hey guys, it's Friday
this means it's haiku time dude
this mojo is strong

Joseph Kennedy
what's your major malfunction?
Pvt. Pyle clone

the system is down
thread was written long ago
AN not working?

Mike Scioscia, bee-yotch
this guy hates Iesum Christum
yes, that was Latin

glad AN is back
can't stand writing post off-line
I'm not like Nico

is this long enough?
three hundred characters yet?
no gibberish here

MLB appeals
keeping Rogers off the hook
it's a freaking joke

after this weekend
AVP ads will be gone
will you miss the butt?

crucial series here
a split ensures second place
go get'em Haren

Angels beat Pinstripes
don't know who to cheer against
Yankees East v. West

Eric C. Chavez
is pulling pitches again
K's on outside pitch

it is getting late
need rest for Opening Night
please add your haikus