Jasper Parry was born yesterday, weighing 8lbs 6oz, and his family would like it known that with his long fingers, huge reach, and muscular forearms, we believe he'll make an ideal replacement for Cliff Pennington at shortstop in 2023.
But get your offer in quickly, Billy! Offers will only be considered for the next.. umm.. 18 years.
"FIRE MACHA!!!"
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