Here we go with more photos of this unofficial AN event, Chez Nico II. Once again, thank you Nico for letting me use your camera! Sorry that I killed the entire battery and then had that huge scare when I thought I accidently deleted half of the photos.

I am really good at making ordinary people look like rapists. No wonder GNGG's mother wouldn't let her come, if I saw this picture I wouldn't let my daughter go either. Nico was trying to make shishkabobs but decided to have a bit of fun with them since the grills were not quite ready yet.

Being some of the first people to arrive, SecretAsianMan, Nico, ZeroIndulgence and Robb have a chat about the differences between Kotsay [fans] and Byrnes [fans].

As far as volume goes, we had much more alcohol at this event than dead animals. SecretAsianMan and Sslinger help themselves to this sinful drink.

It's time to advertise for Pepsi's Play Like a Pro day! Robb cleverly turns his logo to the camera as DMtShooter folds up a paper bag that contained some of the food he had brought. We were very good about recylcing today.

Now this is REAL BBQing! ZeroIndulgence slathers barbeque sauce onto his slab of dead cells. Then he proceeded to lick his fingers even though he had just touched raw meat.

The less barbaric half of the party settle for some tea... I mean, Batgirl pulls out some bread for her veggie dog as SportySpice decorates some cookies with Zito's likeness.

And a close-up of the cookies! Yeah I got a piece of that.

Trying to enjoy the shade at the picnic table, Robb, DMtShooter and ZeroIndulgence sit back and enjoy the food. Meanwhile, poor Poochini has to wait to feast on the leftover scraps, much like Eric Byrnes.

Then HighStreet joins the party and makes us all jealous by explaining that she really does live on HighStreet and she's only about four minutes away from the Coliseum.

The fact that one of the hotlinks was shaped just like a big toe was very upsetting to Saint's son, Forrest.

Pretending to be deep in conversation with Ptbarnum, Andeux conspires to point the camera at yours truly.

So it was time to turn around. Sslinger, Ptbarnum, SportySpice and Batgirl enjoy a philosophical conversation on the possible ways to make the coliseum look like a work of art.

Meanwhile, a deeply disturbed Forrest retreats to the corner and curls up in the fetal position.

Demonstrating Kielty's "Two Outs" sign to the left field bleachers is no other than Saint himself.

So finally we moved indoors. After a long talk about "Kotsay's Extention," Forrest proceeds to say, "It's so weird when a guy says another guy is hot!" To which he got this reply, "You don't have to say it, you just have to know when another man is gorgeous." Or something. I think I just butchered this story. But it was funny anyway.

I think this was after Byrnes' RBI double. I tried to come up with a clever line about Byrnes here, but I think we already wore out the "Byrnes would have ________ that" line today. That is JMC way off in the corner there, he arrived late and I forgot to get a better picture :(

This was probably after Zito let two men reach base without recording a single out. Or not.

But that's okay, since the A's came back to win and there were plenty of crotch shots [and more talk about extentions] to go around.