Mocking the Yankees
Let us pause a moment to consider the pathetic Yankees.
- Look what $220,000,000 buys: Jack shit.
- Fastest change from "Best offense ever" to "Most overrated offense ever." Joe Morgan: Wrong again (said this was greatest offense ever).
- Regardless of who we want the A's to play, it's great to see these 25 Grade A assholes and their management lose. After Game 1, everybody thought it was over and Cashman was on ESPN sounding smug as hell.
- Congratulations to Jason Giambi, who took the money to go to a team that benched him in an elimination game. Enjoy the view from the bench. I'm sure it's miserable.
- Congratulations to A-Rod on becoming the most miserable and maligned player in major league baseball. Life is so much better for Marco Scutaro than you right now. No, wait, life is so much better for Antonio Perez right now.
- Is there anything funnier than Wright-LIDLE-Bruney-Proctor with the season on the line. And your payroll is $80 million higher than the next closest team? So great to see this pathetic collection of mercenaries humiliated.
- Barry Zito is making, like, 10 million more dollars than he already would have because of this series. Steinbrenner is going to drive the price of pitching insanely high. Hope Zito doesn't go to them, though. He'll be miserable--too.
- Yankees record in post-season since 2000 is awful. No World Series wins and plenty of embarrassment.
- Blowing a lead to Arizona in the 9th inning of Game 7.
- Having their ass kicked by the Angels.
- The choke job against the underdog Marlins--in six.
- The biggest ever choke job against the Red Sox. The only team ever to blow a 3-0 lead.
- Another loss to the Angels--who even remembers a play from that series, and it was all in prime time.
- And now this: losing in four game to a team that bumbled into the playoffs, having just been swept by the Royals, their pitching in shambles.
So, really, fuck the Yankees. They're worthless, pathetic, overpaid losers.
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Giambi wasnt benched.
by OaktownPower on Oct 7, 2006 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean?
by mikeA on Oct 7, 2006 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sat because he is hurt.
by OaktownPower on Oct 7, 2006 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
by CyberFT on Oct 7, 2006 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankee's SUCK!!!
by gojohn10 on Oct 7, 2006 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Salaries
by JLaff on Oct 7, 2006 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
somewhat overstated
by dscel on Oct 7, 2006 4:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Their record the last six years is horrible
That's a complete post-season debacle.
by RLangford on Oct 7, 2006 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure hope not.
by Ozzz on Oct 8, 2006 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So ESPN will be awarding them with WS rings anyway
by GreenNGoldSooner on Oct 7, 2006 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeter will be the next ESPN player analyst
by JLaff on Oct 7, 2006 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't knock Jeter...
by DMOAS on Oct 7, 2006 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like I was right
by Nick on Oct 7, 2006 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
all very true
by sf drift king on Oct 7, 2006 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, there is always next year
by MobiusKlein on Oct 7, 2006 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN programming this week
Afternoons - NLCS games
Evenings - Derek Jeter coverage (Derek Jeter: Greatest Baseball Player ever, or Greatest Human Being ever?)
by matthias on Oct 7, 2006 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looking forward to Jetercam...
by calvin on Oct 7, 2006 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
20 consecutive innings shut out
Yup, that's the most powerful lineup in baseball history.
Sweeeeeeeeet.
by green star oakland on Oct 7, 2006 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they really 25 assholes?
by MobiusKlein on Oct 7, 2006 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Overstated, of course
Let's take the great and admiable Rivera, and subject him to the syllogism I used to come to my determination for each player:
All Yankees are assholes
Mariano Rivera is a Yankee
Mariano Rivera is an asshole
Sorry if it's harsh. But Rivera could make the moral choice and demand a trade. He chooses to play for the Yankees; thus, he has to live with the consequences.
by RLangford on Oct 7, 2006 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"admirable"
by RLangford on Oct 7, 2006 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the proof is complete!
by xbhaskarx on Oct 7, 2006 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
xbh
I'm thinking you're feeling really good about it.
by RLangford on Oct 7, 2006 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm thinking the playoffs are a crapshoot
as far as the prediction goes, i said in that diary:
"I won't pick the A's because I don't want to jinx them"
by xbhaskarx on Oct 7, 2006 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So wait
(All said/written in fun.)
by RLangford on Oct 7, 2006 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
taking credit?
by xbhaskarx on Oct 7, 2006 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You, sir,
by mikeA on Oct 7, 2006 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Side Question
Wondering if that's you.
by RLangford on Oct 7, 2006 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just checked out your tag
Been a subscriber for about 20 years, since I was in college.
I'll now be looking for more erudition in all you write.
by RLangford on Oct 7, 2006 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
Your posts are consistently hilarious: take it from a soon-to-be erstwhile member of the East Coast media.
I took a stab at erudition in my diary.
by mikeA on Oct 7, 2006 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I dis the New Republic
by MobiusKlein on Oct 8, 2006 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure hope not.
Sockpuppetry, Stephen Glass, imploding subscription base - it's such fertile ground.
by Ozzz on Oct 8, 2006 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I thought I was being obscure!
by MobiusKlein on Oct 8, 2006 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gee whiz
But wow, if it makes you feel like you know something, go for it.
by RLangford on Oct 8, 2006 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
new republic articles are way too long and boring
by xbhaskarx on Oct 9, 2006 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wha?
Was Stephen Glass NOT a plagiarist? Are TNR sub numbers NOT coming down?
I can back my statements up with evidence. Can you?
You're normally better than this, TR.
by Ozzz on Oct 9, 2006 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So it's OK to dis ESPN
(because we read about it at Kos? Cmmon, DKos is for the newbies. We get our snark straight from billmon.)
by MobiusKlein on Oct 9, 2006 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To the Yankees:
That's all.
by Nico on Oct 7, 2006 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So goes the night..
I have NOTHING MORE TO SAY!
A-rod sucks and Jeter swallows
And the rest of the team can follow.
by Sheldon72 on Oct 7, 2006 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mock On, Mock On
Mock on, mock on: `tis all in vain!
You kick the sand against the ump,
The ump kicks you out of the game.
And each sand becomes a Web Gem,
Reflected in the box score line;
Blown back they blind your mocking Eye,
While Tigers on the basepaths shine.
The Failures of your Pitching Staff
Offensive Output, too, is Slight
Expect Pink Slips from your owner George,
While Motown's cars do burn tonight.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Oct 7, 2006 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This of course made me think...
In the ballpark of Detroit,
What immortal catcher's twitch
Could frame thy fearful payoff pitch?
...but I'll stop while I'm ahead.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Oct 7, 2006 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jean-Jacques Cano
Great poem, GnGS!
by Nick on Oct 8, 2006 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make that "Reveries"
Early morning. Ugh. Need coffee.
by Nick on Oct 8, 2006 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here you go.
by Nico on Oct 8, 2006 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[Arranges press conference
[Puts sweater back in closet]
by Nick on Oct 8, 2006 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First ever instance of Voltaire and Rousseau
Let me try:
Hear the voice of the Beane!
Who Present, Past, and Future sees
Whose Eyes have seen
The GoldNGreen
Walk forth 'spite Frank T's Ancient Knees.
by LAXile on Oct 8, 2006 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
says it all
by green star oakland on Oct 7, 2006 10:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
uh huh
by Baseball Equals Life on Oct 8, 2006 12:05 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Steinbrenner signed Pavano?
by rfloh on Oct 8, 2006 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bittersweet
Bernie, Rivera, Jeter, Posada and Torre aren't assholes. They earned their stripes and play the game the right way. The rest of them are a different story. Seeing Wright replaced by Cory Lidle out of desparation in an elimination game was pathetic for that payroll, then they topped it off with an A-Rod to Sheffield error which was even better. I will be surprised if A-Rod finishes out the remainder of his Tom Hicks hoodwinked Lotto ticket with the Yanks...perhaps the Yomiuri Giants are interested
When these Yanks fail to qualify for the post-season that is when AN can collectively flip the bird to the Bronx.
In the meantime, Giambi is still trying to fit into Brosius' jock.
by southofcruiseamerica on Oct 8, 2006 1:40 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
how can somebody WANT to play for this guy?
by gotgreen on Oct 8, 2006 12:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Most people think the Boss is a buffoon
by Nick on Oct 8, 2006 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't steinbrenner
other than that, all i have to say is MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I hope the Yankees like watching GOOD baseball on TV!
by sypher1504 on Oct 8, 2006 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steroids
Their whole roster is littered with guys that were at the peak of their careers at the height of the steroid/HGH era.
Now, with the crackdown, a bunch of smoke and mirrors ballplayers are breaking down at the same time.
by connie mack on Oct 8, 2006 1:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barry Lamar Bonds?
by rfloh on Oct 8, 2006 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked like Barry again in the 2nd half.
by jeepers on Oct 8, 2006 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
I'm guessing he was seeing his free agency options drying up and decided to give his career a little... um.. injection?
by Ozzz on Oct 8, 2006 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure
That was my point when I brought him up. If the crackdown is affecting the likes of Johnson, Giambi, et all, shouldn't it also affect Barry Lamar Bonds?
As for Bonds, he's been playing well long before the last 2 weeks.
by rfloh on Oct 8, 2006 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He really hasn't.
As for the 'crackdown', sling me another shot of HGH and let's talk.
by Ozzz on Oct 9, 2006 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As Chavvy So Aptly Put It
I'm going on record here to predict Barry won't sign with the Yankees. He's too smart to fall for that craziness. Sure he wants to make lots of money, and he will, but he values other things, too. It amuses me how Yankee fans and sportwriters just assume the Yankees can buy Barry, as if it will happen with the snap of a finger. Not. Gonna. Happen.
by SportySpice on Oct 8, 2006 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He may not have a choice...
That's been going on for years. Players are highly pressured to take the most amount of money offered, particularly when there isn't another offer that's close.
They seem to think that if a player takes a LOT less to play elsewhere, that it somehow hurts the bargaining position of every other MLB player.
I'm not saying it makes any sense, but that's the way it's been in the Union since the Marvin Miller days.
by nodaclu on Oct 8, 2006 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the Players' Union
by grover on Oct 8, 2006 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have a single example of this
Now, this kind of rumor could be useful for players or agents to float out there -- "Gee, Brian, Barry would really love to play for you, but the Dodgers are offering a 7th year, and if he doesn't sign for the biggest package Vito and Knuckles are gonna come by his house and break his kneecaps with his guitar" -- but the fact that it could be useful for players if owners believe it doesn't make it true.
by Nick on Oct 8, 2006 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume it's the agent.
5% of ARod is lots more than 5% of Marco, as far as agents are concerned.
(And the 'hometown' discount is for suckers if they are just going to flip you to the Yankees anyway.)
by MobiusKlein on Oct 8, 2006 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Show me one...
You have no more proof then I do, so if I were you I'd rethink what you consider "crap".
by nodaclu on Oct 8, 2006 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was to Nick, by the way...
You have absolutely no idea what goes behind those curtains. I do. I lived with it.
by nodaclu on Oct 8, 2006 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One more thing Nick....
- Griffey - who offered him more money then Cincy did? No one else made a competitive offer because he made it clear he was staying in Cincy. That's 100% different than having two written offers on the table and choosing the one that's 20 million less. Next.
- I don't care about the "hometown discount" talk with Giambi. Where did he ultimately sign? Next.
- Chavvy was never a free agent. He was re-signed before he entered free agency. Next.
Unfortunately, two of your examples above are irrelevant, and Giambi's case actually goes a ways in my direction. That 91 million for Giambi was on the table before the season ended. He talked constantly about wanting to stay in Oakland, yet when the contract was laid out there, he hesitated.
Why?
Because everyone knew that there would be more money on the table from the Yankees after the season ended.
Where did the pressure to not sign with Oakland come from?
His agent?
Okay, maybe.
Who was leaning on his agent?
We can't prove it was the Union, as that would be illegal, and trust me, unions don't work that way anyway.
by nodaclu on Oct 8, 2006 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is your assertion, nodaclu
So you make an assertion with no evidence. I ask for a single piece of evidence, and you respond by asking me to disprove your unproven hypothesis. I might as well assert that players base their free agent decisions on consultation with the Trilateral Commission, the Queen of England, and the International Cocaine Cartel, and than demand that you prove it isn't true.
Can you prove that Giambi didn't consult with Queen Elizabeth II? Can you? Because I think that's how these kind of decisions get made.
Giambi might have been playing games all along, but both he and the A's say that the final sticking point was his demand for a no-trade clause in his final year before his 10-5 status would have kicked in. And if the Big Bad Union really works this way, why wouldn't they pressure Chavez to wait until his free agent year so he could cash in? Why would the "let" Griffey stay in Cincy for less than his open-market value? Wouldn't they "make" him at least go through the motions of negotiating with other teams to drive his price up?
But here's one example, anyway, because I remember the controversy clearly. I went to college in Boston in the 1980's. Bruce Hurst signed with the Padres when he was a free agent rather than re-signing with the Red Sox, who were offering him more money, because he wanted to be closer to his family in Utah. BoSox fans were outraged that their money wasn't good enough for Hurst. No one, as far as I remember, ever mentioned MLBPA, and Hurst didn't have his kneecaps broken.
by Nick on Oct 9, 2006 6:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if the Teamsters were running
And before you get too self righteous my dad was a Teamster and his dad worked for the railroads.
by grover on Oct 9, 2006 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bronson Arroyo
I don't know whether there were other hard offers on the table, but given the going rate for half-decent pitchers he must have been able (and must have known that he was able) to get significantly more elsewhere.
Also, I would be careful about generalizing from the strange bastard beast that is the US trade union movement to unions in general :-)
by green star oakland on Oct 8, 2006 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unions
(Presumably the union's concern is that if that sort of thing is allowed, teams might try to pressure unwilling small fry into renouncing part of their salaries.)
Perhaps this is part of the confusion here, since both practices fall under the general description of "unions won't let players willingly play for less money".
by iglew on Oct 8, 2006 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
by JLaff on Oct 8, 2006 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm talking about our Barry
by SportySpice on Oct 8, 2006 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankees
Maybe I've been around too long, being 72 years old and a baseball fan since 1946. But I was at the 73 and 74 World Series, and the 89 win. I glory in accomplishment of our team. I wasn't that concerned when we didn't get back as I know, from expierence, that sooner or later, we will. Knocking other teams, whether they be the Yankees or whom ever, doesn't do anyone any good other than show that we really are no different than all of those fans who are negative about--you name the team.
I'm a baseball fan. I love the game. If my A's win, great. But, I still love the game. I don't get my jolly's hating other teams. I get mine by loving the game and my A's.
Let's start showing some class on this site.
by racodd on Oct 8, 2006 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't get my jollies from
For all the reasons outlined above, I refuse to retract my "neener".
by Nico on Oct 8, 2006 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That being said, while I haven't yet posted on this diary, I do take pleasure in the end of the Yankees' season. Perhaps I am classless and immature, (my wife would certainly agree with the immaturity part, especially when I let blanket frogs out in bed) yet I believe that my frustration stems from two common events:
- From the beginning of spring training until the Yankees are eliminated, I have to hear from every national commentator, sportswriter, and causual fan how great the Yankees are, and how this is the year that they will win the World Series. Even if they don't do well initially, these people will repeat the mantra, "The Yankees will go out and get what they need."
- I live in Arizona, and live on a very meager budget, and so I can only afford the last month of Extra Innings. I am sick of 80% of nationally telivised games showing the Yankees and the Red Sox. The few A's games shown nationally are against the Yankees or Red Sox! A Yankees elimination means that I can turn on the TV to see what game is on and NOT have to worry about seeing another Yankees game.
by Steve on Oct 8, 2006 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It isn't a yankee fans fault that...
Everyone is entitled to their own feelings and even though, I take pleasure in seeing the yankees go down because they are the media darlings I do feel sorry for the fans that love their team so dearly. I know how depressed I felt when our team was eliminated a few years back.
by IM4Oakgal on Oct 8, 2006 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
except that there are very few
I think by and large the Yankee fanbase is like every other team: 12K-15K real, dedicated fans who love their team no matter what...just like the Royals, Twins and A's.
But we are supposed to believe that EVERYONE loves the Yankees and their "standard", propogated by the NY media and its arrogance at proclaiming NYC as the center of the Western world. Its the same thing in the "regular" media, and its why most people around the world dislike the image of the US. We have a ton of money, bitch about trivialities and are not any more succesful at anything than other nations and cultures around the globe.
I for one am ecstatic that the Yankees got KO'd early again, and by a superior team ALL SEASON LONG. They (NYY) as a team once again benefitted from playing in the AL East and this season had their record blown up by playing the NL East, as did the other idiot organization in Boston. These two teams are everything that is wrong with baseball, and by extension, the US culture. And their idiot fanbases are evidence of that.
We as fans of the A's get to see truly exciting baseball, along with innovation, business acumen and a sense of exploring new ideas and realms of thought to enjoy a successful enterprise. I dont thing businesses across the globe are asking Brian Cashman to speak at their conferences, but BB is getting plenty of invitations.
by tdwclark on Oct 9, 2006 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is there to like about the Yankees
by china bob on Oct 9, 2006 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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