As a tibute to
B-town's Secret Asian Man
beat those twinkies yeah

Cuddy-Bear what a
joke, nick punto what a chump
lets go oakland a's

it's happy haiku
saturday, i bid adieu
secret asian man

In a tribute to all you AN'ers out there cheering on those A's, i thought all of us losers stuck at home (or wherever we may be) on this georgeous saturday could take the time out of our schedules to cheer on the A's number one fan and honor secret asian man by posting our own haikus.  I'm gonna call this HAPPY HAIKU SATURDAY.

Give me your best shot oaktoon.  Is there a creative side to your analysis or are you simply auditioning to be Billy's right hand mand in the future?

This one's for you secret asian man.

Let's go Oakland

Where is Quannan Au?