slacking off at school
supposed to create sound cues
yeah, I'm a bad boy

Street in one-plus frames?
That's rookie pitcher abuse
FIRE MACHA NOW!

If I was to say
what Melody Chu looks like
she'd kill me quickly

All star game red carpet?
this is pretty much welfare
for Joan Rivers, ugh

Why can't Futures game
be on today, during break
all star parties suck

Forrest sucking thumb
Saint will have fun in due time
show pic to prom date

World Baseball Classic?
I thought this was the world cup
BUD ALLAN SELIG!!!

AN Day is near
will pig out on lots of food
I want Eck jersey

Mark Kotsay will stay
who will leave in summer trade?
not number two-one

Won't watch All-Star game
tired of "this time, it counts"
I might cave in though

four point five games back
the A's are in the Wild Card
time to think playoffs?

Jason Kendall has
shown warning track power
home run coming soon?

Must get back to work
before being caught online
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