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We're in Dire Straits!

With apologies to Mark Knopfler...

...and Jason Kendall

Now look at that Ken Macha--that's the way you do it!
Used to be with Oakland in the MLB.
Gettin' fired--that's the way you do it--
Get 2 million for nothin'--got your sheds for free.

Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it--
Lemme tell ya, that guy ain't dumb.
Could be hard to care about your player's broken finger,
And it sure ain't easy riding Billy's thumb.

We gotta endure the Col-i-seum
Fugly gridiron monstrosity,
Gotta move, to better quarters,
In a suburban locality...

See our Milt who's questioning the umpire's make-up?
Yeah, buddy--you can stick it right there!
You use your black belt to avoid a major shake-up,
Then like our Mach, you'll be a millionaire.

Gotta put-up with those crappy concessions,
Eight-dollar beers and lines are not for me--
Gotta lose, those tarp excressions
In a new baseball facility...

He coulda learned to play that Beaneball;
He coulda learned to not say "um".
Look--a Nation's burger he got stickin' in the camera,
Man, he had some fundamental fun.
And he's up there, what's that? More jingle noises?
Hawkin' 5A Rentals like a consignee--
That ain't workin'--that's the way you do it
Get 2 million for nothing--gotcher sheds for free

We gotta move to the Fremont environs
Invade the Giants' sacred terr-i-try,
We gotta move these ALDS victors,
Don't wanna ask our guys to play for free...

Now Ken ain't working--that's the way you do it
He managed Oaktown in the MLB.
Gettin' fired, that's the way you do it
Get 2 million for nothin' and your sheds for free
Money for nothin' and your sheds for free

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I want my, I want my, I want my free HumVee (repeat and fade)

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