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5-7-5 friday

Zito is neato
curveball fastball slider change
A's beat the Twinkies

composing haikus
I should be sleeping right now
early morning flight

Viva Las Vegas
my money is on the A's
seven-o-five flight

strong mojo, this is
more haikus mean more mojo
let's help the A's win

Tylenol PM
if it worked, I'd be sleeping
tired but alert

Ray Ratto, writer
fortune teller he is not
it's crow eating time

Ryan Ray Franklin
steroids made him pitch better?
four-plus ERA?

Raffy Palmeiro
did not intend to roid up
yeah right.  Period.

I must get some sleep
must leave home at five AM
please add to this thread.

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