Anyone else notice that Hatteberg looks a lot like Johnson?

by dchu on Jul 30, 2005 12:22 PM PDT Comment 15 comments

Yesterday when Hatteberg drove in Crosby, I could have sworn he was Johnson. I was utterly confused, because the broadcasters kept saying "Hatteberg" and I kept expecting them to correct themselves. Even when they zoomed up on his face, I still thought it was Johnson until I realized that Hatteberg had shaved off his beard. They have similar builds (Hatteberg's 6'1", 210 vs. Johnson's 6'2", 220), they both bat from the left-side, and can't say for certain since I haven't seen the A's much on TV this season, but they look like they have very, very similar batting stances. The only big difference is that Johnson's now sporting some facial hair (which I was unaware of). It's uncanny.

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yeah we've been through this

When Johnson first got called up, we called him Scott Jr.

by Melody on Jul 30, 2005 12:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Funny and true.

Had the feeling they were clones.

by arch on Jul 30, 2005 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

It's freaky.

Johnson = the freakish clone of Hatteberg and Byrnes.

"While I was there, it didn't always seem perfect, but when I look back on it I just might think it was perfect." --Eric Byrnes

by Kyli on Jul 30, 2005 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Excellent

Good thing you put this in its own diary.

Olympian Amil Gartenamo, world record holder in both the javelin and the hundred yard dash--only person who ever died by throwing a spear into his own back.

by Furious George on Jul 30, 2005 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow

You're totally right. And guess what I just figured out... Bobby Kielty looks just like Ronald McDonald! Can you believe it? :)

by OaktownTribesman on Jul 30, 2005 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

One Differnce

I believe that Johnson has an open stance and Hatteberg doesn't.

"Street's 'sweetness' will do for now." -Billy Beane

by Roscoe Parrish on Jul 30, 2005 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

roscoe?

didn't you just sign with the buffalo bills?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2119530

by ucla kid on Jul 30, 2005 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

He did, but I didn't

Roscoe is a name my old English teacher gave me. I needed a last name to go with Roscoe for a project and I added Parrish because I always like the real Roscoe Parrish when I used him in NCCA Football 2005. I then began to use Roscoe Parrish as an alias and pen name since then, including here at AN.

"Street's 'sweetness' will do for now." -Billy Beane

by Roscoe Parrish on Jul 30, 2005 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs