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off-day special: concrete recipes

Instead of posting about Adam Dunn, here is something tasty for you all.

Jennifer has just explained that "concrete" is a frozen custard mixed with special ingredients. E.g.

Mud Slide- Cappuccino, Oreos & Hot Fudge
Southern Belle -Caramel & Praline Pecans
Tiger Tracks-- Swiss Chocolate Custard, Peanut Butter & Reeses

Then for unexplainable reasons, people started riffing on special A's concrete:

Star-divide

(ArakSOT)
Kielty Concrete - cinnamon, salsa, and Red Dye #3
Macha Concrete - vanilla, more vanilla, and a pinch of vanilla

(Apricot) Huston Street Concrete - jalapenos, habenero, and cow tongue.

(Jennifer) Huston Street Concrete - Cheesecake, glue, chocolate sauce, a pony, marshmallow cream, frozen sex, whipped cream, cherries, peanut butter, sweat, and puppies.

(sslinger) Macha concrete: Nations hamburger and fries.
(sslinger) Kendall concrete: Well, yes, concrete.

Add you own home recipe! Like so:

Rich Harden: Tabasco, split peas, Canadian bacon.

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Less than one minute
0 votes
Five minutes
3 votes
An hour
3 votes
Half day
1 votes
ENCASE MACHA IN CONCRETE
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Brilliant, Apricot
I'm not sure about my own recipes....hmm...I just follow directions. ;) ;) But Haren's would be an odd combination...something that didn't quite fit...:D or just look weird. :o

Okay, so that wasn't nice. I'm sorry, Danny. You know I love you.

by Squeaky on Jul 28, 2005 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

where it all started...
now all my troubles began...

and two more

(McFood)

Swisher Concrete - Ham with a little nuts

Ricky Concrete - Pure Hot Dog with a little mustard

by Apricot on Jul 28, 2005 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

oh yeah...
and about the diary police? I once made a thread to play that 'Which one' game, and it didn't get deleted.

by Squeaky on Jul 28, 2005 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

true
but I think it appears on your permanent record...

by Apricot on Jul 28, 2005 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I distracted myself
with the Huston concrete and can't think. :(

by Jennifer on Jul 28, 2005 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

its ok
they're hush puppies.

by Apricot on Jul 28, 2005 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jennifer Concrete
Sugar, spice, and everything nice.  :P

by ArakSOT on Jul 28, 2005 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are a big kiss-up
and an insensitive clod.

Didn't you see the way she banished me to a cave and made me eat insects? With NO frozen custard?

by Apricot on Jul 28, 2005 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apricot Concrete
Snips, snails, and puppy dog tails. Oh, and some apricot too, I suppose.

by ArakSOT on Jul 28, 2005 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot
The Apricot Concrete is also full of crap.

by Jennifer on Jul 28, 2005 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see.
I see it all clearly now. You and ArakThunderbutt have been plotting against me this whole time.  All this time were being so nice to me just to take rides on my Kiko Streetscherer.  FINE. You two are CUT OFF. No more holds and saves for you.

by Apricot on Jul 28, 2005 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ArakThunderbutt
I laughed so hard reading that I bit my tongue. :P

by Jennifer on Jul 28, 2005 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm bad at recipes but
Huston concrete: bible pages, a doll, puppies

Rich concrete: sex, sexy, and sexier.

Street is a friggin physical marvel... -Mychael Urban

by rookieoftheyear on Jul 28, 2005 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How can food be sexy?
If it's RICH in the concrete we're talking about..........<RUNS>

by Squeaky on Jul 28, 2005 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The concrete is Rich
once ingredients are mixed. :P I don't need logic, okay?
Street is a friggin physical marvel... -Mychael Urban

by rookieoftheyear on Jul 28, 2005 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

poll
There should be a "not nearly quickly enough" option.
Rock and roll around my head like a 6 string belief

by andeux on Jul 28, 2005 12:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe some of the things
we can get away with on AN.
:P
GO A's!!!

by AsGirl on Jul 28, 2005 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

joe blanton- cupcakes
"Sweet way to end a trip, huh?" Crosby said. "Life's pretty good right now."

by CrosbysGirl510 on Jul 28, 2005 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

how about
Joe Blanton: Kentucky Fried Chicken, cupcakes and a dollop of Yabu.

by Apricot on Jul 28, 2005 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barry Bonds
Bonds Concrete: BALCO, Greg Anderson and The Cream
Why does everybody stand up and sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they're already there? ~Larry Anderson

by lansfords1 on Jul 28, 2005 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Bonds
Don't forget the Flaxseed Oil

by theblackpearl on Jul 28, 2005 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Konk read
Durazo Concrete - Alligator arms and lots of elbow grease.

Ellis Concrete - Pork shoulder and Ben Gay.

Picker of Nits since '63. Or so I thought until I discovered AN. Now I feel like a nitpiker.

by McFood on Jul 28, 2005 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Durazo
His concrete has to have a bit of Giraffe in it.

by sslinger on Jul 28, 2005 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

other dugout cretes
macha concrete: whatever billy wants to put in it.

wash concrete: 1 gift gold glove, dirt, rookies....delicious

larry davis concrete: water, tie dye, asprin mixed in the whirlpool.  

i'm sorry everybody, but i think macha is a good manager.

by JMC @ Athletics Nation on Jul 28, 2005 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

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