5-7-5 (haiku) thread...It's Friday
by secret ASian man on Jul 29, 2005 12:35 AM PDT
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PrintA's are 5 and o
whenever we write hakius
let's keep this going
three point five games back
it's time to thank JP's team
Toronto Blue Jays
Vegas trip is soon
my money is on the A's
don't hate, I'm Chinese
Bonderman will win
A's will take two out of three
Billy Beane Throws chair
Joe Morgan's column
registration required
waste of my money
Kenneth Scott Rogers
finally loses appeal
it's about damn time
V. Scott Elarton
what would happen if he faced
Seth M. Etherton
Eric C. Chavez
that speech on the bus was key
he is a leader
AN Day is soon
who are the guests of honor?
I guess we'll find out
drunk guy on sports talk
said Tigers will win pennant
I don't believe him
A's are in second
I am still in disbelief
someone please pinch me
must go to bed now
need beauty sleep for my play
haikus are welcome
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Greetings AN!
Too shy to post until now
Richard is my name
Cal class of 2K
Football team is other love
Go A's and Go Bears!!!
The Tag by Kendall
Guttiest play of the year!
Spike marks to prove it
DJ 4 for 4
Ellis pinch runs, comes to bat
Gets a hit himself
Needing a big hit?
Scutaro will deliver
A's win yet again
Eighteen inning game,
Angels lose, bullpen shot. A's
three and a half back!
GreenNGoldGirl plus
baseballgirl take Urban to
task 'bout Huston's ass
baseballgirl's best quote:
A's "hottest team in baseball"
double entendre! :)
I am a straight guy
But "chick talk" is great to see
Keep it coming, girls!
Tigers now in town
Harden, Zito and Saarloos
I like our chances
Trade deadline Sunday
Will A's make a move? Not sure
In Billy We Trust
It's now 2am
Should probably get some sleep
Good night and GO A'S!!!
Hiya!
post with several haikus,
starting with a bang
Welcome to AN
where chick talk and baseball talk
excite and incite :)
by FormerHuntsvilleStar on Jul 29, 2005 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
just one
and took one frustrating loss,
must have felt like three.
caution
Are closer than they appear
Pull over, Angels
response in 5-7-5
AN chicks will kick your ass
I would run and hide
You are wise. :)
I talk "rear" to piss them off
I think it's working
Do they believe we
Seriously think about
Ass all the time? Huh
Someone is jealous
We aren't talking about them
They can kiss my ass
nope
That can only drool at games
Are not on AN
The Ass Haiku. For the fellas out there.
Backside behind posterior
Derrière buttocks
Sir Haiku-a-lot
I cannot lie; you other
brothers can't deny
May I break the form and say the quality of this discussion is shockingly high for haiku form. Except for this post.
this is fun
Cincinatti wants too much
Stop the Dunn diaries now
more crow eating
A's match Ratto's prediction
he will eat the crow
by secret ASian man on Jul 29, 2005 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions
"guy talk"
hotter than all the blonde chicks
Dan's hella lucky
by secret ASian man on Jul 29, 2005 9:43 AM PDT reply actions
true
Hair color doesn't matter
Just like base stealing
blonde
is this a sorority?
Omega-A-K?
by secret ASian man on Jul 29, 2005 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Jamie Kotsay, man.
Is the hottest wife of all
Even though she's blonde. :)
by GreenNGoldGirl on Jul 29, 2005 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
pain
Payton seems just fine out there
But I prefer Mark
Haikuuu.
When said about J. Alba
Boys like the chains too.
So no Huston hate
'Cuz glue is for everyone
Life is about fun.
A's against Tigers
Let's hope they don't do something
To anger Farnsworth.
Not A's, but still baseball
Sosa's foot hit the catcher
In the chest at home.
Did Rangers' pitchers
Backup their backstop Thursday
When Sammy batted?
Anyone with guts
Would intimidate Sammy,
Not just cameramen.
Farnsworth
He makes very good takles
Should play for the Lions
The Farns.
Could be in the UFC
With our Rich Harden
'Tis the season
To forget lovers and friends
Baseball's all there is.
Fire Macha now
has AN obsessed, polls show,
in at least two ways.
My guess is it's cuz
equates to five syllables,
a line in haiku.
Why so much focus
on a middle manager?
Can he pitch a gem?
Athletics Nation
rants for a new guy next year,
not keep good old Ken.
Follow-up
rearrange the first letters
making a said phrase
(And by the first ones,
I mean for each line in the
earlier post there.)
Can you figure it?
A bit easy? Then respond
quickly in haiku.
Now here's one tougher
although it is on AN
usually each day.
Do the same on this
using first letters per line.
Darn, what phrase is it?
on the blog
AN is now Tiger Beat
How appropriate
Travis Buck Romantic Haiku Moment
soul-to-soul, hiding behind
My spankin' hot ass
mmm... of course not!
Eye black and hair, breathtaking
Billy Beane is God.
by GreenNGoldGirl on Jul 29, 2005 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Girl Talk
Despite male opposition
Harden is so hawt.
Guy Talk
VORP, ERA and homeruns
Kielty's wife is hawt.
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