Well it's officially Friday here in the East Bay so let's do the Haiku thing again.

Let me start off with one in honor of the upcoming series against the Giants:

Your SF Giants
seem to play sub-par baseball
without Barry Bonds

or

Moises Alou's pee
will not help him hit homeruns
get'em Mean Joe B.

Update [2005-6-24 3:37:25 by secret ASian man]: The Tylenol PM is coursing through my veins, I'm on a roll:

I miss Mark Mulder,
Dan Haren's stats are better,
Who is Mark Mulder?

Rich Harden returns,
five innings of one run ball,
never missed a beat