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My venting diary about BAL game plus crappy pics

Helloo everyone! As you may know, I was at the game yesterday. I'm not in the greatest mood from it. Quite frankly, it wasn't the best game I've ever been to. I woke up later than anticipated, and couldn't find my High Socks. For me to go to an A's game without my High Socks is sacrilegious and a mortal sin in my Church of Baseball. ;) Fortunately I found them and was able to pull 'em on in time for my ride to come knocking at the door. Well, just as I was going to put my stuff in my A's backpack, I realized I didn't have my baseball. I had just had it in my hand. I have no idea, even right now, where that damn baseball went. I just grabbed my black Pirates of the Caribbean baseball and stuffed it in my bag. When I got downstairs, my cousin (who was giving me a ride) was inside my house, on her cell phone, saying in a frantic voice, "It's not my fault I got a flat tire!!" Great. Just dandy. We spent 1 hour between my mother, my two cousins and I trying to figure out how to change a tire. As you might've guessed, with the way my day was already going, we didn't figure it out. Mom had to give us a lift to BART with my three sisters. As we all piled into Mom's Suburban, she got a call on her cell phone. My dad's company mechanic was coming to look at the tire to see what he could do. You know what that meant? We either stayed and waited for the mechanic to come, fix the tire, drive the tire to the tire shop, get the tire fixed and be on our merry way to BART or we could take my mother's Mazda to BART, leave it there and drive back after the game. We chose the latter.

As we drove to BART, we got insane traffic. We had to get out an exit earlier and find our way to the Dublin BART. We did manage to find it, but to our displeasure, the BART parking lot was so full, we had to leave and go to the BART in Hayward. BART. BART. BART BART BART. Sorry, I had just said BART so many times, I figured five more wouldn't hurt. :) Anyway, our drive to the Hayward station was uneventful... until we arrived at the parking lot. As we got out of the car, my cousin accidentally pressed the button that set off the alarm on the car and scared the living daylights out of me. Just what I needed, I swear. I got my poster out of the trunk and we were off to BART!

Going to the game on BART has its downsides. (BTW, is anyone counting how many times I¡¦ve said BART in two paragraphs?) I hardly ever use BART, so I had no clue what to do. I didn¡¦t know where I had to buy my ticket since they usually sell Coliseum BART tickets outside the station or someone else buys them for me. It took a while for me to realize that I had to put the money inside the machine and press "Print Card" for it to work out. Call me stupid, I know. Well, my woes weren't over with. I ended up hitting some little girl with my poster on the way in and her father gave me the dirtiest look ever, even though apologies were flowing out of my mouth. Oh well. As we boarded (I'm not going to say BART again... Wait... DAMN.), my A's bag ripped. Not just a little rip, mind you, but the whole bottom of the bag split. <insert head banging against window> I was so desperate to fix it, I resorted to ghetto ways of stitching. I put duct tape all on the bottom of the bag. It looked so bad, but I didn't want to get even more angry. Luckily, we reached our destination with no further problems. Yeah, we were supposed to be there at 11 o'clock and it was 12 o'clock when we arrived, but hey. Getting there late is better than no Coliseum at all, right?

Uh oh. Cell phone rings. It's my friend.

"Hey Cathy! Are you going to the Coliseum today?"
"Uh, yeah, we're here as we speak."
"Oh. OK, I was wondering if my mom could drop me off with you guys and I could watch the game with you."
"Um, sure, yeah, that's no problem. I'm here with my cousins and I'm sure it's OK with them."
"OK then! Oh... hold on... my mom wants to talk to you."
"OK..."
"Cathy? Hi, how are you? I was just wondering where you would be picking up my little boy."
<insert me trying not to laugh hysterically>
"Ceci? Yeah, we're in front of the BART ramp right now. We're going to be at gate C because the lines for tickets are packed right here. Is that OK?"
"Yes, that's perfectly fine. Thank you for taking care of him."
"Um, OK. No problem. How long will it take before you guys get here?"
"Oh, about 15 minutes. Is that alright?"
"Uh. Yeah, sure. No problem. I'll see him here then."

So we waited. And waited. And waited. Hook em horns (from AN) was generous enough to offer us seats with her and she was expecting us there. But we kept waiting. And waiting. It was 12:20 before he got there. We ran inside and went to the bleachers. I had a ton of fun in the 5 innings I was there.


bullpen


miggy


Croz


more Croz


Jay Pay


Funny Kots shot... he he


lookie

After 5 innings, my cousins and I decided that it was time to go hang the poster. We left the bleachers and made our way to Section 102 to meet some other cousins that were at the game. One of the guys that was with me decided he was hungry, though, so we stopped to buy food and I met a fellow ANer there. We talked about the NO HITTER and Voila, it was broken!! Woo hoo. After there, we dropped off our stuff with one of my kind and my cousin Daisy, my friend and I went up to the 3rd deck to hang my banner. You guys there were at AN know how my poster ripped in half, right? WE heart HIGH  was on one half and SOCKS!! and www.athleticsnation.com was on the other half... remember? Well, the AN part ripped off. We had just enough time to hang the first half and just as we were hanging the second half, Security came over and asked for our tickets. We had bleacher tickets. He made us go away. Bitches. Lo and behold, Daisy had view level tickets! She ran to get them, but the security guard threatened on calling Guest Services to remove us. We had no choice but to violently rip the poster off and run. It was beyond repair, so we were forced to throw it away. :((

After the poster was gone, we went back to section 102 and enjoyed the rest of the game...


Kielty

I hope you at least think, "Hey, these pictures may be crap, but I appreciate that she tried to capture the spirit of the moment although she failed miserably by taking pictures that are crap but that show she's trying to get people to appreciate that she tried to capture the spirit of the moment even though she failed miserably by taking pictures..." Eh. You get it. After a break up, three crummy days and an illness,  I just needed to vent and post the only thing that gave me joy yesterday. Bobby Kielty's huge ass. :) Oh, and Huston. But hey. He brings me joy every day. Yum.

Oh dear. I hope Barry isn't getting jealous...

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Those BART Ticket Machines
they're real tricky.

Better off with the exact change.

Are you from the Central Valley?

by Hit4TheCycle on Aug 18, 2005 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry about all of the
bleh lately. And it's not you, those BART machines are tricky. I hope Baz, :P, and Kielty's ginormous ass (which needs to be complemented by THE SOCKS) can help you out.
My family now uses AN as a verb, does that mean I'm obsessed?

by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 18, 2005 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I gotta tell ya, Roscoe,
I'm impressed by any teenager who actually spells "complement" correctly. Props to you, youngish man.
Nico

by Nico on Aug 19, 2005 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Nico
Blame it on the two great English teachers I've had the last two years and my natural disdain for bad grammar and spelling. Naturally, as much as I hate them, I commit errors constantly, but I'm learning.

By the way, I forgot to ask you, what is the most obnoxious thing you've ever witenessed said or done by a parent and/or student at your school?

I gotta go now, that pesky V-Chip is acting up. It's itchy too. My mom still says it's a rash, but silly her.

My family now uses AN as a verb, does that mean I'm obsessed?

by Roscoe Parrish on Aug 19, 2005 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, I gotta tell you,
it's about a 112-way tie. For example, a mom upset that her 7th-grade son didn't play enough in a basketball game, comes up to me and screams, in front of her son and the rest of my team, "You're fucking with my kid's mind!" That kind of thing doesn't enhance the educational experience for anyone.

I'd go on, but I can see you're in the kitchen so I'll leave you alone to make your snack.

Nico

by Nico on Aug 19, 2005 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry
about all your crappy days. I'm a pro at those BART machines, I should teach you a thing or two! lol. I'm glad you had fun in the bleachers. It's usually more fun when the A's are actually scoring, let alone hitting! It was pretty quiet yesterday. R.I.P. High socks sign! Oh and I hope Bobby's ass made you feel a little better. :)
"I speak fluent clown, it's not easy." ~Bobby Crosby~

by Cassandra on Aug 18, 2005 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Come say Hi!
Next time you're in our neck of the woods, say Hi!   We are the loud shmucks to your right.
Barry and the "Intangibles"

by Duke of left field on Aug 18, 2005 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ah well
sorry about the fuss. BART rocks... if you live near it. Which I know Livermore has been kind of pissed about for years.

Here's what improved my mood today after a long day of work...

Dark Chocolate with White Hazelnuts.  It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!

by Apricot on Aug 18, 2005 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmmm.....
Chocolate...

Violet Beauregarde: What's so funny?
Willy Wonka: It must be from all those dog-gone cocoa beans. By the way, did you know that chocolate releases endorphins, which give one the feeling of being in love.
Mrs. Beauregarde: [flirtily] You don't say?

No wonder I feel like this! I mean, Apricot, you're a special guy..... JKJKJKJK :)

"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It does?
they can't even change a $5 bill. Ritter Sport is the one that Rocks!

by sf drift king on Aug 19, 2005 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks

Why would security be checking tickets in the view seats? ("view" sounds weird to me - I'm still used to calling them "Upper Reserved")  Field level, I can understand, but not up there.

RIP HSC Banner.  Will there be a HSC Banner v2.0?  I hope so.

I wouldn't call your use of duct tape to be "ghetto".  I think it was rather resourceful.  For a computer geek like me, duct tape is an invaluable commodity.

And, for next time:

How to change a tire

by calgbear on Aug 19, 2005 1:24 AM PDT reply actions  

View Level
Just call it the 300's.
"so what was it? the pork chop or the booty???" -rly723

by secret ASian man on Aug 19, 2005 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's many different ways....
Upper reserved, 300's, view level, upper deck, cheapo's land (what my cousin calls them), Pot Place (another cousinly saying)... you just have to use it right. ;)
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pot Place is really
200's under the over hang, by the foul poles where nobody is there and somebody can totally smoke a doobie.
"so what was it? the pork chop or the booty???" -rly723

by secret ASian man on Aug 19, 2005 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah...
You see, I wouldn't know. I don't smoke pot. I'm already high enough as is... on life. ;)
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I especially liked...
The "vortex" explanation of crappy pictures & capturing the moment... I thought I was going crazy for a moment while reading it! Sooo funny!
Sorry your Wednesday was crummy. Hope your Friday is better!
"You do if you don't & you will if you won't" - Words of Wisdom by Ron Washington.

by Quiet1 on Aug 19, 2005 8:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Haha!!!
That was funny.

I knew when I saw you in line that you looked familiar and I had to say Hi.

Kenny was sitting with us in LF and the whole game he kept talking about the no-no. IT was too funny.

Sorry about your sign.

Adversity will be there everyday, but you quit the day you don't get up. - D Braden

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Aug 19, 2005 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm glad you said hi!!
:) I was already in a bad mood because I was supposed to meet some ANers (that I didn't get to meet at the end) in the upper deck, but we didn't get in touch. I'm glad I saw you in line. You guys have got to teach me the ways of LF. :)
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are a ton of traditions out there:
Bobby and Mo pretty much lead the chants and every person seems to do thier own thing that is part of the group.

Pom Pom with his dancing and "Gettem Out Gettem Out Gettem Out" chants adds a great flavor.

Then there are the cowboy girls. They crack me up. They are really funny and extremely fervent in thier support of the team, sans Ricardo.

Every time he gets up they yell, "Sit Down Ricardo!!!"

When Hatteberg bats everyone removes thier hats and shakes them for a hit.

Whenever the team trails the hats get turned around.

NO CELL PHONES DURING THE GAME!!! (I was brutally reminded of this when I pretended to be talking on my phone with my back turned while Raffy was batting, he stroked a double and the cowgirls chanted, "It's all your fault!!!")

There are many others, but, these are some of them.

Adversity will be there everyday, but you quit the day you don't get up. - D Braden

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Aug 19, 2005 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to get season tickets....
for the bleachers next year. I'll have my car, my license and hopefully my parents will trust me enough to go to Oakland with a friend. :) Long shot, yes, but hey. I get the grades! I really want to be a part of the Oakland LF bleachers. Besides, there's a lot of ANers there. I don't think they'd turn out to be grapists...
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmm ...
grapes ...

grapes are great, but I always feel guilty eating them, because growing up my parents always made a big deal about boycotting them (having met as organizers for the UFW, it was a big deal) and I probably didn't eat more than a dozen grapes in my first dozen years on the planet.

The boycott is over now, but old habits die hard ...

The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grapes!
I love grapes. They have to be seedless though, or else I won't eat them. I have a friend who peels his grapes before he eats them. If he's going to eat twenty grapes, he has to peel them all before eating them. I think it's the weirdest thing ever.
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is weirder
The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gahhh KELLY CLARKSON!
What's wrong with his eyes??
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno
I guess he's like a vampire goat or something ...
The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vampires...
I like one vampire.

Mmm... Chocolate.

"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goats scare me to death.
Baaaaaaaaadd childhood goat experience.

by Jennifer on Aug 19, 2005 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh..
Do tell... I've got time. :)
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...
We had two goats when I was a child (along with 439 other animals). One had giant horns and was a little slow mentally. This goat would stick his head through the fence to eat grass (the grass is always greener) and get his horns stuck.

The other goat, the evil one, would kick Slow's ass while he was trapped in the fence. I would have to try to get his head out of the fence while Evil goat attacked me. Evil Goat chased me around the pasture while Slow goat bawled and tried to hang himself in the fence.

I couldn't get Slow's head out of the fence, and he wailed and wailed while Evil goat went psycho. It was horrible.

by Jennifer on Aug 19, 2005 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my.

Poor, poor Jennifer. :( I don't like goats. The chased me around in an animal farm once when I was 4. Not quite as traumatic, but...

"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We also raised
geese and turkeys. My brother would teach them to chase me around the yard and peck at me.

I remember the entire flock of birds chasing me around the house once. They had me surrounded. I tried to run in the house, but I couldn't get the porch door open. I was crying and screaming for someone in the house to help me. I had to run up the slide in our yard and sit until my dad finally heard my cries and carried me to the house.

by Jennifer on Aug 19, 2005 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

never have I so appreciated
growing up in the safe and loving cradle of the heart of New York City. It would have been tough spending my formative years getting beat down by one farm animal after another.

by Apricot on Aug 19, 2005 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What doesn't kill you...
Don't get me started on the chicken and horse stories.

My grandparents had a pet raccoon name Baby. Looking back this would've doesn't sound like a good idea, but she was just like a cat.

Sometines they also had calves in their house. Damn, we are weird.

by Jennifer on Aug 19, 2005 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume
you don't spend a lot of time at the zoo.

by Apricot on Aug 19, 2005 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No
The zoo scares me for totally different reasons. :)

by Jennifer on Aug 19, 2005 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister's scared of goats
one tried to eat her hair. I, however, am only freaked out by bees...and I don't know why. (I've never been stung)
No, I do not want to FIRE MACHA NOW, nor do I think Blanton is fat. Now leave me alone.

by pbruins92 on Aug 19, 2005 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what happened to slow goat...
He works in the cubicle next to mine.
"I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules." - Hall of Fame Manager Leo Durocher

by McFood on Aug 19, 2005 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the notion that
one of two goats was "a little slow mentally"--it gives me the image of the other one sitting with reading glasses and a cigar, reading Proust.
Nico

by Nico on Aug 19, 2005 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things came up last night
and I wasn't able to make it out ...

but I tried to listen and for several minutes all I heard was people talking in the background ...

The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?
That's wierd. I wonder if the music feed wasn't going through and the breaks were crowd shots.

I'll pass that along to the sound engineer.

Thanks

Adversity will be there everyday, but you quit the day you don't get up. - D Braden

by saint @ Athletics Nation on Aug 19, 2005 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry about what happened to you,
BART happens to me my best friend. Nothing goes wrong except for the occassional "we'll be moving in a few moments."

Your pics aren't crappy. You should see mine =[

by anA on Aug 19, 2005 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Sorry 'lil sis ...
but at least your parents are letting you go to more games now, so you'll be able to make up for it soon!
The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, man.
I mean, I'd never been to an unfun game, but there's always a first. I am still in awe I was able to go to AN day, then to the Wednesday game. That's two games in a week. <grins> Last time that happened was last season and I was heavily watched. This is a big step up. ;)
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Confession time.
It took me about ten minutes to figure out what BAL meant.

<shakes head>

It has been a long ass day.

by Jennifer on Aug 19, 2005 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Long day? Already?
What time is it? :(
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only 1:30
But days without baseball drag on for...ev...er.

by Jennifer on Aug 19, 2005 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alas...
but it's a pay week. Ew.

by Jennifer on Aug 19, 2005 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't pay week a good thing?
my credit card company sure thinks so ...
The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah ... gotcha
just think of Huston ... he'll get you through ...
The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're both crazy.
It's only 11:30 here. :)

And Jennifer.... something to make you feel better...

"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not just the USA.
God bless Texas.

"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem
Excuse me, but that makes ME feel better, too.

:P

by ArakSOT on Aug 19, 2005 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh really....
Well, power to you. :) The next Eck? Yeah, right. He's the only Huston Street.
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blood Alcohol Level
Read all about it.

.02 MELLOW FEELING. SLIGHT BODY WARMTH. LESS INHIBITED. POSTS FREELY ON AN.

.05 NOTICEABLE RELAXATION. LESS ALERT. LESS SELF-FOCUSED. COORDINATION IMPAIRMENT BEGINS. POSTS TO BYRNES DIARIES AND ADAM DUNN TRADE THREADS.

.08 DRUNK DRIVING LIMIT. DEFINITE IMPAIRMENT IN COORDINATION AND JUDGMENT. POSTS ABOUT LACK OF CLUB CHARACTER, PERSONAL PLAYER INSULTS.

.10 NOISY. POSSIBLE EMBARRASSING BEHAVIOR. MOOD SWINGS. REDUCTION IN REACTION TIME. HOSTS RADIO SHOWS RIPPING ON HIGH SOCKS CLUB.

.15 IMPAIRED BALANCE AND MOVEMENT. CLEARLY DRUNK. WOOFS UNCONTROLLABLY.

.30 MANY LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS. OTHERS POST LONG A'S CUSTOMIZED POETRY PARODIES.

by Apricot on Aug 19, 2005 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHAVY SUCKS!
tHiS TeAM [edited] [edited]!

<falls down>

[edited] HIGH SOCKS!

<vomits>

by Jennifer on Aug 19, 2005 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game?
The A's play tonight? Really? What team are they playing?

Honestly, I don't really care who they play. They will win no matter what. This team is awesome. Chavy rocks!

by Jennifer on Aug 19, 2005 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.
With a game today, everyone can... PUT THE MEDS DOWN JENNIFER. The old man by the river had an evil glint in his eye yesterday!!!!!!
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to...
shorten up the ass day!
"I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules." - Hall of Fame Manager Leo Durocher

by McFood on Aug 19, 2005 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What.
What what what? There was an interview? I didn;t hear it?

I feel like a bad Zito wifan.

"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
Click.

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like BART...
When we were in town last weekend, we got the whole BART machine thing down. 'Course, by Saturday we had lots of practice. But considering the Raleigh-Durham area won't have rail until 2009 at the earliest -- hence we have no experience in mass transit -- we were pretty proud of ourselves. :)

Your photos are much better than mine, so there.

It's time for a great weekend and week ahead for GreenNGoldGirl! She deserves it! LET'S GO OAKLAND!!! ;)

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by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Aug 19, 2005 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww..
Thank you. :) It doesn't look much better considering my boyfriend just dumped me, but hey. What can we do? I hope the A's can lift my spirits! :)
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're boyfriend dumped you?
What a moron ...
Why didn't you tell me you had a boyfriend?
I am totally hurt ...
The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry. :(
Not many people knew. And yeah, I'm hurt too. But hey... he was a Giants fan. Can't be that big of a loss, can it? :/
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
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by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's clearly a total loser
No wonder you didn't tell me, you knew I'd disapprove. Come on ... a Giants fan?

; )

The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh don't I know that story!
My EX boyfriend was a Giants fan too! I was so nice and got him a bunch of tickets to games, but when I wanted to go to an A's game, "Oh no! I can't do that! They suck!" Needless to say, we are no longer together! Now, A's Fan (or player!) is a major requirement in filling the role of Boyfriend! hehe!
"We play our best ball when we're goofing around and having a good time" ~Bobby Crosby

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Aug 19, 2005 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man...
Now I can make my move on Barry!!!!! :)

Speaking of gnats fans, I had a guy ask me out once that was a HUGE Giants fan. I didn't like him at all. I was like "Dummy.... don't you know I'm married to Barry Zito? You could tell it was real when he said hi to me at FanFest.... <insert loving sigh>" He thought I was 100% serious (since my friends call me Mrs. Zito). He told his friends that I was crazy. He never bothered me again.

Poor guy. :(

"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
Click.

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting!
I should try that the next time I am at a bar and some random hits on me "Sorry, I am betrothed to Bobby Crosby!"  
"We play our best ball when we're goofing around and having a good time" ~Bobby Crosby

by BobbyCrosbysGirl on Aug 19, 2005 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a sec...
He dumped you AND he's a Giants fan?  Clearly, he's not right in the head.

I guess he couldn't handle your youthful talent... he's probably looking for someone over-the-hill and nearing retirement.

Don't worry - you'll find someone who realizes that wearing high socks is being undervalued (someone whose name starts with 'Z', ends in 'o' and in the middle is 'it'?)

by calgbear on Aug 19, 2005 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at this....

That's downright sad. :(

"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
Click.

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Your poor bag. :(
Btw, do you know where I could get one of those bags? I've only seen them at giveaways and stuff. I guess I could check ebay, that's always good for something. :)
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." -Earl Wilson

by whiteshoes40 on Aug 19, 2005 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got mine at Fan Fest...
at this little stand thingy. You filled out a paper and you got a bag. I filled out the paper, so I got a bag! I've seen the same stand at the Coliseum quite a few times, so you should try there.
"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
Click.

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okey dokey, thanks. :)
"A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings." -Earl Wilson

by whiteshoes40 on Aug 19, 2005 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little does she know
that piece of paper obligated her to name her first child "Ameriquest"
The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argh..
THAT's what the question "What do you think of the name Ameriquest?" was for! Poor Barry... he's not going to like that name. It's not Zen enough.

Check your email.

"You look the the 4th of July! That makes me wanna hot dog real bad."
Click.

by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 19, 2005 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did, check yours ...
The next time I slap a guy's ass, can we all just assume it's because I wish I was a baseball player?

by devo on Aug 19, 2005 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

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