no drunkard, I'm a hard-working man.

by Cutthemullet on Oct 9, 2006 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad Houses, eh?
Is that where you find the Fists of Love? Now I need to dust off the ol' vinyl and put that one on, to inspire me...

I have wondered about the satellite dishes on the JSFHH; I must assume they were installed during the early phase of the crack-house-ization process (maybe it was a promotional thing: "Watch 150 channels while you smoke the best crack in town!"

"You can throw your cocks if I don't care!" - Iggy Pop

by AlamedaAphid on Oct 9, 2006 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for channeling me,
Cutthemullet. I'm glad you weren't channeling any peasants, because I don't really approve of channel-serfing.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 9, 2006 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but what about when ...
... MLB expands to Europe, and the joint France-UK team builds an underground stadium convenient to both countries.

Will you then be in favor of chunnel-turfing?

but jesus--rhyming is a pain in the ass! -- Rubin Sierra @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 10, 2006 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Surely no one would be bothered by
a little chinchilla surfing?

I don't know how I did it, but I quieted this crowd in my head today. -Zito, 10/3/06

by LAXile on Oct 10, 2006 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about a little ...
... Chowchilla swerving?
but jesus--rhyming is a pain in the ass! -- Rubin Sierra @('.')@

by monkeyball on Oct 10, 2006 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, That's exactly where we used to park...
In that same lot, with a little propane grill on the tailgate of my old Bronco 2, playing catch, listening to Bill call the first inning or so...
Then we'd buy $5 scalper tickets on the skyway, go inside and poach $35 seats behind the dugout. Ah, the mid-90's A's games. So many memories, but I can't seem to remember them all...

by Elvez on Oct 9, 2006 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I always thought...
The people who held the "Trust Jesus" sign in the Blackhole during Raider game field goals, came from that house. I always that house was fairly iconic almost like a historical site in East Oakland Hegenberger area. Weird
You know I'm so Bay wit' it Athletics A's fitted

by drummer510 on Oct 9, 2006 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Satellite dishes...
Once you get the dishes installed, and then cancel, they don't take down the dish, they just have you remove and send back the transponder, plus the control boxes and remotes. That way they don't have to re-install it if you ever start up again, and it appears that everyone is still using a dish.
"...sometimes I can't tell the difference between baseball and magic."- salb918 "Ellie plowed into him like an evil, pink unicorn."-ArakSOT

by McFood on Oct 9, 2006 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What Would Jesus Do?
Smoke crack, apparently. Who knew?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 9, 2006 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fosse wouldn't.
""Let's [stay] home and do this shit!"

by mikeA on Oct 9, 2006 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the crack channel
I would see that house from the BART on the way by and always thought it was some sort of church.  I guess it was, only they were putting their faith in more than one Rock.
1972...1973...1974...1989...2006

by emperor nobody on Oct 10, 2006 10:00 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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